₦airaland Forum

In a school, during the end of the year school activities, each student were asked to introduce themselves and their families. Each one will come out mentioning their names, their parents’ names and titles. Here are some of the way they introduced themselves

My Name is ABC
I was born in London, England
The name of my Father is Alhaji (Chief) Dr Ado John Sule MBBS FRCS, FWCGO
The name of my mother is Alhaja (Chief) Mrs. Ado Janet Sule (B.A, MA)

Anther one said

My Name is Adewale Chukwudi Sanusi
I was born in Newark USA
The Name of father is Barrister (Chief) Olusegun Chukwudi Sanusi (LLB, BL, and LLM, LLD JP)
The name of my mother is Lolo Amina Chukwudi Sanusi (B.ED., M.ED)

So also all other student came up with one title or the other for their parents, when it was the time for Bolaji, an orphan whose parents were ordinary Nigerian Bricklayer and pepper seller

He came out and said, every eye were focused on him for they all knew his parents social status, he said, you all have introduced all your parents and their various titles, well I don’t need to say my parents titles and qualqualifications non of your parents has achieved the title my parent has and non of your parent has the qualqualificationsparents possess, his mate were enraged they said he was lying, they know his father did not have the qualqualifications titles their parents own, when the noise was too much his teacher forced him to say the title and qualqualificationshis parent which any of the parents of other student doesn’t have, he leisurely walk to the Black board and wrote Title is LATE and degree is RIP

This is the content of the letter i picked up from my girlfriend bag

IF A CATCH YOU
I WILL TAKE YOU TO BED
I WILL MAKE YOU HOT
I WILL MAKE YOU SWEAT
YOU WILL SHAKE FROM HEAD TO TOES
YOU WILL SPEAK IN TONGUE
YOU WILL WISH I DIDN'T COME TO YOUR LIFE
NO ONE WILL LOVE TO HAVE ME FROM YOU
YOU WILL SHOUT
YOU WILL SCREAM
YOU WILL NO SLEEP
UNTIL MY POWER DWINDLED
YOURS SINCERELY

MALARIA

I think this a well plan strategy! Looking at what has been happening in the past few months in our national polity, it is very possible for this two people assume office come 2011 as President and Vice President. I guess this is why Acting president has not be proclaimed substantive President. As it is possible for an active president to either become Substantive President or Substantive Vice President. All we need to do is for Nigeria to produce more credible Duo, and see to it that all election rigging do not see the light of the day come 2011.