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Business › Re: Nigerians Cry Out As Hamster Kombat Disappoints by ElValiente(m): 5:18pm On Sep 27, 2024
CyrusVI:
cheesy

There are many ways to make it through Crypto but Nigerians wanna to become overnight billionaires by just tapping cheesy

Thats against the rule of Life. You wanna overtake businessmen of 10,20years by just tapping your screen. No be even by Spot and Future trading o



The IQ of an average Nigerian is 77, they arent that bright

My dying wish is to rule this country one day, I go too use una head cheesy
You'll ended up. Been. The king of dumb people. Thereby make you weak. And they'll override you in a jiffy by beating you down with experience. 😂
Politics › Re: BREAKING!!!! “We’re Not Igbos” – Ikwerre People Reject Southeast by ElValiente(m): 12:25pm On Sep 26, 2024
Ebonyi their brothers and sisters are fake igbos. Ewu igbos. Gambari igbos. But go far claiming everywhere as igboland. What do you expect from people dragging Isreal with God 😂
Romance › Re: Drop One Quote From This Man (photo) by ElValiente(m): 8:36pm On Sep 25, 2024
Baby. I Will buy you money grin
Fashion › Re: Fashion Or Madness by ElValiente(m): 8:25pm On Sep 25, 2024
Blackmoran:
go and plait your hair, and tattoo your self in open area, and see which cooperate organization will employ you.... There is always consequence with your appearance, and people perception about you....
People who make such decisions are artistic people or articians which in there line of occupation they are free to look and dress the way they like.. my brother is a animation artist so line of work
Until your system crashed. I worked with a top IT firm in Chile as a Nigerian... My boss plait hair, tattoos, dread. All banks and corporate companies in Southern American countries
and Caribbean don't joke with him. I enjoying working with him. He's happily married to a woman, with 4 kids 2 girls ND 2 boys. Great guy.
Politics › Re: NDLEA Arrests Ex-Convict For Importing Cocaine Worth ₦‎4.6 Billion by ElValiente(m): 5:56am On Sep 25, 2024
Mynd44:
He was arrested, charged and sentenced last year to pay fine.

He paid and hoped back into the game.

Hopefully, this time he won't be given that option
They took his passport yet he got another one.. Immigration flop.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kamala Harris To Oprah: Anyone Breaking Into My Home Is Getting Shot (Video) by ElValiente(m): 5:33pm On Sep 20, 2024
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
I support her. A headshot will be perfect for the intruder/invader
Aje
Foreign Affairs › Re: South African Deputy President Paul Mashatile Collapses During A Speech (Video) by ElValiente(m): 11:08am On Sep 15, 2024
Righteousness2:
Ordinary Heatwave and People are Collasping.

What will you do when you find yourself in the Lake of Fire, a place of Torment and pains forever and ever, Just because you rejected the Free Gift of Salvation that JESUS CHRIST has made available for all .

Ladies and Gentlemen, Do the Needful now that you can.
Dont play with your Soul.
Do it now that you Have the Opportunity.

Now is the time Accepted! The Next Moment is not Guaranteed!

The NEEDFUL is a Genuie relationship with the KING of Kings, JESUS CHRIST.
imaginary lake of fire. Oloriburuku somebody
Politics › Re: Pictures From Labour Party Campaign In Edo by ElValiente(m): 12:44pm On Sep 13, 2024
madridguy:
Let be serious for once cheesy Labour party should stop using passerby as campaign. It is obvious that is a market, to cap it all its a market day. They just passed through the market playing loud music.to gather peoples attention.

Let them use a primary school compound and let see if they will gather 100 people.
I be one of the passerby 😂 😂

Celebrities › Re: Patoranking’s Sister & Husband Killed By Gas Explosion Caused By Thunder by ElValiente(m): 8:37pm On Sep 12, 2024
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Village people were probably upset with their house warming so they sent thunder.
But since I was born, till now I have gotten young, I have never heard that thunder kills. Well, lightning does.

And I only know of two instances where people got struck by it.

The first was a couple who were electrocuted to death by lightning while making love on a metal bed in a house with faulty earth insulations.

The second instance was a lady who was struck by lightning while making up by the window during a rainstorm. The cadmium and lead in her brown powder conducted electricity from the lightning and left her with third degree burns.

She was lucky to survive, but suffers from Alopecia and can not grow any hair in her armpits or pubic region till this day because of it.

We must learn to take care of our lives and not take lots of things for granted so we don't end up blaming village people for everything.

Use qualified professionals when building your house.

It is penny-wise, pound-foolish to use Kazeem the auto electrician to wire your house because his price is cheaper.
Because Kazeem the auto electrician will still fight for extra plates of food during the funeral that his quack wiring caused.
Baba Werey is back. You go. Soon go back 😂
Culture › Re: Emir Sanusi Cries As He Recounts How A Sick Baby Died In His Mom's Arms Over $5 by ElValiente(m): 6:32pm On Sep 11, 2024
Chidexter:
1800. chai, quite painful
and now?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Gets Lavish Welcome Party In Mongolia, As He Arrives In Style (Photos) by ElValiente(m): 7:35am On Sep 04, 2024
Mongolia 🇲🇳.. The country of the GIANTS.
Investment › Re: Beware Of Moneytree Loan App by ElValiente(m): 2:15pm On Aug 08, 2024
They did the same to me today. Just now. I don't even need the money.. I sent them your nairaland topic link.. See crying 😢 😢 So sad on Cbn side. Shame. I may get a new phone with fake phone numbers and give them all. They will call and message wrong numbers tire. Awon werey. Nigerians are just too wicked.

Politics › Re: I Am Not Yoruba I Am Kogi: this Thing Is Everywhere. by ElValiente(m): 11:15pm On Aug 06, 2024
All these na Igbo doings. Ndi scatter and claim everywhere. Y'all dragging with people that are dragging Isreal with God 😂 😂.

I'm from Igbaruku Okeri. Yagba West local government. Kogi state. My father's clan is Oke idofin. My mother's clan is Oke Aro. Omo Yoruba Atata niwa. Our history started from Ile Ife. Abeg make una live ndi chest beater. To claim power over everyone they started claiming African Jews. 😂 😂
NYSC › Re: Dorcas Paul Ojong: Missing Corps Member In Anambra - Cross River Assembly Speaks by ElValiente(m): 10:10am On Jul 19, 2024
Anambra Nwoke Chai 😔 sad
Foreign Affairs › Re: See The Unusual Jobs Politicians In Ghana Have Started Doing For Their Election by ElValiente(m): 4:36pm On Jul 16, 2024
grin grin grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Picks JD Vance As His Running Mate by ElValiente(m): 12:28am On Jul 16, 2024
SatoshiX:
Goodbye Dems.
Goodbye Wokeism
Goodbye Satanism
Goodbye Illegal immigrants
Goodbye immorality. 👋
From werey wey dey hungry for Mbaise grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostolic Faith Church Chooses Olusola Adesope As General Superintendent by ElValiente(m): 3:56pm On Jul 15, 2024
tishbite42:
Nice one
This is the only church in the world that God chooses its leaders
The rest na politics, intrigues and manipulation dey throw up their leaders
Some sef na religious dynasty
God help us
angry tongue
Right. I was born there. But I left few years ago. Story for another day.
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s ADC Yusuf, Crowned King Of Ilemona In Kwara by ElValiente(m): 6:26pm On Jul 13, 2024
The town between Offa and Irra Town. Irra town is the hometown of legendary Rashid Yekini. Off boy speaking. Congratulations 🎊 🎁 sir.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Annual Defense Budget By Country (2024) Top 20 by ElValiente(m): 8:18pm On Jul 12, 2024
Fineman2:
https://www.globalfirepower.com/defense-spending-budget.php
Poland own shock me. What do they need all that big numbers for. Poland no need am now.
Family › Re: Sad Moment An Old Man Realised He Is Not The Father Of His 3 Kids (video) by ElValiente(m): 8:32pm On Jul 07, 2024
officialwdhtv:
PATERNITY FRAUD: Sad moment an old man realised he is not the father of his 3 kids shocked shocked shocked

He had been married to the lady for over 50years.

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayptr9CBB8c
My favorite part. I love your honor. I'll see you around. Find me a nice chick make i take enter body go grave. Man can still born. Man is the prize 🏆 😂
Business › Re: Beware: New Tomatoes Sellers Tricky Way To Sell Tomatoes (video) by ElValiente(m): 10:09am On Jun 26, 2024
Average Nigerians are naturally wicked. Smh 🤦‍♂️
Science/Technology › Re: Nvidia Becomes World's Most Valuable Company by ElValiente(m): 11:14am On Jun 19, 2024
obedience4:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cyrr40x0z2mo
IT still soaring high. IT AND AGRICULTURE. Still the future savior. Thank God I learn the two.
Politics › Re: Outrage In Benin As Akpata Supporters Abuse Oba For Correcting Him by ElValiente(m): 6:34pm On Jun 18, 2024
It's time for obidients to serve the King wotowoto. 😂 😂 😂
Politics › Re: Buhari: I’m Pleased Many Nigerians Have Gone Back To Farm by ElValiente(m): 4:38pm On Jun 16, 2024
Yes oo. I'm one of them. Crops and Livestocks. Thanks to Nairaland goons.
Politics › Re: Southwest Governors Adopt "Iṣẹ̀ Wà Fùń Ilẹ Wá" As Anthem (Video) by ElValiente(m): 7:49am On Jun 11, 2024
Ii prefer Ise Logun ishe.
Food › Re: 5 Silent Killer-foods Nigerians Love by ElValiente(m): 7:46am On Jun 11, 2024
Excess potassium yes
Education › Re: What Is That English Spelling That Doesn't Make Sense To You? by ElValiente(m): 7:43pm On Apr 30, 2024
Colonel
Lieutenant
Opaque
Owl
Etiquette
Linger
Travel › Re: "My Wife Walked Out Of This Accident Without A Single Scratch" by ElValiente(m): 11:47pm On Dec 05, 2023
Thank God and technology for your life. Any accident you can work away from is a good Landing.
Family › Re: Should I Have Collected The Bread From Her Mother? by ElValiente(m): 6:40pm On Nov 20, 2023
You took short cake biscuit 🍪 to your in laws to eat like a kid. They dash you bread u refused. Dey there dey play western mentality. This is Africa 🌍.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Fuel Finally Returns To Gaza After Israeli War Cabinet Decision by ElValiente(m): 1:32pm On Nov 18, 2023
Their werey leaders will use the fuel to fight war instead of using it for the right reasons. Isreal keep on the good work. grin
Sports › Re: People's Comments About Ighalo's Unfaithfulness To His Wife Left Me In Shock by ElValiente(m): 1:37pm On Nov 15, 2023
guobe:
The estranged wife of the footballer Odion Ighalo regarding his unfaithfulness to her that he even slept with a famous Big brother naija star broke the Internet today.

What really baffled me were comments from people with almost 99 percent in support of Odion Ighalo.

Alot of Nigerians will never take side against a Nigerian celebrity in sports,music or other ventures as the case may be.

It's now like a norm.

For example you come out and say Burna boy stop your weed smoking as you are influencing a lot of youths following you. The backlash you will receive for that stament may even make you deactivate your account.
It's terrible.
The last part. Will even come from people that don't smoke. In the name of "I Stan my fave" Rkelly issue can never happen here. Shame.

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