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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:39pm On Oct 15, 2015
Faithluv5:
Hahahahahahaha Elmisti ehn my e-boo doesn't get 10mb but thousands of gig from mtn wink
LMAO......keribaby...it is confirmed!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:38pm On Oct 15, 2015
DonPsymon:
Baba kush no dey o


Elmisti wey I say make he bring Osogbo for me since... He nor bring undecided


If he still d do dat him bidzness I no know undecided
Chillax na... U no see say orders plenty ni....and price don increase by 200% ooooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:36pm On Oct 15, 2015
Guys...bn a while jibriljunior showed up....Hope d nigga is ait


Cc haliluck
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:35pm On Oct 15, 2015
haywire1:
Why unable plenty tonite shocked shocked shocked, elmisti pass me 5 wrapps of flavoured sh1t, my eyes r too white for my liking, I need to red my eyes grin grin grin

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*Delivered*...pay in cash biko
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:34pm On Oct 15, 2015
gbest58:
waiting 4 d promise land let's play a game
Chile
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:31pm On Oct 15, 2015
Holumiedey:
Elmisti abeg I need that weed wey go make me slap soldier for face cheesy
*delivered*...I recommend u take anoda one that will make u recover quick from coma
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:30pm On Oct 15, 2015
itoski:
Which mess e start grin
NIGERIA
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:29pm On Oct 15, 2015
Blessedgurl:
lemme watch movie.....elmisti abeg one strawberry flavoured Jamaican weed for me
Order delivered....To the lioness of 2k millennium, The only female land owner on 2k
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:21pm On Oct 15, 2015
gbest58:
America can never 4get = MICHEAL JACKSON 3. South Africa can never 4get = MANDELA 4. Argentina can never 4get = MARADONA 5. England can never 4get = QUEEN ELIZABETH 6. Nigeria can never 4get who....... huh
Lord Lugard...for starting this mess in 1914
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:18pm On Oct 15, 2015
vision3k:
hi bro, will u be my e-boo?
*puffs weed*


Its official....dere is a gay in d awse....*come nd sit near me*

*i shall help protect y right*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:15pm On Oct 15, 2015
*in aboki voice*....shege!....plex12 (flex12)...u sef show dis nyt....bn lng ooo, aftr election. U jst vanish like jega
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:12pm On Oct 15, 2015
harryson77:
lol....fall for lie ke.....na me b pioneer for pg 2k.....i made the impossible possible overnite
Kikikiki.....so u no go sleep until u sure wella say millennium no go cross
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:10pm On Oct 15, 2015
Walspring:
Nah so

But if we commissioned 3k in the mid night and some people see it in the morning am sure they will vex and almost cry oo
Hahahahaha...u remind me of 2k
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:08pm On Oct 15, 2015
harryson77:
remember mehuh?? dats wat sm1 said for pg 2k....b4 u say jack
Hahaha...that 2k own na smtn else oo...so u fell for d lie too...oya no vex...dis one wnt be like dat
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:52pm On Oct 15, 2015
U pple should go and sleep jare...3k wnt be commissioned untill 2mrw....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:04pm On Oct 15, 2015
harryson77:
lool....u nor dey 4get smtin
I am d vigilante of dis place na....I have records
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:47pm On Oct 15, 2015
harryson77:
Abeg page 3k is done and dusted jor..... let's all aim for page 4k
Guy, oya come and confess, its only wen lands ar ripe for take u always show up, nd u willbe gingering pple to reach 10k, if I catch u ehn...na pple like u dey lways dey spectator ground....alainikan she sombori......



By next week, dis thread traffic go reduce well, as whatsapp go trend for CMs wit same state
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:43pm On Oct 15, 2015
idirect:
elmisti No worry result go dey ready from next week Monday. Howdy
Boss man I dey...I will fall in on sunday BGG
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:42pm On Oct 15, 2015
KeriBaby:
Hahahaha

Na dat same Gods I go meet for Ur SOR matter
Come and take lemme see
Lemme go and appease lord akerrius...... Kerri, oya no vex na...*carrying 70 packs of cheese balls ( mega pack) 30 pack of pringles....15 cartons of hollandia yogurt ( strawberry )...*...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:38pm On Oct 15, 2015
haywire1:
Come collect my school own grin grin grin

Una no go beta school hw u wan see SOR collect grin grin grin

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GOALLLLLLLLLLLLL
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLL
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLL

ANOTHER GOALLLLLLLLLLLLL grin grin grin
See dis ogbomosho boy ooo....u knw say ur skul dey strike prone dan my own....I will instigate aluta for u oooo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:32pm On Oct 15, 2015
KeriBaby:
grin grin

Hehehe
The fear of being jujued is the beginning of wisdom
I dnt knw why u always av my throat in ur hand sef....wen u dey PH, u show me pepper, I went to meet the gods to send u to aks, u reach aks, u shown me fire.....abeg shey I wnt go nd meet DG and help u request for kogi
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:28pm On Oct 15, 2015
goldenone:
keribaby how was your trip?
3hrs journey na trip?...abeg she jst cruise out ni jare
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:27pm On Oct 15, 2015
whodohgeepee:
kikikikikiki! U don bleep up guy! Eyeballs!!! Aint an MTN subscriber! *ella oju kan* tongue *to d dismay of elmisti* grin
So u ar denying pple dat ar helping ur ministry abi, diaris god oooo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:26pm On Oct 15, 2015
KeriBaby:
grin

wait o

Are you a friend or nah

Cuz na Aks I dey dia juju dey work straight up
Ahba!...madam keri...even without juju..u make my life look like libya...if u add juju...u will somalialize evrytn na....oya no vex...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:23pm On Oct 15, 2015
whodohgeepee:
sharrap dere u! Ishi! U don Bleep up u nd dat ur 2nd e-boo mobiLE! Kikikikiki! Reppin faithluv5
I will consider writing a petition to stop mtn from giving you 10mb...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:21pm On Oct 15, 2015
haywire1:
☆☆☆

LADOKITES PREPARE FOR NEXT WEEK

Cc
Goldenone
Cousin
Rashidhum (not sure if I get his moniker correct)

Can't remember others, help me cc them

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Mehn next week is so shady for my own skul oo.....beg cn sm1 jst hint how dat SOR look like sef
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:20pm On Oct 15, 2015
KeriBaby:
It's just 3 hours from phc or even less grin
Mtcheew....and I was thinking like u were moving from yola to aks....


*goin bak to the shrine to ask for refund from d gods*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:17pm On Oct 15, 2015
itoski:
instead of canoe..I trust Keribaby go better swim
Kikiki...see as u entr keri for her presence...me no dey dia o
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:16pm On Oct 15, 2015
KeriBaby:
Hehehe I will live grin
And continue to spy on u no matter how tired u are I will still continue

My journey was very safe I ThankGod na only traffic Road journey na torture People just dey gist anyhow cry
Waait...from wia did u move to aks 2dai huh...dsnt look like u trvld inter state
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:13pm On Oct 15, 2015
whodohgeepee:
swthrt am fine o! Yhu? *to d dismay of marcelinho, ademasta and elmisti plus keribaby*
Whohewodogeepe abi wetin b ya name sef, why ar u always looking for my trouble na!...buh dnt worry, I kept my trouble in a safe deposit box inside a swiss bank...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:11pm On Oct 15, 2015
KeriBaby:
Good evening everyone


Itoski and Mistabiola plus including elmisti una just use me dey catch groove today abi


Omitooguns Akwa-Ibom Ayaya truly grin




Sammie2310 my sweet e-boo how art thou
Choi!......*faking a big smile*....kerri!....you I missed 2dai!....hwz ya journey...seems u used a speed boat, cuz I estimated u wee be on water for three days paddling canoe
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:57pm On Oct 15, 2015
goldenone:
grin you go like borntroway like...
grin grin grin

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