₦airaland Forum

CodeTemplar:
Is that your next moniker or your support moniker for winning debates and e-battles?

O... I see, you reverse offspring's name.

imagrg:
She just kidding!
You will see her full nudity one day!

CodeTemplar:
Someone needs breast milk here mods.

Sweetplum:
Don't you know that your child ll v infection if both of you are sucking same breast. Your wife was too quick to start having sex sef. She's a very good woman.
Medically it's btw a month to 3 months.
Babies don't v anti bodies that can withstand germs. I m not saying your mouth has germs but there are infections that are not harmful to adults but harmful to babies.

CodeTemplar:
Buy milk and drink Mr man. Let the child drink the fresher one for the digestive system isn't as strong as yours.

Racoon:
Ndi 042 abeg make una educate this urchin.

Racoon:
Ndi 042 abeg make una educate this urchin.

spencekat:
Please don't learn in a bad way .As you have noticed it won't work out,leave that girl immediately.Don't stay and be addicted to her VJ.

Silentgroper:
You could be fvcking a trans

udomonday:
Take turns and scatter her pussy then put a gun inside and send her to meet her ancestors.

Blazebond:
Una say una dey fight for emancipation from oppression from Nigeria,yet na the same una go still dey kill una selves,first class idiots who only kill so as to satisfy their bloodthirsty nature but hiding it under freedom fighting.

emnite:
Kill her then

Tannhauser:


Says someone still using iPhone 5
*Spits*


Note, the iPhone XS wey she dey claim(probably stolen from a client) na rubber band she take the hold am due to swollen battery

*Spits again*

JustANairlander:
So, I've been surfing NL for a while, what are the slangs or languages that Nairaland literally thought you
Mine are
1.BLEEP (present continous tense BLEEPING) (past tense BLEEPED)
2. Wotoporiously

(just modified)
THOU SHALL NOT FORGET THESE ( VAWULENCE, COMRADE, URCHIN, AFONJA, SKULLASHIP)
Add yours

abeg mods push this to fp
how many do i want to mention
seun
nlfpmod
ferano
rocktation
dominique and so and so forth

Samantha123:
With love making, you decorate the room with roses, light the candles, play some soul music, and prepare dinner for the two of you to eat first.

You then smear your significant other with chocolate and strawberries on his or her body and lick them off as your dessert and the rest is history...


As for sex, sex is just sex.. you can even do it on the road side...

OkpaAkuEriEri:
Ayomide onye ofeman Amu gi alaputago gi. Afo sagbukwa gi na mpa gi Tilumbu Onye Chemist

Enny2013:
Bro,sit and read all u've typed n compare wt mine.
U ar not making d men proud, I swear. Who raised u lyk dis? U ar quite insultive,y?
Jesus! U ar such a talkative..too lousy.
So...u aren't seeing my DP? When did I tell u I was beautiful? I jus hope u ar ok.

I am a married woman wt two lovely boys,bro. I am married to a tall n handsome dark skinned man.

Ballzproblem2:
to make it realistic abi you wan Bleep with clothes on?

Ballzproblem2:
no they're not, actors and actresses put small pillow in between themselves and fake intimacy.

Terror48:
I don't know why my mind is telling me that you are the one.

Nobodysboo:

keyetos:
Some yes