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...basically 99% of the youths are at home,surfing the internet and 50% of the aged are on the queue of the polling unit trying to decide for "OUR" own future...isn't that IRONICAL í ½í¸ |
...basically 99% of the youths are at home,surfing the internet and 50% of the aged are on the queue of the polling unit trying to decide for "OUR" own future...isn't that IRONICAL í ½í¸ |
iCloud:Ur numba is switch off na |
Irrespective of who wins Saturday’s election, we still won’t have 6,000 megawatts of electricity by 2019. There will still be at least 2 ASUU strikes before 2020, garri will still never be sold at 20naira per derica, ponmo will still be cheaper than beef, your Landlord will not reduce his rent, your salary will most likely remain the same for another couple of years, I will still have to pay for electricity that I’ll never get to use, MC oluomo will still control Oshodi, DSTV will not reduce monthly subscription, MTN will not give you FREEBIES without hidden charges, the list is unending, but onething is super certain, your hustle will always put food on your table. Just vote, don’t impose your opinion on us, GEJ is a lion, BUHARI is a wolf, even we sef no be sheep, we are a lawless lot. Irrespective of who wins, just give me peace cos I need to go out on Monday and get my daily food…say NO TO VIOLENCE!!! VOTE RIGHT!!!! VOTE WISELY!!! |
Irrespective of who wins Saturday’s election, we still won’t have 6,000 megawatts of electricity by 2019. There will still be at least 2 ASUU strikes before 2020, garri will still never be sold at 20naira per derica, ponmo will still be cheaper than beef, your Landlord will not reduce his rent, your salary will most likely remain the same for another couple of years, I will still have to pay for electricity that I’ll never get to use, MC oluomo will still control Oshodi, DSTV will not reduce monthly subscription, MTN will not give you FREEBIES without hidden charges, the list is unending, but onething is super certain, your hustle will always put food on your table. Just vote, don’t impose your opinion on us, GEJ is a lion, BUHARI is a wolf, even we sef no be sheep, we are a lawless lot. Irrespective of who wins, just give me peace cos I need to go out on Monday and get my daily food…say NO TO VIOLENCE!!! VOTE RIGHT!!!! VOTE WISELY!!! |
I have icloud locked iphone 5s how much can u buy it ps still clean |
Hopeless |
Men I can't wait till on monday to laugh If buhari don't give up this time, then Abraham lincoln will turn in his grave cos even him would have given up if it were him. |
That is it
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SkydaDGreat:Is a second hand! Is there any hope of unlocking it? |
dazekid:Returning it is not an option. Am just stuck with it, so where can I unlock it, If possible do u know any1 who can buy it? |
dazekid:I bought it 55k in lag believing it was on network lock but now found out is lock on icloud. So any hope unlocking if any where? PlS |
idokojerry:I don't know the seller... were can I see people that can unlock it or maybe sell it back |
Can u unlock iphone5s I bought it but is telling me to put an email account and password of the previous owner and I can't seems to find the previous owner to open it |
My iphone suddenly locked And is requesting I put a e mail address and password that the phone is lost, how do I open it. Note I don't know the e mail account of the phone |
How to unlock an iphone 5 lock with an e mail and password |
Sometimes I wonder if Boko haram is a myth, cos I find it hard to believe matured men can still be brainwash and start behaving like animal. |
Mohammed Buhari. Terrorist Presidential aspirant of APC mohammed Buhari was a former terrorist before he became a military president, now is the sole sponsor of the now defunct Boko Haram. Yea you heard that right his a TERRORIST |
They gave us fire!! We give them DEATH!! We are Nigerians we triumph in every obstacle, #NEVERSAYNEVER# |
Dat range go end up six feet under water |
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drnairalov:It was hilarious the first time I read it |
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!” She responds: “He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too. |
Buhari want to be your friend on face book A. CONFIRM B. DELETE C. BLOCK D. DECLINE E. NOT NOW F. GODFORBID |
You know where he is, now that he knows you know his whereabout how do u expect him to still be there? If u where a Nigerian I would say u talk like 1 of this APC miscreants. |
You know where he is, now that he knows you know his whereabout how do u expect him to still be there? If u where a Nigerian I would say u talk like 1 of this APC miscreants. |
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It was when my little kid [6 yrs] ask me how her mum get pregnant. |
A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five people in it. The first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I cant die now". So he took one parachute and left. The second who was Aliko Dangote said "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and left. The third was Gen Buhari and he said: " I'm the smartest in the world so I can't die now, my people still need me". So he took one and left. Then it was left with Pope Francis and a little school girl. The Pope said to the little girl " take the last one, I'll sacrifice my life for you". The little girl replied no need for that "there are two parachutes left. The Pope asked her: "how come?" The little girl replied: "Buhari took my school bag" thinking it was a parachute. |
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Buhari go soon fall |
