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The west African examination Council (WAEC) has extended the 2019 WAEC registration to 11th Feb 2019. They made this known through their Twitter handle. @waecnigeria

dbos11:
Nairalanders please, what are those courses you won't even advice anyone to study in Nigeria?


For me i think it's Anatomy and Physiology because their works are being done by doctors already



Let's hear ur own view please and ur reasons




Please help us move this to frontpage, let's educate ourselves

Does this shit still exist?

Every day, except on Sundays, the energetic Mrs. Chinelo Ogbonna comes to work at Mechanic Village, dons her work wear and sets out many types and sizes of vehicle tyres one atop the other in front of her husband’s vulcanizing workshop. She rushes at stopping vehicles, wheel spanner in one hand, ever ready to begin the loosening of a deflated tyre for repair. Her husband, a wiry fair youth, does not stand akimbo watching in front of his number 40, New Parts Section shop. He does not assume the pride of a man whose wife is at work with him. No, Mr. Ifeanyi Ogbonna is busy already working on a flat tyre, determined to patch it by fire, not with a cold sealant. He makes as if it is a common virtue in women, to behave like his wife. Don’t be fooled. He knows he has a unique wife, and he asks me to soften my wonder at this rare form of feminism, and to make-belief she were an ordinary apprentice, else it will get into her gait and slow the turn of work! But not me. I step out of my SUV, looking to quietly observe the whole drama, scratching my eyebrows in measured curiosity. I buy a fairly-used tyre and sit like other clients to await my turn for service, if only to catch this out-of-the-box situation. A big tyre rolls at her command of hand. She stops it beside the press. And I think the man of the shop will take over to excavate the wheel from the tyre. My eyes almost bulge to see her sit the large ring on the tyre flange and jump upon the big handle of the press to free the wheel. I want to remonstrate by reflex. But something stops me. It is her deftness, like one just tearing apart a paper. She does not care that men are watching. The reflexive but pretentious effeminacy that shows up in some ladies whenever they are in the presence of men, knows no place in her life. It is not that she is not well-endowed as to mesmerize the world if she wants. But she has packaged all the voluptuousness of her body into that work wear. The matter at hand is money. The money to feed her family of a hardworking husband and four children must be fought for. Yes, she has four children and she is still in the side of youth. But here she is, vulcanizing, for the good of the society. Her way of life is a decision she made herself. She is not forced by her husband. There are moments of disagreements between the two. But the quickness with which they settle their differences is beyond public comprehension. I go on in my mind about the standing values we peddle around and which of them affects us negatively or positively, until she calls my attention to tell me she is through… I reveal to them that they are news. I educate them how this is so. They consent to a public view such as this you see. It may bring more clients, who knows. Welcome, again, to Nigeria…. (c) Jeff Unaegbu, May 3, 2017. NB: This is a true story. The address and all names are real. Patronize them if you are in Nsukka.

source: http://igbobia.com/?q=touching-meet-female- vulcanizer-who-works-with-her-husband-in- nsukka.html


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What do you think.... Predict the outcome for this match and win a price...

And some idiots will still eat the pounded yam...

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Federal University Lafia Post UTME Registration Form 2017/2018 Announce, FuLafia Post UTME Registration 2017 form now on sale.
The Federal University Lafia will conduct it Post POST UTME exercise 2017/2018 as follows:
Date:
Tuesday, 19th September, 2017 – Faculty of Science candidates
Wednesday, 20th September, 7017- Faculty of Social Sciences candidates
Thursday, 21st September, 7017 – Faculty of Arts and Direct Entry (DE) candidates.
Venue: Federal University Lafia Take Off-Site. Obi Road, Lafia Nasarawa State
Time: 8:00am
Federal University Lafia Post UTME Registration Form 2017
Who is eligible for Screening? Candidates who meet all of the following requirements
Selection of Federal University lafia as their first choice in the 2017
UTME Score of 170 and above
Direct entry candidates who selected Federal University Lafia as their First Choice
Screening of Candidates:
Eligible candidates should come along with the following documents.
Original UTME Result Slip
Original 'O’ Level results
Diploma, NCE, IJMB and 'A' level GCE results (Direct entry candidates)
Evidence or payment of screening fee and administrative charges
Method of Payment
Eligible candidates for screening should pay N2,500 (N2,000 being screening fee and N500 being administrative charges) Via Remita in favour of Federal University Lafia in any Commercial Bank.
Note: that JAMB only clear shortlisted candidate who have O’ level results. Candidates are advised to visit any JAMB Office or CBT accredited Centre to upload their O’Level results on the JAMB website.

see him mouth

Ok he just made History

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As a minimum requirement in nigerian institutions to obtain a Bs.c in most discipline, qualified students are expected to go for a six months student industrial work experience scheme(SIWEs) in a firm of their area of specialization to get the experience and also constitute their course for the semester.
Where can you guys recommend a computer science student to do the training in abuja?
I need a firm that base on either of the following
programming,networking,camera installation, etc and a little pay if possible.



#This thread is open to all prospective IT students especially computer science students.

#Only people with experience and reasonable contribution should comment please, Thank.

It's a spiritual thing

Aww...a truck seen on Eko bridge today! See what's written on it! Well said!

FTC anyway

Is it a must u leave off campus. Many ladies endanger their life by staying off campus as a result of meeting up with so called Bigs girls standard……from this some of them get introduce to ladies cult or Aristo…….

Mathematics as a subject is feared globally, not just in Nigeria says Professor Sam Ale, a former Director-General of the National Mathematical Centre. Mathematics as a subject is feared globally, not just in Nigeria says Professor Sam Ale, a former Director-General of the National Mathematical Centre. Ale said this in a recent interview with Daily Trust in Abuja. According to him, the fear of the subject is not a Nigerian problem because students all over the world fear it.. “All over the world, there is apathy towards mathematics because people think the subject is difficult,” Ale said. “That’s a problem faced all over the globe, not only in Nigeria.” Immediately you mention that you are a mathematician, people will refer to you as a terror. “Majority of people don’t like the subject and are scared of it.” The Professor noted that only with advancement in Mathematics can the world progress. “The advancement in the world is together. I can make bold to say that the world cannot advance without advancement in mathematics,” he added. “Yes, it is a disease of many students and people generally; but truly, we need it to advance.” He called on the government to pay special attention to rural education, noting that, “until educational facilities are improved upon, mathematics as a subject will not thrive.”

. girlie i fit comot ur teeth if u no comot computer science for dat list.

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Scan & email the following to admission@fulafia.edu.ng Before August 10th 1. Original jamb slip 2. One scratch card for checking jamb result 3.original o ' level result 4. Paid bank teller of UTME fee 2,000. Bank: diamond Acct name. Federal uni lafia. Acct numb:- 0024167263. Amount 2,000. NOTE. List of candidates who have have been found aqualified to appear for post UTME test on saturday august 15 will be placed on the school website (www.fulafia.edu.ng) on august 10th. Post ume is august 15 as early as possible.

give it a try

all d best

oya chope

thnks ur contrbtn is highly appreciated. Ar u a comp scientist?

thats wat we use as trap in LA

Egusi Soup is a Nigerian Soup which is made with melon seeds and enriched with spices and vegetables. It can be prepared with leafy vegetables, such as ugwu( fluted pumpkin leaves), bitter leaf, spinach and the likes. Below is my grandma's favorite, a recipe prepared with bitter leaf. Ingredients for the Egusi Soup (a.k.a Ofe Egusi / Obe Efo Elegusi) * 3 medium cups Egusi Seeds(melon seeds) * Assorted meat (shaki, cow meat, goat meat , turkey meat, chicken, pork meat etc ) * Assorted dry fish of choice (stockfish etc) * Dried Prawns ( optional ) * Red Palm Oil: 2 cooking spoons * 1 tablespoonful ground Crayfish * Bitter leaf( as desired) * Ugu/Spinach( 3 handful) * 2 seasoning cubes * Pepper (to taste) * Salt (to taste) Cooking directions for Egusi soup Preps: a. Boil the assorted meat and stock fish, with chopped onions, one seasoning cube and salt to taste. Cook until tender and set aside for later use. b. Clean the dried prawns by separating the heads&tails from the center. Grind the heads&tails and set aside to use in the soup. Then soak the center in hot water , to soften and clean it. c. Grind the egusi seeds until smooth and then dissolve with lukewarm water to form a paste. Now to cook the Egusi Soup 1. Heat up the palm oil until hot, add diced onions and the dissolved egusi. Fry for about 20 minutes, stirring constantly until it thickens. 2. Add the bitter leaf and a little water or the meat stock. Add the prawns and leave to simmer for 5 minutes 3. Now add the cooked meat and stock fish. Add the ground prawns(or crayfish), ground pepper and seasoning cubes. Boil for 15 minutes. 4. Add the sliced spinach leaves and simmer for 5 minutes and the soup is ready.