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CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Monaliza Chinda In 2012 Shoot Out by Elvin001: 5:14pm On Sep 09, 2012
Faith and Monaliza

RomancePls I Need Advise because I Am Confuse. by Elvin001(op): 11:15pm On Sep 06, 2012
Dia is dis girl frend of mine wish i loved so much. I am d 1 dt stood by her during her PRE ND 2 her ND1 although i only tak care of 70 % of her problem i hav don modan elot of sercrifices 4 her. Bt just of recent i lied 2 her dat i lost my job. Nw she has goten a new boy frnd secretly. Rit now i need advice becos i am confuse on what 2 do.
PhonesRe: Idesigner-best Mobile Phone Photo Editor (screenshots) by Elvin001(op): 7:30pm On Aug 31, 2012
Bayils: Cool' concept there.....if ўσu would mind me asking...what platform was τнαt android,iphone or Symbian...? Perhabs drop the link to download if u can!
Its Symbian S60v3
PhonesIdesigner-best Mobile Phone Photo Editor (screenshots) by Elvin001(op): 12:29pm On Aug 31, 2012
The photos below were edited with image designer... Drop yours lets feel ya swagg.

Phone/Internet MarketLondon Used Nokia N82 by Elvin001(op):
Pls Is it ok to buy london used Nokia n82 @25k?
Pls i need advice
Christianity EtcRe: Re-must I Pay Tithe To Get To Heaven? by Elvin001: 12:27pm On Aug 12, 2012
I believe tithing is jst a prosperity principle that works for both believers n non believers... If u are a non believer that tithes, u wil only prosper but u can never inherit the kingdom of God.
PhonesRe: Win Brand New Aeroplane! MTN Ultimate Wonder! by Elvin001: 3:24pm On Aug 10, 2012
"Y'ello! Get FREE 200% airtime on your next recharge to call any network. Special offer for you from MTN. Hurry & recharge before July 31st.Bonus valid for 30days"
lol... I neva knew that 200% of #200 is #50... foolish empty hen.
FamilyRe: If This Happens To You, What Would U Do? by Elvin001(op): 11:13am On Aug 07, 2012
ifyalways: Why are there lots of meaningless threads here lately undecided
Go f*ck yaself... how many meaningful threads hav u created in nairaland so far
RomanceRe: She Needs Advice. by Elvin001: 7:02pm On Aug 06, 2012
August21: I am a 17 year old girl that just finished writing the
WAEC and NECO exams.One day, My Dad thought I
had gone to school as usual for my exams, but i just
finished writing exams the pevious day, so I had to
take a long rest to relieve myself for all the exam
stress i had gone through. My Dad has a business of his own, while my Mum works as a
physiotherapist in a Government hospital. It is a usual
routine that my Mum takes us children to school
every morning. It was 12noon when i started
hearing some strange voices in the parlour. I never
expected anybody to be at home at this time other than our maid, but the voices i
was hearing looks like my Dad`s. My room is very
close to the parlour and you can virtually see
everything that goes on there. I peeped in through
my room door and guess what I saw, My Dad on top
of our maid making passionate love to each other. From what I saw, they have been on this
for a
while and to my utmost suprise, I overheard our
maid calling my Dad by his first name. I hated my Dad
for this action. It`s been over a week now that this
incident happened, both of them never knew I saw them. But I can`t take this any longer, Please advice
me, should I tell my mum?
I posted this few days ago but it was deleted... Can som1 explain what is goin on?
FamilyIf This Happens To You, What Would U Do? by Elvin001(op):
Imagine ur grandfada on his sick bed and his last words were" "my child i left 100 million 4 u in,in,in,in,in,in,in,in,in,in,in,in and then dies without completing d statement. What would u do?
Christianity EtcRe: T.b.Joshua Revelation: Another Plane Crash Looms In Nigeria by Elvin001: 8:43am On Jul 18, 2012
hmmm... Everybody now 4 naija dey form T.B
Health22yr Old Man Died Of Thirst After Nurse Denied Him A Glass Of Water by Elvin001(op): 9:22pm On Jul 14, 2012
My son was crying
out for water, but I
told him to trust the
doctors. The mother
of a young man who
died of thirst in hospital reveals the
full extent of the
incompetence that
killed him Kane Gorny, 22, died of thirst
after nurses denied him a
glass of water Coroner blames
‘incompetence’ of NHS staff
who died from dehydration
in hospital bed after making
999 plea for water She says a 'cascade of
individual errors' were to
blame for patient's death Coroner reaches narrative
verdict... Click here for full story www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2173401/Kane-Gorny-The-mother-young-man-died-thirst-hospital-reveals-extent-incompetence-killed-him.html
Jokes EtcRacism Defined by Elvin001(op): 3:20pm On Jun 25, 2012
RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost
more than a
black BB Bold 6.
-NEMESIS is when you
submit your answer sheet wit your expo inside.
-LONG THROAT is when you take a girl
out on a sunny day & she orders for a
hot plate of pepper soup.
-A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi,
fish pepper soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff, fayrous & when you
take her home
she says sorry I'm on my period.
-OVERSABI is when you are eating
salad with a girl & she says 'honey, this
food no done'. -OLODO is when you are in a plane with
a girl & she says 'honey I'm hot, can
you please roll down the glass'.
-A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees
you eating & says 'my mummy said I
shouldn't take food from strangers'. -A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that
wakes up in the middle of the night
when daddy & mummy are having
good time & says 'mummy I want to
piss'.
-STINGYNESS is when you finish reading this and you refuse to share!
CultureWhy Do People Say 'thank God' When We Tell Them Thank You by Elvin001(op): 11:06am On Jun 25, 2012
I have been noticing this for a very long time now... Whenever i finish eating and tell my aunty 'thank you' she would reply by telling me 'thank God'... But if i finish eating and thank God, she will ask.'did u thank me?' pls i need ur views on this
CelebritiesRe: P-square Emerges As The Richest Musicians In Nigeria by Elvin001(op): 11:43pm On Jun 16, 2012
Billyonaire: So they are richer than small boy Justin Bieber ?
Is Justin Bieber a nigerian?
CelebritiesP-square Emerges As The Richest Musicians In Nigeria by Elvin001(op): 12:37pm On Jun 15, 2012
Hip hop duo, Peter and Paul Okoye has
emerged as the richest musician in
Nigeria. However, credit must be given
to them for their strong will to remain in
the music industry that is beclouded
with a lot of uncertainties. Since their first album titled Senorita,
these young, energetic Igbo twin
brothers have come to stay. They have a
unique voice effect and a dance pattern
that is quite befitting to their music style.
In Nigeria, no party is concluded without dropping a hit from the brothers. They
are big and have quite invested their
money well. The brothers now have two
multi-million naira companies situated in
Jos as well as other investments, they
are widely travelled and recently have entered into the world stage of music.
Their music is now remixed in French so
to appeal to the francophone
population.
What about the awards? They have
them in abundance. They have recently enjoyed endorsements from companies
notable among these is the one from
telecommunication gaint, Glo. This deal
alone is worth more 240 million naira.
They recently bought an air jet, fleet of
cars and when they have a problem with their landlord, they got angry and built a
mansion on the same area. The mansion
is named Squareville and worths millions
of naira. Recently, they are back into
town from one of their performances
abroad. They are now richer than Tuface Innocent Idibia, the kokomaster also
known as Dbanj and Banky w.
EducationRe: Please, Jambutme Exam Date Is When. by Elvin001: 6:56pm On Feb 29, 2012
Ur swag is not komplit if u'r not speaking korekt.
Technology MarketNokia N82 Needed Urgently by Elvin001(op):
Pls if u stay in P.H and wants to sell ur nokia N82,
HealthIf It Were Possible For Mosquito To Spread Aids, What Would've Been Your Prevention Strategy by Elvin001(op): 4:29pm On Jan 22, 2012
pls i need your views on this
PhonesIs Your Irremote Working? by Elvin001(op): 12:34pm On Oct 02, 2011
pls i need help urgently. I've downloaded and installed almost all versions of cracked irremote on my nokia n95 8gb successfully, but when i opened it and tried switching on the infrared, It tells me 'memory full' even when i have 92mb free space on my phone memory. Pls what should i do?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome's House And Jeeps (Picture) by Elvin001: 2:17pm On Sep 20, 2011
poor men, una no go go find work?
BusinessRe: The Worst Telecom Networking Firm In Nigeria by Elvin001: 9:19am On Aug 10, 2011
Mtn go die of greediness, can u imagine they just stopped the free midnite calls. Na wa o,
The only reason i still patronise dem is that i gave a lot of pple ma mtn number.
RomanceRe: Guys: Would You Date A Hawker? by Elvin001: 2:14pm On Jun 28, 2011
Of course, love conquers all things, if i love her i'll even marry her.[i][/i][color=#990000][/color]

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