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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:54am On Aug 29, 2015
Mission on d go!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:53am On Aug 29, 2015
See s dem dey sleepfor road
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:53am On Aug 29, 2015
Dem dis ones no get awse. Ni?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:52am On Aug 29, 2015
Who be dis. One?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:52am On Aug 29, 2015
#whistles
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:51am On Aug 29, 2015
#coughs
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:48am On Aug 29, 2015
Tip toe
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:48am On Aug 29, 2015
Still one guest
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:48am On Aug 29, 2015
I hope no one enta in 30min
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:47am On Aug 29, 2015
Now one guest
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:47am On Aug 29, 2015
Plus 3 guests
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:46am On Aug 29, 2015
Seems n only me dey hia
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:31am On Aug 29, 2015
Olami90:
E be lyk na d wheyrey wey block gettin two diff town yesterday be dis cool #removes+spec


Now visible to d blind sey na 4am u dey wake up. Ah go do urs join d ise wey I get
Kikikiki, two kini, u neva completed any! D guy take u shine yestdai, dat was the stopof the season
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:29am On Aug 29, 2015
rilwan09:
*collects d alomo*
*runs to brush my teeth
* begins to sip d alomo while watching d replay of man utd vs club brugge*
Good man, make I return to villa, dis cold fit kill person
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:20am On Aug 29, 2015
rilwan09:
just watching him and my black and screen from afar ... e for see another close marking
U galant. My brother! #oya take one vintage alomo (1788) for ur work yestdai
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:18am On Aug 29, 2015
Olami90:
Lool.... Ehn, ah no fit ni? Emi ti month laya bi ibon cheesy.
I no knw why armynu dey behave like this, he was supposed to see u to bed b4 leaving duty.....if I no buy. Full estate, make u no think am oo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:14am On Aug 29, 2015
Olami90:
Good morning everyone!

Let's see. Can I make it down there? Let's go............
I talk am, oya go bak!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:13am On Aug 29, 2015
Olami90, na u dem leave to watch thread? Lai lai


I no trust u
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:12am On Aug 29, 2015
The way men of the nights watch dey work now, na only experts fit seize thread
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:37am On Aug 29, 2015
Armynu:
Correct.... As if u know... That dey go bloody and also ehn! Pls lemme make some reservations though unijos done start dey upload dem never reach my department list so abeg ehn reserve 1million bags for me.... Cos wen I see am ehn, na kilo popping and puffing na hin go be order of the day... You know I always pay my dues na.... I trust and remember mix it with anything but no kill person o!!!!
I got that covered, lemme call pablo from mexico.....and na ube the Lannister of this place, u always pay your debts
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:25am On Aug 29, 2015
Armynu:
That's bad management signs..... Learn to say... They should learn to pay dia bills like me cos if dem run u down who go payhuh? And who will supply weed and other essentials necessary.... As a philanthropist that I am *hands over a check of 200million pound sterling to him* don't misuse it cos I may not be dis generous next time. Now that ur business is save ...... Go and rest... Man of the nights watch here to guard.
Received with gratitude....Make I go move in some stock for Almajiri Boys Uni, cuz dem go tear thread d day dem see deir names.....nd u knw say dem aboki love weed........






Enters my car.......#zooms to ELDOLA






#handsover back to men of. The nights watch
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:15am On Aug 29, 2015
Armynu:
Kai!!!!!! How I wan trust you too when you told every one it was desert and premium weed you served and even added a touch of fela to it..... Lols. Naso d market b now?
Wetin u wan make I do, olami90 still dey owe me cash, cuz after hin see him name, hin belle ova sweet, evrybdy stat to dey oda like Xmas, and I don too das pple market, so I was only doing. Damage controle
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:11am On Aug 29, 2015
ekeneluvsu:
LOL bro.
Congratulobia, as everything don set now, make I sama u one whale sized WeeD, make u manage am till registration begins
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:09am On Aug 29, 2015
Armynu:
Actually, I swapped my premium weed with the first set off weed sold wen the thread was still a baby.... So that's y I didn't pap!!!! Remember that package I brought from dem lil wayne and co? Well I mixed it with some methamphetamine just like that one made by Walter White in Breaking Bad...
SMH for U, I no trust u, I. Served Tropical weed. 2dai so that I can achieve my mission, nd u no smoke am, ok, be like say na rochy I go dey giv u now
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:01am On Aug 29, 2015
chimajii:
Lwkm!!! Today was a great day @ the office...Greens everywhere lipsrsealed
Bro, kinda short of capital buh I was looking from afar, nd why ar peeps so ungrateful...abeg be careful wif dem
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:58am On Aug 29, 2015
Armynu:
Paaaaaark!!!!!!!!!! In my *OFFICER TITUS* voice... I suspected that the rate at which weeds were consumed today something like this fit happen.... So I planned my game and formation well.... Perfect timing.... I was not on duty dat night, I was on tour to Asgard with Thor.... Donxab, xcozee, hilsocial, physika, babatawa, gazaliah, stancity, shawwal1 and a host lot of others on oversight function.
Ok o, I dey go EL DOLA back.......thank U officer
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:55am On Aug 29, 2015
Sanchez01:
It's obvious you hate OAU. I perhaps you weren't given admission at some pointhuh
I have said it b4 on this thread that, OAU students I like....OAU as n institution I dislike.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:52am On Aug 29, 2015
Armynu:
Men of the nights watch...... Winter is coming so I no wan loose guard.
Ok o, dem gogivu ur promotion medalwen dem wake up, buh I thought all of una go don dey hangover mode as un celebrate patapata for ESUT....ekeneluvsu, oya. Come here
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:49am On Aug 29, 2015
Armynu:
Elmisti stop dere..... Why you wandering in the thread? Are you lost?!!!!!! *rough tackle like DE JONG*
Sou. Still follow me enter mid night abi.....armynu! Armynu!! Armynu!!!...........na. Wia u deywen folabimi but hin own, cuz u just carry ur head and torch light come hia now like vigilante.......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:46am On Aug 29, 2015
Armynu:
Elmisti stop dere..... Why you wandering in the thread? Are you lost?!!!!!! *rough tackle like DE JONG*
Chai ! Who send u to me na!........
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:45am On Aug 29, 2015
I know say persn
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:44am On Aug 29, 2015
I will make it

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