₦airaland Forum

SusanOpeyemi:
So na ASUU dey feed Nigerians abi?

If ASUU was to be on strike, una go still blame Tinubu.

Abeg make una dey appreciate even the little ones wey dem do.

Now answer the question, when was the last time you heard ASUU strike? Fuel scarcity?

Yankee101:
Kindly explain the wickedness
Do you know how many Ghanaians are in Nigeria hustling? A bigger exchange rate doesn’t mean a higher or guaranteed income

How many Ghanaians are In Nigeria hustling compared to how many Nigerians are in Ghana hustling?
Ghana is this, Ghana is that yet Nigerians in Ghana are not returning home, rather they are sending money home so their relatives can buy properties for them.

Make una dey whine una sef, a bigger exchange rate doesn’t mean anything, goan explain that one to those earning in foreign currency

Better listen to your mum and put that 1.5m in whatever gave you the 1.5m.

Abi na so body dey scratch you reach?

Summary is no jump into financial crisis. You are about to make the biggest mistake of your life. Pls listen to your mom

Inspirer1:
I'm still buying from there (NNPCL) though...I was buying #880, but yesterday it was reduced and sold #870 per litre.

Which NNPC sold to you at 880?

Softmen:
Most of these nairalanders shouting Ghana ke, hunger dey flog dem handicap under there roof oooo 🤣🤣🤣 some never comot for naija for once oo not to talk off enjoying 24/7 power electricity



Some Nigerians never wan believe say naija no get level anymore na until una comot for naija una mind go dey

You dey mind dem?

People wey some of dem still dey eat for mama thank you pot.

SlavaUkraini:
@ OP

Let me advise you as someone that lived in Ghana for 10+ years

Stay in Nigeria and do not relocate to Ghana.

If you relocate to Ghana, you will regret it...

1... Majority of Ghanians do not fancy Nigerians...

2... They are envious and not happy when a Nigerian is doing well in their country....

3.... Not to talk of the issues you would have with the Ghanian immigration officials that are hunting for Nigerians and looking for ways to collect money from "Omo Naija" (Whether your resident permit is updated or not)

4.... Another problem you will encounter is the language barrier.... Ghana is not an entirely English speaking country...

When you get there, your ears go hear word...

If you cannot speak Asante Twi, you will be amongst men, most miserable 😖😖😖

Asante Twi is one of the major languages in Ghana that is spoken often in their major cities and towns.

If you can speak that language, then you will be mistaken for a Ghanian and even deny that you are a Nigerian and you will be believed.

5.... What about Ghana Police ?

Bro as soon as they are aware that a Nigerian is living in any neighborhood, you are a target for easy and frequent extortion whether you are a Yahoo boy or not.

And if there is any robbery or criminal activity in that your neighbourhood, they will see you as a potential suspect...

Don't let anyone deceive you. Nigerians are not living freely in Ghana the way Ghanians are living freely in Nigeria...

Nigerian shops are Still locked up 🔒🔒🔐 In some of the markets and business districts in Ghana out of Jealousy and their fear of Nigerians taking over their businesses

Ghana is not where I would advise a Nigerian to relocate to.

If you must relocate, Go to America or Canada.

And na Camel wey Cristiano Ronaldo used go Saudi, e go use go US or Canada na.

Asif that's how easy it is to migrate to America.

Yankee101:
The relocation money to Ghana can pay for a visa application for him

Visa application that is not even guaranteed.With Visa rejection here and there, he should gamble his scarce resources abi?

Sometimes I wonder if we're not intentionally wicked towards each other in this country

phemray:
jonathan did because he clearly loss and even all inec staff and nigerians were tired of jonathan-madweke lead administration. it was very clear PDP has no direction or pattern of governance at that time. grassroot was against him but social media noise was encouraging him,

but for jagaban, the masses are with him at grassroot. only social media are in pains and the elections will be conducted at the grassroot.

When you guys say grassroots, do you guys mean agents that will use money to induce hungry people to sell their votes? Coz I don't see how and where Your candidate will get that support from. From Villages to Cities, everyone is crying of same thing and what's that cry? The agony his government has caused

Damn southy too dey behave like West. Typical African nation for don kill that animal tey tey o.

Remember, Jonathan was a man of integrity, man who saw his political ambition not not worth the bloodshed of Citizens of Nigeria. That was the only reason why he lost election.
The question is, will the current president thread the same path? His presidential ambition not worth the killing of any citizen?

Lols

If we ask them for evidence now, dem go tell us say price of rice don dey drop

Why aren't the investors of 9mobile just coming to an agreement to sell it?

Too much gullibles for this country.

So I need someone to pray for me? What happened to me praying by myself to same God?

nairalanda1:
On hiatus for now. They are searching for the new Bond.

The problem is, the films are (it is being argued) no longer relevant for today. The kind of people that watched Bond are getting older, and the young , with their more 'egalitarian and woke' ideals do not like the idea of a violent, womanizing MI6 agent.

(Also most real life spies never did like Bond though. They thought the books and the films gave a flawed view of their work description. Some will say that John LeCarre's novels and the films of the novels as well as the Ipcress file with MIchael Caine from 1966 give a more accurate view).

Thanks so much for the clarity

Putindbutt:
If you're earning a million naira or less, you're tax free. Essential food items also VAT free. Congratulations Nigerians.

Bullsheet. Is just matter of time before they include those they are excluded now

When stamp duty came some years back, POS and fintech were excluded, today, they are included.

Why were they replaced na?

Also, why did they stop acting James Bonds movies?

Lols dey play. Their billing no be all the time but when it comes, e dey heavy pass these regular I never chop hungry babes o

Django121:
we all know the origin of kidnapping and skull mining in Nigeria

Yet na one particular region dem just dey catch back to back from Nigeria to Asia

Toh

I thought terrorists sympathisers were saying the news was fake yesterday.

Ndi billionaire

Sometimes this Satisense dey make sense, sometimes they don't.

Lol

What's on the paper is usually different from reality on ground

nifemi25:
This is nothing but a friction.... So the so called billionaire doesn't have name right ? Believe everything you see on internet at your own risk

But no be picture una dey see so??

Be comfortable with stipends then turn around to blame everyone excluding yourself. Does anyone stop them from having a side hustle?

chieveboy:
The moment they arrested the mechanic, that was when he showed signs of weakness and was rushed to the hospital...

So the Ibadan 14yrs old student that was killed by police bullet, what sign did he show before they opened fire on the car he was a passenger in?

illicit:
What's d fun in knacking her... U no even fear STD

The mam wey dey wait for her for inside car no fear STDs why him then?

Edoreborn:
Audio crash,,if u see d 1200 rice wey i chop for mayor ds morning,,i wan cry.. i fit count d no of rice for d plate..i be wan talk,,but people dey there dey gist..i just respect my old age komot...Na to waka pass d shop i dey do now

when we say Nigerians are greedy and wicked, una dey think say na only politicians we dey talk about.
Politicians are just the true reflection of who we are in this country.

Your iya Basira got the rice cheap but chose to sell expensive, but na president we go blame as usual.

Juliearth:
We are truly in hard times. Sir, if you can squeeze out a budget of 1 million and buy all the dry ingredients in bulk. Thus, monthly, you would spend less than 50k on perishables.

You could buy Rice in bags, meats in bulk (half cow, full goat, etc)
Bulk shopping for 6 months saves cost.


Need I also say that a scale of preference needs to be drafted out and implemented. If I had a family, we would go minimal on cereals because those are actually poisonous to our bodies. That can be replaced with healthier alternatives.

What are the alternatives pls?

dadalicious:
If i calculate in months, person BP fit high.
Some days over 20k in expenses.
But i noticed that fuel is taking a chunk of the money.
Like a poster above said, remove eye from gen this period. Na mosquito dey make us on gen oh. Nepa nor serious.

In all God has not left us

Buy Mosquito net.

Kefo16278:
The story is not complete ..
What led to the shooting??
U can’t tell me they began shooting without a cogent reason..

The only reason why a police should shoot at a car in broad daylight is if there is a shot fired from the car, a weapon is seen inside the car anything else is highly unprofessional

Saw this video, where Police came to arrest this teenager and his mom was like, 'is this what you want for yourself? After everything I have gone through for you, is this really the lifestyle you want for yourself?' then she went inside her house. Even the oyibo police that came to arrest the boy, you need to see the emotional disappointment on his face.

Omooorrrr na there I know say to raise kids no easy. You fit do every humanly possible for them and they will still choose to disgrace you.

May we not have wayward kids.

Una for stay low-key, now wey una bring am to social media, don't be surprise if the government comes up with flimsy excuses to bring down your business