odizeey: An elderly man in Accra calls his son in New York and says,"I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"

"Dad, what are you talking about?"the son yells."We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"the old dad explained."We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in London and tell her!".

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone."Like heck they're getting divorced,"she shouts,"I'll take care of this."She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him,"You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?"she yelled as she hung up the phone.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife."Okay", he says,"it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare.

African Parents!!! Too sharp for their own Good! Lol

at first, I was like 'this is stale' but at the end I found myself laughing out loud..

Odizeey you are the man!

Quatermaine:
at first, I was like 'this is stale' but at end I found myself laughing out loud..

Odizeey you are the man!

u knw say i no dey lie. Na basketmouth get am

#casted

A very happy birthday to a friend and thread. Ma'am Faith. May God richly bless you and enlarge your coast. Your enemies shall come in 7 ways and flee in 70 x 7 ways. May your heart desires be granted according to His riches in glory, in Jesus name, Amen.

Miscellaneous: #casted

this guy again..

lol,

casted

odizeey: u knw say i no dey lie. Na basketmouth get am

does it matter?

Quatermaine: does it matter?

at tyms

I Just can't stop laughing after reading this.. L L .

A girl scrolled thru her boyfriend's phone & saw funny girls name saved in d contact list such as Rachel stingy, Gloria small bosom ,Mary long teeth, Tracy big ear, Tina K-leg, irene small nyash & she was having fun laughing at all d names she saw. She decided 2 check out wot her own number had been saved as & when she dialled her line, what she saw was SONIA MOUTH ODOUR.. Lol!!, if you be sonia, wetin you go do?

Quatermaine: I Just can't stop laughing after reading this.. L L .

A girl scrolled thru her boyfriend's phone & saw funny girls name saved in d contact list such as Rachel stingy, Gloria small bosom ,Mary long teeth, Tracy big ear, Tina K-leg, irene small nyash & she was having fun laughing at all d names she saw. She decided 2 check out wot her own number had been saved as & when she dialled her line, what she saw was SONIA MOUTH ODOUR.. Lol!!, if you be sonia, wetin you go do?

Guy dis shit DRY Naaaaa...

[quote
author=Quatermaine]I Just can't stop laughing after reading this.. L
L .

A girl scrolled thru her boyfriend's phone & saw funny girls name
saved in d contact list such as Rachel stingy, Gloria small bosom ,Mary
long teeth, Tracy big ear, Tina K-leg, irene small nyash & she was
having fun laughing at all d names she saw. She decided 2 check out wot
her own number had been saved as & when she dialled her line, what
she saw was SONIA MOUTH ODOUR.. Lol!!, if you be sonia, wetin you go
do?[/quote]*stale joke*

heres to us,one more toast ,and we'll pay d bills....abba

It's good to respect one's self.. I've learnt my lesson.

Btw, faith how was your day?

Quatermaine: It's good to respect one's self.. I've learnt my lesson.

Btw, faith how was your day?

hw ar u winner?

Quatermaine: I Just can't stop laughing after reading this.. L L .

A girl scrolled thru her boyfriend's phone & saw funny girls name saved in d contact list such as Rachel stingy, Gloria small bosom ,Mary long teeth, Tracy big ear, Tina K-leg, irene small nyash & she was having fun laughing at all d names she saw. She decided 2 check out wot her own number had been saved as & when she dialled her line, what she saw was SONIA MOUTH ODOUR.. Lol!!, if you be sonia, wetin you go do?

no mind dem,e funny for me. One word for dem
#Badbelle

emasco7: hw ar u winner?

am fine. U?

I saw this on myschool, someone commented it on my forum topic in myschool and I feel I should inform you all.

strike is over now, information at hand says that clearance will start on the 10th of feburary 2014.. But they are still trying to know if there will be any increasement in the fees.

evening guys nd babes

Goodnight friends

May all who wished me appi bufday be blessed abundantly...tnx for d wishes..I love y'all...bt God loves u mre ...gudnyt!

Wow....Happy birthday to d best mum in d world,If i av an opportunity to come back to dis world and choose a mother,i will prefer to b wif u...U've been always dere for me tru thick and thin,u contributed to wat i am today....U d best and u one in a million......Frm d bottom of my hrt i say i love u and am proud to call u my mummy!!...U d best
.
.
.
Pls frnds join me in sayin a very big happy bifday to d best mum in world..U truly worth celebratin and its a privilege avin u in my life
.
Happy bifday to u love...Wish u long life and more prosperity,God's favour.!!
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Kisses to u dear*!!

Quatermaine: I saw this on myschool, someone commented it on my forum topic in myschool and I feel I should inform you all.

strike is over now, information at hand says that clearance will start on the 10th of feburary 2014.. But they are still trying to know if there will be any increasement in the fees.

Watttt........Did he just say feb 10th
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Dats my birthday na....pray dat clearance date is nt true...

DARKMIND:

Guy dis shit DRY Naaaaa...

Hehehe..darkmind @ last u come post....see he head..welcome ooo

Pls anybody with an idea when UNIBEN is officially resuming?? I.e resumption after d ASUU strike

odizeey: dem no dey tlk about us?

B anxious for nofin bt will prayer,tanksgivin and supplification let ur request b made knw unto God.

Hey...Gud mornin everyone!!
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My 2 guests i sight una oo

I_am_Sylva:
DOC_MISS -_-

Sheriously?

badbull92: Two little boys stole a BIG bag of orange from their
neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share
the loot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the
cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the
gate but they didn’t bother to pick them since they
had enough in the bag. A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a
bar passed near the cemetery gate and heard a
voice saying: “One for Me, One for YOU . “One for Me,
One for YOU”. He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he
could to the church near by for the Priest. “Father please come with me, come and witness God
and Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery. They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the
voice continued: “One for Me, One for YOU, One for
Me, One for YOU…” Suddenly the voice stopped counting and said:
“What about the two at the gate? Come and see marathon! The priest almost ran past
the church gate, shouting “we are not dead yet
oooh”.

ehen?

Ken excel: Wow....Happy birthday to d best mum in d world,If i av an opportunity to come back to dis world and choose a mother,i will prefer to b wif u...U've been always dere for me tru thick and thin,u contributed to wat i am today....U d best and u one in a million......Frm d bottom of my hrt i say i love u and am proud to call u my mummy!!...U d best
.
.
.
Pls frnds join me in sayin a very big happy bifday to d best mum in world..U truly worth celebratin and its a privilege avin u in my life
.
Happy bifday to u love...Wish u long life and more prosperity,God's favour.!!
.
Kisses to u dear*!!

ur mama dey nairaland?? Or she dun join our thread?

DARKMIND:
Guy dis shit DRY Naaaaa..

why evils nah

Mawnin

naijaboiy: Mawnin

Good Morning Dude.