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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:06pm On Sep 02, 2015
Ayoswit:
i be old member, ask seun
Xeun ko....thank you ni......oya produce your residential card......wia do u stay? Who baptized you?....lemme see proof
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:04pm On Sep 02, 2015
DonPsymon:
Begin share weed for erybody...

All drinks on a nigga cheesy

Biko bring Ciroc for babatawa and Shawwal1
#done......ALL WEED on DONPSYMON !......a veteran of the house.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:58am On Sep 02, 2015
DonPsymon:
Mehn... Its me o... Forget the grey hair, na the exile cause am



I'll explain.

You know back then in July my school was on strike eh? We lost hope for mobilization o then our shap shap governor then met ASUU's demands and school called off on the 28th.


Our results were not even ready by then o... Imagine... Me wey graj last year fa. I had to quietly hide from the thread I no want disappointment... then the inevitable happened.


School senate approved our results on the 8th. Forwarded it to student affairs and Academic unit, pre mob list came out and this morning, friend of mine brought that senate verification link whatever...


I checked and saw my details o... Had to come back home here... How's life bro?
Happy for u bro!......some are not as lucky as u ooo.......oya shaye for boys
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:50am On Sep 02, 2015
endee91:
lol...
#JoinsInTheSinging
#SatanBeGone
Na pple like u dey whyne una school mtes enter fight com dey do referee join.....repent judgment day is near
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:49am On Sep 02, 2015
DonPsymon:
cheesy



Them no tell you who I be ni?



Biko... You want to attend your funeral ko?



Shey you don't know elders eh?



Don't interrupt my homecoming before I summon council meeting for ya head.
Oya no vex....com sit for my space....jst say make I do small territorial defence ni....as u don comot tey tey...hw va...ar u gud to go for B15
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:43am On Sep 02, 2015
DonPsymon:
Whatever happened here?


Where's them old folks? Cc babatawa and Shawwal1 huh



Really? Y'all left or what?
e don tey wey u visit....Babatawa is on low key tinz....shawwl1 comes once in a blue moon.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:42am On Sep 02, 2015
DonPsymon:
*looks at you*
*infuriated*

Who be this? undecided
# flash you my Glock 49mm

# I am the biggest drug baron here.....# and I maintain order in ma hood
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:40am On Sep 02, 2015
Ayoswit:
non b only weed, grass nko?
Rara, u for look for flower.....



# and av u filled form for this house?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:38am On Sep 02, 2015
endee91:
lol... see stroking sha, and the scores is 1-0 in favour of Harinholar !
Singing Satan be gone by ASA for you.........


Satan be gone get on satan satan be gone!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:37am On Sep 02, 2015
DonPsymon:
cheesy grin
CC 2el Babatawa Stancity Majidyusuf sydneyboss Shawwal1 Gazaliah beamborla sugarcoated Zeenas Haliluck Physika ... I don forget some names sha cheesy

*Tip toes to front sit* *straight face*
#whistles

Guy no trespassing!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:35am On Sep 02, 2015
Ayoswit:
It seems nobody from my sch is making any complaint here. Infact UNI-UYO rocks!!! Proudly B15.
Oya buy weed for your DSA and VC
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:25am On Sep 02, 2015
Gazaliah:
And I bet you be 10el cos you sabi Family History cheesy
Rara ooo, am their family friend....10el will be the unborn child of 1el nd 0el
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:03am On Sep 02, 2015
Gazaliah:
Me ke!!! I no carry anybody come here oooooo
You think say I be follow follow Nihuh
Better, cuz wetin I dey arrnge for that guy....even devil sef dey help am beg
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:01am On Sep 02, 2015
chimajii:
Ei neva reach when we go change this thread title? To BATCH Bhuh
Dem ban me for this post b4...buh I go do am again!



Ask 1el that question.....if he no ansa ask 2el......if he no change am...hin snr broda 3el wil, that one lazy but u can visit 4el...in his absence....go to their uncle 5el or his sister 6el.....inform their small son 7el and buy chocolate for 8el...surely 9el is their senior
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:55am On Sep 02, 2015
chimajii:
Time don reach when I go pack u out of this mansion lipsrsealed
Seconded....I dey find pple like am to controle my proposed IDP camp
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:50am On Sep 02, 2015
Olami90:
Looooooool grin.

#painment ....hahahahahahahaha

I can't wait to see barhkarh turn fish like form grin. We fit use am do pepper soup for camp if hunger wire us one day.
Bujakibunaki......na dat kind fish wey no dey gree cook for fire he go turn to....so niggaz go catch am, cut am, cook am....he no go gree cook...dem go trow am bak for river...only for another person to catch, cut and cook....na so d cycle go dey go for 1000 years before I forgive am.......shey I wicked?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:46am On Sep 02, 2015
Gazaliah:
I no be Jon snow oooo cos He don die for season 5
See as u com take ya head carry barkarh problem.....oya no vex.....na that barharh boy be jon snow
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:16am On Sep 02, 2015
chimajii:
Ei neva reach when we go change this thread title? To BATCH Bhuh
If u ask me, n who I go ask


Cc 0el 1el 2el 3el 4el 5el 6el 7el 8el 9el
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:14am On Sep 02, 2015
Gazaliah:
Which game bro...
Do you feature in Game of The Throne(GOT)huh cool
Exactly.....and you are playing the role of jon snow!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:44am On Sep 02, 2015
bharkarh:
lol..but why you dey vex na...I was only doing my work. How you go just build estate on top our head? So because I no collect bribe vex you abi. Your waist!
# in nigerian politician voice #..........we made u a member of the. Nightwatch.....we can remove you....You are nothing......u will regret your actions.....U will com bak and beg me......U think am a boy in this game?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:24am On Sep 02, 2015
bharkarh:
issokay....a word they say is enough for the wise. Elmisti no dare me o. I wicked gan o. I fit turn you to woman o.
No be today man don dey turn woman.....if I catch u, I go dissect U and share ur meat to every country of the world........and I will make a necklace out of ur jhonny boy......will av your balls encrusted in bronze.....and make a pendant with it.......U show stopping , homeless , night crawling orgazanga!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:20am On Sep 02, 2015
#walking bk to EL DOLAa #



I have to teach that boy a lesson



Crazy boy..........sambisa product







All my debtors...Make una com pay my money oooooooo! I want to build IDP camp on 1500......all dis homeless people ar beginning to choke me
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:17am On Sep 02, 2015
kogistan:
Aaahhh ....This is too bad, Even with the enough time they had to compile the list, they still omitted some names.
Its well with u o bro.
As e be say na sympathetic message u post....I no go vex plenty......u no dey look road b4 u cross abi?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:15am On Sep 02, 2015
Vexation tinz
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:14am On Sep 02, 2015
Anyone that interupts this particular. Movement shall be posted to sambisa
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:13am On Sep 02, 2015
Na any land wey I see I dey spoil!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:13am On Sep 02, 2015
I dey vex Big tym!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:12am On Sep 02, 2015
bharkarh:
mehn ...piss well o, ritual things Dan dey ready... Olami90 I promise you I range when everything set. Make una no warn am o.
I don hear U, go giv gods my urine, dem go choke cuz. 95% of ma urine is made up of High level THC....Let the gods get high....Infact I go like see mamiwater high so sango will bleep her.....






BTW.......U think this war is for the gods..........#pumps my Ruger
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:05am On Sep 02, 2015
dossylvanus:
That variety is for men.








Are you a man?
Pssssttt! Remember to make payments for all weed purchase before biznes close 2dai............Peeesika ( physika) must buy G wagon
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:01am On Sep 02, 2015
Olami90:
How ah go prefer september wen my guy don say na naming ceremony month(moving frm one to d other) nd any pikin wey he born for sept go attend public sch frm day 1 to d end... U suppose knw wetin dt mean nw.... Nd he no dey lie.... Ah jst wan dey sure ah no belong as u guys plenty reach here
Kikwakikwakikwa............U. Sabi broadcast truth wella.........
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:58am On Sep 02, 2015
#drags into thread. #singing

I got enemies !

I got lot of enemies


Lot of people trying to drain me of this energy



#removes my jhonny........piSsing on bharkarh doorstep.....



Weyrey boy! #i don wake ooooooo.........WWIII don start!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:21am On Sep 02, 2015
Boom

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