₦airaland Forum

A plane was about to crash and there were
only
four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile
there
were five people in it. The first person was
Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best
footballer, I cant die now". So he took one
parachute and left. The second who was Aliko
Dangote said "I'm the richest man in Africa
and
I'm too young to die". So he took the second
parachute and left. The third was Gen Buhari
and
he said: " I'm the smartest in the world so I
can't
die now, my people still need me". So he
took
one and left. Then it was left with Pope
Francis
and a little school girl. The Pope said to the
little
girl " take the last one, I'll sacrifice my life
for
you". The little girl replied no need for that
"there are two parachutes left. The Pope
asked
her: "how come?" The little girl replied:
"Buhari
took my school bag" thinking it was a
parachute.

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A plane was about to crash and there were only
four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there
were five people in it. The first person was
Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best
footballer, I cant die now". So he took one
parachute and left. The second who was Aliko
Dangote said "I'm the richest man in Africa and
I'm too young to die". So he took the second
parachute and left. The third was Gen Buhari and
he said: " I'm the smartest in the world so I can't
die now, my people still need me". So he took
one and left. Then it was left with Pope Francis
and a little school girl. The Pope said to the little
girl " take the last one, I'll sacrifice my life for
you". The little girl replied no need for that
"there are two parachutes left. The Pope asked
her: "how come?" The little girl replied: "Buhari
took my school bag" thinking it was a parachute.

A plane was about to crash and there were only
four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there
were five people in it. The first person was
Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best
footballer, I cant die now". So he took one
parachute and left. The second who was Aliko
Dangote said "I'm the richest man in Africa and
I'm too young to die". So he took the second
parachute and left. The third was Gen Buhari and
he said: " I'm the smartest in the world so I can't
die now, my people still need me". So he took
one and left. Then it was left with Pope Francis
and a little school girl. The Pope said to the little
girl " take the last one, I'll sacrifice my life for
you". The little girl replied no need for that
"there are two parachutes left. The Pope asked
her: "how come?" The little girl replied: "Buhari
took my school bag" thinking it was a parachute.

First daughter is back












I meant failbuhari first daughter

we ask for certificate but you keep refering us to all government agency, from army to cambridge to katsina now back to inec, I should be careful of what I say o, lest you refer them to me that am now the person with your certificate. Mtcheew failbuhari

Congrat guys we did it, we won, so when is AIT swearing him in, or cursing him in, now that election is now being won online.

seges:
This time it's different,All Redeemed Church members are voting for APC because of Pastor Osibanjo and you can imagine the number that are of voting age. Go to any church majority of members are supporting APC because of Osibanjo including my church members. They believe there is a divine plan that will eventually lead Pastor Osibanjo to eventually be President of the country.

All I can understand from your post is that Buhari will die and osibanjo will take over, your church needs to be turn into a mosque

Poll ke online ni! Diokpeski has been a member of APC even before the birth of christ, for all I know he must be influencing it.

If I were Buhari I would have supported the postponement of the election so that he join this secondary school student to write WAEC, abi he nor know book?

The only problem with Nigerians is that when you are saying the truth they will say u lieing, then when you re lieing they say is the truth, they re just too blind to see anything

.

No need, you remember that quote “let my enemy live long and see what I will become in future” let's change it to “let my opponent contest against me and see how I will win him in February 14” GEJ forever.

Acecube:
work ethics require of you not to make mention of it bro... even if u are saying the truth

Sorry. But I did

She rented it from the place I work
Emetulu cars firm

Is Muna really dead?

lil Wanye get mumu face sha

Seun time to put chatting in this forum.
You can't imagine the beautiful bae we see all the time here without having the chance to say hello.

billyG:
So a fool like u nver had of social securit,wher western govts. paid d unemployed money(stipend)? no wonder u no fit pass waec.

U re gonna die u know that already

I just laugh anytime I see people supporting this man as president is it that we lack leaders or what, have never seen this man campaigning one day and lays down his objectives of what to do to better this country( pls spare me the shit of feeding school pupils and paying the unemployed no government in the world does that) I just want to see a man of courage becomes the president even Jonathan doesn't have that courage but he still have a edge over Buhari, we don't need godfatherism in this country anymore(Tinubu and Buhari) enuf said don't mention me or u die.

Just book space for nothing, I would ve use it to campaign for GEJ but we all know is going to win

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There is a truth in every rumour, I know u almost did it.

rubbish

some of you here are clueless, don't ever think that getting a 100+ likes on nairaland by castigating the president Will make that self claimed broke cattle rearer become a president, truth be told Buhari haven't showed us any reason to believe is the change We need, am tired of hearing APC condemning the president office, I want him to tell us what he can do to make life better for the people of Nigeria, not by building his house with another mans fallen house, his just being use by a man wiser than him.

the teeth sha

just book space and nothing to write, mtcheew seun or ishi ewu am sorry

(1) You apply Perfume cuz u wanna Snap Pics
(2) You wan use fork to drink garri
(3) You wanna climb my facebook wall so you
would see what I'm doing inside
(4) You kneel down becos u wan greet person
for phone
(5) You are above 25 and Davido and Wizkid are
your role model
(6) It took me an hour to compose a message you
come
reply with "k" You are really mad
(7) You carry screw driver go bank because you
wan open new account
(You went 2 bed with a ruler jst 2 knw aw long
u slept
(9) You reduce volume of music player bcoz you
wan read text
message
(10) You Dey Smile bacause Who senior you greet
you.
(11) You made a vow of N1000 in church and you
put N50 in
the offering box
(12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or husband/
wife
movement''security for life.
(13) You nor get shishi for bank
account you dey sing "Chop my money" instead of
"Mercies of
the Lord"... Lol
(14) If you read this post and still think of going to France to school , please
visit a psychiatric hospital for madness
examination...

b