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Politics / Re: Bomb Scare In Awka, Anambra State According To STV by emalek86(m): 11:18am On Mar 28, 2015
...basically 99% of the youths are at
home,surfing the internet and 50% of the
aged are on the queue of the polling unit
trying to decide for "OUR" own future...isn't
that IRONICAL 😕

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Being Accredited [Photo] by emalek86(m): 11:11am On Mar 28, 2015
...basically 99% of the youths are at
home,surfing the internet and 50% of the
aged are on the queue of the polling unit
trying to decide for "OUR" own future...isn't
that IRONICAL 😕

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Technology Market / Re: I Buy New And Used Iphones. by emalek86(m): 8:02am On Mar 28, 2015
iCloud:
Contact me sir.

Ur numba is switch off na
Politics / Re: Nigerian Police Control Number For Each State, Please Save It by emalek86(m): 6:25am On Mar 28, 2015
Irrespective of who wins Saturday’s election, we
still won’t have 6,000 megawatts of electricity
by 2019. There will still be at least 2 ASUU
strikes before 2020, garri will still never be
sold at 20naira per derica, ponmo will still be
cheaper than beef, your Landlord will not
reduce his rent, your salary will most likely
remain the same for another couple of years, I
will still have to pay for electricity that I’ll
never get to use, MC oluomo will still control
Oshodi, DSTV will not reduce monthly
subscription, MTN will not give you FREEBIES
without hidden charges, the list is unending,
but onething is super certain, your hustle will
always put food on your table. Just vote, don’t
impose your opinion on us, GEJ is a lion,
BUHARI is a wolf, even we sef no be sheep, we
are a lawless lot. Irrespective of who wins, just
give me peace cos I need to go out on Monday
and get my daily food…say NO TO VIOLENCE!!!
VOTE RIGHT!!!! VOTE WISELY!!!
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Okorocha’s SSA, 4 Others For Stockpiling Arms by emalek86(m): 6:21am On Mar 28, 2015
Irrespective of who wins Saturday’s election, we
still won’t have 6,000 megawatts of electricity
by 2019. There will still be at least 2 ASUU
strikes before 2020, garri will still never be
sold at 20naira per derica, ponmo will still be
cheaper than beef, your Landlord will not
reduce his rent, your salary will most likely
remain the same for another couple of years, I
will still have to pay for electricity that I’ll
never get to use, MC oluomo will still control
Oshodi, DSTV will not reduce monthly
subscription, MTN will not give you FREEBIES
without hidden charges, the list is unending,
but onething is super certain, your hustle will
always put food on your table. Just vote, don’t
impose your opinion on us, GEJ is a lion,
BUHARI is a wolf, even we sef no be sheep, we
are a lawless lot. Irrespective of who wins, just
give me peace cos I need to go out on Monday
and get my daily food…say NO TO VIOLENCE!!!
VOTE RIGHT!!!! VOTE WISELY!!!
Technology Market / Re: I Buy New And Used Iphones. by emalek86(m): 5:58am On Mar 28, 2015
I have icloud locked iphone 5s how much can u buy it ps still clean
Politics / Re: What's Wrong With This Photo Of GMB And PYO? by emalek86(m): 6:14pm On Mar 27, 2015
Hopeless

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Nairaland / General / Re: Trailer Load Of Jonathan/sambo Rice Involved In Accident by emalek86(m): 6:02pm On Mar 27, 2015
Men I can't wait till on monday to laugh
If buhari don't give up this time, then Abraham lincoln will turn in his grave cos even him would have given up if it were him.

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Phones / Re: Help Unlock Iphone5 by emalek86(m): 6:36am On Mar 27, 2015
That is it

Phones / Re: SAME DAY Iphone Unlock...unbeliveable But True! by emalek86(m): 6:26am On Mar 27, 2015
SkydaDGreat:

u got big problem on your hand....thats icloud lock.
were did you get the phone? was it new or second hand?
if second hand contact the person you bought it from.
if new then its your apple id.
Is a second hand! Is there any hope of unlocking it?
Phones / Re: Please Urgent Help-iphone 4 by emalek86(m): 6:24am On Mar 27, 2015
dazekid:


You can unlock it but that costs about 35k(could be higher based on the current forex rates). If returning the phone is an option then please do not hesitate to do so.
Returning it is not an option. Am just stuck with it, so where can I unlock it,
If possible do u know any1 who can buy it?
Phones / Re: Please Urgent Help-iphone 4 by emalek86(m): 9:24pm On Mar 26, 2015
dazekid:


How much did you pay for the phone? Depending on the amount paid, you can either return the phone or proceed to unlock it, that's assuming you can get in touch with the seller sha.
I bought it 55k in lag believing it was on network lock but now found out is lock on icloud. So any hope unlocking if any where? PlS
Phones / Re: Please Urgent Help-iphone 4 by emalek86(m): 7:55pm On Mar 26, 2015
idokojerry:

Ur iphone 5s is icloud locked. Do u personally know the seller? Look 4 him and let him open the phone and disable any security put on the phone. If u bought it over the internet or from someone u don't know, then the seller has played a fast one on u. there are people who can unlock it. Cost may range from 30k-40k.
I don't know the seller... were can I see people that can unlock it or maybe sell it back
Phones / Re: Please Urgent Help-iphone 4 by emalek86(m): 1:17pm On Mar 26, 2015
Can u unlock iphone5s I bought it but is telling me to put an email account and password of the previous owner and I can't seems to find the previous owner to open it
Phones / Re: SAME DAY Iphone Unlock...unbeliveable But True! by emalek86(m): 6:46pm On Mar 25, 2015
My iphone suddenly locked
And is requesting I put a e mail address and password that the phone is lost, how do I open it. Note I don't know the e mail account of the phone
Phones / Help Unlock Iphone5 by emalek86(m): 6:36pm On Mar 25, 2015
How to unlock an iphone 5 lock with an e mail and password
Politics / Re: Boko Haram 'Slaughter Wives' In North Eastern Nigeria: Witnesses by emalek86(m): 5:47pm On Mar 19, 2015
Sometimes I wonder if Boko haram is a myth, cos I find it hard to believe matured men can still be brainwash and start behaving like animal.

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Celebrities / Re: See The Jobs Your Favourite Nigerian Celebrities Were Doing Before Fame by emalek86(m): 8:45am On Mar 18, 2015
Mohammed Buhari. Terrorist
Presidential aspirant of APC mohammed Buhari was a former terrorist before he became a military president, now is the sole sponsor of the now defunct Boko Haram.
Yea you heard that right his a TERRORIST

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Politics / Re: Ashes And Death: What Boko Haram Left Behind In Baga - BBC by emalek86(m): 5:23pm On Mar 17, 2015
They gave us fire!! We give them DEATH!! We are Nigerians we triumph in every obstacle, #NEVERSAYNEVER#

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Travel / Re: Photo Of The Day : Lagosians Try To Move Range Rover Over Water With Boats by emalek86(m): 9:55am On Mar 17, 2015
Dat range go end up six feet under water

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Travel / Re: Photo Of The Day : Lagosians Try To Move Range Rover Over Water With Boats by emalek86(m): 9:54am On Mar 17, 2015
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Sports / Re: Yakubu Aiyegbeni And Kalu Uche Named Nigeria’s Richest Players by emalek86(m): 9:21am On Mar 12, 2015
drnairalov:
how

My wife scored a free Kick against me with
Mikel OBI while playing FIFA 15...

i broke up with her...aint no way she learnt how to do that if she wasnt taken lessons from another man *sadface
It was hilarious the first time I read it
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Spotted With America Singer Mario by emalek86(m): 10:11pm On Mar 11, 2015
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been
locked up for 15 years He breaks into a house
and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He
ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the
bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her
neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over
to his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped
convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent
a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,
don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells
you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is obviously very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be
strong, honey. I love you!”
She responds: “He wasn't kissing my neck. He
was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s
gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey. I love you, too.

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Am Dying, They Are Tweeting by 'Sola Fagorusi by emalek86(m): 10:53am On Mar 10, 2015
Buhari want to be your friend on face book
A. CONFIRM
B. DELETE
C. BLOCK
D. DECLINE
E. NOT NOW
F. GODFORBID
Politics / Re: President Idriss Deby of Chad Announces Location Of Boko Haram Leader by emalek86(m): 5:08pm On Mar 05, 2015
You know where he is, now that he knows you know his whereabout how do u expect him to still be there? If u where a Nigerian I would say u talk like 1 of this APC miscreants.
Politics / Re: President Idriss Deby of Chad Announces Location Of Boko Haram Leader by emalek86(m): 5:03pm On Mar 05, 2015
You know where he is, now that he knows you
know his whereabout how do u expect him to
still be there? If u where a Nigerian I would
say u talk like 1 of this APC miscreants.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Military Kills Over 300 Terrorists, Captures Many Others (pics) by emalek86(m): 3:53pm On Feb 18, 2015
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Family / Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by emalek86(m): 9:00pm On Feb 11, 2015
It was when my little kid [6 yrs] ask me how her mum get pregnant.

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Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke Distributes Bags Of Rice On Behalf Of GEJ (photos) by emalek86(m): 6:05pm On Feb 11, 2015
A plane was about to crash and there were
only
four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile
there
were five people in it. The first person was
Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best
footballer, I cant die now". So he took one
parachute and left. The second who was Aliko
Dangote said "I'm the richest man in Africa
and
I'm too young to die". So he took the second
parachute and left. The third was Gen Buhari
and
he said: " I'm the smartest in the world so I
can't
die now, my people still need me". So he
took
one and left. Then it was left with Pope
Francis
and a little school girl. The Pope said to the
little
girl " take the last one, I'll sacrifice my life
for
you". The little girl replied no need for that
"there are two parachutes left. The Pope
asked
her: "how come?" The little girl replied:
"Buhari
took my school bag" thinking it was a
parachute.

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Politics / Re: Breaking News: The Economist Magazine Endorses Buhari by emalek86(m): 9:56pm On Feb 06, 2015
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Politics / Re: The Internet Reacted To Mugabe's Fall With Funny Memes, Tweets And Videos! by emalek86(m): 1:08pm On Feb 05, 2015
Buhari go soon fall

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