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Hahahahah..... o boi. ma belle o. Chai Wahala de |
Dats maturity at its peak! Sai Buhari |
Waiting.... Jona go dodge as usuall... just wait n Cee |
Big ups! |
[quote author=killuminati post=29947398]Mr man, who are you?[/quote WHO wants to know ![]() |
xreal:Hahaha... na so ooo |
Just same way to lied to us dat Cement is now N1000... Buh in reality is still sells for far more than dat. Sai Buhari |
Kano is a PDP no go area... gbam |
Lol.. Mayb ur TV na APC member |
YEPa... NEPA don off light as usual... dem no allow us watch oo.. pls we need uTupe link ooo |
Noted! |
Mu'azzu d genius. I Cee u! Sai buhari |
CHAAAAAAAAAAAGE FFK is a political ashawo, we all know dat |
Clueless govt. Febuhari 14 is near sha |
Kirikiri calling.... Sai Buhari Daz oll... |
If after 16yrs in power and Naira equals our country code +234 and u still want to vote for PDP again... den u need checkup! |
Lol |
PDP una no de shame ni?? most every thing b tied to APC?? In near future u guys will come n tell us dat God sef de support APC... |
..When last did you have great sex?Not regular sex. Not run-of-the-mill sex. Not 'sarewagba' sex. I mean great sex. Sex that made your belly flip. Sex that made your eyes roll to the back of your head. Sex that made your toes curl. Sex that made you hear the Lord's trumpet. Sex that made your hair plait dada. It's been a while, right? But have you thought about the reason for the dearth of great sex in this country? You love him. He loves you. So why the hell aren't you guys having grade A sex?Before I tell you the reason, let me challenge you to have great sex with your man tonight. To do that you'll need a bowl of Icecream, whipped cream and a Jagged Edge cd.Put the cd in your cd player and let that cool, orgasm inducing music waft round the room. Get yourself in the mood. When he gets home, jump on him and tear off his shirt. Tie his hands to the bed with his tie.Then proceed to the kitchen to get the bowl of Icecream. Back to reality........Alas, all these can't happen because Nepa has taken light and there's no fuel in the generator. Jagged Edge won't play and your ice cream will melt. Heat will nearly kill you people and both of you will be cranky as hell. Then you remember :"But Jonathan promised us steady electricity when he was campaigning during the last elections o"Mtchewww. Jonathan.....denying Nigerians the opportunity to have great sex since 2011.Jonathan the sex killer.If that isn't a reason to vote him out, I don't know what is.=)) |
..When last did you have great sex?Not regular sex. Not run-of-the-mill sex. Not 'sarewagba' sex. I mean great sex. Sex that made your belly flip. Sex that made your eyes roll to the back of your head. Sex that made your toes curl. Sex that made you hear the Lord's trumpet. Sex that made your hair plait dada. It's been a while, right? But have you thought about the reason for the dearth of great sex in this country? You love him. He loves you. So why the hell aren't you guys having grade A sex?Before I tell you the reason, let me challenge you to have great sex with your man tonight. To do that you'll need a bowl of Icecream, whipped cream and a Jagged Edge cd.Put the cd in your cd player and let that cool, orgasm inducing music waft round the room. Get yourself in the mood. When he gets home, jump on him and tear off his shirt. Tie his hands to the bed with his tie.Then proceed to the kitchen to get the bowl of Icecream. Back to reality........Alas, all these can't happen because Nepa has taken light and there's no fuel in the generator. Jagged Edge won't play and your ice cream will melt. Heat will nearly kill you people and both of you will be cranky as hell. Then you remember :"But Jonathan promised us steady electricity when he was campaigning during the last elections o"Mtchewww. Jonathan.....denying Nigerians the opportunity to have great sex since 2011.Jonathan the sex killer.If that isn't a reason to vote him out, I don't know what is.=)) |
GEJ come carry ur pikin abeg b4 ur people will start shouting dat APC cloned him |
Oboi... see people!! change change change!!! Dats all we want! |
..When last did you have great sex?Not regular sex. Not run-of-the-mill sex. Not 'sarewagba' sex. I mean great sex. Sex that made your belly flip. Sex that made your eyes roll to the back of your head. Sex that made your toes curl. Sex that made you hear the Lord's trumpet. Sex that made your hair plait dada. It's been a while, right? But have you thought about the reason for the dearth of great sex in this country? You love him. He loves you. So why the hell aren't you guys having grade A sex?Before I tell you the reason, let me challenge you to have great sex with your man tonight. To do that you'll need a bowl of Icecream, whipped cream and a Jagged Edge cd.Put the cd in your cd player and let that cool, orgasm inducing music waft round the room. Get yourself in the mood. When he gets home, jump on him and tear off his shirt. Tie his hands to the bed with his tie.Then proceed to the kitchen to get the bowl of Icecream. Back to reality........Alas, all these can't happen because Nepa has taken light and there's no fuel in the generator. Jagged Edge won't play and your ice cream will melt. Heat will nearly kill you people and both of you will be cranky as hell. Then you remember :"But Jonathan promised us steady electricity when he was campaigning during the last elections o"Mtchewww. Jonathan.....denying Nigerians the opportunity to have great sex since 2011.Jonathan the sex killer.If that isn't a reason to vote him out, I don't know what is |
BB10..... waiting oooo |
..When last did you have great sex?Not regular sex. Not run-of-the-mill sex. Not 'sarewagba' sex. I mean great sex. Sex that made your belly flip. Sex that made your eyes roll to the back of your head. Sex that made your toes curl. Sex that made you hear the Lord's trumpet. Sex that made your hair plait dada. It's been a while, right? But have you thought about the reason for the dearth of great sex in this country? You love him. He loves you. So why the hell aren't you guys having grade A sex?Before I tell you the reason, let me challenge you to have great sex with your man tonight. To do that you'll need a bowl of Icecream, whipped cream and a Jagged Edge cd.Put the cd in your cd player and let that cool, orgasm inducing music waft round the room. Get yourself in the mood. When he gets home, jump on him and tear off his shirt. Tie his hands to the bed with his tie.Then proceed to the kitchen to get the bowl of Icecream. Back to reality........Alas, all these can't happen because Nepa has taken light and there's no fuel in the generator. Jagged Edge won't play and your ice cream will melt. Heat will nearly kill you people and both of you will be cranky as hell. Then you remember :"But Jonathan promised us steady electricity when he was campaigning during the last elections o"Mtchewww. Jonathan.....denying Nigerians the opportunity to have great sex since 2011.Jonathan the sex killer.If that isn't a reason to vote him out, I don't know what is. |
Soo PDP no get any tangible thing for campaign again?? Na defamation of Xter dem come de do now... dia is God oo Sai Buhari |
There is always a 1st time in Life for everything Sai Buhari |
D disappointments just kip comin day in day out. We can't just continue like dis Sai Buhari |
PURE WATER SELLERS..M no need for further explanation nah |
CHAAAAAAAAANGE Daz ol! |
NNNaaa collect and chop! Buh vote for d right candidate Dazz ol!! Sai Buhari |
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