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All of una dey mad.

Slawormii phone. I nor know Westin e dey take the phone do sef? Maybe na keyboarding sha. Lolzzzzzz

9ja used car for over 4 Million? Nigerians, make Una fear God nah?

mycece:
Rare 3 Series
Manual
Buy & drive.
Selling as is
Inspection - Ikoyi
Price- 2.5m asking
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Wicked Nigerians cashing out on this evil economy. Oga bros, abeg carry this car go owode onirin make dem butcher am. How can you put this Methuselah here for 2.5M? This is wickedness. Lolzzzzzz.

How I wish this would be a repeat of the 2013 final between Dortmund and Bayern so that they can revenge against Bayern and win the Cup for a second time in Thier history.

Idiot! Baby na ur mate? By the time Baby deal with u, I go even chop gbese set and Cashier go seize Ur calabash and phone. Lolzzzzzz

Similar reason made me to Abandon my First Bank account. I received a message saying my name doesn't match and they said my Account would be blocked. Ma so I sha comot all the money wey dey inside come go the bank. I was to to go do a news paper publication of am error that was made by the Account officer when opening the Account. BE spelt twice. O have been using it like that not until I was messaged. When I heard news paper publication, na so I just said to myself say Account number remains dormant. Na so I go open Access Bank account immediately I comot for First Bank. No time for Nonsense!

Say no to TRIBALISM. Same headline before now with a New caption. Nairaland, Una no dey tire for tribalism?

This is seriously serious.

As I hate tribalism which is one of the bedrock of this Noble forum, I hereby say that Okechuckwu Osuji is welcomed to the US where He would meet with his Colleague in the person of Hush puppy in prison. Happy days in prison.

I fear the headline o. Invade keh? To do what exactly? Lolzzzzzz. Very misleading headline.

One thing I said to myself about this current fuel scarcity is that I will park my vehicle not until the madness is over. This is what I have done since Monday. I cannot come and be killed by an UGM in this Lagos. Lai lai.

Pédophile Everywhere. Spots!

Sore looser. E still dey pain u bros.

anungangampu:
Lol Wetin I wan use am do.

Aboki condemn don buy am 1k. Lolzzzzzz. All these London used phones wet be say dem be risk. Most of them na refurbished for here. I don buy new redmi 13C sha.

anungangampu:
10k

Bros, drop Ur number. I have the exact phone too. Damaged panel and spoilt screen

This car wey no reach 3M that year! Now e don become over 6M. God, I go fit drive car like this? It's well o

All the 20 bikes would be collected by Bandits.Dem go even dey happy where dem dey if dem hear the news.

Thanks to the over 3.5 goals that gave me some small money this evening. Greenland!

Na still same old locomotive coaches wey dem go repaint. E go still break down for road o. Nonsense!

SirLiquidGold:
In 2021, I decided to stay on my on and try to face life and achieve growth as a man. The journey has been challenging, I won't lie but I have been able to learn valuable lessons.
I have been living in a face me I face you since may 2022. When I got there, it was a total different kind of lifestyle.

The landlady particularly called me on the second week I got to the compound. she said I looked gentle which is good but that shouldn't stop me from washing the bathroom and toilet when it's my turn.
I kept wondering what was the similarity between being gentle and washing the toilet?
Well I had no problem complying since it's a normal routine for all tenants.

I had to share bathroom and also toilet. And when it's time to cook, I did that in my room. Sometimes I felt shy and washed in my room then one lady in our house told me my room will be smelling if I keep washing there.
Sometimes they fight over the smallest issues that can be solved with just sorry.
I found it very strange.

To top the whole issue, our compound did not have its own water or well. We had to go to the next street.
Well I thought it wise to be buying things gradually. I bought bed, standing fan and curtains. You know the normal bachelor bachelor's setup.

Then this week, I was able to rent another house which was a room and palor...
Hahahaha I have been walking up and down the house since I moved in. From the kitchen to the palour and to the room then to the bathroom. Sometimes, I'll peep through the windows to look at people passing lol. Don't mind me, I just graduated from living in a house with a single widow to a house with more than 5 windows

I now have easy access to water and I have just been laughing unnecessarily to myself. Well I think it's part of living alone.
I'm going to get pots of flowers and put it infront of my house make we start from there.
Having a spacious apartment is also beautiful. Omo I feel really happy o

Photo of Face-Me-I-Face-You used for illustration

Congratulations bro. The last time I stayed in a face me I slap u was way back in 2009 after my NYSC. Immediately I got employed in 2010, I and my parents moved into a 3 bedroom flat. I left a year later to my own Self contained flat where I first got married in 2012 before remarrying last year. It's a great feeling progressing in life. I go soon comot for the self contained to go and rent a 2 or 3 bedroom once my rent expires this year by God's grace.

I just tire for this country.

Who will now go bayi o? This one wey petroleum Minister and president dey Saudi Arabia. Abi je don come back ni?

ifinger:
It's not a viper ! But a cobra a viper has a depression between its head like a small pit that is what distinguishes all viper

That's not a cobra. It's a viper! Cobras always raise up their head to strike when they feel threatened.

GOVERNORR:
On my way to farm this morning I decided to go through a farm where palm wine is tapped so I can get fresh palm wine for my stomach.

I reached a point where I see a crab always at the entrance of it's hole but didn't see it today so I decided to look around when I saw this snake with its head in a hole and its body outside not moving. I knew it was alive cause it looked fresh.

Cut long story short I killed it with a huge stone I simply dropped on it and saw frogs coming out of the hole it had its head in.

Who can Identify this snake please?

Una wey dey kill snakes anyhow for 9ja make Una no worry o because by the time Simon keys and Suzan Gillets sue Una, Una go know how far. That snake is massive men. It definitely a viper cos of it's head.

Kyng1:
Good morning Nairalanders, I will try to make this as brief as possible.

It happened last two week's Friday, after sleeping with a prostitute, the sex laster about 49 mins and after ejaculation I saw thick red blood all over my dick, it happened that she was on her period, and hide it from me, which she denied that she thought it has completely dried off, I'm mad at myself because I didn't use a condom. "I haven't been using condom with her though, I last had sex with her about a month plus that was the evening of my marriage day, since then I haven't called or had sex with her, until I went back last two weeks Friday.

So after everything, I went home that evening and took 3 cipro tab, next day, my groin was extremely painful and the lymph nodes on my groin swelled. Two days later I developed a mild fever, accompanied by a light headache, bitter mouth and 4 day's later I had sore throat, and swollen lymph nodes on my both under jaws and front of my right ear. Until now my throat is still sore.

I have taken full pack of cipro tab and other drugs but it's not working, I did syphilis text on Saturday and it came back negative, yesterday I went for more text but the lab attendant isn't around, so I met the Dr on duty and explained everything that happened, he told me not to waste my money to conduct more tests that what I have is chicken pox and not an STD infection, I disagreed because I have previously had chicken pox about 11 years ago, although I had just one boil close to my nose back then when I contracted it.

So he gave me these drugs below, I swallowed it last night and applied the lotion, but instead of the boils to dry down, they became more fresher and ripe when I woke up this morning.

I went to another lab this morning and the Dr I met told me that it's chicken pox, he gave me drugs and injection. I'm highly hoping for it to be effective.

Please, Dr's in the house is this really chicken pox? They're all over my face, little on my head, arms, legs, stomach, beards and back.

Where is Boogie man when I can learn from him. A whole Ashawo expert, u should have ask him how he goes about it nah?

Very true. Na 35k palliative.

frankmoney:
That's a rat

No it's called Okete on Yoruba. Not a rat. na confirm bush meat. Very sweet.

Nice one. Lagos my Lagos.

Wittyness! Believe these people at ur own peril.

Second time this news is here today. Abi the OP no see am say the news don dey here before ni?

I neva ready to JAPA as money no dey. We still dey here for 9ja. Lolzzzzz.