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lol..i cud recall back vividly wen i had a crush on my sister's friend. she's 4yrs older dan me..she carry front ..and back!

[quote author=prettythicksme][/quote]ask im..its called poutin maa'm .

Crocz: If ma wife bring this kind house girl come house, I'll just look at my wife and smile

lol..oga u be badoo!! i pity ur wife sha.hehehe

Missmossy: I really don't think i need one when i settle down.

hehehe...y?

...hehehehe...

op u re a fine boiy!
are u now appy?

smh!!! everytime handsome dis and dat

Romanciella: Rate moi

oh! holy mother of virgins....10/10

Romanciella: around

ok dear

meelorlah: Okay... so what happens after becoming popular?

deactivate ur account!

Temigracie dnt wanna reply

maybe she's shy!

fuckyouhard: captainflash thank God we never battled. wtf did u post?!

HIS BIOGRAPHY.

captainflash: smh, are u guys blind? didnt u see when i posted that my verse aint complete. .. afta all, dis my 1st battle, its cost me n0thing. . i was only testin wat i got nd n0thing m0re. .. nd n0w av kn0wn my mistak cus i posted to early. .. .so f*** ur words

story for the Gods

WORK ON UR RHYMES PLS..


#SMH

assfreak: I have read the guy's post all over again and I did not see how such a post should make a supposedly friendly person lose his cool. He didn't throw any personal insult, but you just went berserk, throwing unnecessary insults.
I would rather you make use your own advise on being friendly if you hope to be popular in the real world where it matters more. Seems like you need it more.

lol....no mind am joor....he dey claim friendly guy..me ,.am also a friendly guy oo

vizkiz: i guess you are so wrong about that...tell me a dude that's getting a life outside NL being popular in here? NONE

Peeps come on internet for three reasons

1. Make cash
2. Get information
3. Entertainment

Peeps don't go online just for fame...that's just sick

clap! clap!! clap!!!

tosyne2much: who is this bush man ? Are you so dumb to comprehend ? Goat !!! By their comment you shall know them.. * Attention seeking nincompoop*

ignored..

rozzay: Haba he s just trying to help u, no nid to take it personal. Choi

lol...am not takin any issh personal...i was expectin sumtin like, how to make money(ego) lol. -i be igbo guy na

wizkid is busy out der gettin famous!!! makin cool cash,dough!!

instead of creatin reasonable topic

u re busy penning down how to become popular on nairaland!!!

nna biko!!! #go get a life!!!

Romanciella: 1000 likes...... u know the problem with most of the peeps who commented above me is poverty....

I for instance got a blackberry q10 as a birthday gift from my bro.... I also got an iPhone 6 as a gift from my fiancée... although he's not here in Nigeria yet....


my point is most of this gadjets is not a huge deal here in the north.... u see a lot of teenage guys driving exotic cars while using a very small Nokia..... ..



everybody shiuld just STFU nd mind there bizness

hmmm!!! soundin harsh! been long bae..wer ve u been?

captainflash: niga play ur hands cus AM BLESSED WIT RAP. ./ i'l take d risk nd CLAIM HIS MAP. ./then play geo in traffic nd END UP HIS TRAP. ./Niqa let's face d fact. ./ur gals CNT BREAK MY HEART. ./I'l drop my lines nd BREAK their JAW. ./f*** d c0nstituti0n cus I MAKE MY LAW. ./ur last kiss was a birdflew. /u'r probaly an [/b]adolescent worm [/b]datz y ur gal few. ./dy tink my lines r cool. /uz proved u'r a fool. ./when u pain,let me guess u'r HERE TO HATE. ./wel u can stand on d AUTOGRAPY LINES ND WAIt. ./kr0ne said u'r a greek. .so y dnt u sick up lines in ur ass?/his nick name s playboy, ful of Y»chr0m0s0me dat make em a f
@g. /He's just a protrait of a bitch. ./wit [/b]6ix teeth[/b] lyk johnydeep did. ./I'L Beat u nd put it on REPEAT. .//Til u bend as punches condensin ya PHYSIQ. ./niqa u just a FUNY KID. .//Cus ur wordies aint hurtin. .they'r just lyk a BLUEFILM SHOT ON THE STREET. .//am a LAYER SO FLY. .But i w0nder y d prophecy 4got to remember dis day. ./wen i rip ur ass to GRANDALF THE GREY. ./Am abt to tak a DICKEN OF A DUMP. ./On dis useles,lonely. .MISERABLE GRUMP. ./Nd u'r just a laprat. .u wana f*** wit my orders? . ./my barz g0n' b kilin his complicated plot. nd leav ya lines in disaters lyk d palestine border. ./i'l cast in lot. ./nd put ur ruthles aggresi0n as a pillar of salt. ./then smash ya teeth til u see no dust to bite. ./i'l b bringin G'' ND T"/To spilt nd kill. ./ dis s0nic d hedgehog's m0ther. ./bitch u got a ringside seat make 4 ur own smash . .brother. ./i just kill ur lyrics wit only two bars clauses. ./nd leav ya 4 d m0nks to spilt ill on ya ass wit t-u-b-e-r-c-l-o-u-s-i-s. . .//

shokkkkki haaaaaan shokiiiiii

opener_____kr0ne
rhymes______tie
personal_____kr0ne-..nna u bad ooooh!
closer_____fyh
word/play____kr0ne
punchline____fyh
metaphor_____kr0ne
flow____tie

MVGT_____KRONE!!!

#ELVIS-JAY!

iamaromolaeran: PHENOM has already played the CHURCH / TITHE/TIGHT THING .........
i told you you were wack......
all i see are FORCED HOMOPHONES.....PA PILLOW(NWANKWO KANU) ..how can someone beat me low...
what you dont know is wordplays and puns must actually make sense in a sentence when read....not this crap...

check out this jay z's wordie... no religion....but this niggas blast for me(blasphemy)..... see? it actually makes sense when read either way...either blast for me or blasphemy..

POOR POOR(PAW PAW) are you for real? and how old are you?

warriblood teach this goon please!!!



dafuq u such a hater dude!

ksslib nice verse bro!

wow rozzeeeddddddddd!!!

gosh! he must v been hittin the gymmm!!

chimerase2: I give it to imo state
Omo if u see owerri babes u go loyal
Light skin fair tall slim fit dat is alika in nature
Infact all eastern states

seconded!!!!....omo u need to see der babes...chaai em be like mammi water oo...

if no be owerri babes...i swear...me no dey marry gan be dat woooh!

no doubt...imo got dis...


especially the owerri's damn....d babes der re divas and damsels...


honestly na der me dey go marry ooo

Missmossy: Where is everyone?

Am done with my exams


Babe2sure
Lorlaahlozz and pherzee where have you two been? OAU is tying you both down i can understand.....show ur faces ooo

Spaxon you too

Oya regular faces

Liamm
Victoriousvic one day on,one day off na so i see am

Neldrizzy you too,you are welcome.

Kiddablingzz
Vosquare
Kizmarty
Elvisonjack2
barackodam
Jaykaymaybachz

My new friends,Amis and MsAnne you are both very welcome

Dayjhihannon01 you are also welcome!

coooooooooool honey ..am so appy for u....so wotz next after burnin d midnight candles? fuuuuunnn time!

rokiatu: thanks

Chie Toolz? am I that curvy? wow.....thanks for the compliment thou.

she askin as if she doesn't even knw!!!

well u re welcum

rokiatu: I mean why is it so difficult to have a decent normal conversation without it been interpreted? You start talking with them and been all nice and they start flirting a if you are interested... hitting on them. I mean it has just become difficult to have a decent convo without them talking it differently.

am sorry to comment outta d topic ....but honestly u re d carbon copy of toolz oniru....chaiiiii,...see curves ...diaris GOD OOO

richommie: lol.....i no call masef ooooh.....

am jst sayin wot i knw tho

#NO HOMO....NIGGER U RE CUTE!!!

LWKMD THIS IS VERY FUNNY...
SEUN FP TINZ FOR OPINIONS JAWE

opener----fyh
rhymes---fyh
metz----fyh
punchline----------tie
pers--fyh
flow-------fyh
word/play----fyh
closer-----tie


mvgt---------fuckyouhard


elvis----jay

her beauty and. big boobs...

boobs for night pillow.