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AutosRe: Respray/repaint Ur Car Making Use Of Oven Baking Technology. Pix Inside by emalekuo(m): 8:13am On Oct 29, 2012
Can you throw more light on what this oven bake technology is all about and the difference between the traditional style and the oven bake technology. If possible a pix of a completed job.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo, Fashola At Loggerhead Over Seized Vehicle by emalekuo(m): 7:30pm On Oct 24, 2012
acidtalk: Hmmm!!!

After I read this news, I immediately put a call across to OBJ and this is what he had to say.

Acidtalk - Baba Goodday.

Obasanjo - Acidtalk, a da fun e (it will be well with you). By the way what is this call for? Because I know a squirrel can't go jumping in the market place if nothing is chasing it.


Acidtalk - Sir, I called to find out something.

Obasanjo - What is it again this amebo boy?

Acidtalk - Baba, it is the scuffle between you and Governor Fashola over your seized vehicle.

Obasanjo - Ah! Ma da omo buruku yen lowun. Jeki Oju yobo ma ti lo si ino (Don't mind that silly boy, let him allow himself to be pushed to fire by that big eye ball fellow).

Acidtalk - But baba, why did your driver disobey the traffic law of Lagos?

Obasanjo - See Acidtalk, if not because I like you and have great respect for you, I would have hung up this call. Who is Fashola to impound my car in Lagos? Even if I like, I can drive that same car on the tarmac Of Muritala or Nnamdi Azikiwe Airports and dem no born Jonathan sef to do anything.

Acidtalk - But baba, I heard you have seized about 3 Red BRT buses is that true?

Obasanjo - Acidtalk, sha ma wo ni ti e (just be patient and keep watching). I have not started seizing yet, by the time I start with Fashola, all the BRT buses in Lagos will be used as Chicken cages in my farm.

Acidtalk - But Sir,


Obasanjo - Dont but anything. just tell Fashola that "I dey laugh oh!"

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you such a crazy dude
PoliticsRe: FG To Spend N88billion On Ex-militants In 2013 by emalekuo(m): 7:03pm On Oct 24, 2012
Imagine one of my secondary school class mate is in south africa training as a pilot under the amnesty program. My friend for that matter.......when I see am for channels I shock. All clean boys claiming to be ex militants......God help us in this country.
CultureRe: Photo Of Man Going Under His Bride In A Wedding Reception by emalekuo(op): 8:32am On Oct 23, 2012
People are just too crazy
Christianity EtcRe: Is Betting A Sin? by emalekuo(op): 7:54am On Oct 22, 2012
pastormustwacc: ^^^that one na die o.
that's were the ministry is oh!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Is Betting A Sin? by emalekuo(op): 5:58am On Oct 22, 2012
pastormustwacc: Baba Ijebu Lotto is not a sin.
what of football betting?
CultureRe: Photo Of Man Going Under His Bride In A Wedding Reception by emalekuo(op): 5:56am On Oct 22, 2012
tonyogie: hahhaahaahhaahhaaahahha....this guy na iron bean,..please oo they should get a room plssssss
LOL
CultureRe: Photo Of Man Going Under His Bride In A Wedding Reception by emalekuo(op): 6:20pm On Oct 21, 2012
Ramcie: Hehehe! Me likey grin
For sure u will and most guys love it but not in public eye.
CultureRe: Photo Of Man Going Under His Bride In A Wedding Reception by emalekuo(op): 5:06pm On Oct 21, 2012
ezotik: wetin dey shack am for body and wetin dey there wey e never see before. abi e nor conquer the territory before e make am his colony? if he didn't, too bad for him especially when the territory would previously have been overran by a buncha niggas.
ask me oh!!! Na the MC go dey push am dey do that rubbish.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Betting A Sin? by emalekuo(op): 4:36pm On Oct 21, 2012
Oya name the bets wey no b sin because man must chop oh!!! At least betting better pass yahoo and stealing.
CulturePhoto Of Man Going Under His Bride In A Wedding Reception by emalekuo(op): 4:33pm On Oct 21, 2012
Its like we no longer have moral values. Don't think a reception is a place for such adventure.

Christianity EtcIs Betting A Sin? by emalekuo(op): 4:12pm On Oct 21, 2012
I bet a lot and discover that in this present economic climate wey work no dey betting is a good plan B. What do you think?
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Wrong To Give Your Tithe To The Poor by emalekuo(m): 10:32pm On Oct 17, 2012
afam4eva: I'm not even talking about whether a pastor is eating the tithe or not. What i'm asking is that, was it written explicitly that people must pay their tithes in a Church?
Malachi 3:10   Bring the full amount of your tithes to the Temple, so that there will be plenty of food there. Put me to the test and you will see that I will open the windows of heaven and pour out on you in abundance all kinds of good things. 11 I will not let insects destroy your crops, and your grapevines will be loaded with grapes.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Wrong To Give Your Tithe To The Poor by emalekuo(m): 10:26pm On Oct 17, 2012
Joagbaje: You ought to pay the tithe in the place where you worship. That doesn't take the place of giving to the poor . We must all remember the poor. If you dedicate a tenth or 20% of your income to the poor its good and acceptable but it does not take the place of your offerings to God and the place of tithes to God.There are several givings in Gods kingdom , one giving should not take the place of another .

Jesus even said that anyone who denies the parents their honorarium claiming since he had given to God he doesn't need to give to his parents again that such a one is not free.

Mark 7:11
But ye say, If a man shall say to his father or mother, It is Corban, that is to say, a gift, by whatsoever thou mightest be profited by me; he shall be free.
You are absolutely right, I asked a man of God and he said u must pay your tithe to the church you worship except God tells you to pay it else where. Tithe is different from helping the poor and also tithe is 10 percent and over if you wish to but helping has no minimum nor maximum.
AutosRe: Private Jets For Sale/Hire Call 08036028085 by emalekuo(m): 5:37pm On Oct 17, 2012
This seems interesting. Front page please.
RomanceRe: Is It Proper To Disclose Your Earnings To Your Wife? by emalekuo(m): 10:59am On Oct 14, 2012
d33j@y85:
My wife can know how much money I make it's up to me whether or not to spend d moni on her if it's for frivolous things then I will refuse her. Since am the head of the household I won't spoil her with unnecessary things.
This is a man talking
HealthRe: Does Body Building Increase The Size Of The Male Organ? by emalekuo(op): 10:12am On Oct 14, 2012
Mynd_44: No.
how many percent sure are you?
HealthDoes Body Building Increase The Size Of The Male Organ? by emalekuo(op): 9:14am On Oct 14, 2012
How much does body building help in enlarging the male organ?
RomanceRe: Buy Me A Car Or Forget Wedding, Says Bride by emalekuo(m): 12:07pm On Oct 12, 2012
binger: My question is: why take her to court? Do you want the court to force her to marry you? Or to shut her up from mentioning 'no car,no marriage'?am jst puzzled!
you so on point, if you can't buy the car let her go, its better you release her now than after marriage.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Is A Potential HIV Carrier, He Gave Me Syphilis- Actress by emalekuo(m): 9:38pm On Oct 11, 2012
Who is more stupid? Dino melaye or the lady that agreed to have sex without condom?
CrimeRe: Policemen Watched While My Son Was Lynched - Chiadika's Mom by emalekuo(m): 7:18pm On Oct 11, 2012
Why don't we ask questions in this country? Firstly they claimed they had insufficient bullets.
Questions
1. Why were there no bullets?
2. Who was supposed to supply these bullets?
3. For how long have they been experiencing shortage of bullets?

If we demand for these answers and govt take the necessary steps it would be a wake up call for the nigerian police force.
EventsRe: Is This Okay For A Moderate Wedding? by emalekuo(m): 7:06pm On Oct 11, 2012
All the babes here just dey run their mouth that u are cheap for wanting a small wedding. These same girls no get 10 kobo and may not even know how to work for one yet they all want big weddings. If you know what its like to make money in this present economic climate you would understand that only the pastor prayer is enough. If you have the raw cash splash it but if you don't ? Pls send no one. I rather have a simple wedding and have a splendid honey moon than wasting my money on food that guests don't even eat.
RomanceRe: Do You Secretly Check Your Partner's Phone And Email? by emalekuo(m): 9:21am On Oct 11, 2012
brixton: My fiancee is d queen of snooping.she does it in a provocative manner den cmes baq to fight me ova ha findings. I neva check hers cos 'wat u dnt knw won't hurt u'
but can kill you
PoliticsRe: Senate To Bar Public Official's Children From Schooling Abroad by emalekuo(m): 1:49pm On Oct 10, 2012
pres-elect:
You're right asha 80, I agree with you. I'm only thinking of how we can better deal with the worst.
Imagine if those rich kids were Harvard educated. In guessing they'll know better than convert the few good roads into a NASCAR highway.
If we are going to be ruled by the oligarchs and thier offsprings, at least I would prefer those offsprings get some education. U never know.
you don't need to school abroad to know that all roads are supposed to be tarred, or that there ought to be electricity for everyone after all most of our politicians schooled abroad and also spend good time abroad.
FamilyRe: How Are Nigerian Weddings Funded? by emalekuo(m): 4:35pm On Oct 09, 2012
SamAfrik: How much Aiyefele band cost now sef?
grin
FamilyRe: How Are Nigerian Weddings Funded? by emalekuo(m): 2:38pm On Oct 09, 2012
991: extravagant wedding is unnecessary! Marriage is not about looking at each other's face in a crowded hall, It is about looking in the same direction to build a happy family.
God bless you
RomanceRe: Must A Guy Propose Before Marriage? by emalekuo(op): 12:17pm On Oct 07, 2012
Mynd_44: You dont have to use those exact words, you can change ot to fit what you believe
like Deal or no deal and are you for me or against? cheesy
Mynd_44: You dont have to use those exact words, you can change ot to fit what you believe
like Deal or no deal and are you for me or against?
RomanceRe: Must A Guy Propose Before Marriage? by emalekuo(op): 6:58am On Oct 07, 2012
Good response, Cos I really don't think its all that necessary because me and my girl we just on track and we already making plans without me asking will u marry me or saying i want you to be my wife. I feel sometimes things just turn out the way you want it to be without much talking.
RomanceMust A Guy Propose Before Marriage? by emalekuo(op): 11:56pm On Oct 06, 2012
Is the word WILL YOU MARRY ME a must? grin
PoliticsRe: Senate To Bar Public Official's Children From Schooling Abroad by emalekuo(m): 5:15pm On Oct 06, 2012
12 inches!:
If u really believe in what u wrote up there then u're so gullible and u need ur head checked.
SHARAP!!!!
PoliticsRe: Senate To Bar Public Official's Children From Schooling Abroad by emalekuo(m): 5:12pm On Oct 06, 2012
blaksmith: If this law is ever passed, it will be declared unconstitutional when challenged in court. You can't visit the sins of the Father on the son. What is the correlation between being a public official and having your children school abroad? Bear in mind the phrase public official is very generic and all-encompassing. By my understanding it would mean ANY employee or representative of ANY government institution...so if your father or mother works in NTA or Radio Nigeria or LASTMA or FRSC...you would not be allowed to improve your academic qualifications outside the shores of the country. Absolutely ridiculous!!!

RATHER THAN PASS SUCH A LAW WHY NOT PASS A LAW THAT OBLIGATES AT LEAST 10% OF ANNUAL BUDGET BE SPENT ON EDUCATION...

And for the bunch of you hailing it as a welcome development, can you honestly say you've have considered the true ramifications of such a law? No would be your obvious answer!

STUP!D Senate!!!
where are the funds that have already been budgeted there? Make dem see more money to carry go oyinbo land abi?
PoliticsRe: Senate To Bar Public Official's Children From Schooling Abroad by emalekuo(m): 4:01pm On Oct 06, 2012
Nonnyz: The law to prohibit Public Official's children from studying abroad at whatever level is indeed a welcome one. Then, what happens to the children of Non-Public Officials? Will they be an exception to this law? Will the curbing of this abnormality cause for the upgrading of our Institutions (Federal and State owned)? Or will more exorbitant privately owned Institutions evolve, to cushion the bar to going abroad for papers? I strongly buy the idea to placing a bar to studying abroad but it should not be directed to Public Officials only, it should cut accros all and sundries.
Because you no get money to go study abroad?? We talking about this because our educational system is dying and the people that are suppose to revive it don't care because their kids school outside. The least we can do is bar them from sending their kids out. You can't stop an ordinary man that sweats for his cash to be restricted too. If your dream is for your child to go to harvard work hard and send him to harvard not steal money in the name of politics and send him to harvard. Medical treatment is next.

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