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Business / Re: CBN Bars Crypto Bank Account Operators From Cash Withdrawal by Emeskhalifa(m): 6:21am On Jan 04
All these stress coz I wan use CBN's method to do crypto? Abeg make person stick to p2p jarey

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Politics / Re: NNPC Denies Dispute With Marketers, Says Subsidy ‘Entirely Removed’ by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:13pm On Jan 03
Let them keep covering the reality till they cannot hide it anymore

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Find Drugs In A Lady's Handbag At The Airport (Pictures/Video) by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:50am On Jan 03
Be like this one dey work for one top boss oo. Coz I don't understand, putting drugs in such a plain sight then look at how she's even putting her hand on her waist like 'nothing fit happen ajeh'

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Celebrates Arrival Of Y2024 First Babies In Four Lagos Hospitals by Emeskhalifa(m): 1:09pm On Jan 02
Man's just everywhere.

Not sure there is a performing governor like him currently in Nigeria.
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 200k In 2024? by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:20pm On Jan 01
sofeo:
Learn crypto.
Study it well before investing.

You that's advising him to learn crypto, how much have you made from crypto?

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Nairaland / General / Re: 2024 Is The Year Of Nairaland's Resurgence by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:18pm On Jan 01
mrjojo:
Nairaland is a 2 billion naira worth at the minimum of venture if seun decide to take it seriously

Seun still runs this as a side of side project from his "cubicle" in sango-ota .

Knowing Seun to be an introvert who doesn't like the spot light or want to be popular just as myself, if I were him

I will

Run Nairaland as a business' by

1. Opening a physical office space in Lagos, Abuja, Sango-ota as HQ

2. Employ a CEO to run it while I continue to serve as founder and CTO

3. Employ a full team of enginneers, UX front end designers, marketers

Manage

1. Front page should be very current with update as it happens, ( I see a news/even on instablog and see it days after on the frontpage), alot of people only visit the front page, so it must be regularly updated and of high quality

2. limit posting to some section for new accounts, like have some way you rank accounts, new account should have a 3 month sandbox restriction.

3. make it impossible to register multiple account from thesame device,

4. Use text verification and real email ( no temp mails) for registration

5. Moderation : Each section should have atleast 2 mod and very active section 3 with 1 supermod.

6. Tribalism and hate speech should attract ban, device ban, email ban if possible an IP ban after two warnings






Buid

Implement new feature,

One of the allure of Nairaland is it simplistic UI and fast loading time

That doesn't need to change but it can be better,

1. Add Night mode, this will switch the background to black which is easy on the eyes at night, users can toggle on off

2. Add a bit of self moderation by adding a dislike button (when a comment has so many disikes, a moderator manually access if it should be hidden, users can still view the comment if clicked

3. An email system should be designed, communication stays on nairaland instead of third part email (all nairaland user get a user@nairaland.com email after 6 months of active usage provided the haven't been banned more than thrice,.

4. Build a robust ad management system, from creation, funding , moderation,

5.make it easy to share, the share button can be linked to whatsapp, fb, tiktok, IG, so when someone click on share they can also share outside the platform
a short url like naira.land will also make sharing easy

6. native ios/app with great push feature



mabe more later if I think of more


This boss is loaded. I wish Seun can get him on his team

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Crime / Re: Child Marriage: Bayelsa Govt Summons 4-Year-Old Girl’s Parents, "Husband" by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:14am On Dec 31, 2023
Ahn ahn, so una sef dey do under age marriages? If this news was from the North, by now una for don wash dem finish with insults

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Food / Re: New Year: Who Can Help Me With How To Cook Fried Rice For My Kids by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:15pm On Dec 29, 2023
mariahAngel:
Recipe for basic Nigerian fried rice.

Ingredients for chicken and stock:

- Chicken
- Onions (chopped)
- Curry powder
- Thyme
- Seasoning (knorr chicken preferably)
- Salt
- A little water (for stock)


Ingredients for vegetables:

- Onions
- Carrots
- Fresh peppers (ata rodo)
- Green peppers
- Green beans
- Spring onions
- Curry powder
- Thyme

All vegetables chopped.

Process:


Step one

Season and cook your chicken as you would with the listed ingredients, until done.
Be sure to have some stock in your chicken, because you're going to use it to cook your rice.

Step two

Cook your rice with the chicken stock and water as required, add seasoning and salt to give taste to your rice.
You can also add curry powder to the rice for aroma and colour.
Seasoning your rice ahead will make it taste better when you eventually mix with the stir fried vegetables.

Step three

If you want your chicken fried, you can start by frying your chicken in the same oil your going to use to fry your vegetables.

Make sure not to fry on high heat, so that your oil does not smoke.

And you don't need much oil.
Shallow frying your chicken is okay.
Just to brown them a little.

Step four

After frying your chicken, proceed to frying your chopped vegetables, starting with onions, carrots, green beans, green peppers, spring onions, thyme, in that order.

Note: You can skip the curry powder if you already added some to the cooked rice, or you can go ahead and add a little.
Curry always does Nigerian fried rice good.

Step five

Add the cooked rice into the stir fried vegetables (or the vegetables to your rice, whichever one is convenient for you)
Mix until well combined.
Taste for salt, and add if needed.

Your basic Nigerian fried rice is ready. Serve with your chicken.🙂
You can ask questions for clarity.

Ewoooo
Make I keep quiet sha
Celebrities / Re: Ola Of Lagos Replies Steve Varsano, Says Client Gives Him Price by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:46am On Dec 29, 2023
The over inflated nonsense we pay for all in the name of buying expensive stuffs na why Ola dey get supporters and sympathisers be that.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Splashes N1.4 Billion On A Brand New Ferrari by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:45am On Dec 29, 2023
I understand car is an asset but aren't there better assets that these guys can put their money in??

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Celebrities / Re: Ola Of Lagos Busted By A White Man Over Fake Price by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:30am On Dec 29, 2023
AJSfan:
some of you sound like illiterates. So you are hired to sell a land, you will go and do your market research first or sell it at the price your client asks you to? All the real estates your celebrities are advertising, is it the real value? But if dey tell you a Gucci bag is 2000£ you will accept. Nawa for una. Once white man don talk, demigod don talk be dat

Like I said, if you like make research if you like no make your research, be blinded by the money that you will earn and not consider your company for a long time, na u sabi.

I will ask again, who is being dragged currently, his company or the company that gave him inflated figures that he didn't verify?
Celebrities / Re: Ola Of Lagos Busted By A White Man Over Fake Price by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:49am On Dec 29, 2023
Blaze14k:
He wasn't bursted.. dude actually explained himself very well on his tiktok page of recent. The prices he give is what his client told him so those numbers are not inflated by him. Please you people should stop destroying what he built for years.

Ogar it is his responsibility to make research. Abi now wey dem burst am, who's reputation is in the mud?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Vows Revenge After Israeli Air Strike Kills Top General In Syria by Emeskhalifa(m): 3:51pm On Dec 28, 2023
AntiTerrorist:
Just like Palestine allies are retaliating. I wonder why delusion as become normal for you people.

Carry your wahala go another place. I no get strength for all this one. Meet your fellow fanatic make una dig am there.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Vows Revenge After Israeli Air Strike Kills Top General In Syria by Emeskhalifa(m): 1:25pm On Dec 28, 2023
kevwemike:
How I wish the world can come together to take Iran out, the world we expirence some peace.

Taken out Iran will just breed another globe problem because her allies will retaliate
Politics / Re: People Defy Sit-at-home In Onitsha Anambra, Go About Their Christmas Activities by Emeskhalifa(m): 12:58pm On Dec 25, 2023
Mercury12:

Opor😂😂😂

United State of Biafra USB😂

Una like trouble.

Which be USB cheesy

Usb ko Oraimo cable grin

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Politics / Re: 22 States, FCT Reduced Their Domestic Debts By ₦‎176 Billion In Q3 2023 by Emeskhalifa(m): 12:56pm On Dec 25, 2023
AMAUCHESKY:
Its well for the economy

Addiction will make you look weak and have thought of suicide sometimes,
most times you said I won't do this again 🤓 but less than 48hours you are on it 😭
contact me via my signature, for steps on how to overcome

Na me u dey talk to boss.

48hrs too much, I subconsciously slip back to it again
Politics / Re: History Will Judge Me, I Served Nigeria Best Way I Could – Babangida by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:29pm On Dec 24, 2023
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Romance / Re: Can You Marry An Ex Hook Up Girl If She Changed? by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:34pm On Dec 22, 2023
cry

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Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki Plays Basketball With Youths (Pictures) by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:26pm On Dec 22, 2023
Presidential ambition loading cheesy

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Politics / Re: Reps To Investigate Exorbitant Charges By POS Operators by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:15am On Dec 22, 2023
The clueless government again.

Have you investigated what's the reason for the scarcity of cash or you are just being clueless of what to do as usual?

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Business / Re: How Is Cash Availability In Your Area? by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:12pm On Dec 21, 2023
Godoverevery:


Are you finding it difficult to get cash where you are in lagos??


Ikeja wey u talk about na lie

Last week
I went there
Gtb na 10k
Globus 50k
Uba 50k

Atms not working
Business / Re: How Is Cash Availability In Your Area? by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:10pm On Dec 21, 2023
GoWithGood:


You should ask first if i need to transport myself to my bank. No, i dont need to do that.

Also, consider when large amount of money is involved.


There are pos guys out there that can swallow whatever amount you think you have that you think is large. All those small small boys and girls you see doing pos are mere attendants, their ogars wey send dem dey office or house the control the business o

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Business / Re: How Is Cash Availability In Your Area? by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:46pm On Dec 21, 2023
Godoverevery:
In lagos there is no cash scarcity......POS are even fighting for customers

You are not being sincere and you self know that
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mass Shooting At Prague University, Czech. 15 Killed, 24 Injured by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:16pm On Dec 21, 2023
Fearyourcreator:

na religion you wan bring ... Yeye

But e no lie na

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Crime / Re: Man Declared Innocent After Spending 48 Years In US Prison by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:26pm On Dec 21, 2023
Make e sue dem make dem pay am for damages

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Politics / Re: United States Investors Coming To Lekki Free Trade Zone: US Consul General by Emeskhalifa(m): 2:12pm On Dec 21, 2023
Ok nice so long bad policies won't send them away

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Politics / Re: Pauline Tallen Barred From Public Office Over 'Kangaroo Judgement' Remark by Emeskhalifa(m): 1:48pm On Dec 21, 2023
Nawa ooo
Career / Re: Is This True About Salaries In The UK. by Emeskhalifa(m): 3:55pm On Dec 18, 2023
pedel:
You are not very intelligent.
I work and live in England. I pay my taxes here.
Furthermore, I don't want to call you a fool, not because you are not one, but because it will violate Nairaland 2nd rule.


But you've successfully called him a full without violating 2md rule na😂😂
Foreign Affairs / Re: Car Crashes Into Biden’s Motorcade At Campaign Headquarters (pic) by Emeskhalifa(m): 3:45pm On Dec 18, 2023
If na here, who dash monkey banana?.
President wan pass, 30nins before his arrival dem go don stop other road users from plying the road.

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Politics / Re: FAAC Disburses N1.08trn To FG, States, Lgs by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:07am On Dec 18, 2023
Dem don pay una states. Goan hold your governors and chairmen accountable. No come here dey shout Tinibu in Abuja when ordinary chairman in your local government wey u dey see everyday u no fit hold dem accountable.

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Politics / Re: ₦25k Monthly To 15M Nigerians, Tax Waivers Solutions To Economic Hardship - BAT by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:00am On Dec 18, 2023
Is this msn trying to be funny or what?

25k for this hard time??

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