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Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Michealky: 1:17pm On May 17, 2020 |
Mcreloaded: Hahahaha pls i would like to know what happened outside. This shit funny 1 Like |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by XhosaNostra(f): 1:17pm On May 17, 2020 |
I was sharing a room with a friend at the time & that was actually part of our initial agreement that there will be no guys sleeping over. We didn't even have enough bedding for one, to accommodate overnight guests. We stuck to our verbal contract, until one night when her BF decided to show up unannounced, drunk. We all shared the same bed, but I slept at the bottom, facing the other way. At 1st I thought I was dreaming. In fact, I was dreaming! In the dream I was in a moving boat & it was swaying The waves got more violent & I startled to find them at it You know how sometimes dreams tend to borrow from reality? That's what was happening. Our bed was not that great, it was bouncy, so I guess in my sleepy state, that translated into a dream about turbulent waters I didn't say anything to them, until my foot touched a damp spot on the bed, to which I told her in our language that she better be ready to do some heavy-duty washing early the next day! Because I wasn't about to sleep on stained linen because of her. 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by aylive02(m): 1:22pm On May 17, 2020 |
Witnessing 2 people fvcking each other is one of the emotional trauma you can ever imagine. If you're not careful to hold yourself, you may get to the promise Land before the fvcker himself. Flash back to 2019 during my NYSC days, my roommate, met this girl whom was in the same platoon with me. He brought her home in the night, I vacated my bed for him because it was spacious than his. I purposely asked him that man, of you're fvck8 this girl here tonight let me go to somewhere else to sleep but he insisted that there would be nothing like that...... It was around 1am when I heard soft mornings from kissing. Truth be told, I was hard because I hate witnessing shii such as this. After some minutes, the fvck sound started playing loud: pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, smahing the girl like a slave. I pretended I swear asleep. When it was morning, I locked up and didn't say anything. My guy denied he didn't even touch her 33 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by sexylassie2(f): 1:36pm On May 17, 2020 |
This is where you will see the sex starved and chronic masturbators reading attentively, all signs of adhd gone all because of sex stories When it is time to listen to how to self improve your life and becoming financial independent by ilengend, they start having ADHD and becoming abusive. Btw, Most of the story tellers are no more getting sex again, that is why they their sex stories is always like 6 years ago and mostly in the university. This also a prove for guys that after university, your sex life reduce to zero because in the real world, it is no money, no love. 45 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Gabonese: 1:37pm On May 17, 2020 |
It's always a normal thing in the university now most especially hen you have a roommate that brings in all sort of girls everyday. My own sha was different ... It was in uni too. I was living in all this face me I face you lodge. However whenever everybody had gone for lectures , the house was always empty but there was this girl who always use that opportunity to bring in her guy for banging. Fortunately for me that day I was around and I heard her voice and the voice of another nigga. I knew it was her. You know all this face me I face you houses na, it's easy to hear weytin Dem dey talk for the next room. After their gist Sha everywhere became a bit quiet and I was hearing something like "stop, stop" with soft moans. I knew something was about to shele.. I gently opened my door and went to hers. Now there's one tiny space through the key hole where you can easily peep and see inside. Naso I dey watch live porn o damn my dick nearly cut. Ocassionally I would gently walk out to check if nobody was coming then go back to continue peeping. Mehn this girl get ass o she go even position doggy oboy my dick go stretch the more. Anytime I see the girl outside I always greeted her normal but the devil in me knows what I've been doing behind her back. I go just dey stare at her ass dey imagine all the things I don use my eyes see. 34 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by aylive02(m): 1:45pm On May 17, 2020 |
prettyaura: You passed through a lot. Getting involved in sex scenes can be terrible 2 Likes |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by seanwilliam(m): 1:46pm On May 17, 2020 |
Gabonese:u be my partner in crime walai.. I don do worse oloun 2 Likes |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Nobody: 1:47pm On May 17, 2020 |
sexylassie2:why did u click Frustrated she goat. It was in university because many had roommates. Today we live in our own house. Stop being bitter. Am sure u can't boast of 50k in ur account. You dont even need money these days to nack women. That's how u ladies have become cheap and desperate. Promise her marriage or relationship. She will open without resistance 57 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Mcreloaded(m): 1:48pm On May 17, 2020 |
Michealky: This happened a very long time ago I was still very very young and nurse was by far senior to me and Nosayaba was well known in agboju area as a tug. He came to my house in festac on several occasions trying to intimidate me as I was very young then but I refused to yield to his bullying. Any way I secured admission to a higher institution and left only to come back on Holliday's and I heard he was killed by operation sweep. Nurse did everything for us to get back together but then after my pre degree year I was disgusted with my self for shagging someone of nurses age |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by aylive02(m): 1:49pm On May 17, 2020 |
seanwilliam:you're the real deal bro |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by meobizy(f): 1:53pm On May 17, 2020 |
Michealky:I clicked it so I could create the comment. Do you have any other stupid questions? I know composing them comes natural to you. 1 Like |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by prettyaura: 1:57pm On May 17, 2020 |
aylive02:it wasnt funny at all o..body go dey do u somehow. 3 Likes |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Emexicoman(m): 1:57pm On May 17, 2020 |
If not a party no way, I can't sleep when my niggar is on duty. We keep watch together.I've never experienced it |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by HundredWays(m): 1:58pm On May 17, 2020 |
Dew04:1.hundred ways was inspired by a rapper... Alpha Orgini.. I fell in love with his singles "hundred ways".. 2. Coz women complain wat they can't stop doing |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Originalsly: 1:58pm On May 17, 2020 |
Mcreloaded: Lmao!....... bro.... this is soooo funny! ..... forget about op.... what happened outside? You write very well..... sooo entertaining! 1 Like |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by fr3do(m): 2:03pm On May 17, 2020 |
sexylassie2: Gbas gbos Shots fired 1 Like |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by centboy123456(m): 2:05pm On May 17, 2020 |
illicit: that ur brother na real baddo 1 Like |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by ObaOfUyo: 2:06pm On May 17, 2020 |
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Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by seanwilliam(m): 2:09pm On May 17, 2020 |
sexylassie2:lol, it is very possible in school cos most of us had roommate and some people dey squat with friends... but now wey person don get comfortable apartment, it is rare for that to happen except your friend comes visiting.. And u see, that person dey talk of sex no mean say he no dey do well financially.. some people just come here to pass time.. u grab?? I no see ur breaklight for the other side 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Parisian: 2:44pm On May 17, 2020 |
If ladies are cheap then men are free. You need zero naira to fvck a guy but as a guy you will hustle to even patronize prostitutes so be guarded. Kekereekun123: 5 Likes |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by aylive02(m): 2:46pm On May 17, 2020 |
prettyaura:I nearly asked for a role when I experienced it too |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Nobody: 2:47pm On May 17, 2020 |
Parisian:ashawo is 500. Even wheel barrow guy or beggers can afford it 4 Likes |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Nobody: 2:54pm On May 17, 2020 |
seanwilliam:youget time dey reply the mumu 1 Like |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Nobody: 3:11pm On May 17, 2020 |
Men mine is always weird Flash back to when i just got admission and i was still hanging out with my cousin who was already in part 3 i had an hostel on campus but i still go to his room off campus to pass time almost every evening but the funny thing almost every Thursday when i get to this guys house around 6pm there is this babe that will always want to start living at that exact time and when i enter his room his bed is always Deep and rough in the middle any time i ask him he will just tell me she is his classmate and came to do some school work (i guess he was afraid i will snitch him out ) but on this faithful day one lecture i was meant to have did not hold and i didn't have anything doing in my own boring hotel i just went straight to his around 2:30pm he was not at home but i had a spear key got in Carrie his system and started watching a movie after the movie i return his system and just went to sleep straight on the floor since his soft bed was always giving me back pain fast forward to when i woke up around 5pm turned from the wall to the other side and i saw my cousin gently spooning this same babe on his full bed omo na correct spooning from the back i think they still thought i was asleep ... I was just looking at them all through the stuff from spooning to the doggy style i made sure they didnt catch me any time they were about to change position i will just face the wall again Have never seen such an intense sex before Now thinking of it no wonder konji was worrying me throughout part 1 I slept there that night didn't even move when the babe was leaving i knew the suspected that i saw them he just didn't bother to disturb him self or wake me self but the babe fine ohh her skin is spotless i can still remember her face vividly I left before he woke the following morning so it won't be awkward between us we later joked around with it sha 4 Likes |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Gabonese: 3:15pm On May 17, 2020 |
seanwilliam:I doubt bro. Mine was as bad as peeping at girls when they were taking their bath. There was this small bush opposite my window self, occasionally girls do come there to urinate and even do the other business . Anytime I hear a girl from the passage say "mofelo tor nita" Yoruba meaning "I want to go and wee outside", I was always happy because I go just open small space for my curtain dey view live ass. It was through that I got to know one churchy girl like that sef dey wear g string. And you know whenever a girl bends down to urinate there's a way the ass dey always spread.. Damn ... All those na history Sha. The good old days. 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by UndauntedYOCA(f): 3:30pm On May 17, 2020 |
I've just witnessed some ducks mating . |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Nobody: 3:34pm On May 17, 2020 |
Mine was that...i was straffing in a room with another inside...but it was at night and she seemed at sleep. |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by foleskay(m): 3:38pm On May 17, 2020 |
meobizy:Shut... Up. How old are you? Hippocrite |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by chukzyfcbb: 3:41pm On May 17, 2020 |
If you lived off camp in the uni, and your roomies were the crazy guys then you would know that this is nothing new |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by foleskay(m): 3:45pm On May 17, 2020 |
NewDelhi: |
Re: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by UndauntedYOCA(f): 3:56pm On May 17, 2020 |
Gabonese:Lol. Tu n'es pas Gabonais ? 1 Like |
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