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If she's doing better tha than him, how come she's taking okada instead of driving her own car?

DEXTROVERT:
If I were a serious presidential candidate... Challenging Tinubu today...
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‎My two biggest promises would be to return subsidy to pre-2023 level... and pegging the Naira....
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‎Atiku tried but he is scared of putting out a figure...
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‎Sowore and the SDP guys are inconsequential...
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‎Even though Tinubu is in pole position... Atiku and Obi have some base....
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‎If I were in their shoes....I will promise taking fuel to N300.....
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‎To actualize these ...the Naira must be pegged...
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‎I will peg it at N300 to a dollar.... by fiat....
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‎Tinubu has amassed enough reserve to defend the Naira for at least two years...
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‎today a litre of fuel is equivalent to a dollar...
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‎So I won't be paying subsidy.... but simply defending Naira with Tinubu and cardoso sweat...
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‎Leadership is not rocket science... on the day of my swearing in.... I will do opposite of what Tinubu did in Eagle square....
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‎" Subsidy is Back "
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‎There would be jubilation across Nigeria...
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‎Many would be taking their dead and abandoned generator to repair...
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‎In the first one year .... petrol sellers would definitely be selling old stock.... so reducing fuel from N1300 to N300 would take time...
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‎I would immediately set up taskforce to crackdown on the shylock marketers...
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‎Fuel scarcity would return in full force...
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‎" leading is not rocket science"...
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‎Nigerians would groan...in queue at NNPCL stations... why black market keep prices at N1500+..
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‎in solidarity....I will join them in fuel queues...
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‎After one year... normalcy return... in my 3rd year in office FX reserve is gone.... I no longer have institutions ready to give me dollar.... dollar scarcity returns...... Aboki becomes the king again...

Aboki can exchange their dollar for N2000 ...but official rate is N300.... If you don't see it anywhere for N300 pretend you are seeing it.... Nothing is actually real in life..
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‎Under Tinubu $1billion received from crude sales gives Nigeria N1.3 trillion...
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‎But under my govt.... it becomes N300 billion.....
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‎So all these shout of govs getting too much money disappear.... so they go back to the rosy era of not paying salaries...
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govs and their family will be hungry...
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‎Imported goods will be very cheap... A bag of foreign rice would be sold for N15k.. Local industries would close shops..
‎But I would advice their workers to embrace farming..... that's our destiny...
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‎Let's leave industrialization for oyibo...
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‎of course tax revenue will crash as imports crush all local industries...
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‎That is no big deal...as there would be no money for politicians to l00t....
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‎Minimum wage should go back to N20,000.... Labor would resist it.... but..
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‎" Leadership is not rocket science"
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‎I promised 4 years term...
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‎When CBN dollar dry up...
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‎Fuel scarcity returns....
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‎industries dried up....
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‎Salaries stopped....
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‎Construction works stops...
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‎protest everywhere.....
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‎I will travel abroad for two weeks...
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‎Shave my beard....
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‎When I return.... they can call me ghost and Igwe from Congo...
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‎After my tenure.... I leave my successor to either clean up the mess I left behind or swim inside the mess.
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‎Afterall " leadership is not rocket science"
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‎Anyone who thinks leadership is rocket science is the reason why the Urhobos say....
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‎It is better to born a thief than to born a mumu...
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‎Proverbs are not for kids...
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Lols is Like you are not a Nigerian or you are not leaving in Nigeria. Ogar any Taskforce wey u go set without declaring a death penalty for corruption is a waste of time. How long before your so called Taskforce colludes with who they are supposed to checkmate to scam you and the country?

fineboynl:
The houthis are paper weight like hamas. The media is giving them such power like you do here.

They are a collectors of ragtags.

Ragtag yet Saudi US and UK have not been able to defeat them?

That was how you guys said Taliban were Ragtag, 20yrs and Trillions of dollars wasted, at the end na Run America run leave Afghanistan

fergie001:
Because of to satisfy woman, I dey crase?

If e no do you, go meet Pato or lex Steele

Bad guy, so u sabi Pato?

Baba Vaseline go don too suffer for your hand sha

buygala:
That's not even my problem ....We are too many in the world sef, so some elimination by natural morron selection isn't too bad.

My concern is after the penis enlargement procedure, is it the flaccid or erect state of the penis that will become bigger?

This is a very valid question o.

I have been thinking about it, if it's the flaccid one, wahala go dey o, coze go heavy person no be small o

ogolemati:
well am not surprised.which year did you join

You still didn't answer the question

ogolemati:
I don't know the year you joined All past criminals party but you are not different from your superiors.wait shebi am Peter obi to answer this question or what.you didn't see someone was interviewing him but instead of you to go and interview him with your questions,you are behaving like something is really wrong with you.well I know something is wrong

My problem is both you and your principal always run away from that question

Why is Peter Obi and his mob like supporters not criticising Ekpa and Nnamdi??

Kazeeem lori ro😂😂😂

ogolemati:
hope you have received your certificate

SeeWahala:
And tilumbu that said he didn't believe in the 'one Nigeria' should be your president abi?

See the agbad0iid 🌽 dàtá b0i reasoning 😏

aworatak:
[/quote][quote author=SeeWahala post=140594904]Tilumbu himself used his own mouth to say he didn't believe in one Nigeria that's the absolute worst thing someone claiming to be a leader or statesman can say

Simple question I want to ask, why has Obi never condemned Simon Ekpa and Nnamdi if he claims he so much believe in one Nigeria?

You see what family palaver have done to the man abi?

If you like go carry your wife and her people responsibilities put for your head, na u sabi

Vaseline crew that year no be small thing

You don't dwell on the past yet you drew your reference from the past.

Is all right o

Baawaa:
Where are the obituary people, fresh food is ready

Dem go too roast these guy no be small

Was the guy the only person she was dating? Make she come swear with her full chest make we see

At least someone is seeing things how I see them.
Again, I still believe yesterday's incident was staged. Man likes too much attention and pity abeg.

I don't know but I just have the feeling that it was all staged.

That man just want to be the center of attraction and likes getting cheap sympathy wherever he goes.

Check the trend of his political career and you will agree with me.

ReluctantAdult:
He's probably into the Cuck fetish
You know, the hotwife kinda arrangement

They're all over Reddit. Go feed your eyes on r/hotwife or r/cuckold. You're welcome

U sure some of those thing on reddit are real and no be one serial killer dey find who to kpai?

GOFRONT:
This Man is not as Insecured as Nigerian Men.........This man can even approve the final banging of his fiancee by her Ex guy........

And with the Generosity of this SIMPle man, lets see how DNA lab test business will flourish in that country!!

At first I thought you were taking side with the man, but saw what you did there

Samuels90:
Always causing problems all around the world. On X they tagging them Nigerians, some Nigerians are denying them.

They are not Nigerians. They are Americans.

If they had done something good, shey you think say Americans go gree call them Nigerians

princepee:
Be careful what you wish for....
Everything is not cruise...
Don't try to be woke with death, you May die before you know it.

Which one be be careful of what you wish for?

Is there anyone that can stay forever on earth?

Death is certain, no one can escape it

stan4b:
In every rumor, there's always an atom of truth.
Only time will tell.

So how many people are in prison for owing palmpay?

Is it that some of una..... . Make I no complete wettin dey my mind abeg.

Have a nice day

Kobojunkie:
The woman refused to breastfeed the baby, and the man refused to step in to protect the child from the obviously deranged woman. Why? Why didn't the man immediately take over feeding duty for the child and take her to the hospital as soon as he realized the baby was ill? 😒😒😒

All these nonsensical tales don't help men at all. The man chose a woman who was of questionable intelligence to have the child with. After he realized in the hospital her intentions, he should have immediately stepped in to protect the child from the woman and maybe see to it that she was institutionalized or at least deprived of access to the child. Why tell us sob stories when it is both the man and woman who failed the child? Assuming the child did indeed die as a result of parental neglect, I hope both of them will spend at least 10 years each in jail for letting that child die. 😒😒

You always have a way of defending bad women no matter how grievous their offences are. That is weird sha o.

Emmagal:
The question is not really whether ₦500 million is a lot of money
The bigger issue is whether a Nigerian musician can genuinely build that kind of wealth from music and other legitimate businesses

What's the big deal? I started my restaurant business with just 1 grain of rice, today we sell over 10 bags of cooked rice in a day🤥

Stopped since I became adult.

Animie na for kids na

Have they finally found a way to convince uncle Sam to agree with the new map?

Be like na Moroccan lady I go go marry las las.

Biodun556:
If it is on negative, you would have used it against the president

Abeg no mind them.
As it is on the positive, they still have to look for a way to twist it

meobizy:
If you’re not large enough to please women, use your brain to think of multiple means. P. Diddy is on the small side and has women loyal to him. He focused on money, which gets him any baddie he wants. Nature gifts everybody average survival adaptations. What you do with your possessions is up to you. I’ve seen a seven-footer whose phallus was no longer than my pinky toe. Nature only cared that he could reproduce.

Satisfaction also matters.
If you are privileged to hear some bedroom matters, you will understand why some men will take anything to please their partners and why some women go for all those enlargement enhancers and tighteners.

It is just not about being able to reproduce

As a man just get money.
I swear just get money

hatchy:
Over 58 Billion yet many businesses are closing down. Uber just exited Nigeria few days ago. How come the increased external research doesn't translate to more jobs creation from FDI

The desperation of Ahmed Tinubu is way out of this world. Man can lie, surrounded himself with crooked personalities just like himself, so they're doing everything tto cling on to power, unfortunately it's over before it even started.

Ogar Uber should have closed long time ago, even before this government came to power Uber already lost most of their customers to Bolt and indrive. I am telling you this as a Pilot. U fit turn on both apps before you go get one order for Uber, u go don get like 5 for bolt, and that was way before Tinubu became president.

If they are not making significant profits, they should keep staying abi?

Any time I want to feel motivated as a poor man pikin wey I be, I just go to Erriga's page.

ogolemati:
ok so what do we do with them if they fail to keep up with their promises

Nothing, we don't have a law that prescribes what should happen to them, reason why all of them are getting away with the atrocities they committed while in office
And Obi won't be any different, if he would be, we'd see the sign with Anambra that he governed