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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen’s Family Leans Towards Al-hilal’s Record-deal by elmessi(m): 11:34am On Sep 01, 2023
A very valid suggestion by his family.
As an African, he doesn't have the luxury to think only about football legacy or some sh*t like that. He also has to consider life after football and the financial security that the Saudi move could provide for him and his. After all, every other week we are greeted with news of one ex- African footballer who is looking for financial aid.
No be "legacy" go feed your family after retirement.

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Sports / Re: FIFA Women's W/Cup: Obi hails Super Falcons' Fighting Spirit In Draw Vs Canada by elmessi(m): 10:02pm On Jul 22, 2023
Maybe it's only me sha, but personally the quality of football displayed so far by most of the teams at this tournament is disappointing. I find it hard to even watch for 5mins straight. Women's football still has a long way to go.

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Business / Re: Fire Outbreak At Monday Market Maiduguri Last Night. by elmessi(m): 12:48pm On Feb 26, 2023
What a fool you are! When did Monday Market become an Igbo market?
xquire:
This is the most popular Igbo market in Maduiguri.

We can all see the Southeast didn't start this unprovoked carnage, neither did it start from the whole south.

Shettima has applied the only election rigging tool he understands whenever things are not going his way... violence!

Let it be known.
Music/Radio / Re: Name One Nigerian Song You Dislike But Find Yourself Singing Always by elmessi(m): 10:55am On Jul 08, 2022
Yaba bulu

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Education / Re: Has Anyone Ever Left The University A Virgin? by elmessi(m): 12:06pm On Feb 17, 2022
toofit007:
my wife did. I met her in Wailo camp some years back when I came for youth service.
Bauchi?
Phones / Dial *566*5#. Scam Or Real? by elmessi(m): 10:08am On Feb 25, 2021
Dialing this short code takes you to a menu announcing to you that "you are eligible for 5000 naira", prompting you to provide your BVN and account number details. Can anyone verify the authenticity of this? Sounds too good to be true.

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Sports / Re: Who Else Noticed This Lattest Trend In Soccer? (with Photos) by elmessi(m): 9:08pm On Nov 28, 2019
Hhhhhh just thought of this this morning. Almost as if they've given up.

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Education / Re: University Of Maiduguri (UNIMAID) Senate Building (Photos) by elmessi(m): 8:11am On Apr 12, 2019
Silent progress. Nice
Politics / Re: Bauchi Residents, Corporate Bodies Owe N1 Billion Water Bill – Official by elmessi(m): 5:02pm On Sep 09, 2018
PrimadonnaO:
That run-down state! How did they manage to accumulate such debt?

It's like a village farmer owing someone 1billion naira. Preposterous!


*Modified*

It's an internal debt. The residents are mostly poor, though. That's why they can't pay 500 naira for water.
Sorry ma but how did you come to the conclusion that Bauchi is a "run-down" state? Hope it's not just on assumption?

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Romance / Re: Man Shows Off Creative Gift He Got From His Fiancée On His Birthday (pics) by elmessi(m): 12:41pm On Jul 14, 2018
Weird, I've been rocking this album since morning on repeat.
Those are the kind of girls who ADD value to your life, not the other way round... #CountItUp $$$
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by elmessi(m): 11:43am On Jul 14, 2018
Achillesdam500:
The 100 is complicated and too intense cry
I dy tell u baba, too unpredictable.
Dope tho
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: What Advice Would You Give To Coach, Rohr? by elmessi(m): 10:34pm On Jun 16, 2018
Let the shackles loose!! These are the GIANTS OF AFRICA for goodness sake!
Sports / Re: Omeruo, Leon Balogun And Iwobi Pose For A Selfie In Russia by elmessi(m): 12:42pm On Jun 12, 2018
Omo c as Nike just dy _pimp these guys up
Sha even if dem comot us for group stage nobody go talk say we no dress well. #Naija2daworld

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Travel / Re: Unidentified Persons Killed In Fatal Accident In Bauchi State. Graphic Photos by elmessi(m): 1:56pm On May 02, 2018
troublemakea:
in Hausa land bah?
okay...
Meaning?
TV/Movies / Re: How Different People Watch Bbnaija by elmessi(m): 3:57pm On Feb 05, 2018
Hehehe
9. The ones that watch for the nude scenes and shit wink

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Romance / Re: Meet The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by elmessi(m): 10:50am On Jul 04, 2017
undecided -1

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Sports / Re: Dele Alli’s Refusal To Speak To Me Hurts A Lot – Nigerian Dad by elmessi(m): 12:18am On Mar 02, 2017
There can absolutely be no justification for treating your parents this way, though we haven't heard the full gist.
Celebrities / Re: The Full List Of Winners From The 59th Annual Grammy Awards by elmessi(m): 8:37am On Feb 13, 2017
Chance The Rapper!!!! Had to be him
Celebrities / Re: Adele Broke Her Grammy To Give Beyoncé The Other Half (photos) by elmessi(m): 8:35am On Feb 13, 2017
Wow c correct display of undiluted sportsmanship. Touching.. Unlike some peoples I know, wink

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Celebrities / Re: Beyonce’s Jaw Dropping Grammy Performance In All Its Glory by elmessi(m): 8:32am On Feb 13, 2017
Only one word can come close to describing her really, Legendary!
Religion / Is Naming Your Son "Jesus" A Sin? by elmessi(m): 1:41am On Feb 07, 2017
A simple question requiring a simple answer. Is naming your offspring "Jesus" a sin? Yes or No. (Biblical backing will be highly appreciated)
TV/Movies / Re: Top 15 New Tv Series Coming In 2017[pictures] by elmessi(m): 6:57am On Dec 30, 2016
So many movies/series to see. Lord give me strength
TV/Movies / Re: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by elmessi(m): 2:09pm On Nov 11, 2016
Am getting a really bad vibe from this new D.A.. I think he's Prometheus.. Wha ya think?

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Romance / Re: Photos That Look Fake, But They’re Totally Real by elmessi(m): 3:14pm On Aug 27, 2016
So d snake is finally here! Count me in
Phones / Re: Unlimited Chatting For One Year!!! by elmessi(m): 9:47pm On Aug 07, 2016
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Gaming / Re: What Pc Do You Game On Nairaland? by elmessi(m): 9:22pm On May 24, 2016
kimco:

yeah...you may nt like it though
Y not bro
Gaming / Re: What Pc Do You Game On Nairaland? by elmessi(m): 8:09pm On May 24, 2016
Can Asus S550C core-i5 1.7ghz 8gb ram intel® HD graphics 4000 play fifa15/fifa16?
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / I Need Gaming PC @75k by elmessi(m): 8:24pm On May 23, 2016
I need it urgently please . A PC with good gaming specs. Am at University of Maiduguri. 75k highest. Am waiting...
Computers / Can I Get A Gaming PC @75k? (used) by elmessi(m): 8:16pm On May 23, 2016
I need it urgently please . A PC with good gaming specs. Am at University of Maiduguri. 75k highest. Am waiting...

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