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who started the yeye #20 craze and later inflated it to #100

who beats suspects to a point of submission of being accussed falsely

who sees white and calls it black

who puts on black uniforms with #100 belts round his/her waist

who says bail is free yet detainees are not willingly let go when huge sums are paid

olopa... tuah

OMG! She's a lady and awww, soo cute and fair. My big mouth ehn

axortedbabe:
u dis boy,u no get respect for ur elders abi

taaahhhh! do u know me... he he he... do u know how i fought fiscal and spritual and even monetary battle.. 1ST 2ND and even 3RD WAR part2.. as den shoot me i tear race but the bullet talk say im know him papa na so e dey follow me... as e don almost rich me. i become BORN AGAIN. this mugu come dey call me 'boy'. mechi onu gi. sharrap dia (toking like a monkeii)

na the time wey she still be my baby boo boo now oil money don enta her vein she dn 4get me. She dn 4get say emeraldknytt too go hammer!

Exfactor:
@cyber
There's nothing wrong with putting up a link and directing readers to another artists tutorial, or even lifting extracts from his work AS LONG AS U GIVE HIM CREDIT.
But editing another artists tutorial, lifting his work and passing it off as yours defines the worst scum of the art community.
Unless ur name is Filipe Laurentino and you are from Brazil (in which case I would humbly apologize) I suggest u either pull down this post or give the proper artist his due credit.

PS: how did u even imagine we would believe u did this work considering the monstrosity you posted in your other similar thread above?

http://www.cgarena.com/freestuff/tutorials/photoshop/homage/homage.html
Some of us actually read wide

he, probably, is one of those who wants exaltation on Nairaland. Plenty of such people are after the LIKES and MENTIONS. Perhaps, he knows not how to give 'credits' but fantasizes the number of 'credits' he gets from a job-not-done. It is, i must say, A CRYING SHAME. We have music pirate, movie pirate, book pirate... Condescendingly, we now have blog piratez. What a contradiction!

alrighty, time to draw a bald diezani madueke! Whaddyafink?

Baroba:
Stick mount is for all Nexus devices but nexus 4.. It's a paid root app developed by Chainfire to allow OTG connectivity on Nexus phones / tablets.. I have it on my Nexus 5... It's not for every android device, strictly Nexus.

maybe you got the cracked or paid version. Stickmount is not paid, Stickmount pro is. To anyone who wishes to download: you can get it for free and it handles the basics though you'd want to upgrade to a paid version to unlock advance features.
NB: Your phone must be rooted
NEXUS USERS. Typical!

Baroba:
Stick mount is for all Nexus devices but nexus 4.. It's a paid root app developed by Chainfire to allow OTG connectivity on Nexus phones / tablets.. I have it on my Nexus 5... It's not for every android device, strictly Nexus.

well, i seem to have it working properly (albeit it autostarts) on my htc one x and far as i checked it's not a NEXUS!

lekjons:
wow! thanks

you seem elated well, i was too when i stumbled upon this article. Thanks 4 reading

Panshow:
Using a dual Sim does not necessarily mean that you can't buy another phone. You can own a dual Sim phone and get another second phone.

tell am abeegi....

Youngpo413:
just buy the galaxy A8 and say bye bye to down battery.

really? For heavy users like me... The 5.7 inch counters its effects but really at 3050mAH it sure packs a lot of oomph. Thanks all the way

Whizpeter:
Wow... I swear, I feel so enlightened right now...

Thanks!

you're welcome buddy.

I have come across a variety of photoshopped pictures that seem uncompromisingly pleasing to the eye- maybe most details are lustruos and well-editted that you look past its flaws or the cracks are yet to be uncovered.
Whilst we have these, there are some photoshopped pics that scream UGLY!. These genre of pictures i could not muster but you are left with a choice: click the link below to view outrageous photoshops and brouhaha @ the captions

www.hongkiat.com/blog/52-worst-photoshop-mistakes-in-magazines/

When buying a dual SIM mobile phone there is one feature that creates a lot of confusion among the customers. It is important to know what Dual Active and Dual Standby really means. Because once you open the handset box pack, there is no turning back.
So you want to buy a dual SIM and the specifications say it supports dual Standby, do you really know what it is or are you just happy that you can use 2 SIM on a single phone. In most cases customers get disappointed because they never understood the feature.

Dual Standby phone
The market is filled with a lot of low cost or high end phones that supports dual Standby mode. Read the word carefully and you will understand what it really means. Dual + Standby, this means the phone supports dual SIM but in Standby mode.
In simple words when none of the SIM are used then both the SIM’s are active but when you are using a particular SIM the other SIM becomes inactive. Another issue with dual standby phones that support 3G is that, when the 3G / 2G network is used the other SIM becomes inactive.
Usually you will not notice this issue with normal usage, but try downloading a big file or watch a streaming YouTube video, the other SIM will be unreachable. In dual standby if a person is using SIM 1 and another person is calling on SIM 2 they will hear the message “not reachable, try again later”.
Many of the dual SIM users usually talk more on one particular SIM and the other SIM is basically for their personal use – not so important, they don’t really have any issues with this mode. If you want both the SIM’s active at all times then this is not the feature you should are looking for.

Dual Active phone
Again as the same suggest its Dual phone with active mode which means both the SIM’s are active all the time. Dual active is relatively easier to understand.
Use SIM 1 or SIM 2 for voice calls or net surfing the other SIM is always active you can still receive calls on the other SIM and even switch calls for example, you can keep the caller on SIM 1 on hold and talk to the other user on SIM 2.
There are very few dual Active phones available in India, so if you need this functionality make sure you choose the right option. The Dual Standby phones use a single transceiver which at a given time can server only one SIM, whereas most dual Active phones comes dual transceiver, one for each SIM.
Do check before you buy the dual active phone because even when the manufacture says that it is dual active it still works like a dual standby.

Culled from gogi.in

Elnino4ladies:
We are in same PPA, same CDS group, we are so close evrybody in our PPA thinks we are dating...i need advice on how to ask her out...am jst skeptical she may say know and that may soil my close friendship with her...i seriously need an advice on what to do.

Are you frantically anxious that you forgot that your 'no' was typed 'know'. If yes, you are just not prepared with that level of diction. i'm just messing around.
There are a lot of things you have to put into consideration. Lets start with; does she have a boyf?

now some people with crappy heaven-knows-not kinda phone tells the same ol story. As far as i am concerned it only needs a fall and gbam! You let the pieces do the talking.. I rep lg g3... Hmmm... Sweeter than marshmallow

StOla:
Today, I will switch ON my TV as I always do, and watch cartoons and movies to try create an air of peace and happiness.

So much strife, misery and violence in a religious world, that I ponder what sanity an irreligious society could have offered.

All around me, an adulterous man has just polished his shoes and headed to church. A fraudulent employee has just filled his wallet with cash for offertory - funds embezzled from overstated receipts from the past week.
The choir master has put on his best perfume in the hopes that Mary will return home with him this Sunday afternoon. The pastor has just perfected another strategy of improving the amount of revenue realised from his Sunday business, costs will certainly be borne by the Williams who just had a test tube baby the church has craftily termed a miracle.

We will all wake up on Monday and return to our busy weekly activities, except that only I would have truly rested.

i envy you.. You should write a book.

If you want know where to mount/activate the usb drive, download a helpful app named stickmount. I stumbled upon it while researching. Good luck

telad:
you can using your HDMI mini/micro cord connected to your HDMI micro port.
it's available on BlackBerry 10 but not sure of android.

you can also buy a MHL-TV cable, android mobiles are familiar with mhl

SirShymexx:
Enahi my Edo e-wife, when did you miraculously develop a big batty? I'm sure you know big batty just don't grow like that - it is either you have it, or you don't. Then again, you can always put silicon on it loool.

Anyway, I think the craze about big batty started with rappers and the craze about twerking and strippers. The craze will probably go away with time. There was a time when big ti.ts was the thing. I remember growing up - when Jordan, the British page3 model had JJs on her chest. That was the era of big ti.ts and everyone used to go nuts about page3 models and playboy magazine. Even the Nelly and P.Diddy tune back then "Shake Ya Tailfeather" had Esther Baxter and her ol'big arse ti.ts as the main model. Heck, even 50Cent had Chessika and her huge ti.ts as the main model in "Candy Shop" with Olivia. That era ended and big batty took over.

I never even used to like big batty till I got to College. I was more of a breast-man. My cousin brought me into the greatness of big batty...and since then I haven't looked back loool. Big batty is the greatest/best thing since slice bread.

*yawnnns* what a story!

Enahi:
Please leave Enahi alone, She doesn't owe you an explanation?

Why won't you hate me in politics section because you hate the truth, truth is just too bitter for you to accept.

Jeez its a democracy, I have a right to my opinion. I am sure if you had your way, you would have probably silenced me.

I stand for what I believe in, you cant cajole me or buy me over. Now kindly leave my thread alone.

Don't be so bitter and egotistic, no one here hates you... Thats an astronomical word you used there. @least no one has tried to assassinate you yet...

petitmonde:
'now leave my thread'
another childish and shallow way to reason.

same 'ol' shii... If you've got a vendetta or feud of such, this isnt the best place to shame your fame... Leave the as* (pun intended) alone and the mare is gonna be so goodie goodie to you.... Aii

Oh My Days! and she looks 50/2 years without make up... Nawa o

ew! Ta ni o je (who go chop am). Eran igbe (poo meat)... OshiNATION

omo, as i just dey read 1st & 2nd page, i taya finish. Op tok say she want make oda otondo babes share dia own, na bobo guys dem dey kary eyes shook 4 the matter. Anyway, i'm not a lady but whenever i walk down the street, across the road or cruising in my car, ladies cant just take their eyes off my LOCO.. Its like I am the cynosure of all dem rude amebos.. Guys with CHOCO LOCOS, how do you all feel?