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Politics / Re: Cross River Govt Rehabilitates Obudu Cattle Ranch by Elohe001: 6:34pm On Jun 20
EreluRoz:
I wish to visit obudu and have sex there with the lucky man(my husband), it's one of adventurous to-do list
BITCHES!!!!!!!!!! cool cool cool

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Politics / Re: Cross River Govt Rehabilitates Obudu Cattle Ranch by Elohe001: 6:33pm On Jun 20
EmmyMaestro:


Allow me to be that lucky man, lemme fulfill this advise beyond your wildest expectations
My Nigga cool cool cool
Politics / Re: Cross River Govt Rehabilitates Obudu Cattle Ranch by Elohe001: 6:30pm On Jun 20
OboOlora:
Does not make sense
It is still wayy cheaper to vacation in The Gambia than to vacation in most resorts in Nigeria.
Why would I waste money to stay in a resort in Nigeria with those dirty Epe water than to watch Indian ocean in Zanzibar while I am being smashed to the waves from the oceans cheesy
BITCHESSSS!!!!!!!¡!!!!! undecided
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Elohe001: 6:15pm On Jun 20
https://www.google.com/url?q=https://soccernet.ng/2024/06/michael-folorunsho-nigerias-afcon-reject-fulfills-euro-2024-dreams-with-italy.html&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwj27ZH_0uqGAxUfgf0HHUu0CFcQFnoECAsQAg&usg=AOvVaw1kYpxFWqpDU6M1sfsCZj Jpes Jones 4 this guy....I just dey watch him clips for YouTube finish.... Guy for be our Bellingham... Complete midfielder Nigeria just reject... Check out those goals against Roma and juve. And him all action play like osmhen
Education / Re: 114 Oldest Secondary Schools In Nigeria. Is Your School Among. by Elohe001: 4:52pm On Jun 10
In spe gloriae dae Hope waddell for ever more

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Netanyahu Blasts Biden Admin For Rejecting GOP Effort To Sanction ICC by Elohe001: 12:14am On Jun 07
From the rivers to the seas, Jesus Christ is King
Politics / Re: Rafah: Nigeria Condemns Isreal Over Death Of 45 Civillians In A Refugee Camp by Elohe001: 12:11am On Jun 07
From the river to the seas, Jesus Christ is King
Politics / Re: Cross River Demolishes Historic Monolith, Replaces It With Statue Of Jesus by Elohe001: 12:03am On Jun 07
From the river to the seas, Jesus Christ is King
Foreign Affairs / Re: No Gaza Ceasefire Until Israel War Aims Achieved, Netanyahu Says by Elohe001: 11:54pm On Jun 06
From the river to the seas, Jesus Christ is King

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Protesters Tell Israeli PM Netanyahu To Approve US Ceasefire Deal, Release Hosta by Elohe001: 11:45pm On Jun 06
From the river to the seas, Jesus Christ is King
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran's Supreme Leader Says Israel Headed For 'destruction' ( Video) by Elohe001: 11:43pm On Jun 06
From the river to the seas, Jesus Christ is King

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Tells Citizens To Leave Maldives After Island's Government Bans Nationals by Elohe001: 11:42pm On Jun 06
From the river to the seas, Jesus Christ is King
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Airstrikes Near Syria’s Aleppo Kills Iranian Adviser by Elohe001: 11:38pm On Jun 06
From the river to the seas, Jesus Christ is King
Foreign Affairs / Re: France Bans Israeli Firms From Europe’s Biggest Defense Show by Elohe001: 11:34pm On Jun 06
From the river to the seas, Jesus Christ is King
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Strike On UN Shelter In Gaza Kills At Least 27 by Elohe001: 11:30pm On Jun 06
From the river to the seas, Jesus Christ is King
Foreign Affairs / Re: Spain To Join South Africa’s Genocide Case Against Israel by Elohe001: 11:23pm On Jun 06
From the river to the seas, Jesus Christ is King
Properties / Re: As A Tenant, Share Some Rules Your Landlord Made For The House.(pics) by Elohe001: 10:28am On May 21
Sheuns:
At first when I got the apartment, my landlady said she only wanted to rent it out to a married couple but after a while she agreed, she put up normal rules and stuff as most landlords do and I had no issues because I wasn’t living in right away.

Fast forward to almost 2 years there she has adopted me as one of her children. All her children are abroad. When I’m home, I go to her flat to gist, most times she invites me. If she doesn’t see me, she calls to check up on me.

She has literally become my mother. She is a disciplined woman being a retired soldier, but I can tell she really likes me. She always compared me to one of her sons (her favorite I guess).

I was just patient with her from the onset and never was I rude to her once.

Note: I am still not married and she doesn’t even ask when I’m getting married.
I've always heard people say "don't live in the same compound with your landlord or landlady" I thought it was a joke till I moved into one.

Once it's 4pm, closing hour and I remember I'll be going back to the compound, my mind skips. Its as if one is married to a troublesome wife. Nothing I've not seen here. She moves into my space when I've left for work, damages my burglary locks at intervals and claims its rain that spoilt it, no privacy, monitors my calls, places fetish things on my door post, determines when my tv will be on or off by maneuvering my current, all manner of things I've never seen in my life.

The worst is, she is a widow and during my early times as a new tenant, she always brings up erotic talk and demanding for money. Since I refused to give her any, its been hell all through, but I will move out whether the devil likes it or not...he own case go soon be like this one if you no Bleep dt bitch come become indirect landlord... Dey play
Properties / Re: As A Tenant, Share Some Rules Your Landlord Made For The House.(pics) by Elohe001: 10:20am On May 21
Sheuns:
At first when I got the apartment, my landlady said she only wanted to rent it out to a married couple but after a while she agreed, she put up normal rules and stuff as most landlords do and I had no issues because I wasn’t living in right away.

Fast forward to almost 2 years there she has adopted me as one of her children. All her children are abroad. When I’m home, I go to her flat to gist, most times she invites me. If she doesn’t see me, she calls to check up on me.

She has literally become my mother. She is a disciplined woman being a retired soldier, but I can tell she really likes me. She always compared me to one of her sons (her favorite I guess).

I was just patient with her from the onset and never was I rude to her once.
She want make you Bleep am......if another Sharp nigga Bleep am,she go show you say old solja no dey die
Note: I am still not married and she doesn’t even ask when I’m getting married.
Travel / Re: Why Women Leave Their Husbands Abroad After They Both Japa by Elohe001: 3:15pm On Dec 13, 2023
Cuz their laws favour all bitches and hoes ova em pussyass gees... that's the loophole the bitches use and manipulate em pussyass gees..E O D
Travel / Re: Why Women Leave Their Husbands Abroad After They Both Japa by Elohe001: 3:14pm On Dec 13, 2023
Cuz their laws favour the bitches and hoes ova em pussyass gees... that's the loophole the bitches use and manipulate em pussyass gees..E O D

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Travel / Re: 11 Reasons Why You Must Japa From Nigeria by Elohe001: 6:14pm On Dec 12, 2023
malali:
1. For a bright future for you and your family, Japa is the only option you have. Future in Nigeria is looking bleak and cloudy at the moment, Japa now when you can.
Try to JAPA, maximum by 25 years of age, Relearning the whole system, is not as easy as you think. If not you will just be. a glorified slave paying taxes and watching people with means oppress you.

2. If you want to live a quality life, give sound education to your kids, have access to comprehensive health care and top-notch life security, Nigeria cannot offer you all these, you can only have access to all these when you Japa
Schools have levels, if your child can go to the top tier universities in Naija and do very well, He/She is still better than attending a community college here and saddled with huge loans only to end up working a minimum wage job. There are Americans working minimum wage jobs talkless of a Japa like you.

3. I am yet to see anybody that Japa from Nigeria and still remain poor. Poverty is only in Nigeria, once you leave Nigeria, you have bid farewell to Poverty for life. Confirm from all the people that have Japa, all of them are living in prosperity as i type this. Prosperity have levels, You buy a house on a loan, if you buy a $300k house now at 8% you will end up paying 1 million dollars by the time you finish paying. If you buy a $50k house in naija...you pay only $50k....So your prosperity abroad is actually paying the bank $700k in interests just to flex as a homeowner. Then when you are done paying after 30 years. You owe huge real estate taxes and home owners insurance. So much money you cant afford it in retirement. You will eventually be forced to sell the property.

4. Immediately you leave Nigeria, all life and spiritual problems are over, that's why you see that when many people japa from Nigeria, they don't go to church and mosque again, simply because they have no reason to. The Government in their new country of residence have provided everything they needed, so no need to disturb God again. Life problems and Spiritual problems are only in Nigeria, they can't be found elsewhere.
There were no spiritual problems from the beginning, all problems in Naija are man made.

5. Prosperity in Nigeria is by luck, not by hardwork, but elsewhere apart from Nigeria, if you are hardworking, you will surely reap the fruit of your hard work.
Not true, Prosperity is still hardwork and being smart, you have to learn to solve a problem, everybody else is ignoring. Nigerians are ready to wash toilet, drive taxis and wipe nyash in USA, but will never do it in Nigeria. They are busy looking for white collared jobs and government contracts

6. To Japa from Nigeria can be likened to going to paradise, As a Nigerian, Japa to us is our own paradise on earth, wouldn't you like to go to paradise?
This is not true, a lot of people suffer more abroad, dont let social media fool you. People work like slaves, they never enjoy the freedom back home.

7. Japa is what is Trending now, wouldn't you want to be a part of the new trend? Or you prefer to die inside trenches?
Before they came in ship, to badagry to capture slaves, now the slavery has been given a new name called "japa"..They use social media to entice Nigerians and then force them to slavery with jobs that pay $3000/ month meanwhile a decent 2 bedroom is atleast $2500/ month, Bills, food, phone, insurance, car, petrol, and other basic amenities, which you have to pay cost another $2000 per month. So if you salary is $2500 and your basic cost of living is $4500. where is the paradise ?? Unless you sleep on a bunk bed with a total stranger and pay $500 dollars a month in rent. Dont fall under the Japa pressure....Nothing dey here !!!

8. All your mates have all Japa, if you don't Japa like your mates too, Automatically you will be labelled a failure. Look around, how many of your school mates and childhood friends are still in Nigeria? All of them have all left and they are all enjoying themselves in their new country of residence.
Not true, If you dont have a plan, you will be worse when you get here. Make sure you come with a desired skill, Even Olosho doesnt sell here, because by the time you suffer to get your money, you will never give anyone for free.

9. Living anywhere else apart from Nigeria is better. Yes, you heard me right, When you are ready to Japa, ignore all those people saying "do your due diligence" doing due diligence is asking for too much. Anywhere you land yourself, even with your N500,000 savings, is a better place to live than Nigeria.
Not true, dont be deceived, if you have traveled abroad, you know this is not true, the bills here can kill you....if you lose your job for 2 months, you will spend all your life savings and be back to square 1, this is very common in immigrants communties, some people live for 15 years and still dont have $5000 total savings.

10. I don't think we still have up to 5 million people left in Nigeria, everybody don japa, do you want to be the only person left in Nigeria when the remaining people Japa?
There are Nigerians living as destitutes in America, dont be fooled.

11. When you Japa from Nigeria, you have Automatically add 30 years to your lifespan, mortality rate is high in Nigeria for obvious reasons, but elsewhere apart from Nigeria, life expectancy is very high.
Not true, Nigerians eat organic food, even the poor people, A lot of Americans eat processed GMO food, which is not good for your health, A lot of African Americans have diabetes and high blood pressure, a lot of them have no health insurance, because the jobs that dont give you health insurance pays 1 or 2 dollars more. Lack of exercise and sedentary lifestyle in the winter 4 months every year leads to a lot of bad health


[b]DO NOT JAPA BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE JAPA-ING.
JAPA ONLY IF YOU HAVE A SOLID PLAN.
PLAN-LESS JAPA CAN RESULT IN YOUR EARLY DEATH.
YES A FEW PEOPLE ARE SUCCESSFUL, BUT GUESS WHAT......A FEW PEOPLE ARE SUCCESSFUL IN NIGERIA AS WELL.
THERE IS A REASON THE TOP 100 RICHEST NIGERIANS DID NOT MAKE THEIR MONEY FROM JAPA.
IF JAPA MADE PEOPLE RICH AND SO COMFORTABLE, NAME A FEW NIGERIANS THAT MADE THEIR WEALTH FROM JAPA ??
JAPA IS WELL PACKAGED SLAVERY. EVEN THE SLAVE IS NOT AWARE, BUT THE SLAVE-MASTER KEEPS USING SOCIAL MEDIA AS BAIT.
ASK YOURSELF, WHY ARE THERE POOR AMERICANS, WHY ARE THERE HOMELESS AMERICANS.
HAVE YOU EVER GONE TO WORK FOR 16 HOURS A DAY, STANDING ON YOUR 2 FEET. MOST PEOPLE HERE DO KNEE REPLACEMENT AND HIP REPLACEMENT FOR A REASON.
ONE DOLLAR IS 1000 NAIRA, BUT DONT FORGET, THE CHEAPEST MCDONALD FOOD IS $13....YOU WILL HAVE TO EARN $21, PAY $7 TAX AND BE LEFT WITH $13 TO AFFORD A MEAL. AFTER PAYING TAX FROM YOUR SALARY, EVERYTHING YOU BUY IS ALSO TAXED.
IF YOU WANT TO LIVE AS A DECENT HUMAN BEING IN USA, YOU NEED $10000 AFTER TAX, THATS GROSS OF $15000 FOR A FAMILY OF 4. THAT IS ACHIEVABLE WITH 3 FULL-TIME JOBS. MEANING ONE OF THE COUPLE HAS TO WORK 2 JOBS. THIS SETS YOUR FAMILY UP FOR DIVORCE.
TELL ME ONE PERSON WHO JAPA FOR 20 YEARS AND CAME BACK TO SET UP A VERY SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS ANYWHERE IN NIGERIA.
JAPA NA OYINBO FORMAT......ALL THAT YAHOO YAHOO MONEY YOUR BROTHERS HAVE CHOPPED, YOU WILL PAY IT BACK TO THEM IN TAXES !!
I WAN JAPA,I WAN JAPA........DEY PLAY.
NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT SHOULD START ENLIGHTENING ITS CITIZENS BY MEANS OF NATIONAL ORIENTATION ON THE HAZARDS OF JAPA !!
THE SAPA ABROAD IS MORE MENTAL THAN PHYSICAL.[/b]
Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts Businessman With Large Consignments Of Cocaine At Enugu Airport by Elohe001: 8:42pm On Dec 10, 2023
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yarimo:
The Businessmen are, AUGUSTINE EMEKA, CHIEMENAN AKISOBA , NNABUIKE CHRISTIAN and AMBROSE OYNEWADAN undecided undecided
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Elohe001: 8:57pm On Nov 18, 2023
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Abusule007:
Every country now believes they can win us with Uzoho in post for the eagles.

Uzoho is a confidence booster for our opponents.

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