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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:08pm On Jul 02, 2015
DonPsymon:
You the do love abi? cheesy


You think say NYSC go throw you and your babe go the same state make una go do all the bad bad things for this world undecided

Are you a learner?


Okay undecided since you don't know lemme tell you.


Your babe will get North.


You wee get South... Village south o grin so that next time you see her she no go recognize you cheesy grin
Hahahaha, wen option to redeploy dey?, guy! Na to form one kind sickness sharp sharp ooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:00pm On Jul 02, 2015
DonPsymon:
undecided

Come cheesy

Where you wan serve sef? undecided
i swear, i never know ooo, but me and my babe go soon sort am
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:57pm On Jul 02, 2015
Kbs468:
shooo see ajebo wey no wan show himself. See National Assembly naa abi no b you wey senator saraki dey look for? Welcome shaa
show, no think am oo, if u mst know i prefer bread nd groundnut anyday to bread and butter.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:44pm On Jul 02, 2015
DonPsymon:
Water no cold o ma the tell you now.

And BTW, why your khaki oversize? You no sabi where dem fit slim am? angry
na situation of the country ooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:32pm On Jul 02, 2015
Physika:
Welcom bruv..
Have ya seat @ d far left corner cheesy
Aare2050 wil show u ya room cool
hope say i no go get roommate, cus i don sign out dat kind life ooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:31pm On Jul 02, 2015
DonPsymon:
Welcome bro!

*hands you lacasera and gala*

Abi na alcohol you want?
lol, lacasera too sweet, water go do me
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:34pm On Jul 02, 2015
Okay make I follow protocol.
My name is lekan, a graduate of kwara state uni. Studied political science. And I never sure wch state I go wan do my otondo oooo
Agriculture › Re: Intending And First-time Farmers: Lets Meet Here by elmisti(m): 6:04pm On Jul 02, 2015
OLAMIMO12:
Are you an intending farmer of cucumber and watermelon, looking for farm to gain knowledge from ? OLAMIMO FARM is about to over such valueable assistance. Signify here to get you updated. drop your contacts, whatsapp preferably.
I really hope to learn from you bro!, here is my watsapp contact 08166593608.....am really thinking farming!
Agriculture › Re: Intending And First-time Farmers: Lets Meet Here by elmisti(m): 1:09am On Jun 25, 2015
Good day house, I am an intending farmer, actually jst finished my degree, but because of the suspense of Nysc posting, I lost this planting season. My plan before is to go bak to my hometown and get some plot of land (wit the help of the local govt.) To start my farming. My last dorm gatekeeper suggested chillipeper( ata rodo) is the most profitable to farm *i dnt knw how tru dis is, please will like sm1 to put me through the things I can do now, cuz nysc camp is until september and am tyrd of sitn home already!
Science/Technology › Re: All your Inverter problems by elmisti(m): 2:37pm On Jun 19, 2015
please house, i used to have a su-kam inveter i think 2kv or so, but the problem now is i used 2 rima 12v200ah battery with the inverter which i did nt enjoy for long, i guess the batteries are damaged cuz it barely last 20min now and am thinking of disposing off the batteries. at what prize do u think the battery can go for cuz pple are offering me very embarrasing amounts.....need a fast reply on this before i get duped
Business › Re: Soccer Nostrademus - Excellent Football Analysis & Score Prediction by elmisti(m): 7:58am On Apr 14, 2015
clodd007:
am not here to sell a product ....jt saying dey shld check it out demself.....
GM bro, abeg hw do I check my betslip on bonanzawin, tried using three diff browsers buh cldnt get it....prompt reply will be apreciated
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by elmisti(m): 1:19am On Apr 14, 2015
Lukesmith:
INPLAY

Deportivo Santamarina - Instituto
HT X @1.90
Under 0.5 goals 1st half @2.15
Super Green!
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by elmisti(m): 12:52am On Apr 14, 2015
sweet7oyin:
aeronautics engineering without the equipment and sorry is criminology the study of criminal behaviorhuh
Let them even start first and improve facilities, dey wnt!......Criminology is a bit mre dan dat.....
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by elmisti(m): 12:31am On Apr 14, 2015
Eke40seven:
So these fast ones are schooled and Unilag and all the other ones I mentioned are not. Okay, let me give you an assignment. If you think they are living on what they have done in the PAST. Go and find out their position on the CURRENT global rankings in relation to other Nigerian universities then come back and tell me your findings. My last reply to you.
No be fight bro, dey will still av globa rankings na, but really dey ar diminishing in quality, I knw unilorin is moving towards a 21st century institution, ask urslf, hw many of dis so cald skulz av added new courses....wch one dem is doin criminology, hw many of d federal mighty skul offers aeronautics engineering......Reply that!
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by elmisti(m): 12:15am On Apr 14, 2015
sweet7oyin:
guy so they have never I mean never
Hahaha.........I no com knw dat one ooo.....b4 u arrest me too grin
sweet7oyin:
guy so they have never I mean never
Hahaha.........I no com knw dat one ooo.....b4 u arrest me too
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by elmisti(m): 12:10am On Apr 14, 2015
Eke40seven:
Fading in what aspect? oxford will always be oxford and Harvard will always be Harvard. same applies to these schools..think about all the ALUMNI in strategic places, they will always favour their alma mater, not to talk of the standard maintained by the current students. Check the rankings too and all. If school is not about books then what's it about?
Good question, the only reason why harvard remains harvard is because of continuity, which u will agree wit me 9ja lacks, Unilag and co ar jst great by what they av done but not what they are doing. And about skul nt bn jst 4 books only, think abt dis "its one thing to be educated, its anoda thing to be schoold"
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by elmisti(m): 11:54pm On Apr 13, 2015
Eke40seven:
what are all these universities KWASU, Uniosun and all? The best universities in Nigeria by all standard are Unilag, OAU, UI, Covenant and others come next but I still can't find them on the Formula 1 race championship these other schools are bragging about. Does that tell us something? QUALITY! QUALITY! QUALITY!
Lol, tru, but those institution u ar caln d best ar fading away fast out of dis age and century....Skul is nt all abt books and swags again!
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by elmisti(m): 11:35pm On Apr 13, 2015
kenedy175:
Wow! Then you guys must be really fast. Do you guys complete your course work ?
We do more often than not, cuz we actually dnt write notes in class like other skulz do
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by elmisti(m): 11:26pm On Apr 13, 2015
Godsent246:
Thank God o. I tried it just now n it worked!
U want make 7million pple ask u wetin u try abi?
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by elmisti(m): 11:25pm On Apr 13, 2015
kenedy175:
I think it should be UNIMAID. They will be commencing 2nd semester exam by may. Beat that if you think your school is fast !
Sorry bro, too late....KWASU exam is nxt week......
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by elmisti(m): 11:06pm On Apr 13, 2015
acesoul:
kwasu is sure the fastest..they write all exams in one week, there graduates serves with 'batch B'..but I most confess Most of there student are not Happy being a student, they rush them unnecessary. Immagine writing 3-4 papers a day for almost a week..Haba!
Lol, so tru, but no one is rushing us, we take each course once a week, so we av all d tym to read and research....u knw niggas will always blame it on smtn
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by elmisti(m): 11:03pm On Apr 13, 2015
sweet7oyin:
dnt think its possible
When u talk of possibilities, u should know anytn is possible in dis great Nation.....I av frndz deir, and u shld blv to som extent dat OAU neva stat 2014/2015
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by elmisti(m): 11:01pm On Apr 13, 2015
sweet7oyin:
hmmm ok bt if actually they are... I won't need too
Well I can be ur primary source of info cuz its my skul....."grin skul run a program cald entrepreneurship which allows stdnt to av a creative mindset towards societal probs and hw to solve dem also makn profit frm such solutions" KWASU stdnts can fit do bizness! And @ 300lvl, all stdnts ar required to prepare a bizness proposal whch some banks review and grant loans.....#CBN will be releasn funds for the program too.....so tell me, hw ar we goin to av tym to stat preparn cv, wen we can prepare bizness proposalz instead?
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by elmisti(m): 10:50pm On Apr 13, 2015
sweet7oyin:
lol....wow NOW this is hilarious
I dnt thnk so, will advice u read up on d institution.
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by elmisti(m): 10:23pm On Apr 13, 2015
Welrez:
Have you guys heard of NDU- Niger Delta University, Bayelsa State? I guess it has the fastest calender in the whole country. It's about to take its second semester exams in two weeks time from now. It's faster than Usain Bolt.
Still slower than KWASU, we startn nxt week, and exams run only for a week....#NOW that's what I call FAST!
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by elmisti(m): 10:11pm On Apr 13, 2015
Viciyus:
See no be the graduate thin we dey talk about.


Na the work aspects.


You know how graduate dey for naija without work?
U will rarely see a KWASU graduate in d labor market, we graduate as job creators not Job seekers.
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by elmisti(m): 9:54pm On Apr 13, 2015
Viciyus:
No wonder dem dey produce mumu as graduate
See dis hater, kwasu producd the third best student in W/Africa in her first convo, currently one of the fastest growing uni in Nija, one of the only three skulz in Nija dat is recognized by enactus, shey make I dey giv u points go?
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by elmisti(m): 9:51pm On Apr 13, 2015
doalli:
.....KWASU of course for now in Nigeria...about to write second semester exams in a coupled of days.... even Unilorin students can testify to this...and they produce qualified graduates
That's so true, am a stdnt in KWASU, and exam is startn nxt week wednesday, currently KWASU is d fastest skul in Nigeria.
#last bullet: A world class UNI
Business › Re: [UPDATE]: NAIRABET Have Paid!! by elmisti(m): 9:17pm On Apr 13, 2015
Season film jst start....#and u don make me run frm my NB acnt o
Business › Re: Soccer Nostrademus - Excellent Football Analysis & Score Prediction by elmisti(m): 8:38am On Apr 13, 2015
clodd007:
prov 24:7

someone shld pls read ds bible verse up and paste it here.....

as for ds thread its ironic aw it is turning out.....i learnt dt famous sport predicting thread cos i felt love and part of sumtyn here bt we av allowed d unwanted to tear us apart i remember d days we jt come here in d evenings to play inplay......

now all i see is abuse and selling of picks cos punters av lost a great deal and want to rip fellow punters off for cash so dey can make back what dey av lost.......

i will kp saying it....u r gud enuf in punting u wont need to sell picks cos ur efforts first of all is making cash for u bt d reverse is d case guyz losing money and feels subs is d way to make it back......


i believe we can get back our mojo lets start back wyt evening inplays and see aw we go from dere

PEACE....
so much in support of u bro, and I opend dat bonanzawin site, its so much like bet365.....will advice evry one to do d same and let's make sometn great 2geda!
Business › Re: [UPDATE]: NAIRABET Have Paid!! by elmisti(m): 10:02pm On Apr 12, 2015
kennethkaycee:
Eeyah!
Make una sorry, but can you really groom a family on this, it's not sustainable shocked shocked shocked
hey! Bn watchn u repeat dat same commment on almst all punting thread.....what is ur pain really?
Business › Re: Soccer Nostrademus - Excellent Football Analysis & Score Prediction by elmisti(m): 9:25pm On Apr 11, 2015
Mehn, I av. To say, its a hard tin to green @ dis end of d season, nd I undrstnd why pple ar takn brks. Its. Tym for sm1 to act as a temporary gaurdian to support sageon dis thread (I notice he hasn't been here sincemrnin)....... #jst love d guys here

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