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Oooh Costa

Which kien game be this na

That was fast mehn... 2 goals

Crazy people

One, that is not a life jacket, it's a protective vest, it's only improvised for a life jacket to be used by an experienced mariner,
An amateur swimmer cannot survive on that in a swimming pool talk less of an open ocean..
I have seen this people countless times and I fear for them most times entering flying boats putting on what they think can save their life, below is a pics of a life jacket that can save even the worst of swimmers, all u need is enlightenment on how to use it.. There is a big difference between LSA (life saving apparatus) and PPE (personal protective equipment) u can check online for more details.
If u enter a boat and a life jacket is given to u looking like the pics Pls I beg u to reject it and get down, that thing will neva save ur life if inexperienced.
Worse of all, our marine police see this things and neva do anything about it, all they police in the water is BUNKERERS whom they will arrest and exploit.. This had been an accident that happens frequently this one was just lucky enough to find its way to Nairaland...

OMG!

nep2ra: What a douche bag :/

You are monitoring a girl?

E neva halla!

Abeg Watin douche bag mean

Hahahahaha a .. This Op has a diamond sense of humor, reminds me of a lady sitting behind me when I was flying to Lagos from ph.. If I guess, she shouted jesus more than 5million times, every turbulence follows with sporadic jesus chant...
I got so pissed and luckily for me since the plane was half
Filled, I moved to another seat.... The screeching landing sound almost paralysed her... No one could with hold their laughter...

My girl is also in the camp and I kept precautive measures before she got there.
Since am also in the force, I got in contact with the commander to place Eagle eyes on her...
No time to slack..
Even though I neva expected her to slack, I still have to be more careful, it's easy to deceive women so always have that little doubt in any lady u are dating no matter how sincere she seems that she might eff up anytime

sandijey: Wait o. All of u that are just saying this hoes ain't loyal..... in fact the song sef is stupid. how do u expect a hoe to be loyal.........

Hahahahaha... this really cracked me up

And they are chained like dogs...

What is in Malaysia?

eaglechild: Is the white powder beside it cocaine ?

Hahahahaha... Nairalanders will not kill me

mpi210: on which site?

walka

JeffreyJamez: Dstv signal dey boat ni?!!.. lol

oboi Na streaming things o

I neva believed I could see Drogba again in a blues shirt... Legendary

Hazard

Goal

How did they get the camera in?

Beautiful

48 laws of power
Law 7

Get others to do the Work for you, but Always Take the Credit.
That the case of Thomas Edison...
It also takes a genius to pull off such tricks.

Who dey home??

Up Chelsea...

You still dey sleep?? Ohh fu*K, am not sleeping am learning how to die

We are not alone... .
Wat Eva happens, I don't want the aliens in the movie #battleship

Ofyyou don't sue dem for plagiarism.. I'll sue you for bringing my attention to it

Jbluv55: Sorry sir.
*rushes to bring an empty crate for him and stacks the remaining bottles into the crate*

Hope that's better sire .

which kien confused pikin be this ...
Bring dem one by one.. One by one...
I no wan attract unnecessary attention come my table...
Patiently waiting for #safarigirl..

Jbluv55: Ok sir! Make I bring am all at once?
Here's a crate for a start .

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.. See as u don use bottle block my face for high table! U no wan make i see all dis Nwa baby dem?

Jbluv55: *guides him to a seat*

What shall I offer u?

Ehmmm... I will manage 2 crates of star pls

*Sneaks in*

The death of Paul Walker... My favorite actor shook me greatly...
I was so devastated that I started seeing him in my sleep...
Rip paul

Nivea...