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Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Challenges Aishat Buhari For A Debate by Elslim: 7:21pm On Jan 20, 2015
Hahahahah..... o boi. ma belle o. Chai


Wahala de
Politics › Re: Buhari Reveals Why He Is Not Attacking Jonathan's Personality by Elslim: 5:33pm On Jan 20, 2015
Dats maturity at its peak!


Sai Buhari
Politics › Re: Presidential Debate FEBUHARI 5 - Buhari, GEJ Faceoff by Elslim: 4:22pm On Jan 20, 2015
Waiting.... Jona go dodge as usuall... just wait n Cee
TV/Movies › Re: Funny Cartoon Quotes by Elslim: 11:33pm On Jan 19, 2015
Big ups!
Politics › Re: ‘jonathan Handlers Have Accepted Defeat In Kano’ by Elslim: 11:16pm On Jan 19, 2015
[quote author=killuminati post=29947398]Mr man, who are you?[/quote
WHO wants to knowhuh
Christianity Etc › Re: if jesus died facing firing squad, what would v been the symbol of christianity? by Elslim: 10:18pm On Jan 19, 2015
xreal:
seriously, we need change in nigeria.

gej brought nothing but joblessness.
Hahaha... na so ooo
Nairaland General › Re: My Experience At The Petrol Station by Elslim: 9:58pm On Jan 19, 2015
Just same way to lied to us dat Cement is now N1000... Buh in reality is still sells for far more than dat.


Sai Buhari
Politics › Re: ‘jonathan Handlers Have Accepted Defeat In Kano’ by Elslim: 9:55pm On Jan 19, 2015
Kano is a PDP no go area... gbam
Politics › Re: Pdp Sokoto Rally by Elslim: 2:10pm On Jan 19, 2015
Lol.. Mayb ur TV na APC member
Politics › Re: Sokoto Electorates Shouting "Sai Buhari" In Gej's Campaign by Elslim: 2:09pm On Jan 19, 2015
YEPa... NEPA don off light as usual... dem no allow us watch oo.. pls we need uTupe link ooo
Health › Re: 10 Very Common Habits That Might Damage Your Kidney by Elslim: 11:47am On Jan 19, 2015
Noted!
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Supporter, Clark, Attacks PDP National Chairman; Adamu Mu’azu by Elslim: 11:31am On Jan 19, 2015
Mu'azzu d genius. I Cee u!






Sai buhari
Politics › Re: Nigerians Rejects Jonathan, Attacks Fani-kayode On Facebook (pics)- Cramjones by Elslim: 7:23am On Jan 19, 2015
CHAAAAAAAAAAAGE


FFK is a political ashawo, we all know dat
Politics › Re: Deceit, The Foundation Of Our Government. by Elslim: 7:20am On Jan 19, 2015
Clueless govt.
Febuhari 14 is near sha
Politics › Re: Sahara Reporters: Jonathan, Alison-madueke, Okonjo-iweala Embezzles $50 Billion by Elslim: 4:07pm On Jan 18, 2015
Kirikiri calling....


Sai Buhari

Daz oll...
Nairaland General › Re: How To Know If You Are Insane (very Interesting) by Elslim: 3:29pm On Jan 18, 2015
If after 16yrs in power and Naira equals our country code +234 and u still want to vote for PDP again... den u need checkup!
Politics › Re: Pdp Members Can Use This Medium To Defect To APC. by Elslim: 1:57pm On Jan 18, 2015
Lol
Politics › Re: Obama-linked US Firm Behind APC Campaigns by Elslim: 1:54pm On Jan 18, 2015
PDP una no de shame ni?? most every thing b tied to APC?? In near future u guys will come n tell us dat God sef de support APC...
Jokes Etc › Re: Jonathan Has Failed by Elslim: 12:16am On Jan 18, 2015
..When last did you have great sex?Not regular sex. Not run-of-the-mill sex. Not 'sarewagba' sex. I mean great sex. Sex that made your belly flip. Sex that made your eyes roll to the back of your head. Sex that made your toes curl. Sex that made you hear the Lord's trumpet. Sex that made your hair plait dada. It's been a while, right? But have you thought about the reason for the dearth of great sex in this country? You love him. He loves you. So why the hell aren't you guys having grade A sex?Before I tell you the reason, let me challenge you to have great sex with your man tonight. To do that you'll need a bowl of Icecream, whipped cream and a Jagged Edge cd.Put the cd in your cd player and let that cool, orgasm inducing music waft round the room. Get yourself in the mood. When he gets home, jump on him and tear off his shirt. Tie his hands to the bed with his tie.Then proceed to the kitchen to get the bowl of Icecream. Back to reality........Alas, all these can't happen because Nepa has taken light and there's no fuel in the generator. Jagged Edge won't play and your ice cream will melt. Heat will nearly kill you people and both of you will be cranky as hell. Then you remember :"But Jonathan promised us steady electricity when he was campaigning during the last elections o"Mtchewww. Jonathan.....denying Nigerians the opportunity to have great sex since 2011.Jonathan the sex killer.If that isn't a reason to vote him out, I don't know what is.=))
Politics › Re: GEJ VS BUHARI Nairaland Election Day by Elslim: 12:15am On Jan 18, 2015
..When last did you have great sex?Not regular sex. Not run-of-the-mill sex. Not 'sarewagba' sex. I mean great sex. Sex that made your belly flip. Sex that made your eyes roll to the back of your head. Sex that made your toes curl. Sex that made you hear the Lord's trumpet. Sex that made your hair plait dada. It's been a while, right? But have you thought about the reason for the dearth of great sex in this country? You love him. He loves you. So why the hell aren't you guys having grade A sex?Before I tell you the reason, let me challenge you to have great sex with your man tonight. To do that you'll need a bowl of Icecream, whipped cream and a Jagged Edge cd.Put the cd in your cd player and let that cool, orgasm inducing music waft round the room. Get yourself in the mood. When he gets home, jump on him and tear off his shirt. Tie his hands to the bed with his tie.Then proceed to the kitchen to get the bowl of Icecream. Back to reality........Alas, all these can't happen because Nepa has taken light and there's no fuel in the generator. Jagged Edge won't play and your ice cream will melt. Heat will nearly kill you people and both of you will be cranky as hell. Then you remember :"But Jonathan promised us steady electricity when he was campaigning during the last elections o"Mtchewww. Jonathan.....denying Nigerians the opportunity to have great sex since 2011.Jonathan the sex killer.If that isn't a reason to vote him out, I don't know what is.=))
Politics › Re: Does He Really Look Like President Jonathan? by Elslim: 11:20pm On Jan 17, 2015
GEJ come carry ur pikin abeg b4 ur people will start shouting dat APC cloned him
Politics › Re: Pictures: Extremely Massive Croud At APC Rally In JOS by Elslim: 11:13pm On Jan 17, 2015
Oboi... see people!! change change change!!! Dats all we want!
Politics › Re: What Is Your Definition Of Change? Vote Wisely Dont Be Deceived. by Elslim: 10:21pm On Jan 17, 2015
..When last did you have great sex?Not regular sex. Not run-of-the-mill sex. Not 'sarewagba' sex. I mean great sex. Sex that made your belly flip. Sex that made your eyes roll to the back of your head. Sex that made your toes curl. Sex that made you hear the Lord's trumpet. Sex that made your hair plait dada. It's been a while, right? But have you thought about the reason for the dearth of great sex in this country? You love him. He loves you. So why the hell aren't you guys having grade A sex?Before I tell you the reason, let me challenge you to have great sex with your man tonight. To do that you'll need a bowl of Icecream, whipped cream and a Jagged Edge cd.Put the cd in your cd player and let that cool, orgasm inducing music waft round the room. Get yourself in the mood. When he gets home, jump on him and tear off his shirt. Tie his hands to the bed with his tie.Then proceed to the kitchen to get the bowl of Icecream. Back to reality........Alas, all these can't happen because Nepa has taken light and there's no fuel in the generator. Jagged Edge won't play and your ice cream will melt. Heat will nearly kill you people and both of you will be cranky as hell. Then you remember :"But Jonathan promised us steady electricity when he was campaigning during the last elections o"Mtchewww. Jonathan.....denying Nigerians the opportunity to have great sex since 2011.Jonathan the sex killer.If that isn't a reason to vote him out, I don't know what is
Programming › Re: Patience Jonathan App Hits Google's Top 100 Free Games--Courtesy NAIRALAND (pic) by Elslim: 10:19pm On Jan 17, 2015
BB10..... waiting oooo
Politics › Re: Reasons GEJ Must Be Voted by Elslim: 8:40pm On Jan 17, 2015
..When last did you have great sex?Not regular sex. Not run-of-the-mill sex. Not 'sarewagba' sex. I mean great sex. Sex that made your belly flip. Sex that made your eyes roll to the back of your head. Sex that made your toes curl. Sex that made you hear the Lord's trumpet. Sex that made your hair plait dada. It's been a while, right? But have you thought about the reason for the dearth of great sex in this country? You love him. He loves you. So why the hell aren't you guys having grade A sex?Before I tell you the reason, let me challenge you to have great sex with your man tonight. To do that you'll need a bowl of Icecream, whipped cream and a Jagged Edge cd.Put the cd in your cd player and let that cool, orgasm inducing music waft round the room. Get yourself in the mood. When he gets home, jump on him and tear off his shirt. Tie his hands to the bed with his tie.Then proceed to the kitchen to get the bowl of Icecream. Back to reality........Alas, all these can't happen because Nepa has taken light and there's no fuel in the generator. Jagged Edge won't play and your ice cream will melt. Heat will nearly kill you people and both of you will be cranky as hell. Then you remember :"But Jonathan promised us steady electricity when he was campaigning during the last elections o"Mtchewww. Jonathan.....denying Nigerians the opportunity to have great sex since 2011.Jonathan the sex killer.If that isn't a reason to vote him out, I don't know what is.
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari: The North Should Hold Amaechi Responsible by Elslim: 8:00pm On Jan 17, 2015
Soo PDP no get any tangible thing for campaign again?? Na defamation of Xter dem come de do now... dia is God oo


Sai Buhari
Politics › Re: 2015: Will History Be Repeated In These Places? by Elslim: 12:00am On Jan 17, 2015
There is always a 1st time in Life for everything



Sai Buhari
Politics › Re: Chibok People Disappointed - Jonathan Fails To Mention Of Missing Girls In Borno by Elslim: 11:10pm On Jan 16, 2015
D disappointments just kip comin day in day out. We can't just continue like dis


Sai Buhari
Politics › Re: Types Of People You See On A Campaign Rally Ground. by Elslim: 10:55pm On Jan 16, 2015
PURE WATER SELLERS..M no need for further explanation nah
Politics › Re: Change VS Transformation by Elslim: 7:56pm On Jan 16, 2015
CHAAAAAAAAANGE

Daz ol!
Politics › Re: Nigerians: Your Take On Politicians Bribery, Will You Collect Or Not? by Elslim: 6:47pm On Jan 16, 2015
NNNaaa collect and chop! Buh vote for d right candidate Dazz ol!!



Sai Buhari

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