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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:52pm On Sep 01, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
Thanks bro. My details were uploaded yesterday but the man made a mistake in my Jamb No. I went to MALETE today to rectify it. The man edited my details and put in the correct Jamb No. He even showed me and asked if there's no mistake. I checked this evening but it's still showing the same misspelt Jamb No. I heard he hasn't uploaded it yet that's why it hasn't changed online.
As he don do am for ur face, just chill make he send am online b dat.....KWASU no dey get left overs like Oba Adaniduro University
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:20pm On Sep 01, 2015
haywire1:
Na new customers go pay high price, I be ur old customer nah. This new flavour bahd gan ooo.

I dey smell am here, my phone dey turn double double oo

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Oya add small change ontop,....and I go follow chimajii talk abt ur flat for left
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:59pm On Sep 01, 2015
haywire1:
U wan tell me say dollar price don affect weed too ni shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Make dem no shift am yet, no wonder nothing significant dey happen for september, as most people ar moving from one naming ceremony to another....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:57pm On Sep 01, 2015
haywire1:
U wan tell me say dollar price don affect weed too ni shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Dollar is the planet currency, it affects everything and anything....and you know my product is international....consider expenses in shipment.....plus demand is really high.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:33pm On Sep 01, 2015
Exquisitmarshal2:
I rep Sept 22 #teamvirgoI rep Sept 22 #teamvirgoI rep Sept 22 #teamvirgo
Olami90...anoda one. Don show oooo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:04pm On Sep 01, 2015
haywire1:
Washere, show some love bro. Pass am here grin grin

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Prices have increased bro, my executive assistant want a G wagon as official car.... Cc peeesika ( physika )
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:47pm On Sep 01, 2015
Olami90:
Jeez!!!!!! Wah is happening now.
How many sept born don show face now? Dis one thick ooo...

As we don get countdown timers, e be lyk sey we need person wey go arrange dis celebrants accordingly so we no go mix dem...my head don dey full nd getin to mix dem up.


#drags dem out, oya u guys shld line up according to ur height mak we put ur names nd date down so we can celebrate u.
If I hear. Say u count dem finish.....u. Fit try sha....Like say all of dem pln. Enter earth d same time
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:38pm On Sep 01, 2015
EstyBle:
Waait oo,me. I represent #sept15th
Kikiki.....congrats... Don't wory...u go see 1-10 nd 16-30. For this thread....una no scarce
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:36pm On Sep 01, 2015
Shegofams:
You dey come Tanke side?
Am based in Lag
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:33pm On Sep 01, 2015
Sanchez01:
Hehehehehehegringringrin Oh my! Your sense of humour ehn. God help yougrin. Which one be village people upgrading like Whatsapphuh Who works on their updategrinhuhgrin
Babatawa does!






#runs outta. Thread........




Peeesika. ( Physika ) oooooooo, I yaff look for troble ooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:28pm On Sep 01, 2015
dossylvanus:
Meaning?
Showed u anoda september born to confam my theory...that is like 7 today alone








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6th goal of the day....dedicated. To my hard-working E-boo. DOLAFUNMI
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:16pm On Sep 01, 2015
ade23ola:
Pls wen ar we expected to pay d 3k for Online calup letter. Is it durin d registration (8th of septem)?
It is not a must u pay it, but if u want to, it should be the day you register and that doesn't men 8th as registration runs till 9th october
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:13pm On Sep 01, 2015
mcdonald59:
and mine is 2days after urs.....3days afta hers
Cc dossylvanus
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:07pm On Sep 01, 2015
dossylvanus:
hmm this one na problem o..
Lol.. Me wey dem born for December fa?
December born na well planned and structured childrens....una be classics............# puffs weed. #wraps oracle......that is enuf revelation for today.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:02pm On Sep 01, 2015
dossylvanus:
Maybe, maybe not.
Oy lemme explain cuz I won't make a theory that I cnt back up





September-october born are conceived around december- January, which as we know have long holidays....and papa and mamas are more relaxed, they must have collected enuf money and enjoyed nice time....so dem go top am with some hot didondi from morning to next morning...leading to addition in the population of my beloved country........


That is Logical reasoning.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:48pm On Sep 01, 2015
dossylvanus:
You are one crazy dude.
Skiskiskiski.......tell me say u nova notice am too
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:26pm On Sep 01, 2015
chimajii:
Who open gate for u? undecided
So as una landlord no dey arnd, na u dey monitor d mansion abi
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:22pm On Sep 01, 2015
Is it me or September is like the public month of birth......I don see too much birthdays this monthand its just 1st........


Peeesika ( physika )...I think we will make enuf sales this month, oya go and buy ur desired official car


SEPTEMBER BORN = MASS PRODUCTION CHILDREN
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:18pm On Sep 01, 2015
Princesszainab:
*creeps in slowly*
*clears throat*
Goodevening everyone just here to say happy new month to you all
big shout out to these peeps
Xcozee the problem solver (Super hero of the thread)
Hilsocial (even though most people always spell your name wrongly) and Gazaliath always assisting Xcozee answering questions, helping others check their registration status online
Elmisti and Physika always distributing weed to those in need (lol)
Babatawa the olori oko of the landlord association on the thread
2el always counting down to the "grin" day(even though you never mention me i no vex o)
Olami09, majidyusuf, dossylvanus and donxab trouble makers of the thread always putting a smile on my face *winks*
zeenas my namesake and you also studied microbiology*cool* you be good wife jawe always providing water for xcozee(lol)
I really really love you al. if i didnt mention you im sorry i love you too.
Birthday loading sept14....
*ghostmode activated*
# my daughter, u can't just leave empty handed.....oya take dis strawberry flavored weed...go and smoke it in ghost mode......


Bn don tey wey I dey site u for gate, u can come lodge in my Hotel, will giv u discount since u dnt want to buy house here
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:10pm On Sep 01, 2015
haywire1:
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I enter house, make sometone come pull my shoe off, second person bring me water. Third person spread mat for tonite story

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#flashes my latest weed flavor.......


#puffs
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:54pm On Sep 01, 2015
djflamini:
Pls how much for d online registration?I am hearing rumour that it is almost 4k?pls I nid ansas pls!!!!.Best regards pipo
It won't be more than 3k2.....three thousand two hundred
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:41pm On Sep 01, 2015
Olami90:
Na mad person go buy season ticket.y not buy d match wey go sweet person? Mtchew
Iffa no see ur signings, no ticket..
I can't wait for wenger to leave arsenal
Na wetin me sef don plan b dat, only selected matches I wil watch....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:12pm On Sep 01, 2015
Olami90:
So he no sign any at allhuh? I just wanna post to mention u nd other arsenal fans to update me on arsenal transfer bfor I saw dis because I av not bin vry available today..

Na God go judge wenger as he is fond of breaking fans hrt nd playin nairabet wit fans emotion....
Buhahaha.......single outfield player he no sign....as I sabi argue reach, n only mad man go say arsenal go win league dis season.......I no fit kill myslf....na dose pple wey dey buy season ticket for emirate I dey always pity....






5th GOAL of the day.......arsenal didn't score five goals in a match throughout last season!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:09pm On Sep 01, 2015
Olami90:
Hahahahahahahaha....u no dey disappoint wen it coms to cracking me up.

U dey throw stones oooo cheesy
Lol....I wan show philanthropy ni....pple just dey sleep for street ontop thread ni
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:36pm On Sep 01, 2015
chimajii:
Chai @physika oga El haff vex patapata grin
Lol, some tinz just dey hit me for vein.....Like Dstv and Mtn........
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:18pm On Sep 01, 2015
dossylvanus:
My guy i senior you for here o... No play rough play with me...


BE WARNED..
Oya no vex.......I jst want make sure say evrybdy get roof for dia head ni
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:09pm On Sep 01, 2015
dossylvanus:
Hahahahahahahahahaha... See you.... Gorilla dey call monkey ugly... I get your medicine..
Kikiki, u ar talking to a stakeholder.....properties and an Hotel sef...I even have a cementary on page 911.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:07pm On Sep 01, 2015
Actually, its gud arsenal didn't sign a striker, they just made it clear Fans opinion don't count.....and that will save me 100x32epl games + 6 fa cup games + 7 uefa games + 4 carling cup games = 4900 + 300 refreshment money = 7000 naira....well not too much buh will do well saving it...or playing nairabet wit it
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:46pm On Sep 01, 2015
dossylvanus:
oti ya were! Anyhow enjoy your madness while it lasts...
LMAO!....so u sef no get shelter. Here, oya sharparly go beg person make dem accommodate U, buh I fit make u G.O for the IDP camp
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:16pm On Sep 01, 2015
hilsocial:
hahaha. Abi o.
Kip up d good job bro
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:09pm On Sep 01, 2015
orogodoganyin:
elmisti
hw mch katsina dey pay abeg?
I don't think they used to pay oo, buh as dem don produce president now, dey will surely pay

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