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Celebrities / Re: Men Are Not Approaching Me — Esther Uzodinma (Video) by Elmgnifico(m): 8:00pm On Apr 24, 2022
Reverse psychology tactics for more attention from men. #Stayfocusedkings
Romance / What's Your Take On Clingy Partner? by Elmgnifico(m): 2:44pm On Apr 12, 2022
Are you clingy? ever dated or had one as partner? would you want to have them? what's your experience, good or bad?

Crime / Re: NSCDC Caught 2 Persons With 30 Kegs Of Fuel In Ilorin (Photo) by Elmgnifico(m): 8:09pm On Feb 18, 2022
Fuel wey them done dey hawk like galla tey tey for lag, I know they want to survive but mehn they greedily sell to make like 85% gain. Even my barber close shop, load gallons enter 21 Road.
Religion / Re: Marry In Your 20s To Avoid Nagging In Your 30s – Prophet Ritabbi To Ladies by Elmgnifico(m): 6:28pm On Feb 18, 2022
So people seat and listen to this gibberish? Age is nothing, character is everything, that's the right OT, nobody should pressure you. Take your time star girl

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Phones / Re: Which Android Phone Can I Buy With 120k by Elmgnifico(m): 10:54pm On Jan 29, 2022
Buy Samsung and have peace of mind, Samsung A50 would have been the best at that price but the phone is scarce, don't know why. Since 2019 I bought mine I haven't got any issue
Celebrities / Re: Female Celebrities' Outfits To The 2016 Ghana Movie Awards by Elmgnifico(m): 9:38am On Dec 05, 2016
Olympus has fallen!! grin
Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United Today At 4pm by Elmgnifico(m): 12:57pm On Oct 23, 2016
Chelsea 1 - 2 Manchester united
Me Forecast
Education / Re: Hilarious School Name Spotted In My Neighborhood by Elmgnifico(m): 10:54pm On Oct 18, 2016
It should have been "we hold the brush" grin
Health / Re: 10 Natural Ways To Prevent And Slow Old Age by Elmgnifico(m): 10:51pm On Oct 18, 2016
Getting old is inevitable, stay happy, that's all, how fast you age depends on many factors that are far from raising your eyebrow and the rest "Na person wey see better food chop dey decide wether him go chop meat or fish" The more you think about getting old, the older you become, keep it simple, stay as healthy as you can..

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Education / Re: Checkout How This Student 'Padded' Himself - Photo by Elmgnifico(m): 10:33pm On Oct 18, 2016
Louiscutedude:
Lolzzz..... dis just remember me of my past in jss I do dis especially wen I kwn dat my maths assignment z not correct..... grin grin grin
You forgot to mention your English assignments too
Religion / Re: I Don't Pay Tithes And Offerings But I Give To Anyone In Need. Am I Wrong? by Elmgnifico(m): 10:23pm On Oct 18, 2016
I think you are on the right track bro!! undecided esp nowadays where most churches has turn to real scam center for making money, at least you help people and feel good instead of getting cynical about the tithe issues

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Travel / Re: AfricaRanking: 20 Worst Slums In Africa. by Elmgnifico(m): 12:16pm On Sep 10, 2016
Heeei!!! shocked Chisos!! Then places that are slum like in onitsha na London naaa
Business / Re: Hilarious Jumia And Konga Black Friday Tweets by Elmgnifico(m): 10:24pm On Nov 27, 2015
They outsmarted most Nigerians..I noticed this scamsh!ts one day I bought from aliexpress, checked konga they tripled their price, infact they used the same advert pics ali used, then cleaned the original prize and added theirs, it's quite business but they slit people's throat..#be_wiser..
Business / Re: 3 Youngest Nigerian Billionaires Today.No.1 Is Lagos Island Biggest Boy(pics) by Elmgnifico(m): 2:12pm On Nov 27, 2015
Dope! Singing rich and famous by praise undecided
Crime / Re: Facebook Hacker Arrested In Rivers After Duping 5 Influential Nigerians (pic) by Elmgnifico(m): 2:07pm On Nov 27, 2015
Free the smart hacker and offer him a job..Nigeria is Scam, until U see the kinda money most of our politicians loot and embezzle.. angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Top 10 Most Employable Qualities For Nigerian Graduates by Elmgnifico(m): 1:51pm On Nov 27, 2015
Interesting and educative
Crime / Re: Man Shot Dead In Hotel In Lagos by Elmgnifico(m): 1:37pm On Nov 27, 2015
I bet someone will blame buhari for this too grin
This is the reason I chose to be called a juuman back then at school ...
You see I made my point without saying End-Time-things..
Celebrities / Re: Kcee And His Bag Of Dollars Take Photos by Elmgnifico(m): 9:02pm On Oct 01, 2015
That Independence chilling moment when Kcee is reading and laughing at some comments here, That was the reason for this kinda stunts, publicity stunt, I repeat publicity stunt. Easy with the rants, take a deep breath, sip ya drink, smile and skim over...
Romance / Re: Ladies! How Many Of You Do This??(picture) by Elmgnifico(m): 8:34am On Sep 28, 2015
grin

Phones / Re: Please, What exactly Do People Do With Their Iphones? by Elmgnifico(m): 8:25am On Sep 05, 2015
Yawns!!! Munch my akara and bread as I play my God of war chains of Olympus pspp on my xperia #teamandroid..

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Politics / Re: Jonathan, Buhari In Private Meeting In Abuja by Elmgnifico(m): 12:11pm On Mar 26, 2015
Let's be matured a lil bit, some aforementioned comments held GEJ responsible for their power outage and assumed that the power sector malady in their street was GEJ's fault, boil some issues to your state level then to your local government level.

Here in Enugu, I enjoy electricity power to a stage that my satchet water gets to -5degrees
Celsius(ice_block)!! I ain't saying everything is perfect like the general derail of some sectors of the economy but for crying out loud Gej is not the reason why you are having a family dispute!!!
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Abducts 400+ Women In Borno State by Elmgnifico(m): 10:04pm On Mar 24, 2015
All this gra gra like RMFC, BFC will still win!! if u like kidnap and abduct Messi
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Find This Attractive (photo) by Elmgnifico(m): 10:10pm On Mar 09, 2015
I pumped 300 press ups after seeing it, no carved tummy but I know I'm looking good
Travel / Re: Best City In Nigeria To Live In? by Elmgnifico(m): 10:07pm On Mar 02, 2015
ONITSHA grin

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Phones / Re: See The Latest Bb Charger (photo) by Elmgnifico(m): 12:42am On Dec 19, 2014
Samchelsea:
I have viewed this pix over and over again and still I don't get the whole idea of what its all about
And I've screened your comment couple of times still can't see why you can't see a f^ckd up charger, a wrecked BB and an as$ broken tiles trying to pass some gags!!!!

And to others,Let's not be too serious with everything please, believe you me,the front page would be bored if it is filled with useful things at all times!!! **Joncing** is allowed, To him he made us laugh and I'm still laughing that is if I can remember..

If u are not satisfied and still lamenting, create,design and host your own website, I would help with domain name #Dollarland.uk
Forum Games / Re: Test Your IQ With This Brain Teaser by Elmgnifico(m): 8:34pm On Dec 16, 2014
Deductive method:
I would ask both of em' to pronounce FORK
D one that tells the truth would say F^k
Proof: she gushed out what ran to her mind with no iota of bias
D one that lies will say fek
Proof: she had f^k on her mind but she lied to herself, and since I don't give a fk ill be like i know you are lying but continue
Then ride on with the right babe direction
Romance / Re: The 6 Types Of Women Who Always Cheat On Men by Elmgnifico(m): 5:32pm On Dec 05, 2014
Why all this disputes? to me on the cheat graph there is a long line from the origin point, for a every cheating scenario a man and a woman, a man and a girl, a woman and a boy, a girl and a boy are strictly involved and obviously any cheater or cheatee is liable to get hit in another cheat!! Shii*t!! its equal,
NYSC / Re: NYSC C14 Enugu House!! Let's Meet. by Elmgnifico(m): 8:51am On Nov 03, 2014
Team Enugu, let's storm the city!! flying in by Tuesday morning!!.......The terrain is hilly giving it a low temperature, so peeps get ya hides and skin...C14 futoite ræping grin


Ka anyi jebe Enugu!!
NYSC / NYSC Sent Call Up Numbers To Those Who Paid #4000? by Elmgnifico(m): 11:46am On Oct 08, 2014
Please house I got a call from a friend now, he said that people that paid the #4k are receiving call up numbers via email, is it valid? because the next trick now will be sending those that did not pay to sambisa!!! embarassed
Nairaland / General / Re: 37 Things You’ll Regret When You’re Old by Elmgnifico(m): 7:57pm On Sep 03, 2014
Not bleeping enough, u will regret it cos bleepers are reliable to live long
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Introducing San Maaz!!! Creative Artistic Nairalander! See Artworks Here.... by Elmgnifico(m): 9:39am On Jul 28, 2014
Dude what type of pencils are you using? nice work
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Many Girls Use Smileys And Short Reply Whilst Chatting by Elmgnifico(m): 8:17am On Jul 26, 2014
Obasgilbert: well done....
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