It's 2016.. More contributions plsss

Abbeyunique2:

u think say the camera go change ur ugliness. if u like use 1m mega pixel camera, u would resemble Bounce of Burkinafaso.
Awon eyan weird MC and sagna.

I no expect to hear ur mouth oo.. considering the situation on ground. Abi mirror follow light and fuel scarce for ur end too

Fraiser:
babe d tin na my false appearance he show o, d mumu guy wey help me do d reg go snap me 32megapixel camera, d tin com dey too heavy to upload, e com dey compress am, nd i no com dey dia, if for say I no I for tell am make hin use small phone jeje, wen d picture com enter enh wen I see am e b lyk say make I dey cry, e compress am d tin com wowo finish, I just dey pray make nysc no bounce me because den fit talk sey no b me dey dia

Lwkmd eyah.. Pele.
When u get the ID, Just turn it to the other side. Anyone who turns it over to see, must be ready to hear ur explanation shikena

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Fraiser:
abeg o I get one question o, hope no b say na d passport wey upload during registration nysc go extract take do our ID card nd discharge certificate, d passport wey dey my green card na error o, e worst die

Lmfao Passport photo shows one's true appearance. U should be proud and embrace it

Oyehomie:

Say wettn o? Wat did i say o?

From the looks of it.. I'm pretty sure u don land wella..Over coming around sef don dey worry u

Oyehomie:

Ahaha...mention it again
Infact d light en...fuel...it is well
Wishing is gud too nah..lol
Don't think i am comin around o

Lol.. Alright.. If u say so

Oyehomie:

Nd i laff..in Amodu 's voice..did i tell u I'm comin around....?
For ur mind abi... O ya..u re right.
I won associate with ---naire too nah
...u re welcome..hw re u 2day

Lol..Thanks again
I'm alright.. But this light and fuel scarcity got me wishing for a genie

Abbeyunique2:
NYSC sha, why wasn't i suprised. i urge all citizen to keep an open mind with all NYSC consistent inconsistencies, anything can happen.

They should cancel the whole thing let everybody rest.

iambibi:
..Ella... Gud morning.... Hope d beta go reach my side o...

Morning...
My dear.. the beta boku brekete.. Feel free and help urself

Qutyjoice:

I'm fyn o....Wetin yu bring com mk we share it

I bring beta come oo.. go right ahead and dig in

Qutyjoice:

Ao are yu boo?

I'm alright love. U?

Oyehomie:

Oo ooohh oh..fangs out? Nooo..me not a vampire o...
Alryt lemme b a gentle man dat i am..
On behalf of me nd ma wife qutyjoice, i welcome u into dis great city
City where everybody is equal
City of love nd peace
E kaabo..welcome

See.. I knew u were gonna come around soon enough Thanks

Oyehomie:

Ahahaaaa....u re kinda tu serious for ma likin o...una do involve Almighty sharpally? Wat i do

I used his name for reference..Didn't directly involve him. ur fangs are out..So I gotta thread carefully

Oyehomie:

Nd i laff in Amodu 's voice...dope? Says who..i avnt said daaat...nd till den...don't tnk i will cm around o...

Says the Lord almighty if he be talking in this century's lingua.
Whatever rocks ur boat hun

Fraiser:
my regards to her babe, she must b an awsome mother by bringing up an awsome lady in a super awsome way

I know right

Qutyjoice:

Welcm dear....I love yur name

Thanks

Oyehomie:

Liar..shey i talk say i won welcome u ni...which kinda welcom be dat....na ds kind hoir u jst suppose dey cm abi...me i neva welcm u o

Okay.. I guess my mind reading skills are a bit rusty then.
Different strokes for different folks
Dont worry.. U'll come around soon enough cos I'm too dope to ignore

Oyehomie:
Ellanaire.....it is well o..av i sent a warm welcome greetings tu u?

Thanks for the warm welcome.
I'm a mind reader..no need to voice it out

LogoDWhiz:


Akwa ibom is so much filled with fun I wish I'm posted there..

You should enjoy there..

Amen.. I hope so too

Fraiser:
dis is wonderful, a polite heart brake

Lol.. My mama taught me well

eaglevision:


Sure u do. I like it wen babes shine their beautiful set of teeth for me,moreso a gorgeous one,im already considering u like that

Lol.. Sorry to burst ur bubbles sugar, but are u sure u wanna take this route? You know it's a dead end

LogoDWhiz:



Yea...I understand. .

What of if it gets fun..and it gets so interesting u don't wanna leave

Hmmm...its rather unlikely. But if it does eventually happen, I'm gonna be super glad.

eaglevision:


I can see that u hav nw been fully inducted.welcome once again dear,a waiter will b with u shortly.

Thanks.. But no worries about the waiter.. the chef is coming to me soon

VillageGOAT:

eyah, except you want to do what brother emeka my friend did , let me tell you his story, he applied for nysc and they posted him to adamawa state, he rejected it, and wrote jamb again, he score 280 and got admission and after 4 years again, he applied for nysc and this time they posted him to kogi state, but he wanted lagos by all means, xo he still went ahead and purchased another jamb form and got admission again, after spending 4 years, and applied for nysc they gave him benue state, this time brother emeka got annoyed and vowed that he would continue to repeat jamb and get admission till they give him lagos state, lo and behold brother emeka is now 69 years old and they finally gave him lagos state, he is currently serving now, he would finish by october. Do you want to be like brother emeka?

Too bad.. So you're friends with "brother Emeka".. that speaks highly of u

LogoDWhiz:



Ohhh
. Now I grab..


Well, it's only 4 a year

True that.. But a year can seem like a lifetime when ur bored

Rukkyola:

got akwaibom ke.dem don start posting ni?

It was on "the leaked" CUL

Testimony89:

There is a lot pretty gals in dis city
There is a lot pretty gals in dis town
Gonna pick d rait one
Gonna pick d rait one
Itz u gal

Lmfao..Sorry hun..No can do here.. check the next town

eaglevision:


Correct! We go soon catch.

I know right

LogoDWhiz:


Wow.. oau...

No wonder I felt like I know you..

Interesting course. .


Why do you want it to change?

Same place I want

Lol.. Oh yea
Thanks

Cos Lagos is my choice..can't imagine myself anywhere else