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Politics › Re: #alaghodaro: Edo Women Summit Trends On Front Page Of National Dialies by emeijeh(m): 10:55am On Nov 09, 2019

I entered Benin last night, and saw it all over ringroad.

hisexcellency34:
Is that where Obaseki said he will turn to mosquito, dash Oshiomole malaria and he will kpeme

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Celebrities › Re: Meet MC Papi, Joins A'list Of Event Compere And Top Rated Comedian In Nigeria by emeijeh(m): 10:46am On Nov 09, 2019

Funny adverts we see on Nairaland these days huh

Na AlexReports handwriting be this, undisputably.

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Romance › Re: Why Are You On This Forum? by emeijeh(m): 8:03am On Nov 09, 2019

RedCreme21:
yes.

For real?
So u ivy?
Where have u been?!
What happened to your moniker ?

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Politics › Re: Sowore: DSS Claims They Wanted To Release Him But No One Came To Receive Him by emeijeh(m): 6:36am On Nov 09, 2019

So all the people shouting TAKE IT BACK actually meant TAKE HIM BACK?

#nopaddyforjungle

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Crime › Re: Uduakabasi Emmanuel Uduakisbae Arrested With Drugs In Cyprus (Photos) by emeijeh(m): 10:35pm On Nov 08, 2019

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Politics › Re: Why Does It Take NIMC So Long To Give Out National Identity Card? by emeijeh(m): 5:03pm On Nov 08, 2019

OtemAtum:
I'm waiting for Sergio to reply if that's his BVN or not.

His response is directly above yours.

Celebrities › Re: ''I Need A Private Jet'' - Mercy Eke Delayed For 3 Hours by emeijeh(m): 8:49am On Nov 08, 2019

Must she expose her cleavage?

No doubt, she is a prost**ute

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Family › Re: Pls...how Can I Get Divorced From My 2 Years Marriage From Ministry Of Women Aff by emeijeh(m): 10:43pm On Nov 07, 2019

Calm down.
Make us understand the Canada part, cos I am confused.

Politics › Re: Why Does It Take NIMC So Long To Give Out National Identity Card? by emeijeh(m): 6:31pm On Nov 07, 2019

mdchikezie:
lol
story for the gods the gods ooohhh (in olamide's voice)

the only way you can get it is if you work in a bank. apart from that bro, its all bullcrap.

Sergio how are you?

22310***795
Is that your bvn?

OtemAtum:
How do you get BVN from a phone number that you don't have access to?

Believe now?

Politics › Re: Why Does It Take NIMC So Long To Give Out National Identity Card? by emeijeh(m): 10:04am On Nov 07, 2019

mdchikezie:
lol
story for the gods the gods ooohhh (in olamide's voice)

the only way you can get it is if you work in a bank. apart from that bro, its all bullcrap.

I am chatting you, right away on WhatsApp.
Hope you are online ?

Celebrities › Re: 'Ovularia Is Not Dead' - Chika Okpala 'Zebrudaya' Says by emeijeh(m): 8:24pm On Nov 06, 2019

Edikwansa biyo biyo
Edikwansa biyo biyo

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Politics › Re: Why Does It Take NIMC So Long To Give Out National Identity Card? by emeijeh(m): 8:08am On Nov 06, 2019

mdchikezie:
I AINT SEEN YOUR MESSAGE YET. I KNEW IT IS ALL STORY

I am busy in the office .
Give me sometime.
I will write you later

Politics › Re: Eunice Ebele Prays For David Lyon Of APC (Video) by emeijeh(m): 6:23am On Nov 06, 2019

Lyon kō, Fernabaché ni

IDGAF

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Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Excited To Meet Naira Marley For The First Time (Photos, Video) by emeijeh(m): 6:21am On Nov 06, 2019

voltron14:
Marilan and not Marlian ?

This cuppy sef.

Seems she was idolizing Marilyn Munroe
Marley, you see your life?!

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Celebrities › Re: UNIBUJA Students Honour Churchill, Adejo, Queen Julietta, Alexreports by emeijeh(m): 6:19am On Nov 06, 2019

Not again!

Politics › Re: Buhari Can Preside From Anywhere, Says Oshiomhole by emeijeh(m): 10:52pm On Nov 05, 2019

See his head like New Zealand roofing sheet.

Imagine if he was in the opposition party, will he be spewing this thrash, or be crying Blue murder?

Nkpi (He-goat)

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Business › Re: Balogun Market Fire Continues Into The Night, Several Hours After It Started by emeijeh(m): 10:45pm On Nov 05, 2019

I hope they still have water

SenecaTheYonger:
So what is causing these fires?

Whatelse?
Davido's FIA and Caroline's Drama

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Celebrities › Re: Speed Darlington Wants To Sell Iphone Zlatan Gifted Him, Zlatan Reacts (video) by emeijeh(m): 10:39pm On Nov 05, 2019

I Don't Give A Fùck!

Their mouths though.....as if they are both chewing wall geckos

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Vitoria de Guimaraes Vs Arsenal : Europa League (1 - 1) On 6th November 2019 by emeijeh(m): 9:34pm On Nov 05, 2019

Nov 6th?
Is today not Tuesday 5th?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Vitoria de Guimaraes Vs Arsenal : Europa League (1 - 1) On 6th November 2019 by emeijeh(m): 9:32pm On Nov 05, 2019

Thursday night football is really boring.
I feel weird and sick watching my united play the Europa league.

Sports › Re: Iheanacho's Goal Against Burton Albion Nominated For Goal Of The Month by emeijeh(m): 8:41pm On Nov 05, 2019

The guy still dey play?

Or na master for Carabao?

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Politics › Re: Why Does It Take NIMC So Long To Give Out National Identity Card? by emeijeh(m): 4:57pm On Nov 05, 2019

IdeeEsperanza:
Maybe it's 6 years then. I've a year left

How then do u explain mine that was done in 2012, but not yet out?

Politics › Re: Why Does It Take NIMC So Long To Give Out National Identity Card? by emeijeh(m): 4:55pm On Nov 05, 2019

mdchikezie:
story for the gods

Drop your number make we take do test transmission. cheesy

Politics › Re: Why Does It Take NIMC So Long To Give Out National Identity Card? by emeijeh(m): 10:48am On Nov 05, 2019

Lagosfinder:
You be really street to fit know

Street ké?
God forbid.

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Politics › Re: Why Does It Take NIMC So Long To Give Out National Identity Card? by emeijeh(m): 10:03pm On Nov 04, 2019

Lagosfinder:
When plastic identity card can be printed in 10mins

Why you come dey blur your details?
You dey fear?
Blur details, come leave phone number for siggy, forgetting that details like BVN can be gotten from your phone number.

If you know, you know.

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Crime › Re: 49 Nigerians Arrested In A House In Senegal During A Midnight Sting Operation by emeijeh(m): 9:56pm On Nov 04, 2019

These pictures reminds me of that song in vogue last year, where people sing and fall to the ground.

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Celebrities › Re: Churchill Honoured With Excellence In Agriculture Award For 36,000 Empowerment by emeijeh(m): 9:53pm On Nov 04, 2019

Alex please stop these ass licking.

It's annoying !
Whatelse do u want him to give you?
The whole of FCT?

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Politics › Re: Army Stops Boko Haram Attack In Lagos, 8 Arrested by emeijeh(m): 11:11am On Nov 04, 2019

I thought Bubu, Buratai and Lai said they have defeated them the other time?

So who are these guys ?

#bunchofliars

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Crime › Re: Policeman Shoots Sporadically During An Arrest In Aba, Nigerians React by emeijeh(m): 8:30am On Nov 04, 2019

Whatelse do you expect in a tyranny government?

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