₦airaland Forum

Dey play. I knew one. She was even above 50.

She passed away recently (RIP ma)

Indeed all of us will leave this earth one day

Bmaster:
But on a more serious note,if president Tinubu Actually likes nyesom wike for Real,the duo should be on vacation together so that the treatment, drugs and medical checks the president is getting from his doctors at at france should be extended to wike Too.


I am just saying in essence that wike is not really Healthy now unlike when he was under Pdp

Is he getting younger day by day or older?

Mexyz:
What's with the new discoveries of Mexicans flooding our forest for drug businesses

To evade the eyes of international securities na.

They believe Nigeria would be a safe heaven

Bayoonanuga:
Nokia C2 that year

I use ham disvirgin one girl that year

2go

Bad guy. Girls are just too materialistic abeg. No be today e start

mastermaestro:
Do you want to pollute another man's house? Repent or go build your own and turn it into a brothel. Nonsense and filth!

Every human being you see, has more than1 face depends on the face they want you to see.

But you see those showing thr face of saints? Those are some really really bad guys. If you see them where they are dabbling inside filth and sins eh, e go shock you.

Dangote is very smart, he and his gang will systematically pull out their money and leave the masses money running the business, if something happens, oyo

I'd rather lock my funds with piggyvest and collect an upfront interest than put my money in Dangote IPO

Dtruthspeaker:
This one is about you exercising your own personal right to allow your house to be used as a female abbatoir.

If not the landlord does not need to wait for 6months. He can terminate the contract and give you your unused rent as you give him the keys of his house that same day.

U guys think that's how the law works??

christejames:
How does it concern the Okada riders and bus drivers passing the bulk of expensive fuel to the untold passengers?

Channel your anger to those who closed Strait of Hormuz just so as to weaken China's Economy while they are sitting ontop of Venezuelas oil without caring about what their actions will do to the rest of the world

kingbee90:
Chicago, Chicago, Chicago!!

Since one man who is now a president of a 3rd world country used his youthful age to sell dru9s in that state decades ago, Chicago has never remained the same.

Like play like play, e go still dock una favorite and will be president till 2031 before it goes back to north for another 8yrs

Omooorrrr this one go control any man wey mistakenly marry her sha.
Eyya I dan dey pity the man already sef

Helinuse:
Whenever a woman says a man is behaving maturely, they are indirectly applauding the fact that, really, they are controlling him.

You've said it all.

That's always their definition of matured, when they can easily control a man an manipulates him

If na man do this one na, una for don roast am finish.

But as e be say na woman, age is suddenly just a number

At least now we go see where una patriotism lies.

Should fuel keep soaring higher coz una get shares for Dangote or price should crash so that every Nigerian can be able to afford basic stuffs?

You end up saying nothing though.

It's like you created this thread so that you go use other people experience take guide 😂😂

Sensiblerealist:
Sometimes to 3 countries I think. But most of them Noor dey pay to Nigeria anyway, who cares if they do. Sheybe the politicians and civil servants go embezzle am ni.
Depending on each country's tax policies, certain categories of people may have to pay tax to (a) country of residence
(b) Where the job/work in this case, competition is
(c) Country where her businesses are established e.g investment like real estate, stocks etc
(d) Country of origin

Thank you for the clarity but if person pay tax to 3 countries wettin go come remain?? Nawa o

Congratulations.

But here is my question, would she oay tax to Nigerian government or she will pay tax to the government of the country where the tournament took place?

GOFRONT:
I read about one Pato who is an Adult actor on frontpage yesterday........I will advise this woman to go and allign with Pato for a remedial.........Cucumber will disappoint, Pato wont!!!


Shebi Nairaland been promote Pato yesterday, Me too wan use this avenue to promote him too..

Lols which one be you read about one Pato, asif you don't already kwn him

Sonnobax15:

Na davido you dey talk about so even before opening the thread,I knew he was the one.

If you really want to murder that dude's musical career, just set him up to freestyle

Hahahaha which kind wahala be this
Wait make hin 30BG gang come for your head

nurey:
You go pay you go taya or just reachout to the powers that be and settle them to sweep the issue under the carpet

$6.7m thats about money for two to three Bugatti Veyron Hyper cars.

or

Give it as grant at 1m naira each to 8 thousands Nigerians to create both direct and indirect jobs to the economy hence boosting GDP and tax returns of the country , if i hear say dem care about the citizens.

Lols you and I know they won't even allow the company to give the money to the masses, despite they know that beneficiaries will pay tax. They will prefer the company gives them so they can loot it

If she's doing better tha than him, how come she's taking okada instead of driving her own car?

DEXTROVERT:
If I were a serious presidential candidate... Challenging Tinubu today...
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‎My two biggest promises would be to return subsidy to pre-2023 level... and pegging the Naira....
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‎Atiku tried but he is scared of putting out a figure...
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‎Sowore and the SDP guys are inconsequential...
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‎Even though Tinubu is in pole position... Atiku and Obi have some base....
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‎If I were in their shoes....I will promise taking fuel to N300.....
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‎To actualize these ...the Naira must be pegged...
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‎I will peg it at N300 to a dollar.... by fiat....
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‎Tinubu has amassed enough reserve to defend the Naira for at least two years...
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‎today a litre of fuel is equivalent to a dollar...
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‎So I won't be paying subsidy.... but simply defending Naira with Tinubu and cardoso sweat...
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‎Leadership is not rocket science... on the day of my swearing in.... I will do opposite of what Tinubu did in Eagle square....
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‎" Subsidy is Back "
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‎There would be jubilation across Nigeria...
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‎Many would be taking their dead and abandoned generator to repair...
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‎In the first one year .... petrol sellers would definitely be selling old stock.... so reducing fuel from N1300 to N300 would take time...
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‎I would immediately set up taskforce to crackdown on the shylock marketers...
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‎Fuel scarcity would return in full force...
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‎" leading is not rocket science"...
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‎Nigerians would groan...in queue at NNPCL stations... why black market keep prices at N1500+..
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‎in solidarity....I will join them in fuel queues...
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‎After one year... normalcy return... in my 3rd year in office FX reserve is gone.... I no longer have institutions ready to give me dollar.... dollar scarcity returns...... Aboki becomes the king again...

Aboki can exchange their dollar for N2000 ...but official rate is N300.... If you don't see it anywhere for N300 pretend you are seeing it.... Nothing is actually real in life..
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‎Under Tinubu $1billion received from crude sales gives Nigeria N1.3 trillion...
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‎But under my govt.... it becomes N300 billion.....
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‎So all these shout of govs getting too much money disappear.... so they go back to the rosy era of not paying salaries...
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govs and their family will be hungry...
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‎Imported goods will be very cheap... A bag of foreign rice would be sold for N15k.. Local industries would close shops..
‎But I would advice their workers to embrace farming..... that's our destiny...
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‎Let's leave industrialization for oyibo...
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‎of course tax revenue will crash as imports crush all local industries...
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‎That is no big deal...as there would be no money for politicians to l00t....
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‎Minimum wage should go back to N20,000.... Labor would resist it.... but..
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‎" Leadership is not rocket science"
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‎I promised 4 years term...
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‎When CBN dollar dry up...
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‎Fuel scarcity returns....
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‎industries dried up....
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‎Salaries stopped....
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‎Construction works stops...
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‎protest everywhere.....
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‎I will travel abroad for two weeks...
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‎Shave my beard....
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‎When I return.... they can call me ghost and Igwe from Congo...
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‎After my tenure.... I leave my successor to either clean up the mess I left behind or swim inside the mess.
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‎Afterall " leadership is not rocket science"
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‎Anyone who thinks leadership is rocket science is the reason why the Urhobos say....
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‎It is better to born a thief than to born a mumu...
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‎Proverbs are not for kids...
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Lols is Like you are not a Nigerian or you are not leaving in Nigeria. Ogar any Taskforce wey u go set without declaring a death penalty for corruption is a waste of time. How long before your so called Taskforce colludes with who they are supposed to checkmate to scam you and the country?

fineboynl:
The houthis are paper weight like hamas. The media is giving them such power like you do here.

They are a collectors of ragtags.

Ragtag yet Saudi US and UK have not been able to defeat them?

That was how you guys said Taliban were Ragtag, 20yrs and Trillions of dollars wasted, at the end na Run America run leave Afghanistan

fergie001:
Because of to satisfy woman, I dey crase?

If e no do you, go meet Pato or lex Steele

Bad guy, so u sabi Pato?

Baba Vaseline go don too suffer for your hand sha

buygala:
That's not even my problem ....We are too many in the world sef, so some elimination by natural morron selection isn't too bad.

My concern is after the penis enlargement procedure, is it the flaccid or erect state of the penis that will become bigger?

This is a very valid question o.

I have been thinking about it, if it's the flaccid one, wahala go dey o, coze go heavy person no be small o

ogolemati:
well am not surprised.which year did you join

You still didn't answer the question

ogolemati:
I don't know the year you joined All past criminals party but you are not different from your superiors.wait shebi am Peter obi to answer this question or what.you didn't see someone was interviewing him but instead of you to go and interview him with your questions,you are behaving like something is really wrong with you.well I know something is wrong

My problem is both you and your principal always run away from that question

Why is Peter Obi and his mob like supporters not criticising Ekpa and Nnamdi??

Kazeeem lori ro😂😂😂

ogolemati:
hope you have received your certificate

SeeWahala:
And tilumbu that said he didn't believe in the 'one Nigeria' should be your president abi?

See the agbad0iid 🌽 dàtá b0i reasoning 😏

aworatak:
[/quote][quote author=SeeWahala post=140594904]Tilumbu himself used his own mouth to say he didn't believe in one Nigeria that's the absolute worst thing someone claiming to be a leader or statesman can say

Simple question I want to ask, why has Obi never condemned Simon Ekpa and Nnamdi if he claims he so much believe in one Nigeria?

You see what family palaver have done to the man abi?

If you like go carry your wife and her people responsibilities put for your head, na u sabi

Vaseline crew that year no be small thing

You don't dwell on the past yet you drew your reference from the past.

Is all right o