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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Super Slim High Capacity Powerbanks For Sale! [brand New] by emeraldknytt(m): 7:47am On May 25, 2017
Timileyin1234:


Can u deliver it for me in Eruwa, oyo state for 6500
I'm sorry, i can't. IF You have someone in Ibadan who could be your surrogate, that'd be great. In that way, he/She can fully test/inspect the goods... Moreso, logistics alone is up to 1,000naira if not more (Via NIPOST or Transit)..
Romance / Re: What Advice Will You Give If She Was Your Sis? by emeraldknytt(m): 7:16am On May 24, 2017
TEYA:
what a silly boy he is! you will arrest her? if i am your sister i will just vanish and abort it in another town and come back later. he is not married to her, has not paid anything, what makes him think he has a say?
Well written. Need I also include that You, together with your family, are toying with your sister's psyche. She wants to terminate her life cos she is probably depressed and can't take the bossy and intimidating actions of her supposed wrung up fiancé. If that bloke hasn't paid her brideprice, or gotten engaged with her formally, I'd suggest you take your sister off him before he harms her or perpetrate any nefarious act on the child. *He could be one of these animals who sell babies* (not necessarily the case). I sense the need to help your sister get back in the right frame of mind for better living and completely avoiding the loss of two youngest family members.
Romance / Re: If Animals Rule The World , This Will Happen (pictures Added) by emeraldknytt(m): 9:21pm On May 16, 2017
Terrifying as much as a comic relief.... Be that as it may, This won't happen in this world and the next... and the next... and the next after that... and happily e'er after (post apocalyptic)... wink wink wink

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Crime / Re: Shock As Imam, Wife, 4 Children Butchered In Ijebu-ode by emeraldknytt(m): 9:09pm On May 16, 2017
Pathetic it is, that these unbridled animals in human skin are spreading their wings east coast to west side. More pathetic is the government's activism in clipping that horrendous wings. How can one eat, sleep, pray perhaps make love, as one would any other day only to be 'macheted' like a cow!... This evil must be stopped before it gets spread like blueband on Sliced bread. F.G, do something!
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Father Assaults His 3-Year-Old Child For Defecating In Bedroom (Photos) by emeraldknytt(m): 3:38pm On May 16, 2017
mikky4764:
This is unjustifiable, I know of a girl whose father treats her the same way but I was later told that the father isn't so sure that the girl is his daughter reason he treats her like poo. but whatever the reason, the dad is wicked and barbaric
Have you stood up against such wanton act? Have you tried to reason against the act of cruelty.... Honestly, minding one's business doesn't extend to a minor's life at stake... You can report to the nearest Child service... Please, help the girl in any way necessary. It is highly imperative.
Religion / Re: Lady Gives Birth At Joshua Iginla's Church In Abuja, Receives N200k From Pastor by emeraldknytt(m): 2:16pm On May 16, 2017
If the African mentality is still deeply ingrained, congregation will definitely expect the baby to be a Pastor!

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Phones / Re: Smart Phone 'batteryquettes' To Prolong Your Battery Life. by emeraldknytt(m): 11:05am On May 14, 2017
Actually, Bluetooth is one of the low energy consuming connectivity on a smartphone. You could keep your Bluetooth on all day if you wanted without a noticeable decrease in battery life.


I remember back in the days of java phones, where the cynicism that surrounds virus and malware attack when you keep your Bluetooth on...

Me: Engineer, wetyn fit cause virus for my phone?

ENGR: Na Bluetooth, if you on am down, e go contract virus quick quick...

I been dey fear HIV for my phone in the 04s~08s..
Phones / Re: I Need A Power Bank Case by emeraldknytt(m): 5:29pm On May 13, 2017
ewizard1:

Order from AliExpress, I ordered 2 8-Batteries and 5-Batteries type!
Hell-0 wizard, lemme ask a few quick questions;

❔ How much does the ones you ordered cost?

❔ Does securing the case require screwing or its a press-to-fit-tightly sort of operation?

❔ What are the keywords to find these items on Alixepress or any other e-market?

.... I'll edit my post when I have other questions, in the mean time, I beg of you, do answer these questions.... Sank you o ye wizard!
Romance / Re: She Begged Me To Stay Away From Her by emeraldknytt(m): 3:22pm On May 12, 2017
When a lady wants you to stay away, Trust your Gizzards and STAY AWAY!

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Super Slim High Capacity Powerbanks For Sale! [brand New] by emeraldknytt(m): 8:48pm On May 09, 2017
Timileyin1234:


5,000 for 12,000 mah
Honestly bro, the last price is 6,500naira.... No less
Nairaland / General / Re: Lets Talk Banks - What Was The Most Annoying Thing Your Bank Did To You. by emeraldknytt(m): 3:28pm On May 09, 2017
Mine wasn't the bank in context, just a bank staff at GTbank... It's a She. I had stood for more than forty minutes on the queue, waiting till it would get to my turn to be received. The moment came and I was referred to a lady over the counter so I made my leave for the spot, I got there, explained subtly to her and the next thing, she was awfully sarcastic in an unwelcoming way.. I wish I could b*tchslap her but hey, I cannot stand the reproach from several tens of customers and staff there, so I mellowed and allowed her to make good fun of herself sha....


Other one was quite unpleasant, I was at the bank when this 'brrrrruuuhhhmmm' stomach disturbance started, I became uneasy and my movement turned haphazard... I was sweating under an A.C, airtight banking hall... when I couldn't take more of the 4th world war, I politely asked the security man, right in front of a female staff, if I could use the loo... The she-diot immediately said I shouldn't poo on the floor, She won a few laughs unbeknownst to her that, on that very day, if I had a gun with just one clip, I would have shot her up....
Phones / Re: 3 Possible Reasons Why Power Banks Explode by emeraldknytt(m): 2:56pm On May 09, 2017
prettyboi1989:

m nt sure that there's really a way to tell a fake powerbank from a real one because the one that looks real appears bulgy in size to indicate more battery cells are present in it.
True but not always the case. These guys(bad eggs) have upped their game too, now they fill up their bogus powerbank with heavy rubbish to simulate the weightiness of an original one. What I'll recommend is that you have a trusted dealer and stick to him/her. Should an undesirable situation set in, you can always talk him/her into replacing it for you.
Phones / Re: 3 Possible Reasons Why Power Banks Explode by emeraldknytt(m): 1:30pm On May 09, 2017
prettyboi1989:

Fil power bank is crap, i bought one with a label of 20,000mah on it but it cant charge my 4500 mah battery twice from 0 to 100.
I guess you must have seen the part where I said 'Original' cos unscrupulous individuals will stop at nothing to make clones off the original. More so, quite a number of power bank users do not know how to conceptualize the process of a powerbank. If you operate your phone while charging it from the power bank, the strain is on the power bank not your phone's battery and a phone of that battery capacity cannot take its fill that easily.
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Super Slim High Capacity Powerbanks For Sale! [brand New] by emeraldknytt(m): 8:26am On May 09, 2017
Hello @fbabs and @timileyin1234, the prices of the power banks FIL M105 and New Age JC01 are 7,000NGN and 6500NGN respectively. I apologize for the delay in reply.
Phones / Re: 3 Possible Reasons Why Power Banks Explode by emeraldknytt(m): 7:40am On May 09, 2017
wman:
Stop buying cheap powerbanks.

Get Romoss and other trusted brands.
Not every one digs the idea of shipping in products for use or thriftily spending overseas. There are quite a number of quality brands in our country too. Products like FIL and New Age... Both brands, when the original is bought, are dependable.

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Phones / Re: Itel 1516plus Has The Slowest Charging Technology by emeraldknytt(m): 1:53pm On May 07, 2017
I don't know if any has tried the 'Authentic' prevalent Blackberry Playbook Charger. It is a foldable pin undetachable 2metre cable Charger, that outputs 1.8A in 5V.... If you get the authentic one (as the mediocre ones have flooded the market lately), you will surely have an enjoyable charging experience.
Romance / Re: See My Beautiful Girlfriend by emeraldknytt(m): 8:40am On May 04, 2017
So many critics around here. In an age where cosmetic is an alternate definition of beautiful, I wouldn't have ever expected less.




OP, if not for your insecurity too, displaying that poor lady like she's some accolade, just for the fun of it or Lips... 'Rate my babe', 'How cute is my bae', 'who is more beautiful than my girl'........ and so, such topics come crashing down losing any credible value along with its sense of humor....

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Celebrities / Re: Opeyemi Aiyeola Finds Solution To Her Worn Out Teeth (Photos) by emeraldknytt(m): 10:03pm On May 03, 2017
goldbim:
Wow!!I remember when this aunty used to grace 90percent of Yoruba movies screen back then..she was pretty and young then..nothing lasts forever!
As in ehn, she pretty no be small back then in the day.... She looks like a troll now, I couldn't bear the inner fright of seeing her masculine outline.... Just like you said, "Nothing lasts forever"

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Phones / Re: Carlcare Is Here With You by emeraldknytt(m): 11:27pm On May 02, 2017
CarlcareOpebi:

Hi @emeraldknytt This is a hardware problem; the phone's sub-board will be replaced - this will resolve the charging issue. The phone will be repaired free if it's without a physical damage. Visit the Carlcare Service Centre closest to you for assistance; simply let me know your location so that I forward an address to you.
Thanks a lot ma'am. I made it to the carlcare service centre in Ibadan and my phone has been taken in for repair.
Phones / Re: Carlcare Is Here With You by emeraldknytt(m): 12:05pm On Apr 30, 2017
@CarlcareOpebi, I have this four-month old tecno w4. Up until 26th of this month, my phone's been working well. The problem started last week wednesday (26/04) around 5pm ~ 6pm when i tried to charge it. Once the charger is plugged in, it starts charging and few seconds later, it stops and generates a lot of heat at the camera region. On the same day, my phone went off and won't power on till date.

NB:*i charged my phone from 6% till 75% on the same 26th (wednesday) from 5am till 7am..

*if the issue was software related, how do i convey the specifics of the issue to CC's customer service agents?

*my phone isnt rooted/ hasnt been unscrewed before.
Phones / Re: I Used My XIAOMI Phone In Controlling Appliances Around by emeraldknytt(m): 9:30pm On Apr 23, 2017
ennyhola:

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It will successful
Samfilo31:
even my small gionee M5 can access 2 external 500gb hard wen i plug external USB hub den plug in 2 hard drive
Thanks guys, my curiosity was borne when a particular Camon C9 couldn't read a 500 GB HDD.......

Abeg Xiaomites, do not lowball any brand oooo.... However, I am still deeply pained that W4 doesn't support OTG
Family / Re: My Husband Still Confesses Love To His Ex-girlfriend by emeraldknytt(m): 6:26pm On Apr 23, 2017
Prettiepearlz:

The bold words gives me goosebumps especially the part that says she should ask her husband about her shortcomings so that she would work on herself. Trying to blame her for her husband cheating on her, trying to say she is doing something that is pushing the husband to cheat on his wife with an ex who is a married woman also. Lord! When are you men ever going to take up a blame without having to blame a female folk? And about the husband getting angry because she snooped on his phone, yeah he should be angry but the main thing is, he is about to cheat on his wife. Haven't we seen guys who come here on Nairaland to complain about finding implicating messages on their wife's phone before? And you guys are always the first to say confront her, and now the case is overturned and you are here talking about ego. Will her husband keep quiet if he sees her chats with another man? No he won't, blame the man for cheating and people should stop making a woman feel she is the reason why her husband is cheating.
CC: Cococandy, pls ma'am help me here because I don't even know what to say anymore shocked
You have a point but I also want you to see this in another light. This is Africa, where feminism is deeply downplayed. Only an unwise woman will confront her husband, in the first instance, in this regard.


Let me ask you a question; Can a woman pull polyandry off? In Africa, Most especially Naija, A Capital NO! Whereas, a man can pull polygamy off without societal detriments.... That is why she has to play smart!
FYI, a shortcoming mustn't be anatomical, could be her behaviour, a trait.... Could be anything... The only constant thing, my dear, is Change.

This shouldn't be polemic at all....... It is custom.

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Family / Re: My Husband Still Confesses Love To His Ex-girlfriend by emeraldknytt(m): 5:07pm On Apr 23, 2017
Prettiepearlz:

Oh Lord have mercy. I baffle at some advise here. So she shouldn't confront the husband but she should go and confront the supposed ex. Wow, I am surprised. What's her business with the ex? Is she married to the ex? No the op is married to her husband, shoukd she have any cause to get confrontational, she should confront her husband. Stop giving advice that makes it looks like it is the ex that is supposed to be blamed, when the husband isn't blameless, he is a married man who shouldn't have any business with any woman not even his ex. (mind you I am talking about the husband alone here because he is the one the op is concerned about, nevertheless I am not saying the ex is blameless, yes she is). But the Op should face her husband because it's a crime he partook in. If the husband is disciplined, he wouldn't cheat even if he is being seduced.
Madam, not all men marvel at the knowledge that their wife is going detective on him. Another thing is, men have a very sensitive Ego; should she confront him and her husband find out his own wife has been poking her nose into his privacy... Hell, that send a very Bad Signal and I don't think the outcome is always favourable.

Someone said something about her talking her husband into spilling her shortcomings so she could work on herself.... That is a bright Idea.


From my angle, Her husband is infatuated, Her actions will determine the turn of event. A Direct confrontation should be the last resort
Phones / Re: I Used My XIAOMI Phone In Controlling Appliances Around by emeraldknytt(m): 1:20pm On Apr 23, 2017
Hehehehehe, You just enjoy hunting My. MizColi down, don't ya?..... Lol, Tecno will sue you one day, you know... but the IR blaster isn't a new feature on smartphone... Even dated Nokia symbian phones sported it for file sharing.... XIAOMI is quite honorable to include it in about 87% of their Smartphone brands.....



Do you have an OTG cable? I wanna know if your XIAOMI redmi 4 can read a 500Gb Hard drive disk...

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Family / Re: My Husband Still Confesses Love To His Ex-girlfriend by emeraldknytt(m): 10:56am On Apr 22, 2017
emeraldknytt:
Keep Quiet and Accept Defeat in the form of losing your husband, making your Kids' outlook on life warped and disenfranchise yourself from your happy home..

In my best of knowledge, a direct confrontation with your husband will daze him but should he walk out on you, here are the possible occurrences;
1.)Brave, Bold and Buff when chatting with his Ex-Lover, even in your presence.

2.) Grudge, malice.... intense one!

Best is you find a way to meet up with your husby supposed Ex-Lover before they start getting under the sheets.. Make her know outrightly that You want her to keep off your husband (do this without making it sound like a threat... please), if possible, let her know the implications of what she is doing..... Jeopardizing her marital home, her kids, her reputation.... If she denies the allegation, show her your proof...


Also warn her against telling your husband about your rendezvous else Her own hubby will know about their (your hubby and her) Intrigue....

I pray it works out well as you are faced with a very powerful situation... I pray you pull through it in one piece, a happy home and a More Loving and Loyal Husband.





You can otherwise follow the Yorba demon's modus operandi.... Sending loads of Abusive messages..... Ah swear.... Its very immature!...


Best of Luck
Alternative: I figured out that your husband has so much respect and love for you... Keeping things lowkeyed unlike some men.... I think he just can't help himself.... Let him know that you've found his recent behaviour unusual, communicate with him, do the Ladies' TLC thingy on him..... Life is rapidly gravitating towards prurience... Satisfy your man and make him beg for more....


Those saying Ignore will tear the whole apartment down should they stumble upon such!.... Ignore them!

Best of Luck once again

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Family / Re: My Husband Still Confesses Love To His Ex-girlfriend by emeraldknytt(m): 10:28am On Apr 22, 2017
Keep Quiet and Accept Defeat in the form of losing your husband, making your Kids' outlook on life warped and disenfranchise yourself from your happy home..

In my best of knowledge, a direct confrontation with your husband will daze him but should he walk out on you, here are the possible occurrences;
1.)Brave, Bold and Buff when chatting with his Ex-Lover, even in your presence.

2.) Grudge, malice.... intense one!

Best is you find a way to meet up with your husby supposed Ex-Lover before they start getting under the sheets.. Make her know outrightly that You want her to keep off your husband (do this without making it sound like a threat... please), if possible, let her know the implications of what she is doing..... Jeopardizing her marital home, her kids, her reputation.... If she denies the allegation, show her your proof...


Also warn her against telling your husband about your rendezvous else Her own hubby will know about their (your hubby and her) Intrigue....

I pray it works out well as you are faced with a very powerful situation... I pray you pull through it in one piece, a happy home and a More Loving and Loyal Husband.





You can otherwise follow the Yorba demon's modus operandi.... Sending loads of Abusive messages..... Ah swear.... Its very immature!...


Best of Luck

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Nairaland / General / Re: 5 Easy Ways To Build A Good Reading Habit by emeraldknytt(m): 10:25am On Apr 22, 2017
OP, why the confusion na.... I don't need whistle to Do this;



WaKa!

Romance / Re: I'm A Spoilt Child.. .what Do I Do? by emeraldknytt(m): 9:57am On Apr 22, 2017
What a World!, If this piece ever gets to you.. consider it with utmost necessity.... Also to all ladies who, unfortunately, fall into the same category.

Aunty Alapa stainless, It is very rare to find a soulmate who is ready to stomach the knowledge that you are womanly not useful getting culinary jobs done and other petty house chores. For your family to punish you the an extent that you cannot wash plates, your offence must have been a very strong one and your Family doesn't really want the best for you and you are waltzing to their ballad... What a shame!

Thank God you know you are beyond spoilt (Rotten comes to mynd) but your saving grace is, you admitted it yourself. Now for the solution;

Being you will be the most conventional thing to do but in the process, to an average Nigerian, you will drastically lose your worth like NGN to USD. To make up for your shortcomings, find someone (a friend, your pre-husband or boyfriend) who can help you find FUN in doing these chores and cooking... Could be gisting/ discussing something fun while doing the dishes or cooking or washing... Just engage yourself in the FUN part of doing these chores to avoid boredom from making you give up on yourself (which you are evidently in your post). TRUST ME, If you are a SITTING DUCK or LAYING LOG, You brideprice is just a HandShake..... Double shame!!


Verdict: Double Up on menial chores and you'll know how it feels to truly be happy being a Woman.... My take





-Life isn't a carousel- going round and round and comes back to focus on you.


MY TRUTH IS BITTER LIKE ALOMO BITTERS++++ Nigerian Rappers... xD

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Crime / Re: Cleaner Steals $2600 From His Boss & Was Caught. See How He Shared The Money by emeraldknytt(m): 6:51am On Apr 22, 2017
Una go fear Mr Ojuku analysis on top $2600.../ me set fear..

..
Mama - five tosaaan
Brother - seven tosaaan
Him Padi (wey still dey flex with the money)- thirty-five tosaan
Hello Bae (A typical PEPPER DEM GANG)- Jackpot! (pot of gold)





Abeggii, flog him some more, he deserves to learn how to allocate his stolen funds.... Mumu abi Mugu.. ode!

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Cleaner Steals $2600 From His Boss,Gets Caught & Brutalised(Photos) by emeraldknytt(m): 6:37am On Apr 22, 2017
Imagine expenses on the over 500,000NGN.... Mama - five tosaaan
Brother - seven tosaaan



Him Padi (wey still dey flex with the money)- thirty-five tosaan

Hello Bae (A typical PEPPER DEM GANG)- Jackpot! (pot of gold)





Abeggii, flog him some more, he deserves to learn how to allocate his stolen funds.... Mumu abi Mugu.. ode!

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