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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Elvisonjack2(m): 4:38pm On Oct 03, 2014
Missmossy: Lol...you think so?

Naughty you!
grin for ur small mind lol

i want to learn how to speak yoruba...u fit teach me biko? grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Elvisonjack2(m): 1:59pm On Oct 03, 2014
Missmossy post=/post/26831707:
My pleasure,you mentioned my name....you still remember sef. Hmmm
she's appy cos i mentioned her name!!!
hehehe grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Elvisonjack2(m): 1:21pm On Oct 03, 2014
Missmossy post=/post/26831380:
Hehehe...i trust you sefcheesy

Goodluck in all of your exams,how has it been? You'd soon be done.
. very fyn...dear

tnx yemisi
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Elvisonjack2(m): 1:10pm On Oct 03, 2014
Missmossy post=/post/26831022:
Lol...its not a must you get into the pool though. Thats just your own view anyway...people who delight pleasure in it love itcheesy

Have you written the exams you mentioned that day?
lol i know ..was actually jokin tho

.yup..but not thru yet..our last paper gon finish nxt week thursday!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Elvisonjack2(m): 12:44pm On Oct 03, 2014
grin...u gathered around fishes to swim!


nah i dont like it...its crowded..such party probably gives me headache after attending it.
Missmossy post=/post/26830370:
Huh! Fish ke? How can you compare me to a fish? Oya explain.
Am a proud Yoruba lady but i understand the basis of Igbo dialect still. Not too good @ speaking nor understanding those deep rooted ones.
You like pool parties too right? Oya spill it.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Elvisonjack2(m): 12:21pm On Oct 03, 2014
Missmossy: Ndo...wen did it start? Get well soon.

October ist was fun for me,i had a pool party on that day.

@Elvisonjack2
tnx dear! poool party? chaii...dis girl na fish oo grin

i tot u re a yoruba! how come u sabi speak ma dialect ?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Elvisonjack2(m): 12:12pm On Oct 03, 2014
grin cheesy
sure...am available, anytime ..anyday
misshoree: I hope one of u peeps will teach me how to speak in igbo one of this days
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Elvisonjack2(m): 12:07pm On Oct 03, 2014
quote author=Missmossy]
Odinma.

What happened?

Tell me,don't you usually get my mentions?[/quote]i do... :-....not feelin fyn for a while..but am cool now smiley(

#happy independence---so tell me..how did u celebrated the green white green nation?
RomanceRe: Why Is He/she Your NL Crush? by Elvisonjack2(m): 9:41am On Oct 03, 2014
urcutecrush: Oh really shocked
yup
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Elvisonjack2(m): 9:26am On Oct 03, 2014
chineke...ndi ofe mmanu!

nna na wah oooh!

missmossy kedu?
RomanceRe: Why Is He/she Your NL Crush? by Elvisonjack2(m): 9:19am On Oct 03, 2014
urcutecrush: My cute name should not be part of dis nonsestical post embarassed undecided
haba u soundin harsh ma!
FamilyRe: What Was Your Nickname As A Child? by Elvisonjack2(m): 9:13am On Oct 03, 2014
yeyenatu: Iyawo. grin

I'm the first child and me and my dad were 5 and 6. Didn't get a younger sibling till 4 years later. I went everywhere with him. grin

As a teen, it went to Skenebone. Go figure!


YYN
sounds famiiar
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly Only For Beautiful Girls And Handsome Guys On Nairaland..lets Meet Here by Elvisonjack2(m): 6:11am On Oct 03, 2014
PinkObsession: cheesy
wow this thread is meant for babes like u cheesy
RomanceRe: Have U Eva Had A Crush On Someone Older Than You by Elvisonjack2(m): 4:22pm On Oct 02, 2014
Kinkybraids: I guess Im the one who isnt paying attention embarassed lol sorry
lol..its alright dear..wasup wit u?
RomanceRe: Have U Eva Had A Crush On Someone Older Than You by Elvisonjack2(m): 4:01pm On Oct 02, 2014
grin

lol..not me..u asked pxjosh dear
Kinkybraids: Attention to detail. I asked how old you were... Lol somewhere in my very long post
grin

lol..not me..u asked pxjosh dear
RomanceRe: Have U Eva Had A Crush On Someone Older Than You by Elvisonjack2(m): 3:47pm On Oct 02, 2014
Kinkybraids: lol that was too quick. You ddnt answer my Q....
Q? uhmm am sorrry..oya tell me ..wotz d Q?
RomanceRe: Have U Eva Had A Crush On Someone Older Than You by Elvisonjack2(m): 3:39pm On Oct 02, 2014
Kinkybraids: how old are you if I may ask?

Im sorry to say but you have been friendzoned. She doesnt find you intimidating or a threat coz its like you are one of the girls so you need to change your strategy.

Dont tell her you like her (Since many guys do this often and she rejects them)

Ask her out at night... Ask her if she would like to go to this new spot you discovered, they serve nice food. Tell her it will be your treat. Tell her the dress code...like somewhere she has to look nice for. Fetch her n go to the place n Tell her that she looks different today... But dont say how but stare at her longer than ussual.

You must look different too. Look clean and manly if possible lol. Grow a clean shaped beared and sideburns...I swear she will look at u differently.

On the outing just have fun ...dont tell her you love her ect. Make sure to end of the evening by asking if its okay to hug her good night. A hug is harmless girls will ussually agree. While hugging her hold her firmly as if its the last hug to your death lol...dont squeeze her to death. Make sure she is relaxed and prolong the hug so she is left to notice how good it feels to be in a mans arms (assuming since she is a witness she doesnt do this sorta thing). Do not get an erection lol...the key is to plant a seed.
cool **#quickly followed her**
RomanceRe: Why Is He/she Your NL Crush? by Elvisonjack2(m): 3:34pm On Oct 02, 2014
marieolae: He is intelligent, good looking and ambitious. He has a good sense of humour too.
grin u jst described me chaii
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 3:03pm On Oct 02, 2014
cheesy see this babe ooo..which tin? lol...

am owk ...gud to see u back!
RomanceRe: Why Is He/she Your NL Crush? by Elvisonjack2(m): 2:16pm On Oct 02, 2014
na whu crush pass abi?

well. ve crushed 3 people and dey all died!....the beetle car is really a bad luck!

am tired of crushing!
RomanceRe: Why Is He/she Your NL Crush? by Elvisonjack2(m): 1:51pm On Oct 02, 2014
grin grin

lol....no.

#was actually jokin
RomanceRe: Why Is He/she Your NL Crush? by Elvisonjack2(m): 1:42pm On Oct 02, 2014
well..my car spoilt..besides iffa crush on her..she might die!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 1:39pm On Oct 02, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: lol.... So now i'm 39 grin

it shall not be well with you!

See, my parents are proud of me.
But you're just a bastard! Your bastard father died the day you were born.. Nd all your mum does is swing her @ss from motels to hotels, to nd fro, like an oscillating pendulum!
If she swing am come my side ehn. She go testify to the goodness of my d1ck!!! grin

don't forget she's pinky! cool
lol...its aint funny..u takin dis shiii personal!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 1:13pm On Oct 02, 2014
lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: South Africa Country's Media Mock Nigeria by Elvisonjack2(m): 11:21am On Oct 02, 2014
yeyenatu: Mtchewwww! Rubbish things!! NL should start stating countries as a criteria for registration. This is just getting really ridiculous. And now they'd be falling over themselves thinking they are all that. Lazy bunches!!!




YYN
yeyenut hw fr nah...long time..

chai..i dey miss dis babe ooo
RomanceRe: Have U Eva Had A Crush On Someone Older Than You by Elvisonjack2(m): 10:43am On Oct 02, 2014
LadyCaty: You are my dear..was just sayin tho.
alright maa'm
RomanceRe: Have U Eva Had A Crush On Someone Older Than You by Elvisonjack2(m): 10:43am On Oct 02, 2014
LadyCaty: You are my dear..was just sayin tho.
RomanceRe: Have U Eva Had A Crush On Someone Older Than You by Elvisonjack2(m): 10:28am On Oct 02, 2014
LadyCaty: Wats dz stuff abt some guys luvin front and back dt dey kn act anyhw just †̥ ve it.
i hope am save maa'm?
Rap BattlesRe: Brutal Clash 2: Iamaromolaeran Vs Teddybiyasi by Elvisonjack2(m):
embarassed
opener---teddybiyasi

metz----teddybiyasi

rhymes----iam ?

punchlines--teddybiyasi

personal---teddybiyasi

flow---iam?

word/play---tie

closer----iam?

mvgt---teddybiyasi!


ELVIS JAY
CareerRe: Successful Nigerians Who Never Went To A University by Elvisonjack2(m): 12:27pm On Oct 01, 2014
bushdoc9919: The minimum requirement to get elected in Nigeria is School certificate.
I. doubt u!

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