odizeey: dem no dey tlk about us?

odizeey: i go load you like card now

ikhuoria2: ...guy I hear say on Monday dem go paste admission list for uniben...... Na my guy tell me e say e ask 1 admission person.... u hear anything Lyk dis?

Detivo: I knw get ur time, jst get me informed wen sumtin new cums up....

I_am_Sylva: For she's a jolly good
fellow, for she's a jolly
good fellow
For she's a jolly good
fellowwww, which
nobody can deny
Which nobody can
deny, which nobody
can deny
For she's a jolly good
fellow, for she's a jolly
good fellow
For she's a jolly good
fellowwww, which
nobody can deny!
.
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Happy buffdai faith WULLNP

odizeey: ur fat go soon fat from d effect of my slap nw.

Detivo: Gi i almost 4got hapibirthday faith....hop its nt late

Faith93: wow.this lovely cake for me?..ur so sweet..tnx dear I rili do appreciate this

Detivo: guy stop al dis ur pikin tlk becos if u si me in person u go dey shake.....

Detivo: guy stop al dis ur pikin tlk becos if u si me in person u go dey shake.....

Maikel15: wetin. Na u born goliath?

Marilyn_Nash: Good afternoon to all,i'm new here,uniben site is currently offline,are they uploading the list on kofa or what?i can hear my heartbeat. P.S I'd like some guidelines on how this social network works.Thanks.

Faith93: wow.this lovely cake for me?..ur so sweet..tnx dear I rili do appreciate this

I_am_Sylva:
DOC_MISS -_-

Maikel15: wetin. Na u born goliath?

odizeey: d last guy wen tlk dis tyn dey wash my cloth outsyd nw

Detivo: u go knw say me nd dat guy no b dsame by d time we meet

badbull92: Two little boys stole a BIG bag of orange from their
neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share
the loot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the
cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the
gate but they didn’t bother to pick them since they
had enough in the bag. A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a
bar passed near the cemetery gate and heard a
voice saying: “One for Me, One for YOU . “One for Me,
One for YOU”. He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he
could to the church near by for the Priest. “Father please come with me, come and witness God
and Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery. They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the
voice continued: “One for Me, One for YOU, One for
Me, One for YOU…” Suddenly the voice stopped counting and said:
“What about the two at the gate? Come and see marathon! The priest almost ran past
the church gate, shouting “we are not dead yet
oooh”.

Quatermaine: lol, very funny. Nice one dude, I see improvement.

odizeey: improvement wit old story.
But it isnt eazy to do copy n past o

badbull92: I knew dat dis dude was goin 2 comment...mr odizeey W̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊t̶̲̥̅̊i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ I do U̶̲̥̅̊ abeg

badbull92: Dis no joke but a mind game...odizeey try b lyk akpos ...Aunty Susan was having a problem with Akpos in her class.

Akpos said 'M'am, I should be in SS3, i'm smarter than my friend Ofego and he's in SS3'.

Aunty Susan had heard enough of Akpos' complains & took him to the Principal's office.
She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test Akpos with some questions that an SS3 Student should know.

PRINCIPAL : What's 3+3?
AKPOS : 6
PRINCIPAL : 6+6?
AKPOS : 12.
And so on.

The Principal asked Akpos many questions and he got them right.
The Principal then asked Aunty Susan to send Akpos to SS3.

She decided to ask some more questions and the Principal agreed.
AUNTY SUSAN : What does a cow have 4 of, that Ï've only 2 of?
AKPOS : Legs!
AUNTY SUSAN : What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have?
AKPOS : Pockets!
AUNTY SUSAN : What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
AKPOS : Coconut!
AUNTY SUSAN : What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, Akpos was taking charge.
AKPOS: Bubble Gum
AUNTY SUSAN : You stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?
AKPOS : Tent!


The principal was looking restless.
AUNTY SUSAN : A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me what am I?
AKPOS : Wedding Ring
AUNTY SUSAN : I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When u blow me, u feel good?
AKPOS : Nose
AUNTY SUSAN : I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver!
AKPOS : Arrow!
AUNTY SUSAN : What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?
AKPOS : Fork!
AUNTY SUSAN : Whats it that all men have,It's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
AKPOS : Surname
AUNTY SUSAN : What part of the man has no bone,But has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love?
AKPOS : Heart!

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to AUNTY SUSAN : 'Send the boy to the University, I myself got the last 10 questions wrong!...

badbull92: Dis no joke but a mind game...odizeey try b lyk akpos ...Aunty Susan was having a problem with Akpos in her class.

Akpos said 'M'am, I should be in SS3, i'm smarter than my friend Ofego and he's in SS3'.

Aunty Susan had heard enough of Akpos' complains & took him to the Principal's office.
She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test Akpos with some questions that an SS3 Student should know.

PRINCIPAL : What's 3+3?
AKPOS : 6
PRINCIPAL : 6+6?
AKPOS : 12.
And so on.

The Principal asked Akpos many questions and he got them right.
The Principal then asked Aunty Susan to send Akpos to SS3.

She decided to ask some more questions and the Principal agreed.
AUNTY SUSAN : What does a cow have 4 of, that Ï've only 2 of?
AKPOS : Legs!
AUNTY SUSAN : What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have?
AKPOS : Pockets!
AUNTY SUSAN : What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
AKPOS : Coconut!
AUNTY SUSAN : What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, Akpos was taking charge.
AKPOS: Bubble Gum
AUNTY SUSAN : You stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?
AKPOS : Tent!


The principal was looking restless.
AUNTY SUSAN : A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me what am I?
AKPOS : Wedding Ring
AUNTY SUSAN : I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When u blow me, u feel good?
AKPOS : Nose
AUNTY SUSAN : I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver!
AKPOS : Arrow!
AUNTY SUSAN : What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?
AKPOS : Fork!
AUNTY SUSAN : Whats it that all men have,It's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
AKPOS : Surname
AUNTY SUSAN : What part of the man has no bone,But has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love?
AKPOS : Heart!

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to AUNTY SUSAN : 'Send the boy to the University, I myself got the last 10 questions wrong!...

odizeey: An elderly man in Accra calls his son in New York and says,"I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"

"Dad, what are you talking about?"the son yells."We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"the old dad explained."We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in London and tell her!".

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone."Like heck they're getting divorced,"she shouts,"I'll take care of this."She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him,"You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?"she yelled as she hung up the phone.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife."Okay", he says,"it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare.

African Parents!!! Too sharp for their own Good! Lol