Mcreloaded:
This happened many years ago as the girl I used to shag then has was also dating this masculine mountain of a man and on this faithful day after much steamy love making she ran into the room saying that I should hide that Nosayaba was about to enter the sitting room and I hid under the bed.
Not up to 5 minutes Nosayaba was pounding this my nurse girlfriend with such strength I never knew can be exerted on sex alone. The pounding was so furiously being executed and nurse was screaming and hallucinating at the same time.

The dust coming from the foam and the fact I was sweating and the noise from top of the bed was so repulsive that I crept out from under the bed and just walked out of the room and damned the consequenses, I sensed the noise stop as I opened the door and walked out.
The story continue but then OP only wanted to know what happened in the room and not outside

Hahahaha pls i would like to know what happened outside. This shit funny

I was sharing a room with a friend at the time & that was actually part of our initial agreement that there will be no guys sleeping over. We didn't even have enough bedding for one, to accommodate overnight guests. We stuck to our verbal contract, until one night when her BF decided to show up unannounced, drunk. We all shared the same bed, but I slept at the bottom, facing the other way. At 1st I thought I was dreaming. In fact, I was dreaming! In the dream I was in a moving boat & it was swaying The waves got more violent & I startled to find them at it You know how sometimes dreams tend to borrow from reality? That's what was happening. Our bed was not that great, it was bouncy, so I guess in my sleepy state, that translated into a dream about turbulent waters I didn't say anything to them, until my foot touched a damp spot on the bed, to which I told her in our language that she better be ready to do some heavy-duty washing early the next day! Because I wasn't about to sleep on stained linen because of her.

Witnessing 2 people fvcking each other is one of the emotional trauma you can ever imagine. If you're not careful to hold yourself, you may get to the promise Land before the fvcker himself.


Flash back to 2019 during my NYSC days, my roommate, met this girl whom was in the same platoon with me. He brought her home in the night, I vacated my bed for him because it was spacious than his. I purposely asked him that man, of you're fvck8 this girl here tonight let me go to somewhere else to sleep but he insisted that there would be nothing like that...... It was around 1am when I heard soft mornings from kissing. Truth be told, I was hard because I hate witnessing shii such as this. After some minutes, the fvck sound started playing loud: pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, smahing the girl like a slave. I pretended I swear asleep. When it was morning, I locked up and didn't say anything. My guy denied he didn't even touch her

This is where you will see the sex starved and chronic masturbators reading attentively, all signs of adhd gone all because of sex stories

When it is time to listen to how to self improve your life and becoming financial independent by ilengend, they start having ADHD and becoming abusive.

Btw, Most of the story tellers are no more getting sex again, that is why they their sex stories is always like 6 years ago and mostly in the university.

This also a prove for guys that after university, your sex life reduce to zero because in the real world, it is no money, no love.

It's always a normal thing in the university now most especially hen you have a roommate that brings in all sort of girls everyday.

My own sha was different ... It was in uni too. I was living in all this face me I face you lodge. However whenever everybody had gone for lectures , the house was always empty but there was this girl who always use that opportunity to bring in her guy for banging. Fortunately for me that day I was around and I heard her voice and the voice of another nigga. I knew it was her. You know all this face me I face you houses na, it's easy to hear weytin Dem dey talk for the next room. After their gist Sha everywhere became a bit quiet and I was hearing something like "stop, stop" with soft moans. I knew something was about to shele.. I gently opened my door and went to hers. Now there's one tiny space through the key hole where you can easily peep and see inside. Naso I dey watch live porn o damn my dick nearly cut. Ocassionally I would gently walk out to check if nobody was coming then go back to continue peeping. Mehn this girl get ass o she go even position doggy oboy my dick go stretch the more. Anytime I see the girl outside I always greeted her normal but the devil in me knows what I've been doing behind her back. I go just dey stare at her ass dey imagine all the things I don use my eyes see.

prettyaura:
wow..I will share my story....some years back in my university days, I was staying on campus so a particular weekend, I decided to go and greet my friends that were staying off campus..it was an interesting weekend and i couldn't for back to campus becos it was late so I decided to stay back..around 9PM, my friends bf called her that he was outside her gate, haa! and me I can't go no where that time infact I was almost sleepy. so my friends bf came in then before I knew it, they were seeing a movie..this was around 10.00pm already..this is just a self contain, where will this guy sleep? I kept thinking in head....only for me to wake up midnite to go ease myself and I saw this guy on the same bed with me and my friend...as a matter of fact, he was in d middle, so I decided to sleep on d rug but couldn't sleep back..few minutes later, I started hearing sounds...kissing sounds and quiet talks..I raised my head to see what was happening and saw the guy sucking my friends breast...I couldn't believe my eyes ooo.. real life porn...then raised my head again and they were already doing missionary and that my friend can moan for Africa...she was so loud and d banging sounds were out of this world..I couldn't take it anymore..brought out my phone and started playing a loud song but my friends moaning overpowered my music..I started sweating, and feeling so uncomfortable but still managed to keep my cool...like 2hrs later, d guy stood up and went to the toilet,(to clean up I guess) then my friend tapped me and said pele oremi meaning (sorry my friend)I was furious..immediately I heard d first cock crow, I carried my bag and left..couldn't tell anyone d story cos the person involved na my close friend.

You passed through a lot. Getting involved in sex scenes can be terrible

Gabonese:
It's always a normal thing in the university now most especially hen you have a roommate that brings in all sort of girls everyday.

My own sha was different ... It was in uni too. I was living in all this face me I face you lodge. However whenever everybody had gone for lectures , the house was always empty but there was this girl who always use that opportunity to bring in her guy for banging. Fortunately for me that day I was around and I heard her voice and the voice of another nigga. I knew it was her. You know all this face me I face you houses na, it's easy to hear weytin Dem dey talk for the next room. After their gist Sha everywhere became a bit quiet and I was hearing something like "stop, stop" with soft moans. I knew something was about to shele.. I gently opened my door and went to hers. Now there's one tiny space through the key hole where you can easily peep and see inside. Naso I dey watch live porn o damn my dick nearly cut. Ocassionally I would gently walk out to check if nobody was coming then go back to continue peeping. Mehn this girl get ass o she go even position doggy oboy my dick go stretch the more. Anytime I see the girl outside I always greeted her normal but the devil in me knows what I've been doing behind her back. I go just dey stare at her ass dey imagine all the things I don use my eyes see.

u be my partner in crime walai.. I don do worse oloun

sexylassie2:
This is where you will see the sex starved and chronic masturbators reading attentively, all signs of adhd gone all because of sex stories

When it is time to listen to how to self improve your life and becoming financial independent by ilengend, they start having ADHD and becoming abusive.

Btw, Most of the story tellers are no more getting sex again, that is why they their sex stories is always like 6 years ago and mostly in the university.

This also a prove for guys that after university, your sex life reduce to zero because in the real world, it is no money, no love.

why did u click Frustrated she goat. It was in university because many had roommates. Today we live in our own house. Stop being bitter. Am sure u can't boast of 50k in ur account. You dont even need money these days to nack women. That's how u ladies have become cheap and desperate. Promise her marriage or relationship. She will open without resistance

Michealky:



Hahahaha pls i would like to know what happened outside. This shit funny

This happened a very long time ago I was still very very young and nurse was by far senior to me and Nosayaba was well known in agboju area as a tug.
He came to my house in festac on several occasions trying to intimidate me as I was very young then but I refused to yield to his bullying. Any way I secured admission to a higher institution and left only to come back on Holliday's and I heard he was killed by operation sweep. Nurse did everything for us to get back together but then after my pre degree year I was disgusted with my self for shagging someone of nurses age

seanwilliam:
Mine was when I went for putme in lag.. my fam areas is damn far from akoka, and I didn't have much to lodge for guest house abi hotel outside.. so I kuku go crash for my guy's side for lawanson side..


As I comot for junction , I call am , and he asked me to join bus wey dey go to johnson Bustop..las las I sha meet my friend with some guys wey dey shayo for one bar.. dat time, 5 don almost nack and I tell am to carry me go him house so that I go sleep and wake up earlier.. cos I no one miss early set of people wey go do the exam...
.

Note that I met this guy on facebook oo( but base on guy know guy stuffs sha).

As I enter him one room bq, I carry my bag, put beside him bed, and we talk small, naso sleep carry me go.. I wake up by 8, and Nepa brought light almost immediately.. I plugged my phone dey update.. ( note that this guy don comot room when I woke up, so I figured out maybe he had something to do, so I no bother to call am).. hunger begin dey catch me, I stood up off the light go find bread for nearby shop.. mehn, as I dey come back I don see my guy, he was about to enter the room with a girl.. light dey I see dem well.. later later, I later know say the girl na from Ondo self.. oboy we talk talk , gist gist ..( this time I don dey think maybe the girl lives close by,make she kon dey go nah.. 11 nack, dis girl still dey oo) .. I kuku sleep cos I need to wake early..
Note I no sleep on the bed, but I placed my head on the bed , then my body on the rug..

Hmmm, and one thing about me is, if something dey happen when I dey sleep, I go dey demonstrate am for my dream .. oboy naso I dey here "hmm, hmm, haha, haha,hmmm, joor joor," and na long boxer I wore oo..I kuku trust my agbero friend, he no send , he just dey faya the girl dey go. Bro I no fit hold am again ( my chest dey do gbimgbim) .. oboy naso I clear my throat clearly, naso my friend say "bro u don wake, 5 never nack na" I say I know( 3 don nack dat time , I kuku go outside dey read( the book no enter my head walai, na the fhuchk my mind dey).. 5 reach , I bathe and go unilag go do putme.. naso meself kon meet one yaba girl ( she is a student of yaba, but still seeking admission to unilag) .. we meet for orientation hall( mind you I saw her for back of faculty of art where dem dey do photocopy). After the exam, we talk small, and we go one place like dat( makama abi na mth I don forget) I go play ps( the girl chop there).. make I no long thing sha.. I planned spending 3days for lag, but the girl made me spent 5days..

So the second day of the putme, she find me come lawanson.. I kuku trust my agbero guy, this guy comot leave the room for me and went to Johnson itire to go crash for him guys side( I like dat guy oloun, he no dey take life seriou)..
I faya the girl for two days straight , before I left...she be epe girl..




Also me and my guy for school don fhuck two roommates in the same room at the same time before.. that one na story for another day ( but shame catch me cos I no like to dey see my fellow man unclothedness abi make dem dey see mine.. I go dey feel uneasy)

you're the real deal bro

Michealky:


Shut it. Why did u click the link in the first place old man

I clicked it so I could create the comment. Do you have any other stupid questions? I know composing them comes natural to you.

aylive02:

You passed through a lot. Getting involved in sex scenes can be terrible

it wasnt funny at all o..body go dey do u somehow.

If not a party no way, I can't sleep when my niggar is on duty. We keep watch together.I've never experienced it

Dew04:

true. What inspired your moniker?
And why the angry emoji?

1.hundred ways was inspired by a rapper... Alpha Orgini..
I fell in love with his singles "hundred ways"..

2. Coz women complain wat they can't stop doing

Mcreloaded:


This happened many years ago .....................The story continue but then OP only wanted to know what happened in the room and not outside

Lmao!....... bro.... this is soooo funny! ..... forget about op.... what happened outside? You write very well..... sooo entertaining!

sexylassie2:
This is where you will see the sex starved and chronic masturbators reading attentively, all signs of adhd gone all because of sex stories

When it is time to listen to how to self improve your life and becoming financial independent by ilengend, they start having ADHD and becoming abusive.

Btw, Most of the story tellers are no more getting sex again, that is why they their sex stories is always like 6 years ago and mostly in the university.

This also a prove for guys that after university, your sex life reduce to zero because in the real world, it is no money, no love.

Gbas gbos
Shots fired

illicit:
Went with my elder bro to see his gf at school back then.

We stayed for a weekend in her single room.

Woke up in the night because I was hearing strange noise, opened my eyes and saw him giving her better doggy....

that ur brother na real baddo

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meobizy:

I clicked it so I could create the comment. Do you have any other stupid questions? I know composing comes natural to you.

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sexylassie2:
This is where you will see the sex starved and chronic masturbators reading attentively, all signs of adhd gone all because of sex stories

When it is time to listen to how to self improve your life and becoming financial independent by ilengend, they start having ADHD and becoming abusive.

Btw, Most of the story tellers are no more getting sex again, that is why they their sex stories is always like 6 years ago and mostly in the university.

This also a prove for guys that after university, your sex life reduce to zero because in the real world, it is no money, no love.

lol, it is very possible in school cos most of us had roommate and some people dey squat with friends... but now wey person don get comfortable apartment, it is rare for that to happen except your friend comes visiting..

And u see, that person dey talk of sex no mean say he no dey do well financially.. some people just come here to pass time.. u grab?? I no see ur breaklight for the other side

If ladies are cheap then men are free. You need zero naira to fvck a guy but as a guy you will hustle to even patronize prostitutes so be guarded.

Kekereekun123:
why did u click Frustrated she goat. It was in university because many had roommates. Today we live in our own house. Stop being bitter. Am sure u can't boast of 50k in ur account. You dont even need money these days to nack women. That's how u ladies have become cheap and desperate. Promise her marriage or relationship. She will open without resistance

prettyaura:
it wasnt funny at all o..body go dey do u somehow.

I nearly asked for a role when I experienced it too

Parisian:
If ladies are cheap then men are free. You need zero naira to fvck a guy but as a guy you will hustle to even patronize prostitutes so be guarded.

ashawo is 500. Even wheel barrow guy or beggers can afford it

seanwilliam:
lol, it is very possible in school cos most of us had roommate and some people dey squat with friends... but now wey person don get comfortable apartment, it is rare for that to happen except your friend comes visiting..

And u see, that person dey talk of sex no mean say he no dey do well financially.. some people just come here to pass time.. u grab?? I no see ur breaklight for the other side

youget time dey reply the mumu

Men mine is always weird
Flash back to when i just got admission and i was still hanging out with my cousin who was already in part 3 i had an hostel on campus but i still go to his room off campus to pass time almost every evening but the funny thing almost every Thursday when i get to this guys house around 6pm there is this babe that will always want to start living at that exact time and when i enter his room his bed is always Deep and rough in the middle any time i ask him he will just tell me she is his classmate and came to do some school work (i guess he was afraid i will snitch him out ) but on this faithful day one lecture i was meant to have did not hold and i didn't have anything doing in my own boring hotel i just went straight to his around 2:30pm he was not at home but i had a spear key got in Carrie his system and started watching a movie after the movie i return his system and just went to sleep straight on the floor since his soft bed was always giving me back pain fast forward to when i woke up around 5pm turned from the wall to the other side and i saw my cousin gently spooning this same babe on his full bed omo na correct spooning from the back i think they still thought i was asleep ...
I was just looking at them all through the stuff from spooning to the doggy style i made sure they didnt catch me any time they were about to change position i will just face the wall again
Have never seen such an intense sex before

Now thinking of it no wonder konji was worrying me throughout part 1
I slept there that night didn't even move when the babe was leaving i knew the suspected that i saw them he just didn't bother to disturb him self or wake me self but the babe fine ohh her skin is spotless i can still remember her face vividly

I left before he woke the following morning so it won't be awkward between us we later joked around with it sha

seanwilliam:
u be my partner in crime walai.. I don do worse oloun

I doubt bro. Mine was as bad as peeping at girls when they were taking their bath.

There was this small bush opposite my window self, occasionally girls do come there to urinate and even do the other business . Anytime I hear a girl from the passage say "mofelo tor nita" Yoruba meaning "I want to go and wee outside", I was always happy because I go just open small space for my curtain dey view live ass. It was through that I got to know one churchy girl like that sef dey wear g string. And you know whenever a girl bends down to urinate there's a way the ass dey always spread.. Damn ... All those na history Sha. The good old days.

I've just witnessed some ducks mating .

Mine was that...i was straffing in a room with another inside...but it was at night and she seemed at sleep.

meobizy:
Who gives these perverted children access to the internet? I blame Airtel with their Freebasics.

Shut... Up. How old are you? Hippocrite

If you lived off camp in the uni, and your roomies were the crazy guys then you would know that this is nothing new

NewDelhi:
Back then in uni, during exam period....

My hostel was far from campus (and na trek we dey trek that year, no money) so I had to spend the night at a friend's place whose hostel was closer to campus. It was around 9PM, I got there and met him and his girlfriend .. I decided to take a nap first so I could wake up at night to read a bit. I was pressed in the dead of the night so I decided to go and ease myself but as I was about to get up, I started hearing strange noises. It was a double room tho (room and palour self contain . he occupied the inner room while his roommate who wasn't around occupied the palor) so I was in his own room sleeping while him and his babe were supposed to be sleeping in the palor.

Like I was saying, piss dey catch me heavily but the noise I heard didn't make me come out coz I was gonna interrupt them. From the kind of noise I dey hear, I could easily interpret the sex scene in my head. I started hearing something like kpo kpo kpo ( that noise you hear when you put a lollipop inside your mouth and force it out) she was obviously sucking his dick coz moments later she ran into the toilet to spit. Then I started hearing kpa kpa kpa ( this time around na definitely doggy Dem dey Bleep. )
. After the whole romp she went into the toilet to obviously urinate coz I started hearing sound of urine ( you know as ladies urine dey splash and sound na ) and she washed up too ( sound of person dey use water tamber ) . ....and moments later the guy went to urinate too. Note that I didn't see them but from the sound and noise I was hearing , I could easily interpret what was going on . Mind you all these while my bladder don nearly burst coz piss dey catch me. I had to wait a bit before opening the door and going out to piss because if I got out instantly , they might suspect. As I got out sef ehn the kind smell wey just full everywhere wan choke me. ( You know that kind stuffy smell wey dey scatter everywhere if two people just fvck finish for room na) . The next day I teased him with it he just dey laugh..and that time sef me I be virgin, no girlfriend, I didn't have too many friends, my clique was very small , no money, nothing nothing even my GP was very low because I was always thinking and hustling here and there taking tutorials and selling off my belongings just to make ends meet. Even when I managed to buy little food stuff , there was usually no pot to cook anything because I don sell am off. I could barely even bring a babe in coz my room wasn't even presentable. Ordinary chair sef no dey not to talk of matress. E bad so tey na mat I dey use sleep coz I sold off my matress too. Na my body remain wey I no sell that year. Everything about me was just miserable and negative. Well Sha just imagine the kind konji wey go nearly kill me that night as I dey hear two people dey knack .

Gabonese:
It's always a normal thing in the university now most especially hen you have a roommate that brings in all sort of girls everyday.

My own sha was different ... It was in uni too. I was living in all this face me I face you lodge. However whenever everybody had gone for lectures , the house was always empty but there was this girl who always use that opportunity to bring in her guy for banging. Fortunately for me that day I was around and I heard her voice and the voice of another nigga. I knew it was her. You know all this face me I face you houses na, it's easy to hear weytin Dem dey talk for the next room. After their gist Sha everywhere became a bit quiet and I was hearing something like "stop, stop" with soft moans. I knew something was about to shele.. I gently opened my door and went to hers. Now there's one tiny space through the key hole where you can easily peep and see inside. Naso I dey watch live porn o damn my dick nearly cut. Ocassionally I would gently walk out to check if nobody was coming then go back to continue peeping. Mehn this girl get ass o she go even position doggy oboy my dick go stretch the more. Anytime I see the girl outside I always greeted her normal but the devil in me knows what I've been doing behind her back. I go just dey stare at her ass dey imagine all the things I don use my eyes see.

Lol.
Tu n'es pas Gabonais ?