Nairaland General › Re: 10,000# Each To 3 Nairalanders From This Section by Elvisonjack2(m): 6:44pm On Feb 27, 2017*. Modified: 10:49pm On Apr 07, 2017 |
Beggers  |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Bisola Aiyeola's Daughter And Family Pictured by Elvisonjack2(m): 6:40pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
Gay ass nigga !  You no well |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Bisola Aiyeola's Daughter And Family Pictured by Elvisonjack2(m): 9:00am On Feb 22, 2017*. Modified: 10:49pm On Apr 07, 2017 |
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Romance › Tag 2 Romancelanders, You Would Love To Spend The Val With by Elvisonjack2(op): 4:37pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Tag two romancelanders, you would love to spend the val with (opposite sex). No bashing No insults I'll commence Cc: Stunner1 Sarimah Let the fun begin  |
Travel › Re: Lady Involved In A Ghastly Accident In Ogun On Her Way To School (Pics) by Elvisonjack2(m): 6:55am On Jan 08, 2017 |
Missmossy: I can imagine, missed you small. Send me a pm Mr tight schedule  Lol thanks,am sorry, have forgotten the email F this account. Hope you don't mind sharing your mail here, so I'll pm you later.  |
Travel › Re: Lady Involved In A Ghastly Accident In Ogun On Her Way To School (Pics) by Elvisonjack2(m): 9:10am On Jan 07, 2017 |
Missmossy: Yes i do Elvis where have you been?? Been off NL.,my schedule is so tight now, wanted to deactivate but I cant find the button. . .missed u thO  |
Travel › Re: Lady Involved In A Ghastly Accident In Ogun On Her Way To School (Pics) by Elvisonjack2(m): 12:18pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
Missmossy: Saw this on IG yesterday. Series of accidents in this new year its so disheartening. Thank God she is alive. It's been long,you still remember this moniker?  |
Sports › Re: Mikel Becomes 1st Nigerian To Earn More Than 100,000 Pounds A Week by Elvisonjack2(m): 12:04pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
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Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Elvisonjack2(m): 5:20pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
I vote mimzy
Cc. Nljega |
Rap Battles › Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by Elvisonjack2(m): 10:51am On Nov 27, 2015 |
HAMMER GET DONE?
HAHAHAHAHA. "  |
Rap Battles › Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by Elvisonjack2(m): 12:26pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Tell this big fat goon/ that he's gonna get his head serve soon/ ..we all know he's 'Gaaay' cos we always see elvis on jack too!!!/ D.J 5naira i respect YOu lol  Iamaromobitters/ darkrebel,is it TRUE  #ELVIS-JAY Am back |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 11:06pm On Oct 11, 2015 |
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 4:05pm On Oct 11, 2015 |
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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Elvisonjack2(m): 4:33pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
henzekido: HENZEKIDO IS BACK FROM EXILE
I have A surprise And GUESS WHAT HENZE is back from exile I was blessed i was cAused with two WITCHES two popes and eight sorcerers thAt enchAnted me to think DOPE and say D0PE. My pride transformed to an octmus prime that sam witywicky can't control. AINT gonnA say this is pay back time. But this is the time I join the super heroes who were interrogated in the past to become 1 of the avengers. My bars will be like a messenger to my enemies. Although some spies are passengers and let them fasten there seat Belt because my rhyme is like a SNIPER that penetrate d way and that's my path finder. Fake gees are wondering where I got the BARS from But this is the good news no BIBLE IT IS directly from HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK THE TIME HAS COME FOR HIM!!! Too Slaughter butcher ,chop the d BONES of fake gees with the igwaragwara stick and crush them into powder for KUVUKI LAND LUNATIC RAPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS dice time bitch let's play a game
DARKREBEl. Bleep U you are the most fake gee I ever met in my life“POOR THING” “You did not do d cypher because your grandfather died and your Are the head of the family u have to HUSTLE with GIYAZ and get the money for the burial so u can't do the cypher ” (what a pity)
OYA CLAP FOR YOUR SELF SEE MUMU!!!!
YOU are just like SAMSON you won battle of kings ,emperors,warlords and wacks. But you are won by a Dirty BICTH!!! Youroba man that bleach. (Otu nne gi) My guy my acpt say u poor say u never reach
You better join your father in the native doctoR business that's d way u gonna earn a living but RAP nO BOY u aint gonna smell hall of firm Just step aside and watch your own father's lane
And don't think u can bring in a drummer Bleep U AND Bleep YOUR mutherfucking MAMA And if u wanna go down with him Bleep you too
Illmayour Bleep. YOU 2 Darkrebel Bleep u 2 Warriblood Bleep u 2 Teddy d BLACK BITCH Bleep u 2 Alpha aces. Bleep u 2
And if u wanna get down in a real battle Just get it started am taking. 2 u dark youroba man nd d rest am not afraid and While doing that just know you are messing with your life CUS am gonna make u cry like the weeping child without eminem Saying a word
FAKE FRIENDS YOUR LINES Sucks as dick. Loi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AM OUT!!!!! Bleep ya lwkm...dis quy is PAINED ..HAHALOL  #VIZ-JAY |
Celebrities › Re: Beyonce Breaks History, Becomes 1st Black Woman To Cover Vogue's September Issue by Elvisonjack2(m): 9:01am On Aug 14, 2015 |
really hot
hottie mama.
hotter dan d goon above me!!!
#ELVIS-JAY |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 11:19am On Aug 13, 2015 |
. . . .
. . .c/o teddybiyasi
lol.

#ELVIS-JAY!!! |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Elvisonjack2(m): 8:42am On Aug 13, 2015 |
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BATTERED!!!
My raps attracts fams/ . . .and gather clans/ . . .from overseas to madagascar/ but wen it reaches "naija" y'all wack hommies "arise oh compatriot" like national anthem in ya father's land/ ve fire lads/ and f*ck thousand lass/ cos i got the master plan/ . . .the liar man/ my gangsters land/ and ya mama cry/ as i wotch her "chest beating so fast" like she got ah heart attack!!!/
You cn ask teddybiyasi
she knew
I'm an extensive boss/ der wives re just an aged expensive whoores/ they re too old to be getting this money like a pension board/ . . .but since they gud at b.j's I'll let em suck me on the kitchen floor/ . . .so hard my deeq'll move up der throat, to der eyes and run from der sockets like an extension cord!!!/ cos The beetch be a ranting hater/ till I'll instill fear in him, have him waiver/ panick later/ He'll drop any claims that he's got the cash more than me. . cos INEC made it clear he's like buhari. . . he's got no valid papers!!!/
He cant read neither/ cos the bro's bastard/ . .he lacks the education. . .and I know pass am/ so wen I see his useless lifestyle. .i blow laughter/ cos he's always seen fuckin all day long. . .neva serious wit studies. . .now his "C.G.P.A low pass hin own sperm count!!!/ now elvis rapin cray/ . . .that cn kill and smash the greats/. . .am avatar. . .i cud blast his brain/ if he's ranting here/cos every punchline I throw at im is rocky. . .he don't need to move to earthbending nation for im to see my bars insane!/ bar sin sei!!
#ELVIS -JAY |
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Elvisonjack2(m): 7:55pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
mtchew!
This bitch be a ranting hater/ till I'll instill fear in him, have him waiver/ panick later/ He'll drop any claims that he's got the cash more than me. . cos INEC made it clear he's like buhari. . . he's got no valid papers!/
#ELVIS-JAY |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 12:58am On Jul 12, 2015 |
airmark: Hey my friendly enemy I just dey ooo. Touched down naija few days ago and avariciously enjoying all I have missed since. Where have you been too? lol...funny yhu. school bro. . .tho. . .am on hols nice linez u got man. wish i go fit write like una. person don wack no be small. #£lvis jay |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 12:54am On Jul 12, 2015 |
Limerick: u forget me? lol...oqa no be so....
matter full ur quy head .
#£lvis jay |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 12:52am On Jul 12, 2015 |
JigsawKillah: you're still alive? sure..how u doin..long time . |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 9:24pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
wheeew AM BACK!!!
@Airmark wadup!!!..long time.
@kr0ne oqa..i no understand ur parolz ooo...u jst forget ur guy.
@teddybiyasi: how far. . .how's babcock?  mind if i pay u a visit der? 
#ELVIS-JAY |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Elvisonjack2(m): 8:23am On May 16, 2015 |
airmark: Lol,
adewale must be a very wack ghost writer/ how many f##ks he gets, when he helped you a.s.s hole, write bars?/ Grammatical errors, worse than speech of madam faka jonathan/ I wonder potent bars i wrote that made you release album/ Fagg lieing that elvis was once kicking that bom/ your ugly bedmates confirmed you are not really handsome!!!/ dont worry ma weakest bar will later screw ya mentor/ Its time for you to go for break, coogar's lecture/ stop bii1tching when ya a.ss aches, just use that menthol!!!/
Nb: Teddy, It was n't only your grammar that was faulty/ work on your multies  lol airmark abeq leave the bae. ELVIS JAY. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Elvisonjack2(m): 2:19pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
 Wow lonq time here. missmossy ..lonq time ma. how u.doing ma ? l |
Romance › Re: The HOURGLASS Female Body by Elvisonjack2(m): 6:17pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
is dt really gilgal? |
Romance › Re: Choose Your Skin Color(photo) by Elvisonjack2(m): 6:12pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
mine z 2 |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 8:21pm On Feb 13, 2015*. Modified: 10:54pm On Apr 07, 2017 |
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 6:24pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 9:08pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
nna na wah ooo. . .I dey miss alot ooo. |
Nairaland General › Primary School Macmillian Characters Changes!!! by Elvisonjack2(op): 7:35pm On Feb 10, 2015*. Modified: 11:02pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
*Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy? *Simbi is now a mother with two children. *Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has moved to Canada. *Agbo is happily married too and has left the town of Lagoon for London.. *Eze no longer goes to school he is now a graduate. *Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer but a politician. *Remember Ralia the sugar girl?she now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in Kano. *Ade our naughty little brother is now a doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in the country. *Wow what a great medium to recall those days of Macmillian English.We all had them offhand.Help others feel the spirit of primary school days by forwarding as i have just done too but if u don't know all dis den u re part of indomie generation...study to show yourself approved, thank God am alive if you know you remember all these name |
TV/Movies › Re: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by Elvisonjack2(m): 9:01am On Feb 10, 2015 |
been long I wotch dis movie. .jst saw d thread. .created by rokiatu.
besides is Bonnie back?. . . |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 8:24am On Feb 10, 2015 |
Tifanny5: Try to click on it with a different browser its not working believe me. wotz ur fb id? |