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U nor remember to put Nylon and paper kite sef. U nor remember to put the picture of Macclean or close up toothpaste wey we dey take do lorry, u nor even put suwe pictures sef. Men those days are gone and can never come back, but the memories still remain. Omo, I don old oooooo. Thank God for life. Almost 46 yrs on earth. E no easy. God, I thank you for the opportunity of still being alive, no be my power, but na ur grace alone. To u alone is worthy of praises.

Give me free house to live for Lagos island and I will vehemently reject it.

This TV I bought new last year May at 220k, just 4 months later it was 320k. This TV is now 450k brand new at any Electronic store.

Brown roofs everywhere. Lolzzzzzz.

Putting 4M on a car that has been used by an individual for maybe almost 10yrs and repainted and also Repaired by Bro Mufu a road side Meko and the effect of the bad roads on all the 4 tires which would be hidden is really baffling. We know say 9ja don cast and things don seriously cost but no be for this kind of motor whey another 9ja person don use wey no go dey as Tokunbo again. Make I kukuma dey manage my Korope dey go cos all na motor, d only difference be say one get AC the other no get. I rather save my 4M or take am start one small Business.

When will Chelsea also appoint another coach?

Na women like this no dey give their husbands rest for house. Anyways, there's no excuse to cheat on Ur wife sha.

21 yrs. Still seeking admission then. Though later gained Admission to FCE(T) Akoka same year.

LegitLexLuthor:
Will warranty cover an electronic (LG refrigerator) that got damaged due to sudden burst of voltage?

I bought this refrigerator from Fouani a few months ago, and it has been serving me well. However, this morning I heard a loud "blaoo!" sound, and now my refrigerator is not working. 😩😩

If you’ve been in a similar situation before, please share any tips on how it went.

Hmmmm. For this hard time wey money no dey. Since it's few months u bought it, quickly take it back to Fouani. Pls note, don't allow any technician to touch it o. They would definitely know.

This one no concern Pastor Righteousness because no be about Heaven or Hell. Na just Jesus picture for cloth.

Thank God say I escape all these harassment dat year for my Alma mater. Though I am a man, but harassment f Om lecturers is not only Subjected to the female Students alone. Male students are also victims sometimes. Upon say money no dey and I struggle go UNIBEN, I still graduated with a 2.1 without blocking any body. Where the money to take block dey that time sef? Thank God for life o.

What if she was the grooms Sister nko? Maybe she was like make I kukuma dance the last dance with u for the last time since I no go get another opportunity to dance with u again.

I will rather use the 3.2M buy another Korope which is Tokunbo and still have some change left sef. Sometimes, I just wonder if I can buy a 9ja used car sef. How would I use my money to buy something whey another person don use for more than 5yrs whey our bad road don spoil, whey brother Kamoru don scatter the engine for 3.2M? Phew!

eteebanky1:
8 million

E don reach like this

Tinubu, see what you've caused

Sometimes, I dey wonder of person like me fit afford to buy tokunbo car o. Almost 8M car. If I get that kind Money, na to use am start business. Lolzzzzzz.

How I so much missed Peter Drurys voice on the EPL not until yesterday when I heard his lovely voice again as a commentator of the Europa League final in Dublin. Great talent lads!

Nigerians have taught him all the SAKAMANJE! Well done sir.

God knows the amount of times he had been extorted by the evil men in Uniform. The guy decided to put an end to it that day. But, it was a very reckless and Scary thing to do by the Uber driver. I hope the Police authority arrest the polican and bring him to book.

I pity the passengers that would board the train. Bandits would soon attack it again and kidnap scores of people. Abuja people, make Una be careful o. Lolzzzzzz.

Hmmmmm. To buy motor these days be like a cow passing through the eye of a needle. Nice ride though and happy sales.

Records are meant to be broken. The Bayern Leverkusen I watched yesterday was not at par with the Atalanta players. Atalanta wanted it more and they went for it. Congratulations to our very own Ademola Lookmon for the record.

As a Government worker, I for don hear am if I no buy My korope in 2021 whey I still dey take hustle for night till date. Bus is still in perfect condition. I no carry am give one idiot why for don condemn am for me. In fact, dem Neva open the engine since when I buy am na just service, change of coil, plugs and Nozzles I don do since I buy the bus. Na my side hustle dey sustain me and family till salary come. I just pity who no get side hustle as a salary earner.

E be like say the guy no read Wetin happen for Delta community. How could you honour Army invitation just like that? I just pray he comes out alive. Nigerian Army no dey forgive o. Dem be like cult slogan of forgiveness is a Sin. Na only civilians dem dey flex their power on. If Bandits show now, dem go dey piss for body. I now saw the reason the Villagers stood their ground when the Army wanted to go away with their elders which eventually lead to the death of the Soldiers.

IS 250 is a very wicked car. U press am small, na so E go just dey go. Village people finally caught him.

It's a lie ooooooo. Na hook dem take hook the guy jersey for back.

One of the few lucky coaches to be exceptionally brilliant. There's is a difference between being a successful coach after your footballing career and failing also. U might be a good player and become a bad coach if u become one. Ask Rooney, Lampard and co. Congratulations Guardiola!

Once struggled with the addiction too. Thank God for his deliverance and determination to end it. I stopped it over 4yrs ago.

A reprisal attack by the soldiers is looming soon. I just pity the innocent traders and customers that would be there on the day of the reprisal.

Thank God say I finally escaped one that year before I remarried. Babe capitalized on my being single again after 5yrs of separation. She say no sex before marriage, no be say I be sex addict o, I say no wahala. But, my instinct was telling me say this girl dey lie. On top am she too dey demand. Na so I just surprised her one day when she say she dey around wan see me na so I replied her say I dey with my woman say I no get chance to come see her for where she dey. She was shocked. Today, I am happily remarried.

One of the strongest species of snakes in the world. A python! Though non venomous, it kills its prey by squeezing them and eat them a whole. That man would have been in a great danger if the snake has curled around him.

No episode of Voltron I didn't watch. Good old days!

Maybe Nemesis caught up with him. Note, I don't have anything to do with customs cos I don't get myself involved in contrabands. But, with reports concerning these armed men, they are one of the most wicked to ever had encounter with. Well, make I kukuma type my RIP cos that human being die. RIP Officer!

Make Bandits sha no kidnap her and turn her to Mama pikin o. This publicity to me isn't necessary.