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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:09pm On Sep 03, 2015
DonPsymon:
undecided



huh



SECURITY ALERT!: Elmisti! Stop selling high grade weed undecided


Bia


dossylvanus go rehab biko cheesy
if i no sell, how i go see my cartel fund.............bro i dey chase my dream ni ooooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:06pm On Sep 03, 2015
Aare2050:
see wetin elmisti cause. the guy strong pass what nauthylagosguy can hold. abeg who help me see the rope we used for miccoy before he settle down make we use am for this one too.
bros na joke I dey o.
post your problem
me self just overcome mine last nite.
prof Ogen said and I quote
'see your problem and name it as a challenge, you will have no problem challenging your problem'
kikikiki, make i move am go IDP camp straight
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:13pm On Sep 03, 2015
Aare2050 my man,.....even Devil knws I can't find words to explain my feelings wen d gist reached me in. My cell room.......My joy will be filled more when naughtylagosguy brings same news...........Come my area tonyt, we have a lot of catching up to do
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:07pm On Sep 03, 2015
dolafunmi:
Good for you, Landlord of the left... Elmisti, lets open the gates of El-dola.... this guy deserves a bagful of pineapple flavoured weed.
See, that's one of life's lessons... keep hope alive.
Wow, so glad for you.
Elmisti... after the reggae play the blues...
Its all going down when naughtylagosguy bring his own good news....let him enjoy d weed for now
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:58pm On Sep 03, 2015
# stand as Ban gate open


#step out


# light my limited edition weed


# peeesik ( physika )...parked right in ma front


# pops collar and hop in with swag





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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:48pm On Sep 02, 2015
Doublelady:
dont know ooo
Okay, #hands her bench
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:46pm On Sep 02, 2015
Allsmyles:
Kindly gimme d names of dose bad tenants, let's c wt can be done abt dm. If possible, along wit dia offences so we will knw wt to do to who. Tnx for d info
Chimajii will provide you with the info...but barkarh case is out of hand
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:44pm On Sep 02, 2015
Doublelady:
Hi everybody am imoisili holiness babcock university like 2 serve at lagos or ibadan
Welcome sister....and congratulations on your freedom to eat chicken....abeg...u know if dem don mobilize davido cuz am still expecting him here
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:41pm On Sep 02, 2015
endee91:
So i av been an illegal occupant, visa for here no easy, finally i don get am#Godwin kiss na my form b dis B15... #GoodToGo
Name: Endee91
Inst: FUTO
Dept: Industrial Chemistry
Preferred state of service: Lagos or Akwa Ibom
Congrats...oya go and look for house to live in or lodge @ EL DoLa hotel....and be prepared to own a property on 1500
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:35pm On Sep 02, 2015
Allsmyles:
much needed ryt nw,nx 4d yoghurt e-bro. I'll consult d landlord of d e-mansion b4 I take any action. All dese tenants jst dy misbehave anyhw cos we no dy. I go arrange evrytn soon. Tnx 4ur concern.
*hands him an empty yoghurt bottle*
# takes the bottle to the waste bin


#clears throat......u should take note of that barkarh boy, he is not gud @ ll, chimajii had to lock him out d oda day...I think u should consider evicting him b4 he shames d awse
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:31pm On Sep 02, 2015
LifeIsGuhd:
Yes of course and buy a plot or convert your hotel to mine grin (power of a woman) tongue
Lol, very ambitious...buh the hotel is a joint property......and what makes u think I am overpowrd?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:21pm On Sep 02, 2015
seun305:
IDP I reject
Good luck
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:19pm On Sep 02, 2015
LifeIsGuhd:
Thanks smiley
# winks bak.....u wanna come in for a drink?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:16pm On Sep 02, 2015
Allsmyles:
For ur tiny mind abi...wetin u dy feel lyk?
Iyalode!...ah...bn a while ooo, hope all is welL...oya quick do some reforms nd collect rent from your rogue tenants mke we know who be who........#hands her cold yoghurt
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:14pm On Sep 02, 2015
Ayoswit:
Name: :Ayodele Sch:Uni-Uyo Dept:Soc and Anthro Preferred state of service: Uyo. Dats it.
Now you ar a bonafide member of this House, u can do anyhw...buh be careful of some pple ooo.....nd as a friend...try as much as possible to grab a plot on page 1500 as you will need a house, or tell that boy that is eyeing you to secure a place for u...U can lodge @ my Hotel for the time sha...all bill on the awse.....welcome once again
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:10pm On Sep 02, 2015
donxab:
*peeps*
*looks left shocked looks right*
*counts 1494, 1495, 1496, 1497, 1478, 1499, 1500.*
six pages to go!
busy @ work but i must get property there ooo i cant afford to stay in elmisti's IDP!
U beta no miss am
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:08pm On Sep 02, 2015
LifeIsGuhd:
Elmisti
Gazaliah
Xcozee

So I heard we would be needing Statement of Result during Online Registration, how true is that??
That is not true, statement of result / certificate might be needed for camp registration tho
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:58pm On Sep 02, 2015
Ayoswit:
tell me na, dis is d first time i'm experiencing dis
Oh, shebi u dey claim old chap b4 ni....my guy don explain alrdy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:56pm On Sep 02, 2015
whodohgeepee:
na sharp gurl u dey see so nau! Well, Ayo babe, jst a lil intro of yaself dazz all! We wanna take u on a lil tour after u've done that!
Thank you....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:55pm On Sep 02, 2015
Olami90:
Over wickedness dey worry u...looooool. No let d guy miss service o. cheesy
He no go miss service infact he go first every body get PPA, cuz wen am tru wit my prepartns...He will swim from marina here in lagos and join river niger...wia he go do camp and then he go redeploy to river benue...nd later bse for confluence area.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:49pm On Sep 02, 2015
Ayoswit:
now u're talking, but wait o, wat wld u use d details for? Wld u help me to serve at my preferred state?
Egabmi!....whodohgeepee.....abeg explain how tinz run to this babe....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:42pm On Sep 02, 2015
shawwal1:
You idea make sense o

I fit manage pull the stunt too but if d stunt fail I go enter trouble with soljas b that o lol
Bro, to faint no be easy task ooo, if anybody dey here wey sabi how to faint well well...abeg com tutor us ooo, I am willing to pay sef
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:40pm On Sep 02, 2015
Ayoswit:
dis is gettin serious o, which form kwanu, i'm only commenting here like everyone else, so wat d heck abt knowing me or not, mbok shift one side. Mtcheewwwww
Kikikiki...u see y self...oya take form


Name

Skul

Dept

Prefrd state of service



Fine gal...sorry I played immigration on you...we just hve to know our members better
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:38pm On Sep 02, 2015
Chimajii my good friend, everything av bn settled @ EL DOLA....oya buy harinholar a drink...and be friends forever!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:36pm On Sep 02, 2015
shawwal1:
Lol na so water plenty for your body so? Bttr reduce am b4 u enter camp cos endurance walk go stil make u wet

If we jam for same camp you'll teach me how to play chess love it but haven't got a tutor
Lol...no lele...if I waka taya...na to just faint ooo...atleast ambulance go lift me nd dem no go trouble me again.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:27pm On Sep 02, 2015
shawwal1:
Hahaha

You ought to commence training

I started preparing long ago now am physically ready playing lot of ball n exercising too to be in good shape for camp

hope all this camp so get bttr playing pitch I wan play ball for my platoon for camp jst 2keep me in good shape for life challenges
Even me sef don dey do endurance smal smal.....I fit no play ball ooo, go just dey sweat like goat and one mumu go still spoil my effort....so na chess or scrabble I go feature.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:25pm On Sep 02, 2015
whodohgeepee:
AyoSwit et elmisti!!! Am enjoying this movie! Episode 2! *spreads mat, grabs popcorn nd cool can juice*
Leave d babe, she wan dey form staff....wen I put am for IDP her eyes go clear....#puffs sudan weed
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:23pm On Sep 02, 2015
Ayoswit:
i still insist dat u shd do d needful....ask seun.
Madam...I dnt care if u don dey use NL since 158BC or na u nd xeun gather design the thing....For this HOUSE...we no sabi you...so. Either u fill form or u join IDP people
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:14pm On Sep 02, 2015
Gazaliah:
Old member for wherehuh

We sabi ourselves ooooo.Better do the needful again to re-activate your membership
Leave dem, make we enter 1500 zone...na all of dem we go gather for IDP camp....this one wan even use fake visa.... She think say na beans
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:12pm On Sep 02, 2015
DonPsymon:
That's right!

*dances shakiti bobo*
Enjoy ya slf boss
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:11pm On Sep 02, 2015
Harinholar:
...yes u can say dat again I am responsible..prof. In English language...graduate 4 dat matter...don't knw wen unclad became black nd white in ur dictionary...don't u see otherz mention...am afraid ur PPA shuld be in an hotel...Omo ale jatijati...
Harin ! Haaaarrriiinn !! Harin o!!!.......if my padi go serve for hotel, how u want take profit from am.....and na small misunderstanding una get oo....oya, d two of u should come to EL DOLA, let us resolve this amicably....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:07pm On Sep 02, 2015
Olami90:
Looooool. U no dey well most tyms grin
Crazy stunts full ur head
Kikikiki.....even spam bot send me go clinic for that post

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