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ozoono:
Wait are u a drug adict? U on colorado, i mean colos when typing that long epistle, very confusing. Like wetin cincern analogy and dermatology to this pls i want to no? Pls mention

Let's drinks together... Buy me a drink and let's drink together... So, we would not shrink... Abi? Let it sink (into your brain?)... I need a pink drink, so that I would not shrink and sink... Give me a pink drink or money to buy a pink drink... If you don't know analogy and dermatology, how would knows biology and microbiology...? Or, you wants to go for theology...? Go to theology or go for theology...? Leave me and dermatology... I knows onthology and "anthropology", I won't gives them ideology, and they don't needs my apology...

Gives me money, I need money... Pay me for rapping or my rapping [quote author=Banbanna post=129281418]Shuo! Omo, you be some kind rapper or poet, turning every reply into rhymes

saphiere:
That dog deserves a national honors award.

Dear men, if you won't take responsibility for your action use condom.

Which action and interaction?

TheWinterBird:
You've already tried to talk to him twice and have indirectly shooted your shot when you asked him if he's married. If he wanted to communicate with you further then, he would have. If you try talking to him again, you'll be giving desperation vibes. Men are supposed to do the chasing and a man who likes you will do just that; you ain't gotta do his work for him.

So, you don't wants to chase me...? I would erazes&razes you, if you don't wants to chase me...or chase after me... It won't amazes me...

Sapasenator:
There you go off again!

Honestly, a visit will definitely be in your best interest.

I may be able to help, is there an history of mental illness, say, in your family?

I am just concerned about you!

You are suffering from stroke and you probably have amnesia, that you can't take to asia... Even anastasia in asia and malaysia are having amnesia... I don't know what to do with your amnesia... I am not prince or queen of persia... You can take your amnesia to asia or malaysia... By the way, you may wants to give me some of money as gift... Give me a monetary gift...

Sapasenator:
Have you ever considered a visit to a psychiatrist?

Are you a psycho...? You don't even knows analogy, let alone dermatology...

EreluRoz:
That's enough greenlight already but you may go further. Funny enough most guys don't quickly grab a greenlight.

If you are not very smart as a guy you'll not understand some kind of greenlight. My own greenlight is very funny, you'll never have a clue except you are way too smart.

Green light ko, green light ni... EreluRoz, gives me green light...

Clown... What is inside gown or skirt&blowse...? Clown, you don't wears your gown...? Better be wearing your gown... If you like, frown!, you can't have a crown or becomes a crown... You may just be able to drink three crown... Since you have been wearing gown or your gown, you have not seen a crown or a clown that would be your crown...? Maybe you should starts drinking three crown, it may helps you to find your crown or a crown... Wear or continues to wear your brown gown..., maybe you would see a crown...? Are you a clown or you are this brown clown...wearing brown gown, and looking for brown crown... That isn't your own... Look deep down or look at yourself deep down, did you needs a crown? No! You don't need a crown..., you just need a brown gown or your brown gown; with the colour of a crown...

[quote author= post=129265598]Source: https://punchng.com/driver-arrested-for-allegedly-killing-pedestrian-in-lagos/[/quote]Good! Accident to all the residents of a/the "cabinet", where they are having presidents... Accident to all presidents and residents... Ancient accident or accident like in the ancient... Accident is an ingredient... Even rodents are having accidents... How would we eat rodent, if rodents doesn't have accident...?...

God1000:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/04/04/armed-robbers-attack-nigerian-journalist-other-road-users-lagos-highway-steal-money#:~:text=A%20Lagos%2Dbased%20freelance%20journalist,on%20the%20Lagos%2D%20Ibadan%20Expressway.

Good...

EreluRoz:
You wish.

I have the most beautiful face you can get around. No jokes, my mama born me well.

I am ugebe oyibo. Ada oyibo. Ego oyibo
Ntorrr

Lies...

God1000:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/04/01/deborah-samuels-killers-faced-camera-bragged-and-held-matchbox-amnesty-international

And so?

So, what should I do to it? What did u want US TO DO IT...?

BadNews:
Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/4/girl-electrocuted-while-fetching-water-from-a-well-in-ogun.html

Good!

Get the Bleep and get the hell azazyle

Azazyel:
Who is this one on colos? How did you register on nairaland and who approved your registration?

Ur fada... Motherfucker!

tabithababy:
. How old are you?

Tell me if you wants to date me... Then, we can starts from there...

Azazyel:
These are not Fulani herdsmen. These are delta state indigenes who see kidnapping as a lucrative job. The federal government need to set death sentence as a penalty for kidnapping. This would deter others thinking of doing the same. This is becoming too much. Nigerians are just too wicked. By the way, why is that policeman in the picture smiling?

That death sentence would includes or involves u, &u won't be able 2 revolves... U don't knows what is involves... What is involves would always revolves... What is involves, isn't what u can resolves... Whatever evolves should revolves... Since u don't LOVE, WE HAVE EVOLVED WHAT U CAN'T RESOLVE... WE AREN'T WHO/WHOM u love... WE ARE NOT THE ONE u loves, u are now making love&having my love...with handscuff... Dat is not LOVE!... ENOUGH IS ENOUGH...FOR those who/whom WE DON'T LOVE...SINCE u are not OUR LOVE... WE ARE NOT THE ONE u gives puffpuff, smirnoff&jollof... Enough is enough, natasha romanoff isn't d one we LOVE!...

ogododo:
https://gazettengr.com/bandits-abduct-scores-of-students-in-delta/

Waybill them to the hill to settle your bills... Steal, kill, etc; to settles or pays your bills...

Demichaels:
In LOVE'S radiant embrace, our souls entwine,
Yearning for the sanctuary of an IDEAL Home divine.
Like the PETALS of a graceful autumn bloom,
We flourish, entwined in affection's sweet perfume.
Pledged to each other ere our fateful meet,
No bond can rival the love we replete.
We are REKELS, crafting dreams in PETALS' HOME,
Creating a haven where love finds its grace. SEALED By the TRINITY

Mods do your thing

These ones don't know what they are doing... Where is your kpekus...? Kpekus re ti ku...

Kuginzi:
https://dailytrust.com/two-killed-many-houses-burnt-as-benue-boils-again/

Two people they shot should have die, they would still die... They are so little, they should be belittled; and their name is not kelvin little, that is as little as kettle... Kettle, kill kelvin little...

Stop deceiving yourself...

abc115:
IYANA IBA INTERCHANGE & FLYOVER BRIDGE

Catches fire?

NaijaCoverBlog:
https://punchng.com/bauchi-police-arrest-man-for-stabbing-brother-to-death/?amp

Yes, I can confirm he is dead...

NeoWanZaeed:
Kid...go and play

Mumu...

Gistmedia10:
In a shocking incident caught on camera, a woman was seen indulging in an unconventional method of smoking shisha through her nose, leaving onlookers and viewers bewildered.

The footage, which quickly went viral on social media, shows the unidentified woman confidently inhaling shisha smoke through her nose instead of the traditional method of using the mouth. The video, filmed at a local hookah lounge, has sparked a mix of reactions, with many expressing disbelief and amazement at her unusual technique.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNmwU6HJJgo

Wife material!... Married wife material... Marry this wife material... A very beautiful wife material...

Aonkuuse:
Source: https://trendygists.com/kenyan-man-kipnyaanko-kiplangat-langat-takes-his-life-after-wife-cheated-on-him/

Not surprise or not a surprise... We have given you the price, price is different from prise... What is the price of rice? I wants to eat rice, fried rice or jollof rice, that doesn't have lice... Who would gives me rice or jollof rice? Rice or jollof rice, to make fried rice...? I would takes you by surprise, I would surprise you with demise before sunrise or before the sunrise... I would arise...in/WITH MIGHTY VICTORY... I would arise, I would arise...

E no concerns us, you never moves to HEAVEN or you never MAKES HEAVEN... SO, WE are not EVEN... If here is ur haven... Haven is DIFFERENT FROM HEAVEN, WHERE WE HAVE OVEN FOR THOSE WHO WE ARE NOT EVEN AND INTERWOVEN... OUR OVEN IS MORE THAN ELEVEN, you would begins to SEE ELEVEN HEAVEN OR ELEVENTH HEAVEN FROM INSIDE OUR OVEN; IF OR SINCE WE ARE NOT EVEN OR INTERWOVEN... DID WE HAVE ELEVEN HEAVEN OR SEVEN HEAVEN...? WE HAVE SEVEN ELEVEN HEAVEN... DID you remembers nine eleven..? 911... Did you wants to call nine eleven or nine one one...? What is the difference between nine eleven and nine one one...?... I mean, one on one... Let's go one on one... One versus one...

[quote author= post=129208916]Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/3/man-kills-childhood-friend-in-ondo-steals-his-motorcycle-and-sells-it-for-n130000-2.html[/quote]If I see something I would say something or nothing? Of course, I would say anything...I sees...?

NeoWanZaeed:
Education is really important.
Exploring and widening your horizons is very important



Killed a friend because of 130k.. chai.. illiteracy and poverty na bastard

Cmon! Shut up! You can kill for five thousand... Money on auction...

[quote author= post=129208916]Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/3/man-kills-childhood-friend-in-ondo-steals-his-motorcycle-and-sells-it-for-n130000-2.html[/quote]YES! YES!! YES! SAY yes to peres&reyes... Yes peres, yes florentino peres...

[quote author= post=129209963]Source: https://punchng.com/gun-explosion-killed-three-children-in-taraba-police/[/quote]Accidental ko, coincidental ni...