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Kingkumsecond:
Cruise pro max!

jeon is the hottest ticket in town now. i just hope she is not married cos na liedis we go hear say person commit suicide.

nope.
My jeon cannot do that

christianjoy:
Love conquers all

thanks

Thonia69:
Ok sir

thanks

DriverX:
Dummy, I didn't tell you I was looking for hookup from a feminist wannabe, what I said is what I said. I've been on NL since 2009 and I have done things. I didn't tell you I met anyone after marriage. My wife is prettier than everyone I met from here so I need nothing else.

If you take my words out of context, it's your business. Lonely vaginas are usually smelly. No one needs them

I DON'T LIKE THIS

Thonia69:
Mumu

yeah. U can call me that again. But dont insult her pls.

Silentgroper:
. u don see them finish.. Dem no kuku knw say na cruise wey dey..

talk for your self pls

Silentgroper:
Erm bro. Have checked her profile.. Do u like what u see?

yeah, i like her like dat
Just keep offa
But wait, are u in anyway trying to insult her?

Silentgroper:
I disagree. Fernandez is different 4rm jeon. I sabi jeon wella.. Their writing pattern is different.

just know the level you will sabi her reach.
I am begging you

Jeon:
You are married yet you are on NL lookin for hook up. Or are saying that your wife's vagina can't mak3 your penis erect?

baby, just dont stress your self talking to haters

Silentgroper:
Do not cheat on me. U knw he's only bluffing nd i am ur 1st love.

jeon, who is this man?

Jacobx007:
OP I hope you are not a SIMP?

yeah.
I am a simp. U can insult me but dont insult jeon pls

There is a girl in this forum that i love very well, . I can deny my tribe just to please her. If she is a muslim, i can convert to islam just to please her. I can deny being an IPOB just to please her. i am ready to do anything that she wants. So, Jeon where ever you are, just know that what i feel for you is true. I just feel like taking you out on vacation. i just love you and i dont know why. i can disable my nairaland account just for you. i fit chop ban for you. mods can ban me first b4 they ban you Anything for you baby I love you Jeon. i know that haters gonna hate,but i pray that all they do will be to no avial. Cc rockstation, farano, lalasticlala. Front page pls let me prove to all nairalanders how much i love this girl. I can tolerate any insult on me but not on her pls. Dont insult her. I beg you with the name of any God you serve.

DriverX:
all the best

thanks

DriverX:
dummy, I'm married. A very pretty woman I can actually die for. Not a fledgling fucktard_. I only advised a brother. You can rub aboniki on your vj for all I care.

one more insult on her, and i will blast ur medulla oblongata outta your skull

Jeon:
SORRY OH.
JUST GO INTO THE KITCHEN, PICK UP A KETTLE, ADD A CUP OF WATER, PLACE IT ON FIRE, WAIT FOR SOME MINUTES SO THAT IT CAN BE HOT, THEN POUR IT INTO YOUR CUP AND DRINK!

YOU WILL BE OKAY.

dont mind them babe,
There is nothing they can do about it

Zonefree:
Waste of love.

as in how is it a waste of love?

DriverX:
She did nothing to you. I used to be like you until I met a couple of nairaland "popular" girls. Girls that couldnt make my dick stand.

I found that that the reserved ones are more pretty. But you see these popular ones?

this girl is special to me bro

Zonefree:
A lost soul.
God should please have mercy on this soul

i am only in love

Jeon:
People dy talk yahoo boy dy show face.

give it to them baby,
I gat your back

Jeon:
Lol. Because I'm a faded 1st century midnight toilet paper.

make me understand baby

DriverX:
Mumu. Most nairaland girls are fat and ugly. The popular ones always posting is because they are lonely and jobless. Better go out there and get a real lady and leave these over entitled wannabe feminist nincompoops parading the forum. You're better off remaining single than fall for them.

i know but i cant just get over this girl, maybe she has done something to me

Jeon:

Congrats.

why are u doing this to me babe

Jeon my baby, ur hubby is waiting for u

superlanny:
Nice

thanks

Good morning everyone.
There is a particular girl in this forum that i found myself falling for.
Her name is jeon,
I so much luv that girl, her name, her mature reply to posts and everything about her.
And i am informing everybody that i will not tolerate any insult on that lady.
If u want to live long, dont insult her.
And for jeon my luv, i love you with the deepest part of my heart.
Just accept me as you crush and i will fight for you anywhere.
I can sacrifice my life for you.
You are my one and only.

Cypress042:
What's your net worth bros? I want to figure out something

i no even get networth self

All i can say is that it shall not be well with the man that look me finish cum tell me say beards no go ever fit me

Bahamas95:
"Your pr!ck go float inside me"

A neighbour told me that when I was in SS3, a girl that's just 1year older than me. He rated me based on my size then forgetting the size of gbola is not determined by the size of a man....... Luckily for me I had the opportunity to hit her, I was just banging her with wickedness. I didn't care about pleasuring her, I made sure I injured her with my long "rod" which I did. She couldn't stand up after the act and I was celebrating like a player that won the world cup.

She didn't talk to me for about a week and I just ignored her. Whenever I see her am like.........

yeah u injured her with your 3.5 inch rod