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Please any news from Sambisa forest?? Are they still sharing blood?


#the caller on viber can you hear me?

Hope she has got brains, cos beauty without brains is a show of cosmetic madness..

#After the reggae play the rap#

Da F**k!! She gotta be kidding me.. Which ape planet is she from?

Am I the only person that noticed this write-up has appeared on Nairaland over and over again!


Well, number three to comment. Am getting there, that's if LadyF and INTROVERT go gree

You would be surprised at the number of girls fighting over this monster.. LadyF and INTROVERT fit dey among them!

#RunsOuttaThread#

One thing that makes Nairaland so interesting is the Counter-thread-ism...

Well, we Nigerians have always been competitive!

Rating Naija ladies by percentage..

Girls = 70%
Women = 30%

White and Black TV...

Naija babes inferiority complex is now outta hand! Beyonce can never, will never and shall never change her colour to black no matter any award it will fetch her..

You've entered one chance @OP... She faints in your room, then she goes to that main guy's house and makes the guy faint...


I rise!

Even if they tie my eyes with scarf, I can boldly tell you that those two pix are two different people..
Oranges?? That's an insult to the fruit cos those things aint round but flat

When you get a wife, you become a student Cos you'll start learning new things!


I rise!

16. If you meet somebody richer than me, will you still stick to me?

This question is very necessary!
Absolutely necessary!
Seriously necessary!

I rise!

Apart from that goddess in the 2nd pix, the rest are mere play materials.. Their backsides can retain any object dropped on them

Everybody is not destined to f**k.. Remember Rev. Fathers.. Even though some of them do it

Girls smile in order to catch the unsuspecting maga, while guys smile in order not to appear like suffer-head... #runsouttathread#

That number 2 picture though.. Posture for wonderful room experience... Konji aburo nwanne nmadu

I'll enter a bank and use 6hrs to pack billions, use 2hrs to go and snatch Lara Fortes from Oshiomole, and then use the last 4hrs to fly to Canada...

All I know is that these bitches aint loyal.. No matter what you do for a lady it does not estop her from cheating if she is that type.. Women can do and undo for no just reason, some of them call it adventure. I ve heard some of them say things like "my husband is the best but I can't control myself anytime am with that my male colleague".. Just learn to cope with any type God gives you as wife.

Am allergic to nagging.. A nagging wife is equivalent to High Blood Pressure.. That's why courtship should be encouraged irrespective of religious views.

OP, you fall my hand wella.. I expected you to include in ur list the ones with mouth odour or bad breathe that will still wanna kiss you for a lengthy period.. Well I forgive you..

Meanwhile, let's continue.. The caller on whatsapp can you hear me?

'If you love somebody walk up to her tell am you love am o...' The person that sang this song did not try at all.. He should av added an exception like 'if she dey with her mother baba make you nor go fall ur hand o'

6) SAMSON & DELILAH

When my future kids ask me about the most irresponsible set of people on ape planet, I will tell them they are called 'Nigeria politicians'

I thought baboons n monkeys have all soaked in blood.. Why is this one still alive?

Well, let's continue! The caller on viber can you hear me?

OP where others na? Hope Denrele is not among them shaa.. Well, let's continue! The caller on viber can you hear me?

wise7:
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Shoro niyen!!!

HIV look-alike.. Well, let's continue! The caller on viber can you hear me?

Oh dear Me! We Must Continue! The caller on whatsapp can you hear me?

Oh dear Me! We must continue! The caller on whatsapp can you hear me?

If we are not yet married but just dating/courting, I'll beat the hell out of her and dump her forthwith.. But if already married, I'll leave quietly and go and wait for her at home.. Her punishment will come in the night on our bed.. I'll fvck life out of her!