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Nairaland / General / Re: 10,000# Each To 3 Nairalanders From This Section by Elvisonjack2(m): 6:44pm On Feb 27, 2017
Beggers angry
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Bisola Aiyeola's Daughter And Family Pictured by Elvisonjack2(m): 6:40pm On Feb 27, 2017


Gay ass nigga ! grin
You no well
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Bisola Aiyeola's Daughter And Family Pictured by Elvisonjack2(m): 9:00am On Feb 22, 2017
deathstroke:
crymy NL crush,I don dey fear you oo,you don get badt mawt cry cry
This is not the Sugarhugs I knw. cry
.
Romance / Tag 2 Romancelanders, You Would Love To Spend The Val With by Elvisonjack2(m): 4:37pm On Feb 09, 2017
Tag two romancelanders, you would love to spend the val with (opposite sex).
No bashing
No insults

I'll commence


Cc: Stunner1
Sarimah


Let the fun begin cheesy cheesy
Travel / Re: Lady Involved In A Ghastly Accident In Ogun On Her Way To School (Pics) by Elvisonjack2(m): 6:55am On Jan 08, 2017
Missmossy:

I can imagine, missed you small. Send me a pm Mr tight schedule tongue

Lol thanks,am sorry, have forgotten the email F this account.
Hope you don't mind sharing your mail here, so I'll pm you later. smiley
Travel / Re: Lady Involved In A Ghastly Accident In Ogun On Her Way To School (Pics) by Elvisonjack2(m): 9:10am On Jan 07, 2017
Missmossy:

Yes i do cheesy Elvis where have you been??

Been off NL.,my schedule is so tight now, wanted to deactivate but I cant find the button. . .missed u thO smiley
Travel / Re: Lady Involved In A Ghastly Accident In Ogun On Her Way To School (Pics) by Elvisonjack2(m): 12:18pm On Jan 06, 2017
Missmossy:
Saw this on IG yesterday. Series of accidents in this new year embarassed its so disheartening. Thank God she is alive.
It's been long,you still remember this moniker? smiley
Sports / Re: Mikel Becomes 1st Nigerian To Earn More Than 100,000 Pounds A Week by Elvisonjack2(m): 12:04pm On Jan 06, 2017
grin
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Elvisonjack2(m): 5:20pm On Jun 21, 2016
I vote mimzy


Cc. Nljega

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Rap Battles / Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by Elvisonjack2(m): 10:51am On Nov 27, 2015
HAMMER GET DONE?
HAHAHAHAHA. " cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by Elvisonjack2(m): 12:26pm On Oct 24, 2015
Tell this big fat goon/ that he's gonna get his head serve soon/
..we all know he's 'Gaaay' cos we always see elvis on jack too!!!/


D.J 5naira i respect YOu lol cheesy


Iamaromobitters/ darkrebel,is it TRUE

#ELVIS-JAY

Am back
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 11:06pm On Oct 11, 2015
YoungDaNaval:
Longest time
yea bro. How you day. cheesy
#YolO
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 4:05pm On Oct 11, 2015
grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Elvisonjack2(m): 4:33pm On Aug 15, 2015
henzekido:
HENZEKIDO IS BACK FROM EXILE

I have A surprise And GUESS WHAT HENZE is back from exile I was blessed i was cAused with two WITCHES two popes and eight sorcerers thAt enchAnted me to think DOPE and say D0PE. My pride transformed to an octmus prime that sam witywicky can't control. AINT gonnA say this is pay back time. But this is the time I join the super heroes who were interrogated in the past to become 1 of the avengers. My bars will be like a messenger to my enemies. Although some spies are passengers and let them fasten there seat Belt because my rhyme is like a SNIPER that penetrate d way and that's my path finder.
Fake gees are wondering where I got the BARS from
But this is the good news no BIBLE
IT IS directly from HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I THINK THE TIME HAS COME FOR HIM!!!
Too Slaughter butcher ,chop the d BONES of fake gees with the igwaragwara stick and crush them into powder for KUVUKI LAND

LUNATIC RAPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IS dice time bitch let's play a game

DARKREBEl. Bleep U you are the most fake gee I ever met in my life“POOR THING”
“You did not do d cypher because your grandfather died and your Are the head of the family u have to HUSTLE with GIYAZ and get the money for the burial so u can't do the cypher ” (what a pity)

OYA CLAP FOR YOUR SELF SEE MUMU!!!!

YOU are just like SAMSON you won battle of kings ,emperors,warlords and wacks.
But you are won by a Dirty BICTH!!!
Youroba man that bleach. (Otu nne gi)
My guy my acpt say u poor say u never reach

You better join your father in the native doctoR business that's d way u gonna earn a living but RAP nO BOY u aint gonna smell hall of firm
Just step aside and watch your own father's lane

And don't think u can bring in a drummer Bleep U AND Bleep YOUR mutherfucking MAMA
And if u wanna go down with him Bleep you too

Illmayour Bleep. YOU 2
Darkrebel Bleep u 2
Warriblood Bleep u 2
Teddy d BLACK BITCH Bleep u 2
Alpha aces. Bleep u 2

And if u wanna get down in a real battle
Just get it started am taking. 2 u dark youroba man nd d rest am not afraid and
While doing that just know you are messing with your life CUS am gonna make u cry like the weeping child without eminem
Saying a word

FAKE FRIENDS YOUR LINES
Sucks as dick. Loi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AM OUT!!!!! Bleep ya




lwkm...dis quy is PAINED ..HAHALOL

grin
#VIZ-JAY
Celebrities / Re: Beyonce Breaks History, Becomes 1st Black Woman To Cover Vogue's September Issue by Elvisonjack2(m): 9:01am On Aug 14, 2015
really hot hottie mama. hotter dan d goon above me!!!

#ELVIS-JAY
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 11:19am On Aug 13, 2015
. . . .


. . .c/o teddybiyasi
lol. grin
#ELVIS-JAY!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Elvisonjack2(m): 8:42am On Aug 13, 2015
. . .


BATTERED!!!



My raps attracts fams/ . . .and gather clans/
. . .from overseas to madagascar/
but wen it reaches "naija" y'all wack hommies "arise oh compatriot" like national anthem in ya father's land/
ve fire lads/ and f*ck thousand lass/
cos i got the master plan/ . . .the liar man/
my gangsters land/ and ya mama cry/ as i wotch her "chest beating so fast" like she got ah heart attack!!!/

You cn ask teddybiyasi

she knew

I'm an extensive boss/ der wives re just an aged expensive whoores/
they re too old to be getting this money like a pension board/
. . .but since they gud at b.j's I'll let em suck me on the kitchen floor/ . . .so hard my deeq'll move up der throat, to der eyes and run from der sockets like an extension cord!!!/
cos The beetch be a ranting hater/
till I'll instill fear in him, have him waiver/ panick later/
He'll drop any claims that he's got the cash more than me. . cos INEC made it clear he's like buhari. . . he's got no valid papers!!!/

He cant read neither/
cos
the bro's bastard/ . .he lacks the education. . .and I know pass am/ so wen I see his useless lifestyle. .i blow laughter/ cos he's always seen fuckin all day long. . .neva serious wit studies. . .now his "C.G.P.A low pass hin own sperm count!!!/
now
elvis rapin cray/ . . .that cn kill and smash the greats/. . .am avatar. . .i cud blast his brain/ if he's ranting here/cos every punchline I throw at im is rocky. . .he don't need to move to earthbending nation for im to see my bars insane!/ bar sin sei!!



#ELVIS -JAY

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Elvisonjack2(m): 7:55pm On Aug 04, 2015
mtchew!


This bitch be a ranting hater/ till I'll instill fear in him, have him waiver/ panick later/
He'll drop any claims that he's got the cash more than me. . cos INEC made it clear he's like buhari. . . he's got no valid papers!/

#ELVIS-JAY

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 12:58am On Jul 12, 2015
airmark:


Hey my friendly enemy I just dey ooo. Touched down naija few days ago and avariciously enjoying all I have missed since. Where have you been too?
lol...funny yhu.
school bro. . .tho. . .am on hols
nice linez u got man.
wish i go fit write like una.
person don wack no be small.

#£lvis jay
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 12:54am On Jul 12, 2015
Limerick:
u forget me?
lol...oqa no be so.... matter full ur quy head .

#£lvis jay
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 12:52am On Jul 12, 2015
JigsawKillah:

you're still alive?

sure..how u doin..long time .
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 9:24pm On Jul 10, 2015
wheeew AM BACK!!!
@Airmark wadup!!!..long time.
@kr0ne oqa..i no understand ur parolz ooo...u jst forget ur guy.
@teddybiyasi: how far. . .how's babcock? grin mind if i pay u a visit der? grin

#ELVIS-JAY
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Elvisonjack2(m): 8:23am On May 16, 2015
airmark:


Lol,

adewale must be a very wack ghost writer/
how many f##ks he gets, when he helped you a.s.s hole, write bars?/
Grammatical errors, worse than speech of madam faka jonathan/
I wonder potent bars i wrote that made you release album/
Fagg lieing that elvis was once kicking that bom/
your ugly bedmates confirmed you are not really handsome!!!/
dont worry ma weakest bar will later screw ya mentor/
Its time for you to go for break, coogar's lecture/
stop bii1tching when ya a.ss aches, just use that menthol!!!/



Nb: Teddy, It was n't only your grammar that was faulty/ work on your multies grin













lol

airmark abeq leave the bae.


ELVIS JAY.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Elvisonjack2(m): 2:19pm On Apr 04, 2015
cheesy

Wow


lonq time here.

missmossy ..lonq time ma.

how u.doing ma ?

l
Romance / Re: The HOURGLASS Female Body by Elvisonjack2(m): 6:17pm On Apr 03, 2015
is dt really gilgal?
Romance / Re: Choose Your Skin Color(photo) by Elvisonjack2(m): 6:12pm On Apr 03, 2015
mine z 2
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 8:21pm On Feb 13, 2015
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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 6:24pm On Feb 12, 2015
richommie:


lap dance?..dem gals alwas beg me of dat...

ice prince chilling? am bigger dan dat.

my semester school fees go feed ur family...train u ...in school till u graduate. . .
money aint ma problem biiitch... grin
grin

is fuuuckin enuf. . . ain't quotin u anymore. .pls do d same.
I don't chat much. . . grin



richhie guy. . . mind d way u dey talk at times.
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 9:08pm On Feb 11, 2015
nna na wah ooo. . .I dey miss alot ooo.
Nairaland / General / Primary School Macmillian Characters Changes!!! by Elvisonjack2(m): 7:35pm On Feb 10, 2015
cheesy

*Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy?
*Simbi is now a mother with two children.
*Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has moved to
Canada.
*Agbo is happily married too and has left the town
of Lagoon for London..
*Eze no longer goes to school he is now a
graduate.
*Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer but a
politician.
*Remember Ralia the sugar girl?she now owns
one of the biggest sugar factories in Kano.
*Ade our naughty little brother is now a doctor in
one of the biggest hospitals in the country.
*Wow what a great medium to recall those days
of Macmillian English.We all had them
offhand.Help others feel the spirit of primary
school days by forwarding as i have just done
too but if u don't know all dis den u re part of indomie generation...study to show yourself approved, thank God am
alive if you know you remember all these name

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TV/Movies / Re: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by Elvisonjack2(m): 9:01am On Feb 10, 2015
been long I wotch dis movie. .jst saw d thread. .created by rokiatu.

besides is Bonnie back?. . .
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 8:24am On Feb 10, 2015
Tifanny5:


Try to click on it with a different browser

its not working believe me.

wotz ur fb id?

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