Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Civil Service Commission Recruitment 2025/2026 Officially Begins by elmessi(m): 7:07am On Feb 02 |
idanone: 504 gateway time-out Nginx/1.18.0(ubuntu) this is the response am getting after 3 midnight of registration. Just continue refreshing the page. It's very tiring though. I suggest you use a computer 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2024 Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) by elmessi(m): 7:11pm On Jan 16 |
libertymax:
Congratulations bro. God will see you through Amen bro. The whole thing is depressing and discouraging though. Especially when you remember they're only picking 3 per state. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2024 Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) by elmessi(m): 4:31pm On Jan 16 |
libertymax: So guys, we went for the screening on Monday. First, we were checked and assigned chest codes, then we proceeded to submit our phones. After that, we went through medicals and documentation (biometric verification, document verification, etc.). Gentlemen, only those listed on your attestation can sign for you to avoid stories that touch. We rounded up medicals and documentation by Wednesday. Only those with attestation issues were left to complete theirs before facing board then Thursday was the day for 3.2 km race and medicals disqualification this was where I was dropped. I have nearsightedness, but many were dropped for drugs like THC and other substances, so be wise.
Well, this sums up my experience, but be sure to grind your ass every day until past 12 before you find any peace, and you’ll already be up by 4:30 am. Sorry to hear that bro. I was part of Batch A. I was lucky to have faced the selection board. It's up to God now to do His thing 🙏🏽 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ihs Skills Acquisition Program (isap) 2025. by elmessi(m): 8:51pm On Dec 11, 2024 |
sisitito01: Was anybody able to write the test successfully? I wasn't. I was finally able to do it this afternoon, after trying unsuccessfully yesterday. |
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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen’s Family Leans Towards Al-hilal’s Record-deal by elmessi(m): 11:34am On Sep 01, 2023 |
A very valid suggestion by his family. As an African, he doesn't have the luxury to think only about football legacy or some sh*t like that. He also has to consider life after football and the financial security that the Saudi move could provide for him and his. After all, every other week we are greeted with news of one ex- African footballer who is looking for financial aid. No be "legacy" go feed your family after retirement. 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Sports / Re: FIFA Women's W/Cup: Obi hails Super Falcons' Fighting Spirit In Draw Vs Canada by elmessi(m): 10:02pm On Jul 22, 2023 |
Maybe it's only me sha, but personally the quality of football displayed so far by most of the teams at this tournament is disappointing. I find it hard to even watch for 5mins straight. Women's football still has a long way to go. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Business / Re: Fire Outbreak At Monday Market Maiduguri Last Night. by elmessi(m): 12:48pm On Feb 26, 2023 |
What a fool you are! When did Monday Market become an Igbo market? xquire: This is the most popular Igbo market in Maduiguri.
We can all see the Southeast didn't start this unprovoked carnage, neither did it start from the whole south.
Shettima has applied the only election rigging tool he understands whenever things are not going his way... violence!
Let it be known. |
Music/Radio / Re: Name One Nigerian Song You Dislike But Find Yourself Singing Always by elmessi(m): 10:55am On Jul 08, 2022 |
Yaba bulu 3 Likes |
Education / Re: Has Anyone Ever Left The University A Virgin? by elmessi(m): 12:06pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
toofit007: my wife did. I met her in Wailo camp some years back when I came for youth service. Bauchi? |
Phones / Dial *566*5#. Scam Or Real? by elmessi(m): 10:08am On Feb 25, 2021 |
Dialing this short code takes you to a menu announcing to you that "you are eligible for 5000 naira", prompting you to provide your BVN and account number details. Can anyone verify the authenticity of this? Sounds too good to be true. 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Who Else Noticed This Lattest Trend In Soccer? (with Photos) by elmessi(m): 9:08pm On Nov 28, 2019 |
Hhhhhh just thought of this this morning. Almost as if they've given up. 3 Likes |
Education / Re: University Of Maiduguri (UNIMAID) Senate Building (Photos) by elmessi(m): 8:11am On Apr 12, 2019 |
Silent progress. Nice |
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Politics / Re: Bauchi Residents, Corporate Bodies Owe N1 Billion Water Bill – Official by elmessi(m): 5:02pm On Sep 09, 2018 |
PrimadonnaO: That run-down state! How did they manage to accumulate such debt?
It's like a village farmer owing someone 1billion naira. Preposterous!
*Modified*
It's an internal debt. The residents are mostly poor, though. That's why they can't pay 500 naira for water. Sorry ma but how did you come to the conclusion that Bauchi is a "run-down" state? Hope it's not just on assumption? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Man Shows Off Creative Gift He Got From His Fiancée On His Birthday (pics) by elmessi(m): 12:41pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
Weird, I've been rocking this album since morning on repeat. Those are the kind of girls who ADD value to your life, not the other way round... #CountItUp $$$ |
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by elmessi(m): 11:43am On Jul 14, 2018 |
Achillesdam500: The 100 is complicated and too intense  I dy tell u baba, too unpredictable. Dope tho |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: What Advice Would You Give To Coach, Rohr? by elmessi(m): 10:34pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Let the shackles loose!! These are the GIANTS OF AFRICA for goodness sake! |
Sports / Re: Omeruo, Leon Balogun And Iwobi Pose For A Selfie In Russia by elmessi(m): 12:42pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
Omo c as Nike just dy _pimp these guys up Sha even if dem comot us for group stage nobody go talk say we no dress well. #Naija2daworld 5 Likes |
Travel / Re: Unidentified Persons Killed In Fatal Accident In Bauchi State. Graphic Photos by elmessi(m): 1:56pm On May 02, 2018 |
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TV/Movies / Re: How Different People Watch Bbnaija by elmessi(m): 3:57pm On Feb 05, 2018 |
Hehehe 9. The ones that watch for the nude scenes and shit  10 Likes |
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Romance / Re: Meet The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by elmessi(m): 10:50am On Jul 04, 2017 |
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Sports / Re: Dele Alli’s Refusal To Speak To Me Hurts A Lot – Nigerian Dad by elmessi(m): 12:18am On Mar 02, 2017 |
There can absolutely be no justification for treating your parents this way, though we haven't heard the full gist. |
Celebrities / Re: The Full List Of Winners From The 59th Annual Grammy Awards by elmessi(m): 8:37am On Feb 13, 2017 |
Chance The Rapper!!!! Had to be him |
Celebrities / Re: Adele Broke Her Grammy To Give Beyoncé The Other Half (photos) by elmessi(m): 8:35am On Feb 13, 2017 |
Wow c correct display of undiluted sportsmanship. Touching.. Unlike some peoples I know,  1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Beyonce’s Jaw Dropping Grammy Performance In All Its Glory by elmessi(m): 8:32am On Feb 13, 2017 |
Only one word can come close to describing her really, Legendary! |
Religion / Is Naming Your Son "Jesus" A Sin? by elmessi(m): 1:41am On Feb 07, 2017 |
A simple question requiring a simple answer. Is naming your offspring "Jesus" a sin? Yes or No. (Biblical backing will be highly appreciated) |
TV/Movies / Re: Top 15 New Tv Series Coming In 2017[pictures] by elmessi(m): 6:57am On Dec 30, 2016 |
So many movies/series to see. Lord give me strength |
TV/Movies / Re: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by elmessi(m): 2:09pm On Nov 11, 2016 |
Am getting a really bad vibe from this new D.A.. I think he's Prometheus.. Wha ya think? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Photos That Look Fake, But They’re Totally Real by elmessi(m): 3:14pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
So d snake is finally here! Count me in |