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That kenya porcupine of a guy should be hanged by his balls.

Damalex4luv:
To meet the real father abi

Exactly my thought

Nothing do this guy

Bitch be crazy

BEENUEL:
The type of music played should be one leg up, one leg up, one leg up, one lege lege lege lege up!

Hahahahahaha

So they call these ones militants?
If i hear

Dude, i met a girl once that the smell of her pusssy smelled like fumigation..
I spray air_freshner tire for the room, come even spray sheltox add am.
Since then, i have been running away from d gurl.
After the whole shakara, killer curves, cute face & what-what from these babes, you take d girl home to do justice to her pusssy, only to be disappointed by either lack of bedroom skills or a smelly pusssy. Mtchewww

This story Got me mhen....
Keep it up Bro

Thebachelor:
Firstly,what works for me might not necessarily work for you. Why is that? I'm not your average male. Not to sound cocky,I'm a very bold and confident alphamale.
Same girl that might give you an earful when you approach her that way will give me a listening ear.

Secondly,she's not a ''hoe''. I choose my women carefully. She's probably the girl of your dream. The kind of girl you just know is beyond you.

Finally,keep calm and learn a thing or two about women. They don't teach you this in school. But l'm giving you for free.

WORD

Hahahahahaha

LastMumu:
Great! Maybe I can start making better use of YouTube, the only thing I enjoy watching on it currently is p0rn.

Is there porn on youtube?

Making sense
Nice article

oviexcels:
mtn has reviewed its international call and sms rate thats why pls lets learn how to make use of resources available, some of us will shout no light but we have never call or visited the electricity distribution company of our area to know why you dont have light

Ok nah

John902:
I be correct Ndi Igbo fr ya info. yes that's the next in a situation like this.it happened in turkey of recent,the military that supported the act were dealt with by ordinary civilian. shebi u dey shout NDA all d time ba,make buhari go level there my guy

Na your type dey betray your fellow brother__
Very typical trait With the igbos

Tapout:
different tactics for different teams.....

The last time I tried to scare a lady away with sex, I ended up scaring myself away

How did u scare yourself?

John902:
you think say all of una for that yeye side pass military? because the military dey look una ba.no worry when military gets that order to level una ba,na that time una go know say buhari na dictator.

See this aboki man...
Buhari level here,level there.... Is that how you were taught in school on how to run a government?

Kollyman:
You seriously need help!

& you need more help

After this training
Let the battle begin...
I'll be counting scores

ObaKlaz:
That's our latest, innovative value added service, my dear... MTN 'Magic Call'!

Lol

Na buhari cause am

*the heart will always want what it wants*

diplomatvicky:
guys dats goes after looks,dats wat u end up getting....op u v learnt ur lesson??jst let her be,dnt go beefing with her,play dumb n deaf...shikena!

Yea ...play deaf & dumb
In the end she'll get tired

sorextee:
my mum tried to hook me up with dangote's daughter. I refused, but I know shes madly in love with me. buy the girl I love deeply is in the village..

I hear u

Serves her right
Hope say u don bleep her first?

Finally we r getting somewhere atleast...!

This iron babes go fit break man dick during yanshing

The fifth point makes more sense

Where is the other wider hip woman?