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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:45am On Aug 28, 2015
Physika:
El Dola easy o abeg grin
I. Dey take am easy noni, cuz d nigga dey collect salary na ( although. Em fit dey owe am 3 months ).....buh na sure nigga, my skul neva miss Nysc mobilization so I trust dem
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:41am On Aug 28, 2015
Physika:
U sabi d thing cheesy
Ah get garri jebu cheesy
Add some to the. Beans for me beg, com sama am wit yam, I get. Plenty work to do 2dai
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:40am On Aug 28, 2015
Vizzim:
Una morning strong men and women, abeg I check my name for the portal the details set kampe but my guy check him no find him details. Abeg the guy dey worry crazy wetin b way out.
*advice1----first run away from that ur paadi awse b4 hin male talk say u dey use her son. Destiny

*advice2---make ur guy sharply go see. Your skul DSA to complain. And mke sure hin name show b4 he leave
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:38am On Aug 28, 2015
donxab:
I call that "self deployment"
Nysc don enta gbege wit this our own set.....I can only imgine. Wetin un go do for camp
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:37am On Aug 28, 2015
dolafunmi:
UNN surely wont upload early... maybe wednesday.
I cnt help but admire ur calmness,..............almajiri Boys Uni (ABU)....make una com learn from my daurling
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:35am On Aug 28, 2015
Physika:
Dem bossmen.. Make una nor worry if by monday dem neva upload una info, we go gada hack nysc portal n upload una names fr there grin

Warfi talk say 'all way na way' cool
By that time, I go don arrange my skul DSA
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:31am On Aug 28, 2015
haywire1:
Mr man wey ABU - Almajiri boys university grin grin grin
#
LMAO.........
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:30am On Aug 28, 2015
Physika:
U go chop beans?
grin grin
Guy, u get ijebu garri?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:29am On Aug 28, 2015
dolafunmi:
looool... I celebrate you.
Tanx bae, any. Update abt ur skul
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:28am On Aug 28, 2015
TruthTella:
thanks. Can I change the stream I want to go for to stream 2 if I am given 1?
I don't think that is possible oo, just pray nd hope u get ur desired stream
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:22am On Aug 28, 2015
haywire1:
Na waaa oooo, u said u no rep ABU say na KWASU u rep, egbami keèee sey ABU no con beta ur KWASU ni.. by d way sey dey don approve ur dept sha grin grin grin

Mr fry pan calling kettle black kikikikikkakakakkokokoo

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Ehehehehehehehehehhhheee.....I no get ur tym....make I go resume ultimate search for nysc portal........oy go wear ur boot mke we find our names go
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:15am On Aug 28, 2015
haywire1:
What is kwasu? Na university too?? undecided undecided undecided

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No na asylum, for kwara state...........see. Ur mouth
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:12am On Aug 28, 2015
haywire1:
100% natural no additives, no sweetener, no preservative, no bromate,nontoxic to d stomach, highly toxic to d brain,lungs,kidney and heart grin grin grin

Oya paste ur address

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Send to EL DOLA.....





*the kind tension wey deymy body no gree me celebrate GOALS. Sef......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:11am On Aug 28, 2015
Armynu:
I never see am o.... Starting to think my name is "No record found" and surname is now "contact your institution"... The thing taya me I swear.... Starting to sound like gbese..
Kwakwakwakwa.........U beta no piss that portal off....u knw say d tin na civil servant...make she no go keep ur name wen ur skul finally upload
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:52am On Aug 28, 2015
haywire1:
ABU neva buy data Kikikikikikikikikikkokokokokokakakakakakaka

Make we gather data share for ABU ooo, educational less develop university grin grin grin

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Lol, n KWASU I dey rep oooooo, buh I go like to contribute to devlpmnt of less developed
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:47am On Aug 28, 2015
haywire1:
U see weed for my mouth, anyway weed is legal in USA wey I dey dorrrr tongue tongue tongue
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Oya. Ship me some premium
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:33am On Aug 28, 2015
haywire1:
#

All harvard university Cambridge MA USA graduates can check there name on nysc senate list. Saw mine already grin grin

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It is too early to smoke nah
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:33am On Aug 28, 2015
Physika:
Na d 2nd tym dis week b dat o
I don tire to mail dem mods sad
Hw far u na? Ah don see ma name o grin
Congrats bro, my skul nova buy data
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:29am On Aug 28, 2015
TruthTella:
Hello. Please I wanted to know how members of Stream 1 and Stream 2 are selected. I was mobilized but I dont know what stream I'll go for.
I am hoping for stream 2.
U ar semi-mobilized, untill u get call up, u cnt know wch stream u fall in
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:26am On Aug 28, 2015
haywire1:
UPDATE on schools that has uploaded PCMs Names!

LAUTECH
SALEM University Lokoja,
UNIMaid
OOU
ABIA POLY
LAGOS POLY
DELSU
EBSU
UNIBEN
FEDPOLYNEKEDE
CARITAS
AUCHI POLY
IMT
EBSU
FEDPOFFA
LASU
UNIPORT
IMSU
YABATECH
FEDPOLY ADO
KWARA POLY
UNILORIN
MOUAU
IMO POLY
FEDPOLY EDE
BUK
ABSU
AAUA
UNILAG(some1 should confirm this)
FUNAAB
IBADAN POLY
MICHAEL OKPARA UNI
OAU
FUTMINNA
ABU (April fool) grin grin grin

check ur name and confirm
Walahi, satan is watching u oooo,
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:24am On Aug 28, 2015
Physika:
@Elmisti
@Donxab
@Armynu et al

I see una mentions bur autobolt nor gree me talk ma own sad

Ah nor undastnd werin ah do o, na since ah made a post abt Shawwal1 na im dem serv me ban o shocked
D tin catch me too yesterdai, n yokiti com comot mefrom the trap
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:57am On Aug 28, 2015
Sambest2:
They better know and do the needful Cc: FUTO KWASU ABU
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:54am On Aug 28, 2015
Good morrow err1
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:14am On Aug 28, 2015
Olami90:
God bless us all(amen). Good morning
Kikikikikikikiki......#drags out my double barrel
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:12am On Aug 28, 2015
rilwan09:
bro it seems d devil is dancing #ShakitiBobo with ur brain huh #YabaLeft
GOD BLESS U BRO!

U ar anointed as guardian of the nights watch for this heroic defense
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:06am On Aug 28, 2015
dolafunmi:
But he wont, lets just hope it wont be the usual sad tale... Anyways, Arsenal fan are used to such class of football now...
Rara o, with the arrivals of ozil and. sanchez plus back to baack FA cups i must say, I lovethe taste of glory
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:09pm On Aug 27, 2015
donxab:
*Dozes off on thread! Elmisti no roll come my side abeg u! G'nght
#yawns.....gather wrapper....Good night
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:55pm On Aug 27, 2015
Jerry24kay:
I no follow you drag anything oh.. make u chill oh ..
#chill mode activted
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:52pm On Aug 27, 2015
Xcozee:
#bestwishes
Oya update d list biko, make we know how many of us remain.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:51pm On Aug 27, 2015
donxab:
Yessir, I have printed his certificate! The seal is there,
Make we leave am,
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:50pm On Aug 27, 2015
dolafunmi:
Tight one for Arsenal o
Lolz, tight but he always make his way to the knockout.....The man should just sign a striker and they should stop wasting Ozil eFforts
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:42pm On Aug 27, 2015
Jerry24kay:
see you oh .. when did you join the group sef .. FYI am a founding member!! vise oluwo ko vise abobaku ni
Oh, u dey there dey claim Tinubu abi.........I dey here dey do saraki tinz

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