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Christianity EtcRe: Reinhard Bonnke To Host Nigeria Gospel Crusade by ELPablochapo: 11:54am On Feb 19, 2017
buygala:
Spiritual physician heal thyself sad


After 'raising the dead' and 'curing all manners of sicknesses and diseases', how come thou art afflicted thus and cannot make thyself whole? huh


When we tell people that religion is a scam, they call us "heathen" and "men of little faith" .... undecided

I can imagine the mocking smirk on the faces of doctors treating him.....they will be like....

"After every every, you still waka come meet us undecided
Bro, you need help very fast, you are on self destructive mode.
BusinessRe: Rolls-royce Loses $5.7bn To Corruption In Nigeria And Other Countries by ELPablochapo: 11:39am On Feb 19, 2017
mehn, this what integrity is all about. If lost, you loose fortune.

Rolls-Royce payind heavy bills to protect it name, it worth it
RomanceRe: Wedding Photos Of The Young Nigerian Guy And His Older American Wife by ELPablochapo: 9:27am On Feb 18, 2017
Backinfront:
This is what I am saying. No self respect. No pride, no dignity. There goes another man who thinks very low of himself, he has thrown himself to the only hook beckoning for him.

He can't work like other men. He can't use his brains, he needs the breast( a sagged one) for upliftment. This is his labour but there is no dignity in it.

Talk of effeminate men. Spits.

There are his lazy brothers urging him on.
Shut up kid, we all have different views about life .

Dont you think he is fulfilling his destiny? If that's what will make him happy so be it.
PoliticsRe: Revenue Generation: FG May Revise Restriction On 41 Items by ELPablochapo: 1:48pm On Feb 17, 2017
sarrki:
A step forward 10 backwards
Recession na the real anti cerebral mal faction re-setter, hope you feeling fine now?

Sorry oh, you will start thinking normal now. tongue tongue tongue grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ben Murray-Bruce shares Nigeria's Unfortunate Reality Of "Change" by ELPablochapo:
Buhari has finished this country,

What amazes me is that a right thinking person still stands with buhari; May the persons life and business be like
buhari govt., sarki say A big amen to this.

They say it was caused by 16 years PDP misrule / GEJ govt., then I ask who caused 1984 recession during buhari regime as a military head of state huhhuhhuh

Buhari is very dull in thinking. He is a revengeful fulani bloody thisty bigot .

I spit on this govt.
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: 2face, Tekno, Adekunle Gold, Others At Eargasm Concert by ELPablochapo: 4:34pm On Feb 13, 2017
2face, 2face 2face how has thine ruin your repute? Truth be told,lately, anytime i see 2face i see lily livered celebrity .
I still find it difficult to believe that my number 1 musician is a c.............ward, yes he is.

Anything APC get in contact with becomes devalued immediately , if i lie ask our economy, 2face and power sector.
PoliticsRe: Kenneth Bitrus Yakubu, The Custodian Of Yakubu Andrew's $9.8million by ELPablochapo: 12:51pm On Feb 13, 2017
This guy na mugu, dont ask me how or why
PoliticsRe: Some #istandwithbuhari Supporters Were Promised #1000 To Show Up - TVC by ELPablochapo: 4:52pm On Feb 06, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
Buhari wasn't president when factories in Ikeja began browning off and selling their facilities to churches.


He wan't here when 80% of SME died away and the rest went on life support.

Buhari wasn't president when landlords were being watched charging rent in US dollars and stores were selling in hard currency.


Buhari wasn't president when wheat farming collapsed and Cote d'Ivore overtook us in Cocoa production.

Buhari didn't destroy Iwopin paper mill or ALSCON in Ikot-Abasi, a single factory that at a point brought in 30% equivalent of what we got from oil.

Buhari didn't take us from net exporter of oil palm products to lazy importers of the same.


Buhari didn't make us importers of petrol and diesel nor is he responsible for killing of the textile industry.

He didn't destroy our forest resources or ran down power stations like Egbin until only three out of twelve turbines work.

People shout policy but there is no policy that can transform a 'post-war' economic environment with the snap of the finger and government should just tell the people that this thing is what it is.

Government also has to water down expectations on oil prices ever rising above 55 dollars because it is just not possible in the age of Shale and renewables.

This nation is cornered and it has no choice than to reform it's lifestyles and go back to work.

It has to reform it's justice system such that it can jail it's thieves and reward those who do things right. We are refusing to allow hardship nudge us in the right direction but prefer to explain our woes as a personal failure of Buhari to draft policy from sheer air.

They were trampling people to death on job queues before he came on board.

Where are your farms to save you from food importation or your refineries to save you from seeking dollars to import fuel?

Where are your schools to educate your children without sending them to foreign universities when you can afford it?

He isn't two years in control yet and I believe he deserves a little more understanding given the gradients of the point where he took over.


Buhari met all these things that way, plus a devastating war that devoured the nation from a region and we have the choice of working with him to restore and rebuild the country or allow ourselves to get us into false sentiments, take advantage of us to return us to the years of the locust.
Prove to us that you very reasonable person by answering this little puzzle.

According past present and future history , what is the name of a president synonymous with recession
1. IBB
2. GEJ
3. BUHARI
4. OBJ
NB
Even though there is anything like future history, Buhari will still recess us there.
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie Announces 2face's Cancellation Of Protest (Pic) by ELPablochapo: 3:48pm On Feb 06, 2017
Gwan2:
Na person u be?......ain't wasting time with maggots
Product of rotten kitten, smell out fagg0t
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie Announces 2face's Cancellation Of Protest (Pic) by ELPablochapo: 6:24pm On Feb 05, 2017
Gwan2:
Shut up!.....She campaigned for him which was her right, exercised her franchise believing in his policy to take Nigeria a step further, had the capacity to admit his policy not going as she was made to believe and all u can type is the trash above?......U need mental rehap undecided
ANU OHIA Your papa shud shut up? Evidence of born throw-away
CrimeRe: Police Van Drives Past A Hit & Run Accident Victim In Lagos, Tuface Defended by ELPablochapo: 2:26pm On Feb 05, 2017
Tuface just chicken out, enough of this double face
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie Announces 2face's Cancellation Of Protest (Pic) by ELPablochapo: 2:23pm On Feb 05, 2017
Beremx:
If indeed i did, i would still be a die hard Buhari supporter till today. It's high time you and your likes stopped pestering my mentions and reminding me how i campaigned for Buhari.
No way, because your support for him was second to none. In fact your likes should be arrested by the good people of this country for being one of the brains behind this mess.
PoliticsRe: 2face Planned Protest: People Have The Right To Protest - Osinbajo's Office by ELPablochapo: 1:32pm On Feb 03, 2017
I think the tyrant is missing in action already, naso e dey start.
EducationRe: Pupils Eating Free Meals In Class In Ota (Pictured) by ELPablochapo: 1:19pm On Feb 03, 2017
What sort of rubbish is that, it looks awful not pleasing to the eyes.

APC and lies are like twins , make una check very well if that no b pupil's birthday or other kind of celebration.
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Arrested With Weapons In Kaduna By Police (Photos) by ELPablochapo: 11:49am On Feb 02, 2017
Staged

We know better
CelebritiesRe: Shan George Kisses Kevin Ikeduba On Set Of 'Gboko Boy' (Pictured) by ELPablochapo: 5:25pm On Feb 01, 2017
Left overs! May you never chin-chun left overs.
PoliticsRe: "I Stand With Buhari" Protest To Hold Alongside 2face's Protest by ELPablochapo: 5:20pm On Feb 01, 2017
Cheap propaganda, try again later. Continue in your chains
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Ambush Kills A Policeman, Injures Another In Borno by ELPablochapo: 12:45pm On Feb 01, 2017
Rumour has it that if you want to scare the living day light out of buhari just shout "FAYO" complete it......... grin grin grin
TravelRe: Truck Falls At Otedola Bridge Inward Berger, Lagos by ELPablochapo: 12:42pm On Feb 01, 2017
Rumour has it that if you want to scare the living day light out of buhari just shout "FAYO" complete it.............. grin grin grin
Car TalkRe: Innoson Utility Vehicle Spotted On Military Patrol In The Northeast. by ELPablochapo: 12:24pm On Feb 01, 2017
Rumour has it that if you want to scare the living day light out of buhari just shout "FAYO" complete it, grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Southern Kaduna Crisis: El-Rufai Vows To Prosecute False News Mongers by ELPablochapo: 9:22pm On Jan 31, 2017
BUHARIISCURSED:
Is this sarrki cheesy
Oh boy recession the reset button for Zombies, e dey don reach am small small
PoliticsRe: Southern Kaduna Crisis: El-Rufai Vows To Prosecute False News Mongers by ELPablochapo: 9:17pm On Jan 31, 2017
Olodo, just look at this C in C of fake news and propaganda in GEJ era spewing bullsh1st?

Mehn, it seems this guy needs help or medical attention . Its too early to have forgotten your role in the past administration .
RomanceRe: I'm 36 Not Sure If I Love My Fiancee And I Don't Want To Cheat On My Wife. by ELPablochapo: 9:09pm On Jan 31, 2017
This guy na john oh. Since you dont know what you want how do you expect us to know either, except there prophets in the house.

You need to know exactly what you want in marriage, marriage is far beyond physical attraction but its one of the features to look out for.

Many wise men ignore this feature because its not constant. There are so many other inherent features that endure longer, be wise, be guided.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pls Help, Am Begining To Regret Ever Giving Out 6yrs Of My Life To Education by ELPablochapo: 8:28pm On Jan 31, 2017
TheBatman:
why don't you mention these many many opportunities you speak of.
Ok, let me give you a hint. But wait thats an idea and mine is money. I dont think you expect me to drop it here without even a plea? It will look so common bro but trust me , its the real deal.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pls Help, Am Begining To Regret Ever Giving Out 6yrs Of My Life To Education by ELPablochapo: 2:53pm On Jan 31, 2017
enshi:
Brother Pls dont be too quick to hate and or conclude..
The truth is out of my frustration and idleness i tried out alot of options... I was only truthful by saying it here... My many tried options have led to my many aquired knoledge and lessons... If i havent ventured into i wont have known the nitty gritty of it... Thanks to my trial..
Well in as much as its a crime oriented hustle, many are pushed to it as last resort.. You and i are just the Lucky and priviledged few.. Therefore until you have been in my conditions, worn my shoes, seën my struggle, and have my dreams dont be too hasty in condemning me..

Thanks for taking your time to go through my thread but you very well shouldnt have judged me in respect for other with the phrase "NO SANE PERSON"
Is either you are scared of the unknown or you are simply lazy.
Imagine a computer guru complaining in this our computer age? Guy are you sure you are computer literate?
There are so many ,i mean many opportunities for computer know-hows and you are here wailing.

This what happens when you are good in cramming work just to pass exam.
CrimeRe: Hausa Trader Kills Yoruba Driver Over N30 In Lagos by ELPablochapo: 1:36pm On Jan 31, 2017
Mehn Afonjas are real hypocrite, just imagine Bisola act in BBnaija? The moment she noticed change of power, she immediately turned against her former boss (Cocoice).

Watch the Game, Learn from it. Human beings are snakes but afonjas are second to none
LiteratureRe: Buchi Emecheta, Exit Of A Rock Of Feminism by ELPablochapo: 7:02am On Jan 29, 2017
uwa
Foreign AffairsRe: ACLU Wins Legal Challenge Against Immigration Ban by ELPablochapo: 6:55am On Jan 29, 2017
Muslims should be banned simple. They have no peace at all.

And to the CAN, its time to rise up to present challenge or remain irrelevant for ever.
Hellufi DSS cannot continue to harass Apostle John sule man for no just cause.

Its now or never
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija: Lai Mohammed Directs NBC To Investigate Location Controversy by ELPablochapo: 4:11pm On Jan 24, 2017
uwa
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dear Jobseekers, What's Your Pain And How Can You Be Helped? by ELPablochapo: 1:54pm On Jan 20, 2017
The bitter truth to you all is that there is no open jobs unless by God's factor or connection and the ratio is 3:3000000
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dear Jobseekers, What's Your Pain And How Can You Be Helped? by ELPablochapo: 1:51pm On Jan 20, 2017
Ileriahur:
Good day everyone, i graduated with B.Sc in Psychology in 2010, i completed my NYSC since 2012, had experience working as a volunteer for NGOs here in Abuja but presently seeking for job. i have gone for interviews and tests too the notable ones are as follows:

2014: Pharmaceutical Council of Nigeria: Got to the interview stage but was dropped due to politics according to their staffs (minister and senator candidates were eventually given the slots)

2015: Central Bank of Nigeria: Got to the interview stage but have not heard anything from them till now after sending series of e-mails to know my status.

so many other private firms too but nothing. Have applied to the Armed forces too no headway, tried the Police too age knocked me out despite having a correct source.

I wont mind working in an NGO and paramilitary organization. 08079934689 ikunikayo@yahoo.com Thanks.
Bros, you must not be an employee. Try being an employer via an entrepreneur level or Alaba tings (Since 2012?)

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