₦airaland Forum

First to comment
So all this mod them for nairaland because of small money way I ask ona ban me
Bible say ask and it shall be given

Normal normal bobrisky no follow
As for the mods way ban me ona try well well

Beancounter94:
Stop begging

Go to your church if you really need help

Na you sabi

MERCHANDISER:
out of ronaldo's 700goals

250 are penalty
150 are tapins
100 are heading
200 are his classic goals



out of messi's 670goals

100 are penalty
500 are classic goals
50 are tapins
20 are heading





chose your GOAT wisely. Watch football and also entertain yourself(#EnjoyYourMoney)

Oga check ur analysis well cos Messi has no scored up to 15 head goals

SultanOfPuna:
No be only g spot na g wagon

We no get time for the other gender. na along we dey do when is time to drop we drop and head to the next direction

overdrive:
Not in igbo culture sir.

Not in igbo" did you know that obi cubana have two elder brother's, i can bet you don't know their names

Na who get money be senior, you no get money you de claim elder...Emoney is the first son that family

BigSarah:
Chai just Chai, They want to elect a 79 yr old man...

Tinubu is 79 he isn't 69, how can Tinubu and Adam's oshiomole be age mates.

even the 79 na exaggeration! tinubu should be 84 by now

is like op does not know how to triggar the g spot of girlfriend(no orgasm)

Proudlysalga:
correct! So you reside in yenagoa or?

not anymore am in warri for now

Proudlysalga:
now you're talking brother. I'm from sagbama lga, adagbabiri community.

i get people full adagbabiri...the sagbamawei's..the afamukoro's....even brodrick himself na my person

Proudlysalga:
what do you understand by "salga"?

nigga i be sagbama boy ho mile 3 na my location

Proudlysalga:
Apo kaiama... NEVER! VOTE FIRE!

are you from salga main town, cos if you are from salga main town that means i know you

[quote author=Proudlysalga post=104615931][/quote]shey you too follow vote dickson for sagbama?

When you tag them terrorist(northern muslims) they will say is tribalism...person way supposed dey primary 4 don stop school they carry gun

Popcorn abeg sell #100 own for me...the guy below me i have popcorn here ho.. do you care?

MY chairman! i like ur style but wait ho why ouna no dey complete ouna story for nairaland?

I thought this month is for abba kyari our number one tailor ambassador

Another F.T.C mine was when we still young, when uq teeth pull off you to throw it on top of the roof...if not another one will not grow back

F.T.C for the very first time i dedicate this to all the people out there that do not live thier life on other's people opinion.

The C.E.O. be like"
do you know why i employ you?
boyfriend: no sir
The C.E.O: is not that you are the smartest or the best person for this job, is b'cos of girlfriend...that girl can f@ck!
boyfriend: thank you sir

No meney no integrity no money no maturity no money no love no money no respect just have money and know how to use it.

Queenslander:
um, sorry, what is cunnilingus??

cunnilingus is in other sense 'oral s£x' where by the tongue is use instead of the gbola

DoggoneDogg:
Sounds hypocritical to me cuz sex itself is disgusting. Blowjobs, cunnilingus & the likes are disgusting but you enjoy it.

doggonedogg you are an intelletual

DONFRANSKID:
It's very easy take your mind off it I know some girls will come to tempt you, but remember your aim.

which aim na katapot him dey shoot