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outrage: @yokiti
Talk about the perfect report card! Kudoos! Which one come be al-gaosu?

@ellylace
Welcome back princess, every one calls you first lady but that gives me a picture of dame..


Was my dream too, but quicly turned into nightmare when I read stories about the place.

..hun,I aint nuffin like dame o..pls think of Michelle Obama..

sandylurv: Tnx jare,dat spam bot shud be checked.And as for divine calling,'usher in charge of offering&tithe' iz d onli call I can ansa for nw Support my ministry today nd get Ūя̲̅ tips

Correct gal! Dat ministry is for both of us o...

yokiti: wwhaoooooooooooo!!!!!

Our firstlady is back..... First of all (dont go down low o) how are you doing healthwise(though not neglecting other aspects of life o)?

Your Firstlady ma ,(hope there is protocol like that) your excellency.


1. Pyguru is now damn hungry (Ogbeche77 has been of good help to tame this spambot).

2. Sandyluv is my cheerleader and MOTHER IN ISRAEL(hope I will get your support in this?)

3. The oldies have deserted the thread.

4. Sandyluv is insisting on serving in Lagos (I tagged this to be the reason for her pyguru ban)

5. Those that went to UI will not allow us to rest.

6. Outrage is now an Al- Gaosu....... He visit the thread but not complementing it with comments.

7. IK121 said He want to E- die to E- ressurect in the new year.


8. The thread is now on page 46.


For now on this news upload simply click on other pages of the thread...... This news update was brought to you from the stable of Radio Nairaland.

hmmmmnnNn a lot lot lot! D Moderators r doing a gud job...cnt thank them enof ..Miss sandy,dnt wori,dat bad belle spam bot will nt obstruct ur progress and congrats on ur "divine" calling...Ik shud nt evn think of dying before he eats ma Convoc. Rice o....its coming up soon...and ma dear Sammie,hawayu? Iyaff tey ȍoº˚˚º....lol.

..Oh,and one more thing,be very careful who u giv ur mobilization numbers (wen they come out) to...a lot of scammers are waiting to feast on u like crows..if u dnt hav a gud contact,dnt bother working it...cos its gonna turn out worse than if u hadn't in d 1st place..2013,here we come..,

Been a while,wot hav I missed? fill me in.

pDude: I prefer Hard rock and Grunge rock.

I love Alter Bridge, Creed, Breaking Benjamin: they are all Hard Rock.

Puddle of Mudd is my best rock group cos they sound a bit like Nirvana.

And did I mention that I also play the guitar, rock style

that is way cool!!! Wicked!!

Feliz Navidad!!!!

OC cool: Watsup guyz? IK121 take am easy o dis one wey Akwa ibom dey sweet ur body like dis. Anyway sha i can't wait 4 march 2 come o. As 4 nysc shoppin, dat one na nxt yr tins probably by jan or feb by God's grace.

if u're in abj,let's go shopping 2geda..wud be fun!

As for my fellow "gingering" comrades; its amazing to see such enthusiasm and patriotism showed by u to serve ur fatherland..*tears dropping* such devotion! .......or, it cud be boredom,d need for freedom or d alawi amount of 19,800 dats motivating ur restlessness

ik121: Luvin fada, help us 2 rmmba d birth of our lord saviour dat we may share in d songs of d angels, the gladness of the shephards nd d worship of the wise men.
Close the door of hate nd open d door of love all ova d world.
Merry christmas 2 u all my belovd frenz.

#Lots of ridiculous discounts going on in many malls in abuja in d spirit of xmas.
I'm buyin all my nysc tinz today along oda xmas stuffs.
Akwa ibom 'The LAND OF TOTO' lez go dia...

hmmmn..broda Ik..ur blood's on FIRE!!!

yokiti: Hey! Firstlady, welcome back; happy to see you once again.....how are you doing now?

Thank God that the time table has been adjusted.

tnx dearie...I'm limping a lil...bt hey,its kinda nice cos I'm nt chauffeuring anymore and mi amor,my bf, gets to carry me more often

Ellylace: Hello guys, tnx for all d love and prayers. (For those of u who prayed for my recovery) MAy GOD bless u guys... I missed u

BIG SHOUT OUT to Angelajuni,Vivichocs,ChrisIfeanyi,Oc cool,Maediamond,Crazyman,Samuelorija and Dj Crown...U're all on Santa's good list dis year...woooove y'all!

IMPORTANT NOTICE: There's been an adjustment in the mobilization time table.NYSC Orientation Camp now 5th - 26th March,2013...

Hello guys, tnx for all d love and prayers. (For those of u who prayed for my recovery) MAy GOD bless u guys... I missed u

NEW: NYSC ORIENTATION CAMP: 5th - 26th MARCH

Peeps,pray for me...I'm in d hospital.. twisted ma ankle..

CrazyMan: Sup dear...we're all here...how was your weekend..?

Bonjour Monsieur Crazyman...my weekend? Boring as hell..

Apparently,my peeps are all M.I.A 2day...wonder y??

outrage: Monin yall
Where is everybody? Oops, church things I guess.

morning dear

electricity: The reason why we get excited abt NYSC is bcuz its like the beginning of our lives. I'v had 2 wait for my posting for almost a year now doing nothing bcuz no one wud employ a graduate without the NYSC certificate and d ones that will cant pay enuf 2 even cover transportation.
I dont care for the shitty bathrooms or the low pay but the NYSC is a rite of passage that would allow me work & earn my own money and stop asking daddy for money for sanitary pad, meet and make new friends, experience things that'll build me up to be a grown woman, have a shot at meeting that special guy and hav something responsible to do with my life that'll stop me from being so damn jealous of everybody else.

@OP. Thank u so much for this. Just started my clearance at school so the 21st January date for masterlist submission is very reassuring.

u're welcome...I can relate wif wot u're passing thru...sitting @ home broke is so nt cool.plus ur folks use u as maid or a chauffeur...cnt wait to leave!!

phelpy: please any1, is it true dt thr ll only b 2 batchs nxt year?

its a rumour..nuffin official has been said abt dat

smakati: I miss skool, my life is sooooo dreary, no challenge, no problems, no anytin, no pocket money, I now understand d meaning of redundancy.....I can't wait for march to come, to make it worse, d secondary skool that wanted to give me a teaching gig will soon go on holiday, so o di january kin to bere ise.......I want to start a daily entry @ d diary section. Hope dat kips my mind away from sucidal thoughts.

Omg! Suicidal thoughts? You dnt need a diary,u need to pray!

xpether: Pls any hope for student of other school to be mobilized by feb next year?

wot sch r u referring to?

ignis: Ellylace, please I would like you to teach me french. Am trying in french language but i would like to improve.
Am damn serious.

ofcos dear! Jst find ur way to abj and I will..

Rizstar: Any hope 4 part-time graduates who are below 30yrs of age?

sowi dear..bt part-time graduates aren't required to do NYSC and once u're 30 or Above,u get an exemption letter

yorke1: But seriously, does people still get excited going for NYSC scheme these days? Just asking

excited? No nt rily,bt since its a compulsory programme...we dnt hv much choice in d matter nw,do we?

engrfcuksmtin: This timetable cannot be the final, some dates may change because it is at the Pre-mobilization workshop for Student Affairs Officer and NYSC schedule officers of corp members producing institution that they use ratify and approve mobilization timetable. Check the past timetable it will be observed that the pre-mobilization workshop is missing in this one.

u shud visit d NYSC. Official website for urself..

May God see us all thru to March 2013...I recommend u join other prospective corpers in d thread created for prospective batch a 2013 corpers..there u can interact,ask questions and stay informed abt d latest developments in d mobilization exercise..see u there..

OC cool: Mehn... Am so bored ryt now, I nid sm cheerin up *yawning*. Can't wait 4 march 2 com abeg

u can be my bodyguard while u wait,hmmnn? It comes wif a lot of benefits..

Abbasufi: ELLYFACE! U SEEM TO BE D FACE OF BA13! MONIN.

lolz!!! Nw dats funny!