42n8dzydoo: She truely 'passed away'
Contunue

hehehehehe she did pass away

Have you ever wondered why many girls use smileys
and short reply when chatting nowadays
Seriously, i have come to realize why most girls
do
I was chatting with this babe yesterday and i
was
Like....
Me: how are you dear?
Girl: 5n
Me: how was ur day?
Girl: 5n
Me: how is your family?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you missing me?
Girl: No
Me: but am missing you
Girl: tanks

Phew!!! Owka naaa

Me: I'm not feeling well
Girl: sowi
Me: so how was ya day?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you busy?
Girl: no
Me: are you with someone over there?
Girl: no
Me: what? Why don't you type something
interesting instead of
sending me short replies?
Girl: k
Me: type something now!
Girl: k
Me: Ok! Ok so its true
Girl: dat wat
Me: I've heard you failed your English
exams...
Girl: who telled you? It is inpossible... I sawed the
resalt yestarday... I passed away.
Me: OMG... That's ok. U can use smileys and short
reply plz!!

Mostly when u are a victim of inferiority complex and when your pocket is saharan!!!

not all muslims are terrorist,but all terrorists are muslims..









Aminu Sadiq Ogwuche

Ina amu amu?

Are u a learner?
Are u smiling?
Are u sharpening your joystick?

Ikuku kuo afu ike okuko anya (when the wind blows the anus of a fowl shall be exposed) the truth must be revealed

Onye n'enyo isi ya ana-aputa ( if u are peeping your head is popping) don't think u are too smart

inweee weight (you are heavy) you're endowed

ina eko eko? are u mad?

ina ama aka? (you want to challenge me?)

ka anyi ga sie nkwu ( let's study beerology)

otu adi asi ndo, asi ndo ebido n'isi

There is this ish about FUTO,upper levels will always tell you about this course that nobody has ever passed, Don't and Never be discombobulated cos once u believe it u will never pass, keep your head up, come for lectures, Do your assignments, and run your practicals, developed a r/ship with your course rep, use your head well, if you have time visit Air port inside futo, Don't go near Ota mmiri river for any Godamn reason,...Futo can be fun and frustrated, fun when you manage your time well, Fr when you start failling courses...Finalist SST

missing FUTO join but I need to visit airpot

A source said this* Another source said that* Many sources will say another, soteeee rice sauce go dey hungry me. ..just call this ash called ASUU strike asap lemme grad ..

vickyO: Ladies are more mature jare, generally speaking...
Corruption wise, 90% men, 10% females
Road accidents instigators 95% men, 5% females
marital unfaithfulness 75% men, 25% females
education 45% men, 65% females
Music in Nigeria, most male musicians sing rubbish, most of them sing useless fast paced songs while most of the female musicians are confirm
drunkards in the community 70% men, 30% females
Marrying the underage 99% men, 1% females
crime in the society 80% men, 20% females
people who rape 95% men 5% females and some one will still claim women are the reason for the world's decay, though some are but the men are more.
WELL I AM ONLY SPEAKING GENERALLY AND THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS TO THE ABOVE FACTS. SOME FEMALES ARE JUST VERY MUMUISH IN NATURE AND THEY INCLUDE SOME OF THOSE MAMAS WHINING THEIR WAIST IN WIZKID'S VIDEOS, THOSE BIG OLD WOMEN, WHO DON HIT MENOPAUSE LOOKING FOR YOUNG AGILE BOYS TO CALM THEIR URGES WHEN THEIR MATES ARE BUSY NURSING THEIR GRANDCHILDREN.
conclusively,
PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT and SO IS THEIR UPBRINGING AND THE LATTER IS a MAJOR DETERMINANT OF HOW A PERSON TURNS OUT TO BE.

This is just the conclusion of this research, And I know u are 35...happy birthday

So finally which stew sweet pass?

Gas cooker suits perfectly, no soot on ur utensils

sanb: Gas is a bit cheaper.....and not just that...I also notice that the food you cook using gas taste a bit better than when you use kerosene....as per my taste bud......

your taste bud na wash

sanb: Gas is a bit cheaper.....and not just that...I also notice that the food you cook using gas taste a bit better than when you use kerosene....as per my taste bud......

your taste bud na wash

dmcdad:
Babe... C'mon! e73 kè, haba! The truth of the matter is "you are still living in the dark". I am really sincere about that is that you are missing a lot. It's not about toich screen or whatever, buh first of all, do you know what it feels like to have push notifications? Imagine the notifications you get from WhatsApp, whereby you get mesaages popped up irrespective of whether the WhatsApp app is open or not. Now, how about if virtually all your apps give such notifications too without you getting to open them in the background? You are missing big time.

Meanwhile, this is just a tip of the ice berg.

Gee y all dis essay naau?, becos say she no like touchscreen??

Emzybrown:

sometimes people with retarded mentality log into nairaland all because of cheap bandwidth to whine their useless mouth.

You can pls say that again

OMG!!! now that my business is about to grow gray hairs....

evrtin clears acne,wrinkles and eczema...onwebedi ife ifuuuu

3 idiats,
bible..no novel
Asa 360

Lordave: that's a good movie too. It gets you emotional

it reminds my tear gland of tear drops..

3idiats,trans4mas,john carter, sound of d mus,fast and furious 5,olympus has fallen,matrix,my name is khar i aint a terorist.......

if 3idiots aint in ur list.....


U neva start........