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Hoes will be Hoes....

peepydelano:
lol,this reminds me of my friend who placed a bet on his ex and the babe got to know her bf placed a bet on her and she was raged. She decided to deal with the boyfriend by fucking his friend deliberately and calling it quit with him wen she's done riding the bf friend and she narrated it all to her boyfriend den. It was so hilarious.op weldone

she decided to deal with the boyfriend by bleeping his friend? oh no! another stupid hoe I guess...

Newboss:
You can't bet on Barca if you don't trust Barca to win.

You meet different guys everyday, so if his guy can lay you, almost every other guy you meet out there has a very high chance of laying you too

So you should trust any guy who can place a bet on you because he trusts you enough to do that

There are some girls I can't place even a quarter of a penny as bet on because I KNOW that I'd lose my shirt

the most reasonable comment I spot here.

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blackberry phones, electronics, laptops, watches, gadgets and what have you all for swap...lets deal people.

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dear ladies, this is why you must employ pay before service on every man who has expressed romantic interest. Let him prove his commitment by investing in the relationship and not with empty promises, poortential or simple errands . At least even if he is of the chop and clean mouth ministries, you wont be on the losing side.

Secondly broke men get no cookie ever. it is better he thinks you are a virgin or you are high maintenance than to fvck you for free.

I think I spot a Hoe right here

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Trying to digest this Hiv ish that doesn't seem to go away.
I miss those years when Hiv never existed.
You can bleep as you like without fear of shits like STDs
Now, sex is as dangerous as bunkery fuel

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Banish those thoughts, such as

You need to travel abroad before starting a confirm importation business
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Importation Platform
Buying of Hot Selling Product
Payment Method
Risk Control (ESCROW)
Tracking & Delivery of Goods
Selling of Goods
Importation Platform: These are the various trusted websites, where you can import goods at dead cheap price and resell at a larger price. The most reliable shopping portals, which I use personally and always are:

Aliexpress.com ————————————————–[100% safe)
Dealextreme.com also the same as www.DX.com —–[100% safe]
Amazon.com expensive shipping
Everbuying.com I rarely use this but it is also safe——[70%]
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Buying of Hot Selling Product: If you miss this you miss the business. You don’t just import any product or buy a product because you think it’s very cheap, I will definitely make larger profit!!. You need to buy what I call “Hot Selling Product” or “Hot in Demand Product”
This are also like other products, but better in the sense that they are the common, latest, raining, most wanted, highly demanded, useful and easily marketed product. This product varies with season/weather and location. Example of such products are:

Android Tab MTK 6570 (all android phones in general): this phone cost ₦11,000, its one of the most reliable cheap-android tablet. I buy at ₦11,000 and sell at ₦15,000, just ₦5000 gain per sale
The Tire Inflator: nearly all reasonable driver will by this because it pumps any deflated tire within seconds using the car battery. It’s very durable and portable. You can buy it at a token amount of ₦2500 and sell for ₦5000 plus.
Solar power bank or Ordinary power bank:
Flash drives:
Payment Method: This is the way you pay for the goods and services you want to order, before the order can be processed and delivered to you. You can use any acceptable MasterCard from Zenith, GTB or UBA but if you don’t have any of the above listed cards, you can work into any UBA office and request for a UBA Africard, this card cost just (₦700) and you don’t need to be an account owner before you can get it.

Risk Control (ESCROW): This is a recent development which secures the money of the buyer until he receives the goods ordered for. I will advice you always use www.aliexpress.com because it provides this service. All you just need to do is to click on “GOOD RECEIVED” if you receive your goods or “OPEN DISPUTE” if your goods were not delivered, and your money will be returned within 5 working days (mind you, if you receive the goods and lied that you do not receive it there is a way they will know.

Tracking & Delivering of Goods: After payment of goods have been received and verified, the seller will ship your goods to your residential address and provide you with the shipping details. You will then go to the shipping website and track your goods using the shipping details, until your goods is delivered.
The goods will be delivered through the post office or pre-agreed delivery option, where you will need a valid ID card to claim that you are the owner, and including other fees like ₦200 or more for custom fees etc.

Selling of Your Product: I am not actually going to teach you how to sell your product; I will only give you tips or advice on selling your product.

Online presence: You can create a facebook page for the product you sell or a create website
Always try to collect money before you order for another person, even though is half payment
Don’t involve family or friends, unless you are sure it won’t affect you negatively.
Don’t always sell on credit, people will buy your product, so far you keep buying hot selling products.
I bought an ebook of recent about importation biz, for #5000, the material/information in the book have greatly benefited me. I consider it the most detailed, accurate ebook on this mini importation business. So i will be giving it out for just a token of #2000 to help others.
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Starting a profitable import business in Nigeria

Banish those thoughts, such as

You need to travel abroad before starting a confirm importation business
I will lose all my cash if the goods don’t get delivered
Cant the custom change or steal my goods
As for me, I will say one of the easiest ways to make money Online, is through importation business (Because it’s direct). I will try my best to give you all the basic information you need to know about, importation business.

As an experienced importer, I will divide importation business into 6 major phase or procedures:

Importation Platform
Buying of Hot Selling Product
Payment Method
Risk Control (ESCROW)
Tracking & Delivery of Goods
Selling of Goods
Importation Platform: These are the various trusted websites, where you can import goods at dead cheap price and resell at a larger price. The most reliable shopping portals, which I use personally and always are:

Aliexpress.com ————————————————–[100% safe)
Dealextreme.com also the same as www.DX.com —–[100% safe]
Amazon.com expensive shipping
Everbuying.com I rarely use this but it is also safe——[70%]
The funniest thing is that, this two Nigeria middle seller( and www.jumia.com ) buy from this same import sellers and after adding there profit, they sell to.

I will advise you start with the first 2 websites and ensure you register with the right details.

Buying of Hot Selling Product: If you miss this you miss the business. You don’t just import any product or buy a product because you think it’s very cheap, I will definitely make larger profit!!. You need to buy what I call “Hot Selling Product” or “Hot in Demand Product”
This are also like other products, but better in the sense that they are the common, latest, raining, most wanted, highly demanded, useful and easily marketed product. This product varies with season/weather and location. Example of such products are:

Android Tab MTK 6570 (all android phones in general): this phone cost ₦11,000, its one of the most reliable cheap-android tablet. I buy at ₦11,000 and sell at ₦15,000, just ₦5000 gain per sale
The Tire Inflator: nearly all reasonable driver will by this because it pumps any deflated tire within seconds using the car battery. It’s very durable and portable. You can buy it at a token amount of ₦2500 and sell for ₦5000 plus.
Solar power bank or Ordinary power bank:
Flash drives:
Payment Method: This is the way you pay for the goods and services you want to order, before the order can be processed and delivered to you. You can use any acceptable MasterCard from Zenith, GTB or UBA but if you don’t have any of the above listed cards, you can work into any UBA office and request for a UBA Africard, this card cost just (₦700) and you don’t need to be an account owner before you can get it.

Risk Control (ESCROW): This is a recent development which secures the money of the buyer until he receives the goods ordered for. I will advice you always use www.aliexpress.com because it provides this service. All you just need to do is to click on “GOOD RECEIVED” if you receive your goods or “OPEN DISPUTE” if your goods were not delivered, and your money will be returned within 5 working days (mind you, if you receive the goods and lied that you do not receive it there is a way they will know.

Tracking & Delivering of Goods: After payment of goods have been received and verified, the seller will ship your goods to your residential address and provide you with the shipping details. You will then go to the shipping website and track your goods using the shipping details, until your goods is delivered.
The goods will be delivered through the post office or pre-agreed delivery option, where you will need a valid ID card to claim that you are the owner, and including other fees like ₦200 or more for custom fees etc.

Selling of Your Product: I am not actually going to teach you how to sell your product; I will only give you tips or advice on selling your product.

Online presence: You can create a facebook page for the product you sell or a create website
Always try to collect money before you order for another person, even though is half payment
Don’t involve family or friends, unless you are sure it won’t affect you negatively.
Don’t always sell on credit, people will buy your product, so far you keep buying hot selling products.
I bought an ebook of recent about importation biz, for #5000, the material/information in the book have greatly benefited me. I consider it the most detailed, accurate ebook on this mini importation. So i will be giving it out for just a token of #2000 to help others.
The ebook will be sent to your email.
The only tools you need is:
smartphone or laptop.
Your subscription data.
Check my signature for the contact.

I'm interested.
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What is it exactly?

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I'm in a dilemma.
Thinking of having a mini website that's all about online hotel booking just almost like Hotel.ng
Please, gurus in the house, is this going to be profitable.
Still wondering if Nigerians really book hotels online.
Thanks.

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