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Politics / Re: Bomb Scare In Awka, Anambra State According To STV by emalek86(m): 11:18am On Mar 28, 2015 |
...basically 99% of the youths are at home,surfing the internet and 50% of the aged are on the queue of the polling unit trying to decide for "OUR" own future...isn't that IRONICAL í ½í¸ 6 Likes |
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Being Accredited [Photo] by emalek86(m): 11:11am On Mar 28, 2015 |
...basically 99% of the youths are at home,surfing the internet and 50% of the aged are on the queue of the polling unit trying to decide for "OUR" own future...isn't that IRONICAL í ½í¸ 2 Likes |
Technology Market / Re: I Buy New And Used Iphones. by emalek86(m): 8:02am On Mar 28, 2015 |
iCloud:Ur numba is switch off na |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Police Control Number For Each State, Please Save It by emalek86(m): 6:25am On Mar 28, 2015 |
Irrespective of who wins Saturday’s election, we still won’t have 6,000 megawatts of electricity by 2019. There will still be at least 2 ASUU strikes before 2020, garri will still never be sold at 20naira per derica, ponmo will still be cheaper than beef, your Landlord will not reduce his rent, your salary will most likely remain the same for another couple of years, I will still have to pay for electricity that I’ll never get to use, MC oluomo will still control Oshodi, DSTV will not reduce monthly subscription, MTN will not give you FREEBIES without hidden charges, the list is unending, but onething is super certain, your hustle will always put food on your table. Just vote, don’t impose your opinion on us, GEJ is a lion, BUHARI is a wolf, even we sef no be sheep, we are a lawless lot. Irrespective of who wins, just give me peace cos I need to go out on Monday and get my daily food…say NO TO VIOLENCE!!! VOTE RIGHT!!!! VOTE WISELY!!! |
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Okorocha’s SSA, 4 Others For Stockpiling Arms by emalek86(m): 6:21am On Mar 28, 2015 |
Irrespective of who wins Saturday’s election, we still won’t have 6,000 megawatts of electricity by 2019. There will still be at least 2 ASUU strikes before 2020, garri will still never be sold at 20naira per derica, ponmo will still be cheaper than beef, your Landlord will not reduce his rent, your salary will most likely remain the same for another couple of years, I will still have to pay for electricity that I’ll never get to use, MC oluomo will still control Oshodi, DSTV will not reduce monthly subscription, MTN will not give you FREEBIES without hidden charges, the list is unending, but onething is super certain, your hustle will always put food on your table. Just vote, don’t impose your opinion on us, GEJ is a lion, BUHARI is a wolf, even we sef no be sheep, we are a lawless lot. Irrespective of who wins, just give me peace cos I need to go out on Monday and get my daily food…say NO TO VIOLENCE!!! VOTE RIGHT!!!! VOTE WISELY!!! |
Technology Market / Re: I Buy New And Used Iphones. by emalek86(m): 5:58am On Mar 28, 2015 |
I have icloud locked iphone 5s how much can u buy it ps still clean |
Politics / Re: What's Wrong With This Photo Of GMB And PYO? by emalek86(m): 6:14pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
Hopeless 3 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Trailer Load Of Jonathan/sambo Rice Involved In Accident by emalek86(m): 6:02pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
Men I can't wait till on monday to laugh If buhari don't give up this time, then Abraham lincoln will turn in his grave cos even him would have given up if it were him. 5 Likes |
Phones / Re: Help Unlock Iphone5 by emalek86(m): 6:36am On Mar 27, 2015 |
That is it
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Phones / Re: SAME DAY Iphone Unlock...unbeliveable But True! by emalek86(m): 6:26am On Mar 27, 2015 |
SkydaDGreat:Is a second hand! Is there any hope of unlocking it? |
Phones / Re: Please Urgent Help-iphone 4 by emalek86(m): 6:24am On Mar 27, 2015 |
dazekid:Returning it is not an option. Am just stuck with it, so where can I unlock it, If possible do u know any1 who can buy it? |
Phones / Re: Please Urgent Help-iphone 4 by emalek86(m): 9:24pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
dazekid:I bought it 55k in lag believing it was on network lock but now found out is lock on icloud. So any hope unlocking if any where? PlS |
Phones / Re: Please Urgent Help-iphone 4 by emalek86(m): 7:55pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
idokojerry:I don't know the seller... were can I see people that can unlock it or maybe sell it back |
Phones / Re: Please Urgent Help-iphone 4 by emalek86(m): 1:17pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
Can u unlock iphone5s I bought it but is telling me to put an email account and password of the previous owner and I can't seems to find the previous owner to open it |
Phones / Re: SAME DAY Iphone Unlock...unbeliveable But True! by emalek86(m): 6:46pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
My iphone suddenly locked And is requesting I put a e mail address and password that the phone is lost, how do I open it. Note I don't know the e mail account of the phone |
Phones / Help Unlock Iphone5 by emalek86(m): 6:36pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
How to unlock an iphone 5 lock with an e mail and password |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram 'Slaughter Wives' In North Eastern Nigeria: Witnesses by emalek86(m): 5:47pm On Mar 19, 2015 |
Sometimes I wonder if Boko haram is a myth, cos I find it hard to believe matured men can still be brainwash and start behaving like animal. 35 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: See The Jobs Your Favourite Nigerian Celebrities Were Doing Before Fame by emalek86(m): 8:45am On Mar 18, 2015 |
Mohammed Buhari. Terrorist Presidential aspirant of APC mohammed Buhari was a former terrorist before he became a military president, now is the sole sponsor of the now defunct Boko Haram. Yea you heard that right his a TERRORIST 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Ashes And Death: What Boko Haram Left Behind In Baga - BBC by emalek86(m): 5:23pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
They gave us fire!! We give them DEATH!! We are Nigerians we triumph in every obstacle, #NEVERSAYNEVER# 8 Likes 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Photo Of The Day : Lagosians Try To Move Range Rover Over Water With Boats by emalek86(m): 9:55am On Mar 17, 2015 |
Dat range go end up six feet under water 1 Like 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Photo Of The Day : Lagosians Try To Move Range Rover Over Water With Boats by emalek86(m): 9:54am On Mar 17, 2015 |
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Sports / Re: Yakubu Aiyegbeni And Kalu Uche Named Nigeria’s Richest Players by emalek86(m): 9:21am On Mar 12, 2015 |
drnairalov:It was hilarious the first time I read it |
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Spotted With America Singer Mario by emalek86(m): 10:11pm On Mar 11, 2015 |
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!” She responds: “He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Re: I Am Dying, They Are Tweeting by 'Sola Fagorusi by emalek86(m): 10:53am On Mar 10, 2015 |
Buhari want to be your friend on face book A. CONFIRM B. DELETE C. BLOCK D. DECLINE E. NOT NOW F. GODFORBID |
Politics / Re: President Idriss Deby of Chad Announces Location Of Boko Haram Leader by emalek86(m): 5:08pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
You know where he is, now that he knows you know his whereabout how do u expect him to still be there? If u where a Nigerian I would say u talk like 1 of this APC miscreants. |
Politics / Re: President Idriss Deby of Chad Announces Location Of Boko Haram Leader by emalek86(m): 5:03pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
You know where he is, now that he knows you know his whereabout how do u expect him to still be there? If u where a Nigerian I would say u talk like 1 of this APC miscreants. 19 Likes |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Military Kills Over 300 Terrorists, Captures Many Others (pics) by emalek86(m): 3:53pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
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Family / Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by emalek86(m): 9:00pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
It was when my little kid [6 yrs] ask me how her mum get pregnant. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke Distributes Bags Of Rice On Behalf Of GEJ (photos) by emalek86(m): 6:05pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five people in it. The first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I cant die now". So he took one parachute and left. The second who was Aliko Dangote said "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and left. The third was Gen Buhari and he said: " I'm the smartest in the world so I can't die now, my people still need me". So he took one and left. Then it was left with Pope Francis and a little school girl. The Pope said to the little girl " take the last one, I'll sacrifice my life for you". The little girl replied no need for that "there are two parachutes left. The Pope asked her: "how come?" The little girl replied: "Buhari took my school bag" thinking it was a parachute. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Breaking News: The Economist Magazine Endorses Buhari by emalek86(m): 9:56pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: The Internet Reacted To Mugabe's Fall With Funny Memes, Tweets And Videos! by emalek86(m): 1:08pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
Buhari go soon fall |
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