₦airaland Forum

tk4life:
elmisti sup nau u still dey skul

boss man, i still dey skul ooo.....no be small matter oooo

kam4r:
Whoever That is behind That NYSC_ng twitter account is Under The influence of Elmisti's weed ....

DG sef is high on my syrian weed

haywire1:
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GUYS PRAY FOR ELMISTI, HE TRAVELLED TO CALABAR, WE AVNT HEARD FROM HIM SINCE THEN

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*shege* na ilorin I dey jare

Abeg who do transgender surgery for 2el



Gazaliah, haywire1 tk4life keribaby et al...make una come explain ooooo

bet wait, all those peoplee wey no pay 3k go collect dier own call up same time wit us bah >>>>abeg, i need DG to refund my money, why people dey always scam me lyk dis na

every weapon fashioned against me shall miss target.....................SOR, wahala. CALL UP....gobe.........na only me be pcm ni

KeriBaby:
Lol typical unbeliever

KeriBaby:
U never still apologize to me na
How u think say u go see am

kikikiki...............if i no see am collect tomorow, i shall come appease you

KeriBaby:
Where u come out from again


You this Adamawa corper


Shebi u never see ur SOR

hahahaha...........i still nova see SOR ooooo, buh should be ready tomorrow sha...................abi na u hold d tin ni sef

KeriBaby:

When time reach sef I no go talk till I hear all of una own o

psssssssstttttt...........................i just check am for u now..............the spirit is showing me ZAMFARA

no be small thing ooooo

naughtylagosguy:
elmisti, how far bro? Have you finished your clearance? Finished mine on Monday and submitted that same day. I was informaed that SOR will be issued on Thursday and Friday.

u be boss

mobi18:
Good morning beautiful people.. hu missed me.. i jes got back.. abeg wich time will my call up letter arrive..lagos for sure... .. elmisti bae,wat av u been doing in my absence,awayu loff

Holla babie....av nt bn arnd too

Good morrow err1

tk4life:
Elmisti I don ask of u tire oooo I cum dey fear weda dose ppl don catch u wetin b dia name again self....... I don 4get

Boss man, I go prophetic pilgrimage cuz I dey reason mmake I dey guide pple wey wan redeploy...uknow, sm pple calling na borno...buh em no go wan gree untill a prophet tel dem

Blessedgurl:
elmisti elmisti elmisti elmisti.....where art thou.

Mehn, bn in my skul since sundai......hwz d wait

*enters thread*



Dust my shoe....mehn...dis desert no be here. Oooooo


Oya make una gather for special posting prayer and miracle account increase....



*just returning from the seven seas and 50 mountains

iamauxin:
lolz, elmisti, so they still smash heads to celebrate in your area...you're taking us back to Pro-Mary Slessor era...abeg I will like to know the name of your state...that's an example of a state one shouldn't be posted to thanks bro, I appreciate

Kikiki...oya enter LAGOS

iamauxin:
hmmmm is it a fight?

I dey happy for u ni jare...*smashes anoda bottle on his head*

iamauxin:
Hello all, today is my birthday.....say something nice joor modified ; you guys should allow me score all the goals today.... and if anyone inadvertently scores a goal today he/she should pls dedicate same to me. Don't know why I feel I have this right sha.... show me love

*smashes bottle on his head*...happy bday bro!

Mehn, person don almst old for road......Lag- malete (kwara)

idirect:
lmao

My broda no be shere shere oo

goldenone:
copied!
Calculating the probability of being posted to your 1st choice of state, using NYSC almighty formula, (Your state of origin+Your residence-your choice of state/number of Boko Haram states) and NYSC stating that it is for survey purposes, the answer is 40%

Kikiki..wen pi=36

idirect:
Boss man I was made to understand you won't be able to sign the exit/clearance form without paying the hostel fee. However the exit form is not a prerequisite for getting statement of result, it's just that if you don't finish signing the exit form you cannot get you original result after your service year. I know KWASU is crazy but I doubt if they will use the SOR to get back to those who don't pay the hostel fee. God's willing I will also be in school on Monday.
Cc: Elmisti

Make I chop dis yam and egg finish....I dey com ilorin 2dai 2dai....

elmisti:
YaGunnersYa.....a goal for ramsey. Will sweet my heart...a clean sheet for cech.....make chelsea no loose ooo...I want mke mourinho dey premier. League wen. I go lift trophy and he go dey fight for Europa. Place

And my heart is sweet.....yagunnersYa

wizzprince:
what is this one talking about. Money for what

Baba dis one na my skul wahala ooo

naughtylagosguy:
I never pay.

Why kwasu wan turn alakoba like dis, na wr persn wan see dat kind money in so short notice....and person still gaz prpr for camp too...wnch kind tin b dis na

naughtylagosguy:
They're insisting everyone must pay the 45k. Trust me they really mean business.

Ah!....this one n trouble oooo!....wetin we go do like dis....u don pay am?

Rooney playing 9 today...wettin LVG dey chop sef

naughtylagosguy:
I've been in Makete since on Monday. This hostel ish is really giving me tough time. I will be in school on Monday.

Tough tym??...wetin em dey talk