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Paentera: Unconfirmed news has reached me about Mama Awo's passing. Can anyone confirm this?


https://twitter.com/DeleMomodu/status/209397391424618500

Uncle Dele thank you, am in the US and my children are students in Ikenne were unable to confirm it, but with your word i now know what to believe

We God speak the wise listening! By the time we know those that are involved the unfortunate accident, it will be clear if the revelation by TB Joshua has to do with the crash. He said important personality and would be caused be as a result of security breach.God help us.

ikee: Good News indeed but wonder if any african leader will emulate her especially our own ...........Nigeria.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCd5g-IaDuA

Listen to the aspect of her testimonies where she said what she has learned about humility and helping the less privileged

ikee: Good News indeed but wonder if any african leader will emulate her especially our own ...........Nigeria.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCd5g-IaDuA

logicboy: TB Joshua is an achiever! He has achieved a PhD in tithe fraud!

Adeniyi, if this is your real name am scared, for you are my brother, and all my life, I desire the best of everything to happened to my brothers, including my brothers like you, I know the implication of saying things that are not right about anyone, particularly those who are positively spiritually inclined, either they are BUSINESS KINGDOM or KINGDOM BUSINESS. Those who are "positively spiritually inclined" are those whose success comes from God, and if you by your human calculation, say anything that are not right about them, you are indirectly ATTACKING God Himself, and we all know what happened to those that previously attacked Him. My dear Adeniyi, if you are not absolutely sure of the source of someone else attainment, in whichever field of human endevor, please don't participate, not for today alone but for future. God bless you.

logicboy: I would love to see proof of that. Where the link dey? TB Joshua's fans like to pull fake statistics

The source is foreign affair ministry,for I know the foreign affair ministry might not readily released the statistics for your perusal, nevertheless you could do this yourself or by proxy. Do you know anyone who work at the Lagos Airport(MMA)? If you do ask them the number of visitors that come into Nigeria on weekly bases for the purpose of visiting SYNAGOGUE. You may undertake the findings yourself, go to the Airport and conduct your questioning and ask to see which day of the week do they come, and whatsoever you see and that you gather you help you in forming your opinion about the statistics I posted earlier.

By the statistics from Nigeria embassies abroad, the number of visa applicant that desire to visit Nigeria purposely to visit SYNAGOGUE top 1000 per week, and of all the applicants 70% were successful, which translate to about 700 getting Nigeria visa to visit SYNAGOGUE, by simple computation, Nigerian Government generates about $10,000. 00 per week because of synagogue, and each of the successful applicants would at least spend another $100 while in Nigeria. We all Know no tourist attraction in Nigeria that attracts such number on weekly bases week-in week-out. Therefore it is right to say SYNAGOGUE generates income for Nigeria as a tourist attraction.

logicboy: Ode, when or how does Nigeria become a tourist destination because of Church? Are we a christian nation?

This is a very simple problem to solve and BabaSuwe himself is the solution.Let REAL AYELALA priest come to open with his or her stuff in the presence of camera, and make Babasuwe to swear with the AYELALA that on the said date he was very sure he had no narcotic drug inside him. and he should be monitor for one week. If he comes out unscratched after a week, then we can, say that, he has passed both medical science and Traditional African Science too.

Funny topic! Be that it may be, to place my fund on any stock, I have to look at the worth of the shares currently and the potential for growth, and look at how easy it to sell the share whenever I may desire to dispose them. If I may look, who are those that might be interested in the share and who are those that are buying into the goods and services of the quoted entity? To answer the two question of who will like to buy and who buy what, ninety percent of the would be buyer of RCCG shares, Winners Shares, Christ Embassy Shares would definitely be Nigerians home and abroad, while ninety percent of SYNAGOGUE Share would be likely be purchase by foreigners (hard currency). And the other part of the question of who are the current consumers, All the big names in the world (i.e. President of different nations, CEO of international Corporations, Kings and Mega Stars both in Sport and entertainment) are loyal consumer of SYNAGOGUE Goods and services. I will equally look at the competitor of the Goods and Services, to the best of my research, Goods and Services of RCCG, Winners has a lot of competitors, but that of Synagogue is not very easy to come by, all these element point to it to be a good buy. Synagogue Shares would be a nice one to buy into. This is just a joke. God is not for sell and His love and Care can neither be bought nor sell. All men of God are only custodian of his congregations and not a business kingdom but Kingdom business

The truth is MIMIKO is not a young man he is in HIS late 50s and TINUMBU just clock 60, so we can not say he is far younger. Nevertheless, TINUMBU is not contesting and election in Ondo State, he is just one of the leaders at the national LEVEL in ACN, neither MIMIKO nor the yet to be ACN candidate, will will election on the pages of newapaper but with the electorates, and if truly, MIMIKO has gone to Abuja to seek the help of ASO ROCK occupant to win an election, then it leaves much to be desire.It shows he is out to RIG and HE need Federal Might to it efficiently, without that there is nothing ASO rock could do for him.All you watched out and see that ONE MAN ONE VOTE is not just a slang but a reality in the OCTOBER 20 Gubernatorial election in Ondo State. God Bless Nigeria and God Bless Ondo the state that KNOWS her right.

Since the advent of token to online transaction on GTBANK platform, initially it was working as expected, but since last August, it has become a problem to finish up a simple transaction even within the GTBANK network, each time the numbers generated by the token is used, it keep coming back as invalid requesting for a new number, when it started, I though mine token was corrupt or something went wrong with it, I went to their branch at Idimu in Lagos, they tried even using it in the branch, it was the same, one staff in the bank, said he was experiencing the same problem with his, staff from four different branches of the bank confirmed to me they were having the same problem, once in a while it will work, so one does not know when is going to work. Someone a staff at Ogba branch said the time allotted was reduced to prevent fraud, I have tried severally to generate and typed in within 5 seconds, but it would not go through. Please comment if you are having the same problem

A few weeks ago I came back from United States, and as expected, I was at Intercontinental Bank to update my information as instructed by the Central Bank of Nigeria since I was away when the directive was issued.At the same time, I requested for a new ATM card and signing all the paper work as demanded by the bank official, I was told to wait for my card in about two weeks from the date I made the request. Three weeks after the paper work, I returned to the branch where the new card was made, to my amazement there was nothing on their record to show that I made such request, on treating that I was going to closed the account, the officers implored me to give them one week and the card would be available, and as promised, the card was ready for pick-up, and right within the vicinity of the bank I changed the pin number that came with the card.On Monday being June 13th 2011, I traveled to my home town, and there was an urgent need for me to remit some amount to someone who was taking up an assignment on my behalf in Lagos and the account that came to mind was that of Intercontinental Bank, I tried logging into the E-banking portal of intercontinental bank, but the response I got was that my account was locked, I contacted the live chat person on the bank website, who after getting all the information from me, directed me to sent an e-mail to an email address, an instruction which I did, and when response fail to come from the email address I sent to, I left for the bank Branch located in the city, I made inquires if I could conduct the transfer the fund I needed to transferred, I was told it would take more than twenty-four hours for the recipient to have the fund since his own account was domicile in another bank, I therefore opted to made some cash withdrawal making use of the ATM card earlier issued for me, but the response from the ATM was that my transaction was unauthorized, I quickly returned into the banking hall and layed my complain to the customer service officer who promptly asked for my bank account details and the card details of which I supplied, after a while, I was instructed to go and used the card that it had been corrected, I did as I was instructed but the response was the same, I repeated the same thing for about five times, and each time the result was the same, unauthorized transaction, meanwhile my agent was consistently calling me for the cash I ought to remitted to him, eventually I made-up my mind to closed my account with the bank, since all seem so bad to get money in ones account. I was told I could not closed the account since the branch I was then was not my branch, I then requested for a cashier teller to take out the money in the account and leave behind the minimum amount possible. I remitted a part of the money to a friend who maintain an account with the bank but in Lagos who could help hand over the cash to the agent in Lagos and the balance of Five Hundred and Seventy-Nine Thousand Naira was paid to me over the counter. A bundle of one Thousand Naira notes supposedly Five Hundred Thousand with strap tightly worn around it, and a packet of Five Hundred Notes amounting to Fifty Thousand Naira and another Fifty-Eight pieces of Five Hundred Naira notes were given to me by the teller. The Five Hundred Naira notes where counted by the Teller while the One Thousand Naira Notes where never counted nor removed from the tighten straps worn around it, the paying teller helped me packed the the One Thousand Naira bundle and the Five Hundred Packet in a plastic bag and the fifty-Eight pieces of Five Hundred Naira was handed over to me. I put the unbagged five hundred Naira notes in my trousers pocket while the bagged one where kept in my car, since there was no need for the withdraw, I kept it in the car without the knowledge of any one and today on my way to Ikare Akoko for an important business meeting, I stopped at GTBank Akure, filled a deposit slip for the sum of Five Hundred and Fifty Thousand Naira, in my presence and witness by my brother and another bank teller, the GTBank staff cut of the strap on the bonded one thousand bundle and removed the wrapper on the first packet and placed them on the counting machine, the counting was short of ELEVEN PIECES and three others where equally short all amounting to TWENTY THOUSAND NAIRA, I quickly packed the whole stuff, including the wrapers, stripes, and even the plastic bag and turned back to Ondo town where the money was paid, after telling the officers my experience at the point of lodgement at the GB Bank in Akure, they insisted that there was nothing they would do about the case, I felt bad for I hate cheating, I will not do it and would not allowed my to be taking for any reason. After I had waited for over two hours and there was nothing they were ready to do to reinburse my shortage, I left the office with the whole Five Hundred and Thirty Thousand Niara left in on the BM table. I have given the best opportunity for the bank to correct their ineffectiveness and short comings, I am now ready to go the whole length and see that they pay for their misdoings. A word is enough for the wise, when I fight I fight with everything. INTERCONTINENTAL BANK BE READY FOR THE FIGHT OF A STRUGGLING CITIZEN WHO HAS NEVER SWINDLE ANYONE AND WOULD NOT ALLOWED ANYONE OR BODY TO ROBBED HIM OF HIS HARD EARN INCOME.

INTERCONTINENTAL BANK HAPPY BANK ANGRY CUSTOMER
A few weeks ago I came back from United States, and as expected, I was at Intercontinental Bank to update my information as instructed by the Central Bank of Nigeria since I was away when the directive was issued.At the same time, I requested for a new ATM card and signing all the paper work as demanded by the bank official, I was told to wait for my card in about two weeks from the date I made the request. Three weeks after the paper work, I returned to the branch where the new card was made, to my amazement there was nothing on their record to show that I made such request, on treating that I was going to closed the account, the officers implored me to give them one week and the card would be available, and as promised, the card was ready for pick-up, and right within the vicinity of the bank I changed the pin number that came with the card.On Monday being June 13th 2011, I traveled to my home town, and there was an urgent need for me to remit some amount to someone who was taking up an assignment on my behalf in Lagos and the account that came to mind was that of Intercontinental Bank, I tried logging into the E-banking portal of intercontinental bank, but the response I got was that my account was locked, I contacted the live chat person on the bank website, who after getting all the information from me, directed me to sent an e-mail to an email address, an instruction which I did, and when response fail to come from the email address I sent to, I left for the bank Branch located in the city, I made inquires if I could conduct the transfer the fund I needed to transferred, I was told it would take more than twenty-four hours for the recipient to have the fund since his own account was domicile in another bank, I therefore opted to made some cash withdrawal making use of the ATM card earlier issued for me, but the response from the ATM was that my transaction was unauthorized, I quickly returned into the banking hall and laid my complain to the customer service officer who promptly asked for my bank account details and the card details of which I supplied, after a while, I was instructed to go and used the card that it had been corrected, I did as I was instructed but the response was the same, I repeated the same thing for about five times, and each time the result was the same, unauthorized transaction, meanwhile my agent was consistently calling me for the cash I ought to remitted to him, eventually I made-up my mind to closed my account with the bank, since all seem so bad to get money in once account. I was told I could not closed the account since the branch I was then was not my branch, I then requested for a cashier teller to take out the money in the account and leave behind the minimum amount possible. I remitted a part of the money to a friend who maintain an account with the bank but in Lagos who could help hand over the cash to the agent in Lagos and the balance of Five Hundred and Seventy-Nine Thousand Naira was paid to me over the counter. A bundle of one Thousand Naira notes supposedly Five Hundred Thousand with strap tightly worn around it, and a packet of Five Hundred Notes amounting to Fifty Thousand Naira and another Fifty-Eight pieces of Five Hundred Naira notes were given to me by the teller. The Five Hundred Naira notes where counted by the Teller while the One Thousand Naira Notes where never counted nor removed from the tighten straps worn around it, the paying teller helped me packed the the One Thousand Naira bundle and the Five Hundred Packet in a plastic bag and the fifty-Eight pieces of Five Hundred Naira was handed over to me. I put the unbagged five hundred Naira notes in my trousers pocket while the bagged one where kept in my car, since there was no need for the withdraw, I kept it in the car without the knowledge of any one and today on my way to Ikare Akoko for an important business meeting, I stopped at GTBank Akure, filled a deposit slip for the sum of Five Hundred and Fifty Thousand Naira, in my presence and witness by my brother and another bank teller, the GTBank staff cut of the strap on the bonded one thousand bundle and removed the wrapper on the first packet and placed them on the counting machine, the counting was short of ELEVEN PIECES and three others where equally short all amounting to TWENTY THOUSAND NAIRA, I quickly packed the whole stuff, including the wrapers, stripes, and even the plastic bag and turned back to Ondo town where the money was paid, after telling the officers my experience at the point of lodgement at the GB Bank in Akure, they insisted that there was nothing they would do about the case, I felt bad for I hate cheating, I will not do it and would not allowed my to be taking for any reason. After I had waited for over two hours and there was nothing they were ready to do to reinburse my shortage, I left the office with the whole Five Hundred and Thirty Thousand Niara left in on the BM table. I have given the best opportunity for the bank to correct their ineffectiveness and short comings, I am now ready to go the whole length and see that they pay for their misdoings. A word is enough for the wise, when I fight I fight with everything. INTERCONTINENTAL BANK BE READY FOR THE FIGHT OF A STRUGGLING CITIZEN WHO HAS NEVER SWINDLE ANYONE AND WOULD NOT ALLOWED ANYONE OR BODY TO ROBBED HIM OF HIS HARD EARN INCOME. THIS IS A FIGHT BETWEEN GOLIATH AND DAVID

Either creation or evolution, this world started one day. By bible account, the world is about Eight Thousand Years old, while science says it is about Four and a half billion years old. Without sentiment which one is more likely to win if there is vote without sentiments attached.

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If you are of the opinion that IBB is not worthy of our vote, click the link below, read the content and add your name to the list. God Bless Nigeria.
http://petition.ndlf-ng.org/

This the best goal ever score by an African (Ghanaian). This better than what Maradona did. What is your opinion
http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/sow_experts/post/The-latest-worst-miss-ever?urn=sow,236778

Tell me your cv and pictures and I will link you with beautiful, intelligent, and from a rich home virgin lady with a well paid job elmosinter@yahoo.com

A boy from a Christian home called his parents after several beating for being a liar, he said to his parents, daddy and mummy, why do you chastised me everyday for obeying the bible. I put into use the principle of God’s word, his parents were enraged, they said we will continue to chastised you until you change, the boy said, but it is in the bible that when we are WEAK we should say we are STRONG, his parents said, yes, when we are POOR we should say we are RICH, the parents said, yes, then the boy said what is wrong in me saying I was AWAKE when I was SLEEPING, I was OUTSIDE when I was INSIDE, I was FULL while I was HUNGRY, his father said, but you are not Jesus.

The speaker in the link, is the man behind what turn our day to day activities into a simpler thing. He is the FATHER OF INTERNET. The most celebrated Nigerian in the IT world today.

If you think well about the content of the link below you could be laughing to your bank for a very long time, listening, think and key yourself into his submission, become job creator.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=420918513153

One student, an Hausa guy, was doing well in his class work, and he would love flaunting his academic prowess at every given opportunity. One day he was on a bus, and sitting next to him was an Igbo guy, a student from another school, as usual he wanted to prove his intellectual capability, he asked the Igbo guy sitting next to him, if he would like to play a game with him, the Igbo guy did not responded, the Hausa guy did not relent, he went further on to explained to the Igbo guy what the games entails. He said I will ask you a question and if you missed it, you give me #50 and you too will ask me a question and if I missed it I will give #50, the Igbo guy still did not respond, the Hausa guy went further and said to him, ok lets do it this way, if I missed your question I will pay you #500 and if you missed mine just pay me #50, the Igbo guy looked at him and nodded his head in affirmative. He asked the Igbo guy who invented electric bulb, the Igbo guy did not hesitate, he reach for his pocket and brought out #50 bill hand it over to the Hausa guy and after having the fifty Naira bill in his hand, he said the inventor was Thomas Alva Edison. The Igbo guy then asked the Hausa guy who was the first Nigerian to enter an Airplane, the Hausa look betrayed, he was perturbed, he scan through the whole bus as if he could get answer from the space, so after about ten minutes, he dip his hand into his pocket and gave the Igbo guy #500, the Igbo guy collected the bill from him and looked away, after a while, the Hausa guy asked the Igbo guy what the answer was, the Igbo guy did not respond but dipped his hand into his pocket and brought #50 note and hand it over to the Hausa guy, at that point, the Igbo guy Phone rang, and he picked it and said to the person on the other side of the phone that he has been able to raised three hundred Naira he wanted, so he will not be taking the loan again

One sunny afternoon, an Hausa man was leading his flock to grace, a few of the animal strayed onto the highway, he went after it, and for the first time in his life, he was seen a nice tarred road, he stood and savoring the beauty of what was before him, suddenly a car ran into him and knocked him down, he fell down and lost consciousness, the occupant of the car took him in his car, to an hospital, meanwhile the Hausa has never before that time been to an hospital, two days after, he slowly regain his consciousness, and when he scan through the room he was, he was amazed, and smile to himself, not quite long a nurse enter the room, and ask the house man, his name since his name was not known, the Hausa man explained, he but I though Angel knows everything, well if you still want to know, when I was in the world they call me Abdullah, but now that I am in Heaven, you can call me any name, the nurse could not understand what the Hausa man was saying, still confused, the Hausa man asked again, when will I go and see Allah? And please tell Anabi Muhammad that I am here, Haba, angel they fine ooo. It was the last question that made the nurse to understand, she told the Hausa man that he is still alive and not in Heaven, but only in an hospital, after the nurse explanation the Hausa man was so angry, for he thought he had made heaven

I took my medication, and it escaped my mind to read the instruction on them. After a while, the label on the medication caught my attention, it reads (Shake the bottle before usage) I realized I didn’t do that while I gulp the content of the bottle, I instantly stood up jumping up and shaking my body. I guess what I did will still make the make the medication work

A Nigerian lost his luggage at JFK airport, and he reported same at the airline office, when he was asked for the content of the luggage, he said personal effect like cloths, and drug. He was asked to wait, while the officer pick-up his phone and dial a number within a few minutes two police men came in and the Nigerian was pointed to, he was handcuffed and whisked away, at the police station, the following conversations ensue between the Nigerian and the American Police

AMERICAN POLICE:-How do you come about the drug in your possession?
NIGERIAN MAN:- I was given.
AMERICAN POLICE:-Who gave it to you
NIGERIAN MAN:- my doctor
AMERICAN POLICE:- Your Doctor gave you the drug
NIGERIAN MAN:- Yes, I had malaria and my doctor placed me of Chloroquine and Paracetamol, Piriton and some blood tonic
AMERICAN POLICE:- That is medicine, your medication but the drug, Is that what you declared that you have in your luggage?
NIGERIAN MAN:- Yes is it a crime, to have my Drug in my bag?
AMERICAN POLICE:- Am sorry, your arrest was effected because you claimed you have DRUG in your luggage, but now I understand, that you refer to your medication as drug, here in America we call it MEDICATION and we refer to NARCOTIC substances as DRUG. You are hereby released, but mind your Word when you talk while you are in America.
NIGERIAN MAN:- So word we use in Nigeria means another thing in America, this America na waoo

Can you believe this, I crossed the express about sixteen lanes, for there is no pedestrian bridge here I have never seen one for real! While I was crossing everyone passing by stopped and they were looking at me, I never bother about them, when I got to the other side of the express, one guy just walked to me and asked me a question, I keep on saying pardon, for over ten times he repeated himself, what I heard him asking sound like do you come (TO DAY I), which I interpreted to be “do you come here to day” and I said to him “no I came here (YES TA DAI), He keep on repeating the same thing until a guy who understand him better explained to me that what he was asking was Do you come here to DIE, I laughed, so all these while he has been pronouncing DIE and DAY I, all these oyinbo need to go for Oral English class.

This is my first time in obodo oyinbo, my cousin and I went out on the a train, we desire to be prudent with the cash we had, we therefore resulted to Lapping each other on the train, and the checker got to us and the yeye oyinbo was shouting, you can do that shit right on the train, you get to go home to get yourself Bleep up! We told him, we were doing nothing but we were only lapping each other, we are cousins, the next guy sitting next to us said let them be I am gay too and am proud of it and he faced us and aren’t you proud of you being gay, we looked at him and said we are not Gay but cousins. Everyone person in the coach laughing at us. Are these people sensible, does lapping one another in a train translate to homosexuality on a train? At least we do it often in Molue and Danfo