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Autos › Re: Neatly Nigeria Used Honda Civic For Sale Going For #650k by Emexicoman(m): 5:35pm On Apr 25, 2021

Which year?

Romance › Re: Have You Dated A Sex Addict by Emexicoman(m): 2:26pm On Apr 22, 2021

I once dated one lekpa girl, we met on Facebook Sha but this girl on our first date took my phone and was looking at pictures, the she asked for videos I showed her, next things she said was "no adult videos, nor for for me o"
Na there I know say I Don buy market, it was mad madder maddest I swear. This girl can Nak anywhere anytime if you squeeze her left boob even on her period. I enjoyed it all the way even though I know she has three soldier boyfriends.

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Car Talk › Re: Get Your USA CANADA UK Whatsapp Number At Cheap And Affordable Price by Emexicoman(m): 8:21am On Apr 05, 2021

Family › Re: Marriage Proposal Is Really Not Necessary For Igbo People by Emexicoman(m): 5:32pm On Aug 06, 2020

I am Igbo and I concur with you. The day I told my wife I wanted to marry her, we were both in my room, a few weeks earlier I had already told my mum about her and she said I shouldn't tell her cos She needed to some checks and fact finding, first thing she asked was "I hope she's not pregnant?. I told her she wasn't. Then she went to her community to check and you all wount believe my mum's immediate elder sister was married to the same family. Its been a jolly good ride my people.

Phones › Re: Which Android Phone Can I Afford With 20,000? by Emexicoman(m): 9:20pm On Jun 14, 2020

If you are in Abuja contact me

Family › Re: Can A Man Stay Sexually Satisfied With His Wife? by Emexicoman(m): 7:49am On Jun 03, 2020

Can your wife stick with you all through? if she can then you should.
I am married and I can't even fathom the thoughts of another random woman touching my pim pim

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Family › Re: Children Copy What They See by Emexicoman(m): 1:38pm On May 25, 2020

My 15 months old son has been trying to use my earpiece, problem is that he's using the plug to fix in his ear. Nor be small fight we dey for a week now. I don move my earpiece to office. To avoid stories that touch

Romance › Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Emexicoman(m): 1:57pm On May 17, 2020

If not a party no way, I can't sleep when my niggar is on duty. We keep watch together.I've never experienced it

Sports › Re: Best Eleven Players Mikel Has Played With Over The Course Of His Career? by Emexicoman(m): 7:30pm On May 11, 2020

Fastestmanalive:
Mikel is overrated

Liverpool fans gather here please

Mikel has more trophies than your legend Gerard

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Phones › Re: How To Track Your Phone Without Paying Police by Emexicoman(m): 7:41am On May 04, 2020

9jaunite:
I swr bro 9ja don't like the progress of one another

I have d same issue last week i posted something that i took my time researching put half here other in my link

The stated la click la die

Just click the link and see the rubbish your colleague is doing.

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Phones › Re: How To Track Your Phone Without Paying Police by Emexicoman(m): 7:39am On May 04, 2020

Dimmo:
Go and research ur own and paste it here�

you shouldn't support stealing.

The link has another link to another website where he got the news from.
Is that how to blog?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How God Blessed A Nairalander With A Good Job After 5 Years by Emexicoman(m): 10:57am On May 03, 2020

slegerman:
Lol,..... This story is good because it helps increases the belief of the downtrodden that one day things will be better if he keeps working harding and praying. Aside that, there were serious flaws and my question goes thus:

1) How can a management position in a company employ someone without cognate experience?

2) You mind telling the name of the organization and the link to the advertised vacancy?

I'm not disputing your story, though, it seems clearly something is amiss. Congrats anyway�

is it your management position?
Is it your company?

Face front

Business › Re: MTN Nigeria Made ₦51 Billion Profit And Gained 4.2 Million New Subscribers In Q1 by Emexicoman(m): 10:48pm On Apr 30, 2020

Airtel handed over most of their customers to Mtn on a platter. Could you imagine my sub expired with 950 MB unsused. A whole 950mb. Haba..! Me that my sub will expire two weeks before expiry. But because the data service was always at zero byte per second. I could use it, ev2n to download by midnight.

Thumbs up MTN

Romance › Re: The Great Gain by Emexicoman(m): 5:11pm On Apr 24, 2020

moderatedguy:
so everyday u assemble 4 raw eggs,3 coconut,and 4 wraps of pap and they must exhausted each day...if I get u right

Lol OYO na your case be that, all those are for seven days entirely. Hahahahahaj

Romance › Re: The Great Gain by Emexicoman(m): 8:37pm On Apr 23, 2020

Daisy101:
I'm not pleased with what has been happening at home and I have been in a dilemma. My husband has lost sex drive and it's affecting me and our relationship. We're a young couple(1 year) and I'm pregnant. I've tried to seduce him. No change. It's been getting me sad and irritable lately.

Yesterday, I tried discussing the issue with him. I asked what I have done wrong and he said nothing. I noticed that he's been taking a drug called vigomax forte. He keeps d card in the car. I searched and found that it's for erectile dysfunction which got me shaking.

I'm afraid that he has this problem and has been hiding it from me. How do I confront him about the drug and his attitude? To even imagine that he's a doctor and acting up this way is disheartening.

Help give her advice esp medical professionals.

talk to your husband and then proceed to help him with this natural remedy for erectile dysfunction. This is what my fathers and the their fathers before them have used to remain sexually vibrant.

You would need three 4 raw eggs, three coconuts, four wraps of raw pap (akamu).
This treatment must be concluded in seven days. Every night after dinner, dissolve half of the pap in small water, break the coconut and pour the water in the pap, turn till well dissolved, give your husband to drink raw. Do this till you exhaust the coconuts. Then continue with the egg. Your husband should only have sex with you at the end of the coconut day and the end of the egg day.
Happy sexual marriage.

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Romance › Re: Very Sad Experience I Had With The Police Today by Emexicoman(m): 8:40am On Apr 20, 2020

My wife's boss who came to visit us last year after my wife's delivery narrated to me how she was in labour in the USA and the driver ran a red light which is a big deal over there. The police flagged them down and when they noticed she was in labour had to escort her to the hospital where she later had her baby.

The police we have is laid on a bad foundation (no intelligence), the best thing for them to so was to send one of their men to confirm if you we're saying the truth since they may be afraid to abandon duty post.

When that is done they would just give you the driver while the rest maintain and mount the duty post.

But what do I know..?

Phones › Re: How To Watch All DSTV Channels Freely On Android, Ios, Mac & Windows by Emexicoman(m): 8:13pm On Apr 14, 2020

moderatedguy:
plz what's the code for it.

*121# or *131#

Phones › Re: How To Watch All DSTV Channels Freely On Android, Ios, Mac & Windows by Emexicoman(m): 4:20pm On Apr 12, 2020

overdrive:
Please tell him.

Mtn charges #3,500 for 20gig. I'll go with this.

Phones › Re: TECNO Camon 15 Premier Gaming Review - PES 2020, PUBG And Call Of Duty (photos) by Emexicoman(m): 9:07am On Apr 06, 2020

DriggityDre:
Which phone are you using?

techno spark 4 air, bought it 30k last month

Phones › Re: TECNO Camon 15 Premier Gaming Review - PES 2020, PUBG And Call Of Duty (photos) by Emexicoman(m): 11:40pm On Apr 04, 2020

PrinceJoeWan:
Pls how do I download and install Dat ur PES 2020!
THANKS

PES 2020 is available on Google play store the total file is 1.6gig so be sure you have enough data and space. I jus downloaded it for the Abuja lockdown, it curing my boredom.

Romance › Re: Wife Finds Out That The Man Her Husband Invited To Be Quarantined Is His Lover by Emexicoman(m): 6:33am On Apr 01, 2020

Seaen:
The picture of the chat is showing 'My Airtel' as the contact. I suspect lies and it's the same person chatting with himself...

the husband tried to hide his gay partner's identity and save it with my (his) Airtel. Maybe

Events › Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Emexicoman(m): 6:06am On Apr 01, 2020

We concluded the church things and had the remaining traditional reception. Everything was going well until some uncles who we're supposed to be at the wedding ( but decided to attend a burial first) came late an started shouting that they should be bring their own drinks, some young men with them wanted to do anyhow. Na there I show them the Aba boy wey dey my body. Nobody fit spoil my wedding.!
After all my investment? Men its been two years plus and everywhere good for me, she con give me one agile fine boy, I go soon give am another bele grin

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Events › Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Emexicoman(m): 5:59am On Apr 01, 2020

I did my traditional and church wedding same day but we had planned to use the trad as reception, so on the wedding day Methodist Rvrd said no they don't wed people that are not wedded traditionally. We got creative and decided to just let my wife give me wine, sanp pics and then proceed to the church, round of there and rush back.
Na there village people start, say e get one money dey we never clear for list. Hmmmn I thought it was a joke, they insisted as begged no way, na so I declare no more wedding, though I was in pains. I gathered my people and addressed them, I told my babe say we go see later. Omo see cry, she rush go meet her uncle jack am for cloth, say she go kill the old man if then no soft for me. Her mum started crying, two seconds everything burst, them de beg my bae, some de beg me Mel I no go. I form boss pose one corner de watch the Zeeworld lol inside. Thanks to my mother in-law she calm everything down, pacify all parties and Las Las she kneel down give me wine, I put some big cash in the cup. We took pictures together, so this whole drama delayed our going to church and they we're waiting for us there. Rvrd para, but DAT one no worry me

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Politics › Re: Breaking: People In Spain Cry To God For Forgiveness, As Corona Dead Increases by Emexicoman(m): 7:07am On Mar 31, 2020

donbachi:
GOD will show u something in ur dream 2nite,dat will shock u.

na lie

Phones › Re: Help!!! I Just Got Scammed On Jiji. What Can I Do To Recover My Money by Emexicoman(m): 12:27pm On Mar 21, 2020

Long time ago I sold my ps2 on the jiji platform (when it was still olx) I and the intending buyer negotiated the rice and agreed at #46,000 for the four if them.

You won't believe he paid the money into my account plus the way bill fee, I was stunned by such level of trust and confidence and I promised myself I wasn't going to let him down (mind you I'm in Abj and he's in Akure).

I packaged his items, put in a box and went to a park near UTC and sent to him, he received them with all gladness I can't feel less proud of myself.

That's how its supposed to work

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Sports › Re: Will The Suspension Of All Sporting Activities Help Our Youth To Stop Betting? by Emexicoman(m): 3:38pm On Mar 13, 2020

Starboyyy:
Guy abeg which games give you 1.88odds please....share please..thanks bro

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Sports › Re: Will The Suspension Of All Sporting Activities Help Our Youth To Stop Betting? by Emexicoman(m): 3:01pm On Mar 13, 2020

All these rants are for losers, if you are winning bets you won't see betting as a venture for lazy people. Do and make money...! Which ever legal way.

Me I've bet my 1.88 odds

Waiting for green grin

as usual

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Sports › Re: Wolve Amazing Comeback Against City Video by Emexicoman(m): 7:24am On Dec 28, 2019

I neva espererit...!

Jokes Etc › Re: Quality Meme Thread. Laugh Your Sorrow Out. by Emexicoman(m): 12:59pm On Nov 02, 2019

Making sense continue

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