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Not anoda "fat chick...slim chick" thread...Look hun, when it comes to women and weight u have to be very PLAIN abt wot u want..if u like slim gals,i take God beg u, dnt date a fat one and then turn around later and ask her to "shed"...it wud only turn things sour...and u might cos a great deal of damage to her self esteem...same goes for a slim chick..u cnt expect her to grow hips overnight...The emphasis shud be on being HEALTHY!!! cnt emphasize on dat enuf..She shud exercise nt to be slim..bt to be fit and healthy...and please there are a lot of ppl. out there who are suffering from eating disorders due to pressure from d media and friends..they binge eat or follow fad diets which ultimately destroys their bodies in d lng run..we cnt all be slim..Just d same way we cant all be tall or light skinned or hairy...So pls,help her to love her body and take care of it cos its d only she'll ever have..

Errm...shout out to the folks swallowing Panadol and fighting like Spartans for Artistes who dont even knw they exist..Una well done o..I'm sure your reward is waiting for u...,somewhere ...Now for this issue of comparison, no side is beta jor...Sure we've got d vulgar,ever loud naija music..Foreign music has got dat too..a lot of junk hip hop and reggaeton out there...so it's 50-50 plsss..

Man of steel,Epic,The Croods,Lone Ranger,The great Gasby,Olympus has fallen and Fast and the Furious 6

Wot da...?? abeg abeg..not all nigerian ladies joor..

Hey Guys...nice job y'all doin here...pls I need to knw hw to update my OS to 10.1 on airtel...tnx Guys

Wasn't surprised wen I saw this on CNN...America is crawling wif dysfunctional minds... :/

For Animated shows (cartoons),go for The Simpsons,South Park,Futurama,The Boondocks,Family Guy,American Dad,The Cleveland Show,Avatar-the last airbender/legend of Korra,Pokemon,Lucky Luke and Garfield
For normal shows,I'll recommend 2 and a half men,Friends,how I met ur mother,seinfield,damon,anger management,the office,big bang theory,modern family,everybody loves Raymond,Everybody hates Chris,Just shoot me,the wayans bros,single ladies,scrubs,the Parkers and married with children....these are gr8 shows

niteduff: Game of thrones is a political story of cunning and wits, just like a chess game. Maybe if you guys can actually sit down and read the book series then you will forget about Spartacus. In game of thrones, nothing is predictable, and when you miss your step or calculate wrongly, you get shorter by a head. It is a world created from the mind of a single author, a world not unlike the one we live in.. when the kings and the lords play the game of throne, the low born and commoners suffer. When the rich people play at politics, the poor people are the one suffering. Friends on Nairaland, I read novels, watch movies and play games alot, and I have seen both Spatarcus and Game of thrones, lets look past the blood, gore and sex in Spartacus, there is nothing to gain from it. Game of thrones of the songs of ice and fire series, goes beyond mere swordplay, sex or gore.. It captivates your mind, and keeps you guessing.

Amen Broda!!

...And again d Mods editing ruins my comment...

Take it frm an Addict of both series....G.O.T is d almighty Winner!!*bows*...Although Spartacus blows it's viewers' minds wif sharp,witty comments,graphic violence and teasing shag scenes,it depends solely on these elements to keep the Plot moving..bt Game of Thrones!!! My o My..U dnt even need to watch d series..reading d books is enof to captivate u..The series is thick...U can "literally feel" d intelligence,skill and creativity woven into it! Take for instance d scene btw Varys and Little Finger in d throne rum in season 1..
Varys:"I believe I have seen u recently..."
Little Finger: "Saw me with ur own eyes?"
Varys:"...eyes I own..." (G.O.T fans will understand what this means)
...The series is fabolous!! Dope Cast! Wicked Screenplay!! Breathtaking locations,loads of awards after only ONE SEASON! C'mon...its obvious! G.O.T rocks! Ma fave quote,by the way,comes from d very 1st episode "Winter is coming"...where Tyrion tells Jon Snow "Never forget who u are,Bastard...The rest of the world will not..Wear it like an Armour and it can neva be used against u".....I rest my case..

[/color][color=#770077]my o my....so dis is wot our beloved room has become? C'est dommage...Anyways,jst passing..carry on Fellaz

Coldfeet: Must be God fearing! Must have SIX pack!!! and loaded!! ( Upstairs! Between the legs!! And in the wallet!!!!!!!!)

Ditto!

Time to say goodbye 2 d house...We had a great time..but I guess gud things dnt last forever...Wish y'all gud luck!

Seyixyz: Wer our foundin fathers of diz thread..Ik,Sandylurv& moneybag,wer una?We nid 2 suspend UNN & Uniben graduates 4 diz place o..Til 4der notice

...and wots "dis"?

*Peeps in...sees anoda "My sch is beta than ur Sch debate"...shakes head..gets back to Work*

flinton: A year of suffering, not only dat u'l suffer, u are also underpaid, forget about the euphoria of goin to camp, Juz a matter of tym, u'l see reasons wif m

no one can change ur mind or feelings towards NYSC..and they shudnt..cos we all have our personal experiences that shape our opinions..However hun,dnt throw d baby out wif the bath water..Try to be optimistic..See d glass as half full...nt half empty..who knows? U jst might have a gr8 service year after all..

outrage: Thanks ellayce,braine,ignis,djcrown,yokity,sandylurv,ehizario and all who showwed concern.

Unfortunately school is not close to where I stay, its a 5 hour trips so I can't be there.
I was able to text my number, let's just pray it ends well..
Thanks yall.. Signin out!

Praying for u hun..U will sign in with a Testimony IJN..

Wow..so creative!

djcrown: Succinyl coenzyme A.

Hello guys, its being a long time I checked in to this room last. Guess everyone is cool? What is the latest info in the house? Hope the nysc timetable has not been altered, will the correction list be sent back to various institutions tomorrow?

no hun, feb 6-8...

outrage: What is this rubbish with jamb number?? I am furious, I just got a call from a friend told me my name is not on the list that is leaving for abuja tomorrow because they couldn't find my jamb number..
I swear I am so sad, I fell like I am going to cry, only me in my programme!

Why are we so incompetent in nigeria! Why!? Why!?

OMG!!!! No hun,pls dnt cry ...try n think things thru....do u have access to ur jamb reg no.? Can u give it to them before d names r sent out 2mao?

Nicklutz: Hello my fellow comrades,hw did ur day go?trust it went well..its evening again the clock is ticking forward tins...gudnyt in advance,least i forget 2maro is my B'day u all are invited...

Sowi its coming late..Hapi Buffdae..Herzliche Geburstag..joyeux Anniversaire to u..wishing u more grace and favour..enjoy! ^_^

Fourcade: You got that right.New keynesian .
Nice to have you here justin.

heyy...hw've u been? Met ur broda yesterday...where were u?

idrezee: Nicky and Ellylace u guys re d bestest.............I dnt know lag much cha; does it mean de don't give accommodation in lag? Dats 2 bad, honest. @ lace and Nicky- talkin bout bein family(239F5DAF) dats ma BB pin and @ idreeezee's ma twitter handler! I'll 4get bout masters 4 now but I must know lag's ok 4 me b4 gettin maself posted there.

ffl @ellieglamoro....@ Nicky..nw ffl..ffl back

justineu: Am justine a graduate of madonna university,econonmic dept... please to meet u guys...

welcome dear

Tinablack: Its unnecesary becos its abt Ur UNN ryt? Guess u wuld av led if it were abt anoda UNI?


SHUT d BLEEP UP!!!!!!!

No,I wnt...unlike some,I actually do hav a life ...oh and tnks 4 d "bleep"...u're far too kind

yokiti: @ UNN peeps, go and defend your school on the 116 UNN first class graduate thread on the front page.. I must warn you; if you are allergic to abuse, please only read comments from others and do not post a comment.

seriously? U'd advice us to do dat? Only a jobless Oaf wud argue or fret over somfin they have no control over..

Honestly,I am very disappointed..grown men and women,arguing abt somfin as unnecessary as dis!! A lot of u are condemning d Graduates and yet,u can't even do dat wif correct sentences!! Nigeria is in Peril! Chaos and Corruption everywhere!! Yet all you can do is come on Nairaland and boast,critisize and argue like clueless illiterates!! I am a graduate of UNN bt I wnt stoop low to argue abt insignficant things ..My four years in sch,My sweat and hard work thought me better than that..and If u're matured enough,U'll do d same..

Seyixyz: Point of correction pls..NYSC did'nt say they wil not mobilise dose dat did'nt get admisn thru Jamb but dose dat don't hv jamb reg numbers..They are 2 different tinz

WMO..A relief for them then..If they wrote JAMB,that is...

moneybag4411: Una good morning oo....Hw u guys doing..did i miss much? What is ds im hearing about NYSC not mobilising those that didnt enter school through Jamb? If na play make them stop am..

My dear,its true..its rather sad becos its gonna affect a lot of ppl.

moneybag4411: Una good morning oo....Hw u guys doing..did i miss much? What is ds im hearing about NYSC not mobilising those that didnt enter school through Jamb? If na play make them stop am..

My dear,its true..its rather sad becos its gonna affect a lot of ppl.

idrezee: Thanks Ellylace........I'm Idreezee cha! I'm suprised u didn't talk bout d accommodation stuff! Pls somebody say somtyn on d@ .........NYSC in lag without accommodation would be sometyn else. And I also d pay's 15k, how true is diz?

since u're certain of being posted to lag,y dnt u visit d place and try to make preparations for ur accomodation..if u hav family and friends there,u can also ask them to help get a place for u..abt d NYSC sync Masters...I doubt most prestigious Universities will accept u for a Master's Degree without ur NYSC certificate..and even if they did,can u cope wif both @ d same tym? Wud u be able to sacrifice one for the other wen the occassion calls for it? My advice dear...do ur Masters after ur Service..it'll give u time to discover urself and prepare better for ur Masters.hope this helps..

idrezee: Holla fellas, pls somebody update on d controversis in uniabj.....wats really happening? + I'm sure I'll b doin ma NYSC in lag, pls would they b any chance of servvin in a company? Askin coz I've phobia 4 teaching. I also heard I myt not b given accommodation, etc- pls somebody throw more light on dat. I also heard I can do my NYSC and M.sc simultaneously like let's say unilag, pls how true is diz? How's unilag calendar like, how much do they pay 4 full time M.sc and d cost of part time and their duration. I know all dis myt look borin but I'm so confused and needs help. Pls only comment if u know wat u'll say's 100% correct. God bless y'all. Morn.

2 things Mate, 1. Get ova ur Phobia cos u will most likely (96%) end up in a classroom..its d Policy..and its strictly adhered to.. 2. Visit d official website of UNILAG...I'm sure u'll find d info u need on their Post graduate Programmes.. P.S u didn't introduce urself...we're a family here..nt Consultants..