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10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys [read And Laugh Out Loud by fajani(m): 3:59pm On Sep 13, 2015
There are variety of acts ladies display when they visit guys, and they want to avoid s3x just to protect their dignity. In fact, 80% of ladies are guilty of these acts… As a matter of fact, some of them will still fall prey.

1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide Open A lady visited me yesterday “gbaaaam”, na so I lock door.
The lady stood up immediately and demanded I opened the door, saying she was suffocating of heat. For inside rain ? Haba nawa ooooo. I bet she didn’t trust me.

2. She Tells Her Friend To Keep Ringing Her Up If you are a very good observer, I trust you might have noticed it.
Once she starts seeing your moves, she will PING or send her friend a Whatsapp/BBM, that she should do the needful. Suddenly, her fone will start ringing at intervals, she will pick and start begging the person to kindly give her 5minutes to show up

3. She Suddenly Says She’s Going Home Someone intended to spend 3 hours with you; she had barely spent 45mins, and starts heading towards the door when she notices your boxers is having a different shape, she says “my mom should be expecting me by now cos I told her I wouldn’t stay long”.

4.She Refuses To Sit Down There was a time a junior college of mine paid me a visit. She entered into my room and refused to sit on the chair or bed. Babe sit down for bed na, she no gree; oyah sit down for chair den, she no gree; oyah sit down on top rug den, she no gree oooo… Could you believe this lady said she was comfortable and stood for nearly 30 minutes.

5. She Tells You She’s On Her Period This is very common. One even asked for the toilet, saying she wanted to change her pad. Immediately, I begin para like person wey breeze blow him original Bsc certificate for inside gutter.

6. She Acts Like She’s So Much Interested In watching A Movie Even if the movies is very boring, they will focus on the movie as if they are writing their final year exam.

7. She Says She Doesn’t Visit Guys In the course of discussion, she will tell you that you are the first guy that she will be stepping her feet into his room.
This is to signal to you that courtesy demands you don’t initiate s3x

8. She Wears A Tight Jean Trouser This is another way ladies try to secure themselves. Those who are not too sure of themselves will wear a jean trouser that will be as tight as escaping from Kirikiri.
9. She Brings Her Friend Along She never told you prior to her arrival that she will be coming with a friend. She suddenly showed up with her friend. It’s just one of those things.

10. She Pretends To Be fasting Even if she’s not, she will pretend to be fasting in a bid to signal to you that No show at all. Funny enough, some of them will mistakenly eat bubble gum. Hahahaha

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys [read And Laugh Out Loud by munchfani: 4:04pm On Sep 13, 2015
BRINGS HER BIBLE AND USE YOUR LAPTOP TO WATCH TB JOSHUA ALL DAY.
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys [read And Laugh Out Loud by Rounakid(m): 4:04pm On Sep 13, 2015
Jux incase
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys [read And Laugh Out Loud by Emmalaw10(m): 4:08pm On Sep 13, 2015
Am I the only person that noticed this write-up has appeared on Nairaland over and over again!


Well, number three to comment. Am getting there, that's if LadyF and INTROVERT go gree
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys [read And Laugh Out Loud by greatness22(m): 4:09pm On Sep 13, 2015
Booked.
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys [read And Laugh Out Loud by Morhziez(m): 4:34pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ok
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys [read And Laugh Out Loud by ladyF(f): 4:35pm On Sep 13, 2015
Lol....she can also initiate a praise and worship session to thank God for keeping you both alive and well grin
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys [read And Laugh Out Loud by 1miccza: 4:51pm On Sep 13, 2015
This is a recycled post and it is very true
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys [read And Laugh Out Loud by prettyjo(f): 6:31pm On Sep 13, 2015
via no 4
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys [read And Laugh Out Loud by wristbangle: 6:33pm On Sep 13, 2015
How many times will they copy cat this post sad
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x When They Visit Guys [read And Laugh Out Loud by Ignatiusprince(m): 8:09pm On Sep 13, 2015
Exactly

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